Lite-type thread: If you could cast any spell

[hammbone]

If you could cast any spell in Everquest, what would it be and why?

[lite]

like, in real life?

Polymorph

[magician]

bind sight on frank gongongaru

[Samsung]

Complete heal for me, and heal my body aka my back so I can get back into running. :(

[lite]

bind sight on frank gongongaru


You might start to feel pretty shitty about your life, would not advice.

Your forumquesting screams bitter and fat.

[Seltius]

Said it in the other thread Summon Food and Drink. Could you imagine the people you could help with that?

Or maybe Storm Strength if im thinking almost purely about myself because moving some furniture is a beast. Especially if your not on a first floor. Or how about replacing that engine in your car. Though it would make workouts boring. Or you see a car accident or a train wreck or whatever.

Maybe resistances or DA would be nice also. Think about all the kittens you could save from burning buildings. *ok this one was probably a troll but the rest wasn't*

[lite]

Instant Levi rings would be awesome in NYC

[magician]

You might start to feel pretty shitty about your life, would not advice.
Your forumquesting screams bitter and fat.

was simply letting everyone know what spell I would cast irl, as the thread intended.

please don't shout out real life attacks unprovoked. this isn't rnf. can someone ban this guy??

[lite]

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[CosmicOwl]

Gate.

no one likes traffic.

[hammbone]

Gate.

no one likes traffic.

omg so true and useful for nights out drinking

[lite]

This is going great.
Lite threads truly keep the forums alive in the absence of actual server activity =/

[Genedin]

resurrect, trick world into thinking am second coming of jesus, profit

[Nirgon]

like, in real life?

Polymorph

Looks like you did and it half way worked

[Eslade]

resurrection would be fun. just walk the streets and stab people to death and bring them back then do it again while they're weakened.

[Samsung]

resurrection would be fun. just walk the streets and stab people to death and bring them back then do it again while they're weakened.

ur sick in the head

[lite]

Looks like you did and it half way worked

heheheh, good one old man.

[Nirgon]

You should also trade forum avatars with Hammbone

[lite]

naw, i truly am jon snow. A man of convictions. I will not zerg.

[Samsung]

There is a spell called Polymorph Boar if anyone cares.

hehehhee =p

[Eslade]

ur sick in the head

? oh sorry I thought we were talking about a hypothetical situation in which we received magical powers derived from a video game.

[Heywood]

Improved invisibility.

Or Succor: Las Vegas

[Nirgon]

naw, i truly am jon snow. A man of convictions. I will not zerg.

Really I distinctly recall you guys raiding with 50 unique snowFLAKES at 9am when I got the call on the red phone from Colgate

I'll say tho, you guys were less toxic without the Friends crew in your ranks and inviting pals like Rory was a step in the right direction

[lite]

ok, old man.

[Ghost of Jibekn]

winds of gelid, first place id reveal my power is the first <empire> real life meet up

[Samsung]

Bind Sight is another spell I wish I had irl.

The amount of information you could get on people using it. There is no doubt in my mind I would use that to my advantage.

[lite]

Bind Sight is another spell I wish I had irl.

The amount of information you could get on people using it. There is no doubt in my mind I would use that to my advantage.

deep....

http://puu.sh/ktCPX/caf9972ce7.jpg

[Samsung]

deep....

http://puu.sh/ktCPX/caf9972ce7.jpg

Knowledge is power my Columbia friend. :)

[lite]

ColOmbia ...not that I care

[bubur]

winds of gelid, first place id reveal my power is the first <empire> real life meet up

This is going great.
Lite threads truly keep the forums alive in the absence of actual server activity =/

http://www.prettydesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Natalie-Dormers-Edgy-Haircut.jpg

so much edge

[Nirgon]

I'm 63 years young

[krazyGlue]

Illusion skeleton

[vouss]

I'll say tho, you guys were less toxic without the Friends crew in your ranks and inviting pals like Rory was a step in the right direction

m a d

[magician]

nice YouTube video

[Samsung]

m a d

you suck at quoting people.

[iruinedyourday]

for my own personal enjoyment: DMF. So I could fly and swim underwater as much as I wanted, double whammy.

But for obligation to humanity, Resurrection or Complete Heal. /sigh /yawn

[Gustoo]

I'd take the ranger ability track to find known scum.

[Seltius]

Man you guys are too mean spirited to have any special powers.. All spell abilities revoked your back to a subspecies and if your not nicer to each other I will devolve you to primate status next.

[Jazzy]

invis of course

purely for sexual gratification

so much poosay on tap. could not go wrong.

[Qtip]

Memory wipe...

[Gustoo]

invis of course

purely for sexual gratification

so much poosay on tap. could not go wrong.

Of all of the eq spells, did you honestly just say you want to be a creepy kevin bacon hollow man?

forum needs to be closed down asap.

[iruinedyourday]

Of all of the eq spells, did you honestly just say you want to be a creepy kevin bacon hollow man?

forum needs to be closed down asap.

rofl my first reaction was, you want to hide in rooms and masturbate?

you can cast magical spells and all you can come up with is a more creative way to masturbate in secrecy?

gamers. smh.

[Feanol]

Bristlebane's Bundle.

Instant Fireworks, Cake, and Party Poppers at any time? Yes please.

