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Pokesan
10-16-2015, 02:07 AM
The cancer he had in his ass has now spread to his liver. He will die young.

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1snlj3r

Well, I don't know if there is really a right way to tell people this, so I guess here goes. The CT did not come back negative. The cancer in the bowel is gone, but spots have appeared in my liver. They're not operable and there's no cure. Average life expectancy is 2-3 years, though there are outliers that live much longer. I'll be back on chemo in a few weeks, with the goal of pushing it back and keeping it there for as long as possible. I fully intend to be the outlier, the average is this way because most people that get this are old and not strong anymore. Who knows what they'll come up with in the next decade? I intend to beat it for as long as possible. Gonna need some time to process all of this. I don't really feel anything right now. Thanks.

Also,
http://i.imgur.com/OfEZi7s.jpg

:eek:
Magikarp
10-16-2015, 02:13 AM
welp, bummer
Colgate
10-16-2015, 03:05 AM
worked with him once irl

he was a real big douchebag

sucks though
AzzarTheGod
10-16-2015, 03:51 AM
Age? Started with colon cancer without any history of colitis/IBD/IBS?

Guess that shit really is on the rise.
Big_Japan
10-16-2015, 05:44 AM
is this guy like a streamer or "lets player" or some other new fangled form of homosexual?

maybe he is getting his just desserts for massive self inflicted colon trauma
AzzarTheGod
10-16-2015, 05:54 AM
is this guy like a streamer or "lets player" or some other new fangled form of homosexual?

maybe he is getting his just desserts for massive self inflicted colon trauma

Idk man they say tons of people are getting it now before the age of 50.

Its one of the cancers that is rising fast among youth.
Ruinous
10-16-2015, 07:26 AM
Probably because of the horrible food that we put into our bodies every day. Eat more fiber bros.

Maybe it's time to invest in an alkaline water system too.
Sirken
10-16-2015, 09:04 AM
thats really sad, hes younger than me, he has a wife and kids, and i like what he brings to the world/industry of video games. meanwhile, my piece of shit neighbor will outlive all of us :(
FoxxHound
10-16-2015, 11:05 AM
thats really sad, hes younger than me, he has a wife and kids, and i like what he brings to the world/industry of video games. meanwhile, my piece of shit neighbor will outlive all of us :(

Is your neighbor Hasbinbad?
Ennewi
10-17-2015, 03:57 AM
Fuck this stupid disease. The average is going up after I'm done with it.
Ranndom
10-18-2015, 03:02 PM
Probably because of the horrible food that we put into our bodies every day. Eat more fiber bros.

Maybe it's time to invest in an alkaline water system too.

Lol....""Food"