Agatha is a degenerate low life

[LoliPops]

Can't believe I used to be e pals with this dude and his imaginary "brother" :rolleyes:

You're an all around piece of shit

Fuck you

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Kill-Yourself-Guy.jpg

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/HuOgTxV.gif

[ducktv]

Can't believe I used to be e pals with this dude and his imaginary "brother" :rolleyes:

You're an all around piece of shit

Fuck you

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Kill-Yourself-Guy.jpg

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[Tassador]

Silent is not real?!?

[derpcake]

lolinerd > 3 posts a day

doesn't try hard at all

[Beastagoog]

Silent is not real?!?

As real as all those girlfriends and wives who mysterious decide to login to port their partners when they need it.

[Sriracha]

Bruh I Nutted In Her Last Week & Made Her Take A Plan B

[LoliPops]

Lol g1 Derpcake the tryhard nonfactor (who are you even l o l?)
Tks for the double lol

[Tassador]

I thought I grouped with Jupe so he is make belief head is spinning agatha seek help bro

[Silent]

Very much fake indeed depending how you view it, I am agatha but I am not agatha. Call me his alter-ego but cooler and way better at everything. Sometimes I slip in when the real agatha goes comatose. It is normal for people to have multiple personalities

[Tassador]

Ok I am Tyler durden

[Sriracha]

derpcake is the guy bestow raped on manmode by taking plat and not porting.

he has never recovered and never will.

[Sriracha]

ps in case u guys didnt notice u r in mortal danger when u play Red99.

now thats pvp.

[Swish]

I am Jack's fay gate

[Drakaris]

As real as all those girlfriends and wives who mysterious decide to login to port their partners when they need it.

You seen a pic of my kid behind EQ, so I know you're not talking about me ;)

I will send you a pic of my wife next time k?

[LoliPops]

https://i2.wp.com/i46.tinypic.com/2qv8s3l.png

[Tudamil]

Je suis Agatha

[wts]

All of Agatha's alternate personalities making an appearance. This is just like every other thread.

[Akalakamelee]

Someone seems a bit mad. just sayin

[Jazzy]

I dont get this photo of the fella holding the truth leaflet.

explain pls

[Susvain2]

hes got a tinfoil hat on

so it's a crazy guy trying to tell us he knows whats going on

[georgie]

As real as all those girlfriends and wives who mysterious decide to login to port their partners when they need it.

you mean conveniently ?

[Agatha]

i have done so much emotional damage to people over and elf sim that people accuse other people of being me, someone should do a case study on this shit.

where is scully and mulder.

[AzzarTheGod]

i have done so much emotional damage to people over and elf sim that people accuse other people of being me, someone should do a case study on this shit.

where is scully and mulder.

They're back. 2015-2016 I think, new X-files show in the works.

[Drakaris]

I dont get this photo of the fella holding the truth leaflet.

explain pls

Some nerd posing as a "truther" or conspiracy theorist wearing a bicycle helmet wrapped in aluminium foil wearing a loose tie to look even dorkier and carrying a pamphlet with "THE TRUTH" in order to play the parody. Oddly enough he doesn't need to be doing either to look like a nerd or a low T Beta.

I also heard that lollipops is a balding fat midget with no spouse or friends IRL and makes this nerd posing as a "truther" look like a cool guy in comparison.

[LoliPops]

https://i2.wp.com/i46.tinypic.com/2qv8s3l.png

[Drakaris]

http://i.imgur.com/W726T6Q.jpg

[TacoSmasher]

for a bodybuilder with previous experience in graphic design you sure suck at embedding images

[LoliPops]

http://static.tumblr.com/2518fc45faa92d56019cd2e4c1810925/t7mnmc7/o5Xnk8yyq/tumblr_static_cvi1spph39k40c0kowg0c88w0.gif

[Drakaris]

for a bodybuilder with previous experience in graphic design you sure suck at embedding images

This is something someone else posted that represents your pal Lolipops.

