BEST QUOTES IN THE WORLD

[TheBiznessTZ]

Thanks to John Oliver i have something fun to do all day today at work. Read funny made up quotes just like our political officials. Post your favorites.

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[Whirled]

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[MrSparkle001]

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[Big_Japan]

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[bubur]

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[bubur]

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[Ranndom]

“A woman enjoys intercourse with her man — as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously.” - Bernard "Bernie" Sanders
Yes, Bernie Sanders actually said that

[Spyder73]

They hate us cause they anus