** The real story behind the <Empire> DKP / attendence system INSIDE **

[Malevz]

It works well.

[Stalos_]

lame

[Tassador]

Yep lame but what do you expect from a guy who sits with headsets for elf sims and 100 man crews to gain 1 pixel per month?

[Redi]

great guild, great opening post

[Malevz]

Yep lame but what do you expect from a guy who sits with headsets for elf sims and 100 man crews to gain 1 pixel per month?

Corrections as follows:

"Guy" - I'm more of an amorphous asexual blob. I survive off of pixels, monitor radiation, scotch/bourbon and hot pockets stored in a bucket of ranch dressing.

"who sits with headsets" - I don't use a headset, despite the fact my GF is a nurse and works odd hours, and wakes up claiming to have had dreams about turkey noises.

"100 man crews" - Empire has never had 100 on. We range from 20 for ST to... 70ish for NToV. Not as many as blue server but we do what we can to keep the server strong and alive with our good Christian values.

"to gain 1 pixel per month" - If you're getting only 1 pixel a month you're either not raiding much, or not asking for much. Pixels flow like water once you swear allegiance to The General, The Grandmaster, The Beekeeper, and the President (and the Aussie).

[Seltius]

Voted most impotent thread of 2015. It failed to deliver.

[grannock]

I was a guild/raid leader of a top 5 worldwide guild in vanilla WoW. Emps loot council functions way better than the straight dkp system we used. All the credit goes to the loot council, not an easy job to do well.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Bunch of empire losers laying in a tub of lard licking each other's crotch area. Too obese to get to actual genitalia.

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[Kergan]

Very normal response

[Plackers]

How can someone posting on these forums tell somebody to go outside lol. News flash buddy you're posting on a 16 year old simulator board.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

How can someone posting on these forums tell somebody to go outside lol. News flash buddy you're posting on a 16 year old simulator board.

Got outside, fat.

[Eslade]

p sure thread is working as intended

[Farzo]

Good thread.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSmEUeirUC7t4zALxE5iRAwi13sKWnR 67t93xoH51hfjdCfUtVnA

[Tassador]

Corrections as follows:

"Guy" - I'm more of an amorphous asexual blob. I survive off of pixels, monitor radiation, scotch/bourbon and hot pockets stored in a bucket of ranch dressing.

"who sits with headsets" - I don't use a headset, despite the fact my GF is a nurse and works odd hours, and wakes up claiming to have had dreams about turkey noises.

"100 man crews" - Empire has never had 100 on. We range from 20 for ST to... 70ish for NToV. Not as many as blue server but we do what we can to keep the server strong and alive with our good Christian values.

"to gain 1 pixel per month" - If you're getting only 1 pixel a month you're either not raiding much, or not asking for much. Pixels flow like water once you swear allegiance to The General, The Grandmaster, The Beekeeper, and the President (and the Aussie).

Yeah just call me an asshole cause I ain't reading that

[iruinedyourday]

whatever happened to that guy who was gonna hang him self from his deck? he went out side.

[Xaanka]

whatever happened to that guy who was gonna hang him self from his deck? he went out side.

favorite part was how he pronounced http://cdn2.thegloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/for-men.jpg

[Farzo]

whatever happened to that guy who was gonna hang him self from his deck? he went out side.

He got his toon back.

[vouss]

Does andis know about that stuff? could be a pretty big game changer

[ducktv]

I was a guild/raid leader of a top 5 worldwide guild in vanilla WoW. Emps loot council functions way better than the straight dkp system we used. All the credit goes to the loot council, not an easy job to do well.

desperate.

[BardPop]

Xash certified warmbody, loot council certified system that works.

[bolo]

Nothing to see here just crying for attention. Move on..

Viva la resistencia.

[grannock]

Bunch of empire losers laying in a tub of lard licking each other's crotch area. Too obese to get to actual genitalia.

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Mad that your dkp from good guys was worthless? Its ok, you suck anyways.

[Gardur]

Mad that your dkp from good guys was worthless? Its ok, you suck anyways.

I had 1k DKP and spent like a total of 20. I'm furious.

[Mudslinger]

Corrections as follows:


"who sits with headsets" - I don't use a headset, despite the fact my GF is a nurse and works odd hours, and wakes up claiming to have had dreams about turkey noises

Lol chiggen is a good turkey

[miraclegrow2]

Nothing to see here just crying for attention. Move on..

Viva la resistencia.

What?

i distinctley remember you powering willians paladin in guk for like weeks???

[Tassador]

I put rogaine on around my pubic area because i was diagnosed with a rare condition that does not allow me to grow hair in my pubes area. Shit worked great i have long blonde locks down there, even though my hair on my head is baby asian jet black.

[miraclegrow2]

why would you want pubic hair? im so tired of shaving my balls, asscrack and dick

but dam do the ladies like it

[arsenalpow]

Gongshow gave my level 17 paladin a massive dragon claw shard, a fungi, and CoF. Empire are swell guys. OP is correct.

[Nirgon]

Gongshow gave my level 17 paladin a massive dragon claw shard, a fungi, and CoF. Empire are swell guys. OP is correct.

hes a real snake charmer

dunno how he keeps da pack together most of the time

[grannock]

I had 1k DKP and spent like a total of 20. I'm furious.

Your not the one that is angry that empire is doing. You do you, and enjoy it, pras.

[grannock]

why would you want pubic hair? im so tired of shaving my balls, asscrack and dick

but dam do the ladies like it

If you need to shave your balls to get girls to suck on them, your doing it wrong.

[Nirgon]

um its a courtesy

dont be a cave man pal

[Brutality]

Lol chiggen is a good turkey

can confirm