Lets separate the men from the boys

[Tradesonred]

You guys always talking about pussy this, pussy that, oh you plugged this you plugged that, didnt show up for pvp.

I got the real test right here.

lets see separate the men from the boys.

http://s7.postimg.org/f123dq27v/played.jpg

[wts]

Seek help.

[wts]

I mean seriously. I forgot the password to my main. I gave away a 60 chanter on VZTZ. I've deleted multiple lvl 60s on VZTZ. Discord is going to be a blast but if you wasted that much time on this shitshow, you need to reevaluate.

[Tradesonred]

Im ready to bet my toons delete that this isnt a tenth of what other people have invested here. Mind you, i sell comic books on the internet for a living, so alot of that time was spent alt tabbed working. Still, i know i played alot, and im ready to have a chuckle with people who arent chickenshits and show their /played here cuz fuck even the forums are boring me now.

[Mus3t11]

I mean seriously. I forgot the password to my main. I gave away a 60 chanter on VZTZ. I've deleted multiple lvl 60s on VZTZ. Discord is going to be a blast but if you wasted that much time on this shitshow, you need to reevaluate.

[wts]

Well fuck, if you got it like that. It's not like I didn't have any time invested.

[Tradesonred]

lol i know its nothing relative to the core players here. Come on, whos gonna have the guts and make this thread fun.

[Gustoo]

Something is wrong with /played and it shows like entire time elaspsed since creation. Maybe it shows every day you logged in as a full day..

something like that. its wacked.

[Tradesonred]

My 2nd highest, rogue

http://s15.postimg.org/bxvcmzgx7/played2.jpg

[Tradesonred]

ahhh thats quite possible, i didnt even think it through, i just thought what the hell lets post it itll be funny

[Mus3t11]

My 2nd highest, rogue

http://s15.postimg.org/bxvcmzgx7/played2.jpg

Lol dude, you're rogue's name is still there.

[Mus3t11]

A+ for effort tho

[Tradesonred]

We see my name haha fail blur, thats how much i give a shit about this game at this point

[Tradesonred]

yeah fail lol

[Tradesonred]

Even if it shows every day that that youve logged a min, would be funny to have people post theirs to compare. Chicken McFlys?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pd_b-ecraF8/maxresdefault.jpg

[Doctor Jeff]

It doesn't have anything to do with playtime it shows the amount of time elapsed since the character's creation. You made the character 496 days ago, grats.

[Tradesonred]

lawl double fail

[Tradesonred]

I assumed the thing was working cuz people often said i wish i could see so and so's /played

[Tradesonred]

Actually thats impossible. Ecoli was made in 2011. Some 1400ish days ago.

[Mus3t11]

Actually thats impossible. Ecoli was made in 2011. Some 1400ish days ago.

Palatine one dumb dude, ya dig?

[Koota]

jesus christ what a train wreck

[Kergan]

jesus christ what a train wreck

lol couldn't have said it better

[Susvain2]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSodvRnD3Qc

[Tassador]

No idea what this threads about ecoli is a big turd.

[BeautBabeC]

No sure how this made it to a thread without u questioning the information? Like r u drunk or dumb

[krazyGlue]

No1 likes him

[Tradesonred]

Yeah nobody likes me cuz i do stuff like challenge you to post your /played

Thats what i thought, cowards :)

[pingpong]

what a horrible thread.

[Tradesonred]

No sure how this made it to a thread without u questioning the information? Like r u drunk or dumb

Cuz its not super important to me. I didnt spend 20 minutes juggling this shit in my head, spent more than 3 seconds making sure my name was properly hidden. What you confuse with dumb is actually lack of caring. I know how lack of care for elf sim is something hard to grasp for some of you.

[Tradesonred]

what a horrible thread.

Another pussy who attacks me instead of posting his /played, predictable

[grannock]

Who the fuck is this guy? And yes, /played is broken.

[Eslade]

sometimes I dream that ecoli wanders into traffic.

those are good days.

[Doctor Jeff]

2011 was 4 days ago

[Tradesonred]

collectively, between all my chars, banned and unbanned, i have about 3000 hours played on this server.

im actually pretty sure im the highest playtime on red server, and a competitor if mixed with blue.

