The McRib sandwich is back

[Moregan]

Just sayin

[Efwan]

Mobs are broke in game

[Moregan]

Mobs are broke in game

I'll bet you wouldn't be so upset if you had a nice juicy delicious McRib sandwich in your hand right now now would you?

Hi, I'm Moregan. I'm the janitor of Project 1999. I clean up the puke when somebody gets sick on the rides. I cannot help you with the utter chaos which has descended upon our land.

My action in this situation is obvious: push the McRib sandwich (which is back now at participating locations!) on everybody to delight and distract them from the chaos which surrounds them.

Roughly translated: You're welcome.

[Efwan]

You're right though :(

[Swish]

Spoken like Greengrocer, its definitely him.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

I advise against eating a mcrib. Not healthy.

Also fat.

[Drakaris]

I'll bet you wouldn't be so upset if you had a nice juicy delicious McRib sandwich in your hand right now now would you?

Hi, I'm Moregan. I'm the janitor of Project 1999. I clean up the puke when somebody gets sick on the rides. I cannot help you with the utter chaos which has descended upon our land.

My action in this situation is obvious: push the McRib sandwich (which is back now at participating locations!) on everybody to delight and distract them from the chaos which surrounds them.

Roughly translated: You're welcome.

Speaking of which Sirken told me to pm you to look into all those petitions someone in staff tagged Sirken. Just saying :P

[quido]

No. This is better.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/quadfilet.jpg

[Tassador]

God the staff has to directly communicate with drakar man those people are saints.

[Susvain2]

sandwich always has looked gross as fuck would never try one

and i luv McDonalds

[quido]

Sliced pork byproduct loaf on a bun is a staple of Irish-American cuisine.

[Monty405]

What happens if you try to order say a big mac without any bread?

[Tiewon Shu]

Can you get a McRib in a lettuce wrap?

[Mudslinger]

I'll bet you wouldn't be so upset if you had a nice juicy delicious McRib sandwich in your hand right now now would you?

Hi, I'm Moregan. I'm the janitor of Project 1999. I clean up the puke when somebody gets sick on the rides. I cannot help you with the utter chaos which has descended upon our land.

My action in this situation is obvious: push the McRib sandwich (which is back now at participating locations!) on everybody to delight and distract them from the chaos which surrounds them.

Roughly translated: You're welcome.

/ Cheer

[Eslade]

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/3/3c/McRib.png/revision/latest?cb=20150413030032

[Seltius]

I loved the McRib sandwich when I was younger then I read what was in some of those things and that like the Fillet O Fish at McDonalds were off the menu. I think its been a while since I ate there almost miss it. You think about how tasty you remember those sandwiches. So one day you decide to go get one and it tastes nothing like you remember it. The meat is dried out the cheese is old and hardened on it and the bun is stale. Then you are just angry and swear off eating there for another 5-10yrs until the cycle starts over.

[El Camacho]

Server population already declining since McRib announcement.

[quido]

The only thing I will order at McDonald's is a milk shake.

[Kergan]

Had 3 for breakfast this morning.

[Barkingturtle]

Haven't eaten McDonald's in about five years because I have too much respect for my anus. McRib is basically a sponge made of pig scraps and edible plastics, slathered in Grimace cum.

[Malevz]

Just sayin

http://www.cjad.com/blog/aaron-rand/2015/08/27/photos-verdun-man-marries-kfc-double-down-sandwich

And yes this man is an Empire member

[Samsung]

lol this guide is funny, keep up the good work u SICK FUCK. <3

[Shrubwise]

I advise against eating a mcrib. Not healthy.

Also fat.

This. Also when Moregan made the OOC that McRib was back, I had a few seconds of delight. I mistakenly thought he was referring to McRib/Pikrib the o.g. Red99'er. I was sad to learn he was referencing the grotesque abomination that is the McDonald's McRib.

Come back McRib/Pikrib. We need you in this dark hour.

[Seltius]

This. Also when Moregan made the OOC that McRib was back, I had a few seconds of delight. I mistakenly thought he was referring to McRib/Pikrib the o.g. Red99'er. I was sad to learn he was referencing the grotesque abomination that is the McDonald's McRib.

Come back McRib/Pikrib. We need you in this dark hour.

Where did Pikrib go? He was cool gonna miss him.

[Kergan]

I think he took mental health leave.

