Unbrella the Prodigal Cuck

[captnamazing]

Cloki,

You wanna team up for all Trak's going forward, split teeth 50/50 and lock down VP on BDA? Can split up VP loot either on a joint Loot Council or /ran for first pick.

(to bktroost) So, you want in on the VP lockdown too? =P

Really baring the fangs here, Unbrella. You couldn't hack it in BDA, so you splintered off to FE. Under your leadership, FE couldn't hack it, so you joined TMO. Then you couldn't hack it with TMO when they were exiled to Red, so you joined the legions of <Empire>.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the prodigal cuck. He skulks from guild to guild, desperately seeking a pixel fix for his raging addiction. But fear not - he is a lame horse, incapable of foresight, a sieve to wisdom, a lone rat without any friends.

Behold his mighty squeaks as he bares his little rat fangs in the shadows of exile. Behold the terrific splendor of his greatness as he threatens to form Gimpatron 2.0 and lock down stale content that has been out for 5 years, content that with few exceptions, is more obsolete than his own genitalia. Witness, friends, the Prodigal Cuck.

[indiscriminate_hater]

nostalgia reply

[Sweettouch]

I'm shaking in my boots

[Champion_Standing]

Entering low t beta cuck yikes cringe zone

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--xZ09Qy_K--/192o5xsxqt0nogif.gif

[iruinedyourday]

Ub is one of the chillest pals 5 star p99er

[radda]

Umbrella for president, better than deez nutz

[fandAONgo]

im unbrellas friend

[Oleris]

is it wrong that I prefer an unbrella reign of terror over a BDA reign of terror?

[Ravager]

This is quite the reign of terror. Nobody is safe, except everyone with better shit to do than try to one-up angry nerds with memes and gifs.

[Kekephee]

They're coming for us


http://i.imgur.com/flK7twa.gif

[arsenalpow]

[Fri Sep 04 20:07:29 2015] PvP.Unbrella tells you, 'Would you consider a joint raid and you guys alternate loot or something?'

[Sweettouch]

Best part of all this is,you act like BDA is the bad guys and new TMO yet watch Rampage lockdown VP forever soon you will all catch up and cry over it. Clearly we are the new TMO when we lockdown NOTHING

[Juevento]

Best part of all this is,you act like BDA is the bad guys and new TMO yet watch Rampage lockdown VP forever soon you will all catch up and cry over it. Clearly we are the new TMO when we lockdown NOTHING

Well, we did lock down Noble. As as Nemce so astutely reminded us, that's the same thing as raping someone...

[Jfertal]

She shouldnt of been dreased like that

[Ostros]

cuck

http://i.imgur.com/1TdHj1y.gif

[am0n]

Well, we did lock down Noble. As as Nemce so astutely reminded us, that's the same thing as raping someone...

Pretty sure he was mocking people who try to claim that is a valid reason. Just as you guys tried to use the excuse that you didn't break the agreement, Velious did. Therefore, you didn't do anything wrong.

[Capi]

Raid.php gets exploded yet a sky day rotation survives. Makes sense.

[Sweettouch]

Raid.php gets exploded yet a sky day rotation survives. Makes sense.

This,most guilds move the fuck onto doing velious and cant hold down a skyday.Stop enforcing rules not everyone can do and grow up

[Rejji]

Man ellaella really rustling oP

[Spyder73]

Pity reply - welcome back FGT

[Godefroi]

Op is maximum rustled.

It's friday night , brella must be in a pussy sipping a bottle 1/2 your monthly salary.

just sayin <3

[Kekephee]

Op is maximum rustled.

It's friday night , brella must be in a pussy sipping a bottle 1/2 your monthly salary.

just sayin <3

Or he's invading other guilds' disputes on an elf message board, poking and prodding and trying to play people against each other to stay relevant in a video game

[iruinedyourday]

or hes being chill as fuck and hanging out with me in TS talkng casually about cool stuff eq related and be'n a pal.

..that goes for OP or Unbrella.

[captnamazing]

or hes being chill as fuck and hanging out with me in TS talkng casually about cool stuff eq related and be'n a pal.

..that goes for OP or Unbrella.

when we gonna pvp again dawg. i'm around 2nite

[iruinedyourday]

ah yiiiiis

[Pokesan]

hold the phone. i thought filbus is in BDA? is that not the case??? :confused:

[kaev]

hold the phone. i thought filbus is in BDA? is that not the case??? :confused:

filbus is in a world all his own, tho he's been known to share with keke and greengrocer when in the mood

[Pokesan]

filbus is in a world all his own, tho he's been known to share with keke and greengrocer when in the mood

i asked filbus and he told me he's in rampage. so i guess he's not in bda. I'm not sure who's in bda other than chest and kekephee. i think anichek is, maybe that dafier guy too but well his posts are so bad i don't think even bda would have him. i don't know who else is in bda.

i do know that swish is NOT in bda. that is very clear to me.

i don't think i'm in bda, im not 100% sure. it seems very unlikely but stranger things have happened

[Kekephee]

i asked filbus and he told me he's in rampage. so i guess he's not in bda. I'm not sure who's in bda other than chest and kekephee. i think anichek is, maybe that dafier guy too but well his posts are so bad i don't think even bda would have him. i don't know who else is in bda.

i do know that swish is NOT in bda. that is very clear to me.

i don't think i'm in bda, im not 100% sure. it seems very unlikely but stranger things have happened


Maybe you're Kekephee/Greengrocer

[Kushie]

Rip guide moregan

[Emsee]

Unbrella is the biggest scumbag to ever grace the TMO tag, that's saying a lot.

[iruinedyourday]

http://i.imgur.com/eAs4ckb.jpg

[Thana8088]

Did Unbrella ever get his corpse from WL? Cleric lives matter.