Salutations fellow obese unemployeds!

[Skillslam]

It's a lovely weekday midnight for a boat through TD

[bubur]

no one here is unemployed

sorry i had to be the one 2 tell u

[bubur]

plenty of bald fat tho, so youre good there

[StrangeTech]

Not bald and am employed. Got me pegged with the fat though.

[Lagaidh]

Oddly, I have my hair and am trim, but I am unemployed.

[AzzarTheGod]

if ur bald get it off ur chest and tell us about it.

[magician]

not fat or bald and employed, also white, also rich, also pretty handsome

[Jahdu]

not fat or bald and employed, also white, also rich, also pretty handsome

Also modest :p

[Seltius]

I am very short, fat, bald, and proud of it. Danny DeVito showed us that short fat balding men can be popular! Oh but I am employed.

[syztem]

not fat or bald either! but pras eq

[Malevz]

How did you know I'm obese and unemployed? Are you a witch??

[Jazzy]

Killing it irl, handsome as fuck but have to admit im under 6 foot tall

[Seltius]

How did you know I'm obese and unemployed? Are you a witch??

How do you know she is a witch
- She looks like one.
- Bring her forward.
- I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch !
- But you are dressed as one.
- They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't.
- And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
- Well? - We did do the nose.
- The nose? - And the hat. But she is a witch !
- Did you dress her up like this? - No, no!
- Yes. A bit.
- She has got a wart.
- What makes you think she's a witch?
- She turned me into a newt!
- A newt?
- I got better.
- Burn her anyway!
- Quiet! Quiet!
............

[AzzarTheGod]

Who will step forward and admit that they are balding/bald?

Be a leader.

[Malevz]

I'll admit I'm bald in the basement. I shave my fun zone, I like a clean playing area.

[hammbone]

I'll admit I'm bald in the basement. I shave my fun zone, I like a clean playing area.

I shave my sack... if you've never put your sack in a girls mouth - highly recommend it.

[derpcake]

I'm just a regular guy, slowing down traffic in his company car to take pics of this trainwreck.

Prolly gonna get me about 3 youtube views, so fuck you nerds.

[AzzarTheGod]

I'm just a regular guy, slowing down traffic in his company car to take pics of this trainwreck.

Prolly gonna get me about 3 youtube views, so fuck you nerds.

Thinning and receding hairline into the temples.

Stand up.

[miraclegrow2]

pic must have been deleted already

[Beastagoog]

Baldind plus bearding here.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwF0v65KmY3DVwYEkAcqEG0aAkHKwRY PHGt0wPN9_g_y7_ht8vD9EZ5kxt1w

[AzzarTheGod]

Baldind plus bearding here.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwF0v65KmY3DVwYEkAcqEG0aAkHKwRY PHGt0wPN9_g_y7_ht8vD9EZ5kxt1w

pras. who else will come forward?

[Beastagoog]

I'd hate to be going bald and not been able 2 beard.

[Pikrib]

Baldind plus bearding here.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwF0v65KmY3DVwYEkAcqEG0aAkHKwRY PHGt0wPN9_g_y7_ht8vD9EZ5kxt1w

That beard is very powerful.

Def makes up for the baldness.

[Defari]

Baldind plus bearding here.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwF0v65KmY3DVwYEkAcqEG0aAkHKwRY PHGt0wPN9_g_y7_ht8vD9EZ5kxt1w

Awesome stache.

You should do a side part instead of combing back. Wont even look that bald then.

[Beastagoog]

Dont you worry about that guys I will be making a comb back soon.

(Get it? Lol yes. )

[Beastagoog]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLdBcQC54mQUyE5dwk223iLNS6WdtgK cXOrbs-RZO9lmu6iL3xI8z_EHvLEQ

Dis the reality of a bearded "eq player".

[jestingoff02]

no one here is unemployed

sorry i had to be the one 2 tell u

Pretty sure the fat unemployment neckbeards only make up a small % of this server. But I have never been in the zerg guilds

[Chronoburn]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0897/7144/files/Beard_oil_before_and_after_large.jpg?1344967721469 3502338

[Kergan]

In about 5 more years you can do the elusive beard comb over.

Or go cue ball style like a D3 monk

http://orig02.deviantart.net/3205/f/2012/124/d/a/diablo_3_monk_wallpaper_by_panperkin-d4ykfj1.jpg