I wish someone could explain how exactly /played is borked. Any mods/staff want to weigh in? Because i can 100% tell that ive played considerably less time than you.

Thats 900 hours on my Sham and rogue. I also have a 44 druid, and a 49 monk. I would guess that brings it up to 2000ish hours total. Its impossible that i have 2/3s of your played. Not saying that in a derogatory way, i just know you played full steam for much longer stretches than i did.

[HippoNipple]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/11249926_813383638753957_1144047122_n.jpg?quality= 100&strip=info&w=600

[Ragnaros]

you guys are all virgins stfu

[derpcake]

didn't think 1 person could failure cascade

guessed wrong

[hammbone]

how are your shaman and rogue playtimes so high without boxing or RMTing the account?

365 days in year; 8760 hrs; let's take out 1/4th of that for sleeping/eating/shit/shower/RL stuff; 6570 hrs remain and that's 274 days. Server has been out for how long? And you have TWO characters with more than a full year played?

[Gardur]

/p is broken dudes. Nothing to see here except char creation dates.

[miraclegrow2]

Wow

Miraclegrow was 21 days

pumped was 18

and i felt like a nerd

[Tradesonred]

how are your shaman and rogue playtimes so high without boxing or RMTing the account?

365 days in year; 8760 hrs; let's take out 1/4th of that for sleeping/eating/shit/shower/RL stuff; 6570 hrs remain and that's 274 days. Server has been out for how long? And you have TWO characters with more than a full year played?

Ecoli is easier to explain because i played him alot solo while working. I stayed at least 2 weeks 8 hours a day killing that dwarf in butcherblock to get from like 54 to 59. Just double nuke the dwarf, med, alt tab, work for 10 mins, rinse repeat.

Still obviously doesnt add up. 1460 days in 4 years. Lets say i played 8 hours a day average, that makes 1656 days where i would have played Ecoli for 8 hours a day. The only time i remotely played him 8 hours a day was on my way to 50, during the first year and when Kunark hit, for 50-60. Like i said, 54-59 only took 2 weeks.

I played like 2-4 months in 2014 and almost year long hiatuses besides that first year. I would say i havent logged 20 hours since i left Nihilum in June 2014.

The rogue was leveled up grouped, so i dont get why its close-ish to Ecoli's played. Hes in the 40s and i lever left him AFK like i did with Ecoli.

Its borked. Would be nice to know if you can sort out what exactly is borked, can you make sense of what /played tells you or its randomly borked and basically worthless data.

[Tradesonred]

Sucks that its borked because it would have been funny to have seen people post it. I can see people like sektor posting their played and not expecting the raging kind like Kergan, Eslade, tassador to have the spine and ego AC for a little self-depracation

[Eslade]

cool, now go find a community that likes you. my suggestion would be cuckswithcomics.com

[Kergan]

This reminds me of the great "burst DPS" thread by Sam Deathwalker.

[Tassador]

Does this imbecile know that the /played is broken?

[Doctor Jeff]

Does this imbecile know that the /played is broken?

No, he doesn't, and no one has told him so don't spoil it.

[miraclegrow2]

No, he doesn't, and no one has told him so don't spoil it.

Why dont you put your epic wizard in empire in your sig?

[Gardur]

Why dont you put your epic wizard in empire in your sig?

Lol

[Efwan]

No, he doesn't, and no one has told him so don't spoil it.

[AzzarTheGod]

This reminds me of the great "burst DPS" thread by Sam Deathwalker.

lol "highest bust DPS in the game". Wish that forum was still around.

[Tassador]

You do realize that's more days than red been opened so your boxing

[BeautBabeC]

Cuz its not super important to me. I didnt spend 20 minutes juggling this shit in my head, spent more than 3 seconds making sure my name was properly hidden. What you confuse with dumb is actually lack of caring. I know how lack of care for elf sim is something hard to grasp for some of you.

Lol at the fact u think it would take 20 minutes to piece something like this together and not 1 second to realise something was wrong. 1 day this guy thought he had 700 days played on elf sim in 4 years, next day he is accusing others of caring more. ok bro