I'm drunk

[Lulz.Sect]

Still better than you IRL

[bubur]

bet i could drive faster than u rite now

[Lulz.Sect]

Ever race down a country road at 140mph on the wrong side of the road?

[bubur]

sorry there lulz, my spokeperson got off his leash. i gave him red meat to day and it appears to have to turned him into a fgt

and no, typical traffic day for me:
https://amnoerhadi.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/i03_22306799.jpeg

[Nirgon]

bet i could drive faster than u rite now

You got a point here

There's nothing that goes on here that couldn't be settled by a good old fashioned chicken run

[Swish]

Sitting on elf sim drowning your sorrows isn't healthy imo

[Lulz.Sect]

This was a postcoitus thread. Swish cucked again!

[Champion_Standing]

U wanna fight IRL?

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Alcohol is for miserable fat people. Fitting.

[Eslade]

^still mad for no apparent reason

[deadlycupcakez]

This was a postcoitus thread. Swish cucked again!

Postcoital. Learn 2 adjective.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

^still mad for no apparent reason

Still riding Lulz' dick for no apparent reason.

[Eslade]

lol, seriously though. why are you so salty all the time?

[Vile]

Alcohol is for miserable fat people. Fitting.

most people on elfsim are miserable fat people

[Lulz.Sect]

Looks like we found Tinysuit's alt account boys!

Please donate today!

[miraclegrow2]

havent had any alcohol in over a year for no reason at all

i just dont think its good for people.

[Tassador]

I haven't drank since Sunday plan on drinking Friday. definitely will be sober as shit ready to pick off drunkards in discord.

[Lulz.Sect]

All good things in life with moderation my dear pals - except P1999.

[Seltius]

Ok I will bite..

Drink of choice?

Also if you're driving at 140mph after posting your drunk on elf sim forum I hope your crash doesn't involve anyone else. Or your town has internet access in prison.

[Lulz.Sect]

Don't really drink anything fancier than Jack Daniels/Knob Creek. Sometimes I'll splurge and ask for a glass of whiskey that costs over $(x) when I'm feeling spendthrifty.

Once when I was living in PA we were out boozing with the local rednecks and raced back to our lakehouse side by side. I don't think we went faster than 40 - 50 in all honestly but when the rednecks in the other car signaled us to pull over he got out and said hey man, after the highway we can't do that anymore because there cops and traffic around.

Definitely one of the dumbest things I've ever done in my life. Thank god I'm alive and didn't kill anyone or myself.

Don't drink and drive kids.

[miraclegrow2]

Its not drinking and driving its joyriding, and as long as you dont drink too much to the point when you no longer care that lights are red you are fine.

[Fame]

potato vodka only, 2x filter if I feel like treating myself

[Tradesonred]

I bet lulz will be one of the lasts here thats unable to let go, even though 90% of the people who used to post and play here is gone. Still bickering with the random eslade or tassador about how great his life is vs yours, probably not even fooling himself.

[iruinedyourday]

how come tassedor and tradsonred allllllllllllllways show up at the same time?

[Tassador]

yah i am ecoli lol

[Lulz.Sect]

My life still so gr8 n1-likEcoli rustled 5 years later.

YikeS

[Tradesonred]

how come tassedor and tradsonred allllllllllllllways show up at the same time?

http://images.memecastle.com/1/39453104d5fd6aa0.jpg

[Lulz.Sect]

n1 in the community likes dis player^

[Tradesonred]

n1 in the community likes dis player^

My daddy can beat your daddy

Magic ink cant erase it

[Lulz.Sect]

n1 in the community likes dis player^