If your pals in Empire were any good at Doxing me they would actually realise that I've worked on a few CG Animated Film productions.

You guys fucking fail. LOL

[Coffee]

How do you say cringe in Australian, I don't want anything lost in translation

[TacoSmasher]

This is something someone else posted that represents your pal Lolipops.

If your pals in Empire were any good at Doxing me they would actually realise that I've worked on a few CG Animated Film productions.

You guys fucking fail. LOL


http://i.imgur.com/npbjPTY.gif

[Eslade]

This is something someone else posted that represents your pal Lolipops.

If your pals in Empire were any good at Doxing me they would actually realise that I've worked on a few CG Animated Film productions.

You guys fucking fail. LOL

if this wasn't known by now don't you think that you haven't been dox'd? just saying that maybe you think that you're a higher priority than you think. which is where the tin foil memes come in.

[Eslade]

er less of a priority.

[Drakaris]

if this wasn't known by now don't you think that you haven't been dox'd? just saying that maybe you think that you're a higher priority than you think. which is where the tin foil memes come in.

They found an old pic of my by searching around social sites using my IRL name.

I'd say I have been doxed actually.

[LoliPops]

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[Eslade]

They found an old pic of my by searching around social sites using my IRL name.

I'd say I have been doxed actually.

ugggg.
wrote out multiple paragraphs about how you weren't dox'd and there was only one way that they'd know how you look in the first place but I deleted it. not gonna break this latest delusion.

[Jazzy]

Man i was kind of hoping that photo was actually someone who played here

[LoliPops]

It's Drakaris IRL

[Nirgon]

Drak I'll be a pal here just this once but the dox is upon ya confirmes

If the Duke ain't mad you shouldn't be either

EQ2 is a good game (Nizzar is playing and you seem to like him as a leader) if you can't stand raiding with Empire or if you can't stand raiding with another guild and enjoying a more progressive journey to bigger targets than instant North ToV

[Eslade]

ytmnd the new dox

[AzzarTheGod]

May the dox be with you

[grannock]

As real as all those girlfriends and wives who mysterious decide to login to port their partners when they need it.

My girlfriend streams, confirmed babe. And she ports me.

[Caladbolg]

Thread and OP reported for violating forum rules. GG loli

[Sriracha]

http://wiki.project1999.com/Fay_Gate
http://wiki.project1999.com/images/Spellicon_V.png

[LoliPops]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jT17uFri5F0/hqdefault.jpg

[wts]

Upset hipsters cannot invoke the work of the great Smed. That ship has sailed.

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[wts]

This post was so full of fail.

[LoliPops]

much like your professional twitter

full of fail

[wts]

much like your professional twitter

full of fail

One minute I'm an anon beta and the next minute you have opinions about my Twitter account. Not creepy at all.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2v9UgPBlSZU/hqdefault.jpg

[Big_Japan]

Can't believe I used to be e pals with this dude and his imaginary "brother" :rolleyes:

You're an all around piece of shit

Fuck you

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Kill-Yourself-Guy.jpg

I remember when this aspie kid in my chem lab wore a shirt with that^ image on it and the caption "I heard you were pretty gangster. I am pretty gangster myself" to our lab meet. He was trying to woo my cute lab partner; she confided in me how creepy he was when he turned his back. Later on I broke a test tube and he looked right in my eyes and said "IDIOT!" This was the 2nd time we had met.

Also:

http://i57.tinypic.com/v5izbc.jpg

[AzzarTheGod]

I remember when this aspie kid in my chem lab wore a shirt with that^ image on it and the caption "I heard you were pretty gangster. I am pretty gangster myself" to our lab meet. He was trying to woo my cute lab partner; she confided in me how creepy he was when he turned his back. Later on I broke a test tube and he looked right in my eyes and said "IDIOT!" This was the 2nd time we had met.