[Jazzy]

i wouldnt be masturbating bros

come on.

im a sick muthaphukka

[hammbone]

rofl my first reaction was, you want to hide in rooms and masturbate?

you can cast magical spells and all you can come up with is a more creative way to masturbate in secrecy?

gamers. smh.

Seems charm or beguile would be more rewarding

[iruinedyourday]

Seems charm or beguile would be more rewarding

except those random breaks mid coitus.

[hammbone]

except those random breaks mid coitus.

go bondage or go home

[Kergan]

except those random breaks mid coitus.

Except when it breaks unexpectedly at the wrong time.

[hammbone]

Except when it breaks unexpectedly at the wrong time.

... wasnt that what he was saying?

[fandAONgo]

cure disease

[ducktv]

illusion: wood elf

that hit box is just so goog

[HippoNipple]

Illusion Erudite or form of the great bear, whichever shoots the bigger load.

[Sirban]

Gate prolly worst spell to have irl.

Reason: Because you cannot have two spells, you will gate into your moms vagina and kill her instantly.

Ie: No bind affinity spell :(

[lite]

Gate prolly worst spell to have irl.

Reason: Because you cannot have two spells, you will gate into your moms vagina and kill her instantly.

Ie: No bind affinity spell :(

Dude...Where you're paying your rent/mortgage is your bind, that's a given.

Do you recall binding in misty thicket/freeport/gfay...no, but that's where you were bound anyways.

[Ragnaros]

backstab

[hammbone]

backstab

Agatha says you already got this ability.

[Gardur]

Defoliation. Never do yard work again.

[Ragnaros]

Agatha says you already got this ability.

low blow

[Tradesonred]

Charm so op

[miraclegrow2]

invis?

levitate? Lol

[Kergan]

clarity so I can gain my mana back faster

[compulsion]

Since I hunt a lot I'd have to go with Form of the Hunter

[cronik]

Gravity Flux

It'd be a fun afternoon.

[Drakaris]

Complete heal for me, and heal my body aka my back so I can get back into running. :(

Hmmm is it me or do most people suffer form some form of injury/ailment here?

[cronik]

Social herpes?

[Kergan]

Does complete heal cure mental illness? If so Drakar should choose that one.

[Tomm Selleck]

Does complete heal cure mental illness? If so Drakar should choose that one.

No that's abolish disease

[Tomm Selleck]

As for my spell I'd pick plague so I can spread the aidz

[Samsung]

Does complete heal cure mental illness? If so Drakar should choose that one.

Lol

[Heebo]

18 sec. bard charm.

All i'd need.

[cronik]

As for my spell I'd pick plague so I can spread the aidz

You don't need a spell for that, bro

Unless you're just that hideous.

Maybe I should change my answer to Charisma buff. Heaven knows most (all) of the people around here could use one.

[Tradesonred]

lol Heebo i like your style (sig)

[Troubled]

Gravity Flux

[Bazia]

i spam disease clouds after eating doritos with frito brand canned cheese

[Tomm Selleck]

You don't need a spell for that, bro

Unless you're just that hideous.

Maybe I should change my answer to Charisma buff. Heaven knows most (all) of the people around here could use one.

Rl attack. Reported

[cronik]

Charisma isn't all about looks brah

You shallow bastard.

Definitely need a chr buff.

[Sektor]

You don't need a spell for that, bro

Unless you're just that hideous.

Maybe I should change my answer to Charisma buff. Heaven knows most (all) of the people around here could use one.

lmfao

[Malevz]

True North.

Would make my compass budget 0 each year instead of the high compass prices I pay now.

[hammbone]

True North.

Would make my compass budget 0 each year instead of the high compass prices I pay now.

think there is an app for that.

[hammbone]

honestly, the most useless spell in game (invigorate) is probably one of the most beneficial IRL.

Run a 4 miles (invigorate) run another 4.
Get home from work (invigorate) /deal with wife and/or kids
You could party every night of the week!

[cronik]

I'd want my spear to proc avatar.

Could be midway through a sex session and get that "alright! game on!" moment when you knew your dps was about to take a massive leap forward.

Hell, even peeing in public could be epic.

[derpcake]

summon food / drink

time to troll the catholic church

[Tassador]

Great thread guys having so much fun reading this, let's keep threads like this going. I mean those pvp and griefing threads were for when this server was red. Let's do it like kirby's dream land!!!!!

[Kaahbal]

Gravity flux would be pretty fun.

[Rythm]

'Circle of the Combines' so I can finally actually really live in Norrath for serious and take my cats with me too.

[FoxxHound]

Spirit of cheetah

[abbud]

Superior camouflage so I can sneak in on girls and watch them tinkle.

[Samsung]

translocate so people would get the fuck out of my face

bestow mad bad sad little boy

[HippoNipple]

translocate so people would get the fuck out of my face

You would need to group with them first, maybe Selo's would fit you better so you can play some music and prance away like a little girl.

[cronik]

This thread is a psychologist's wet dream.

[Malevz]

You would need to group with them first, maybe Selo's would fit you better so you can play some music and prance away like a little girl.

I'd like to change my answer to selos as well, Hippo totally sells it.

[Tradesonred]

Great thread guys having so much fun reading this, let's keep threads like this going. I mean those pvp and griefing threads were for when this server was red. Let's do it like kirby's dream land!!!!!

You need this badly son

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