[Barkingturtle]

The Pikrib is only available for a limited time.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Number of deaths for leading causes of death
Heart disease: 611,105
Cancer: 584,881
Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 149,205
Accidents (unintentional injuries): 130,557
Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 128,978
Alzheimer's disease: 84,767
Diabetes: 75,578
Influenza and Pneumonia: 56,979
Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 47,112
Intentional self-harm (suicide): 41,149

[Kergan]

That list is odd because if you flip it upside down it is the correct order for R99 related deaths.

[Tiewon Shu]

Where did Pikrib go? He was cool gonna miss him.

Probably ate himself to exhaustion.

[Doors]

Couldn't tell you the last time I ate anything from a McDonalds.

[miraclegrow2]

havent been inside a fast food place in 10 years.

[Swish]

Me either, or at least that's what I tell the internet.

[LostCause]

http://fitandstrongdads.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/skinny-guy.jpg

[Champion_Standing]

Recent studies showed that 85% of people who claimed to never eat at mcdonalds actually ate there regularly. It's just hip to claim that you don't eat fast food, you guys are sooooo cool.

[Pikrib]

Hey pals.

[Seltius]

Hey pals.

Wooot Pikrib is back that is more exciting than the McRib.

[Shrubwise]

Hey pals.

HEY PIKRIB!! Where you been???

[hirshi]

the mcgiblets are back and cuter than ever

[AzzarTheGod]

sandwich always has looked gross as fuck would never try one

and i luv McDonalds

This.

[AzzarTheGod]

Haven't eaten McDonald's in about five years because I have too much respect for my anus. McRib is basically a sponge made of pig scraps and edible plastics, slathered in Grimace cum.

Also this.

[wts]

Roughly translated: You're welcome.

Pras

[Snapple]

sandwich always has looked gross as fuck would never try one

and i luv McDonalds

You have shot black tar heroin into your arm but won't eat a Mcrib? Interesting

[AzzarTheGod]

You have shot black tar heroin into your arm but won't eat a Mcrib? Interesting

Not everyone can afford shark fin extract apparently.

[hammbone]

Just sayin

dont want blooming onions, want mcribs?

[SteppinnRazor]

GOODNIGHT, SWEET PRINCE



FUCK THE POLICE

[Drakaris]

Moregan Moregan is offline
Former Guide

Another one bites the dust.... :(

[Gardur]

What happened?!

[miraclegrow2]

we lost one of the only guides that answer petitions that will atleast say they are sorry they cant help you and acknowledge your problem, making u feel better.

thats what.

But don't you love getting an immediate response from a guide who has no power to do anything simply saying they will "Ask sirken" Then your petition rots up there for a week before sirken "Graces" Your petition with a stupid / pointless post almost as if he is a fucking celebrity here?

PS Why aren't you a gm yet Agatha?

[Greengrocer 2.0]

I think the McRib is gone, guys.

[Greengrocer 2.0]

RIP mcrib

[AzzarTheGod]

Since the Deru-miester sent things back to the dark ages, corpse restores are no problem, but item restores and item and quest resets and recovery are a no-go without rog and nill being directly asked. Probably for the best. Lucky to even have Sirks.

[Xaanka]

RIP guide moregan. don't think i made any petitions when he was guide, but he took the time to investigate and unsuspend me when players were sending in fake petitions to grief me, without even having to ask him.

[miraclegrow2]

Corpse restores are no problem? what about character restores after bans and strips?

can we get help with those?

[AzzarTheGod]

what about character restores after bans and strips?

can we get help with those?

Newp, strips and banned accounts go to "pixel heaven". If you are lucky enough to have a ban reversed a few months later you might find all your stuff has gone there.

[miraclegrow2]

RIP All my chars in pixel heaven then, they are at the gates of agathas velious pixel palace where we will have shark fin soup everynight forever

The End.

[Hitachi]

sandwich always has looked gross as fuck would never try one

and i luv McDonalds

its p fucking goog my nig

[Nirgon]

Pls seek help

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Number of deaths for leading causes of death
Heart disease: 611,105
Cancer: 584,881
Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 149,205
Accidents (unintentional injuries): 130,557
Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 128,978
Alzheimer's disease: 84,767
Diabetes: 75,578
Influenza and Pneumonia: 56,979
Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 47,112
Intentional self-harm (suicide): 41,149