Ugh cringe. I had a good friend that had Asperger's. He was really really high functioning, ability to know what is cool, and what is not cool. Was "plugged in" (stayed up on current pop trends, made sure he was familiar with everything everyone was talking about, very current)

However, this didn't stop him from being downright socially awkward at times.

His try-hard overly "big man" body language, invading peoples personal space without proper social cues were some clues...

And sometimes when he was telling a "cool" story, he would not take the setting/audience into account, nor be able to read the audiences energy during the story and know when they were losing interest and when to wrap it up and stop.

He eventually moved to NY and was exposed to the "glamorous" gay bar scene of Midtown Manhattan. And to this day, he is why I am skeptical of the "gay wasn't a choice for me" agenda propaganda. He had a girlfriend he fucked until the blue sheets were dyed white over two semesters. He idolized Italian mafiosos and Italian cultural values. He was an ex-football player who was a little maladjusted, but never expressed any gay tendencies and was more homophobic than anything else.

Fast-forward to Senior year of college..Has gay college friends take him to gay bars. The notorious Manhattan gay bar scene, where your ego is stroked and being young and in shape makes you a god among men. Suddenly he finds himself getting something he never got from even the women who liked him: Attention. And his autistic brain just couldn't get the fuck over it, it was all he talked about, he was overnight OBSESSED with how much fun he was having in Manhattan at the gay bars.

I cut him off after 8 years of friendship. I'm not sure if he ended up being gay or not, I didn't care to find out and he didn't take a hint that it was something I wasn't looking to be solicited on. He was trying to explain how great it was and fun all the time, if he just kept it to himself like a cool and normal person we'd still be in touch.

Point is even the most cool and normal Aspie will eventually show some type of neurodevelopmental behavioral problem. Don't invest any time into them.

I don't care if you didn't read any of that.

[Big_Japan]

I read it all buddy. And I agree, you just can't hide this type of issue. The only solution for such a person is to refrain from exposing too much of himself to strangers who might be less than understanding, for example by pasting a million images from 2006 he saved off of 9gag last week to elf simulator forums. Unfortunately people with issues like that are unlikely to possess the self-awareness to take this advice.

[AzzarTheGod]

I read it all buddy. And I agree, you just can't hide this type of issue. The only solution for such a person is to refrain from exposing too much of himself to strangers who might be less than understanding, for example by pasting a million images from 2006 he saved off of 9gag last week to elf simulator forums. Unfortunately people with issues like that are unlikely to possess the self-awareness to take this advice.

Precisely. I remember he also went through a "pick-up artist" phase as well. Also reading a bunch of seminars on neuro-linguistic programming (NLP) which focuses on body-language.

The irony was disgustingly bitter, here's this guy trying so hard to impress other people (both men and women), thinking hes the man and throwing his pompous fat ass all over this party we were at as people stared at him mouth-agape at the socially awkward carnage. I remember these 2 girls wincing as they, shyly and painfully, remarked quietly to me "Your friend, he's really...intense". Poor girls had never been exposed to an aspie sperglord before, and thought he was just "very intense". How sweet, naive, and cute of them, right? Still melts my heart lol... I feigned a casual disinterest and nodded knowingly. Then said "Yes, he takes himself pretty seriously... lol :)"

The reality being he was a socially deranged savage psycho-sperg fuck on the loose who was behaving downright awkward due to his Aspie-handicapped vision and going around killing everyones buzz in sight. These guys need to stay on elfsim. I mean people don't go to work, pay their taxes, and buy a few drinks to feel bizarre inappropriate emotions on the weekend and be at the mercy of some walking sperg-bomb's latest internet idea of what normal is.

[Buhbuh]

"Yes, he takes himself pretty seriously... lol :)"

You said the words "lol" and "smiley face emoticon" to them?

This is an excellent twist. The Aspie was our narrator the entire time.

[AzzarTheGod]

Least someone can appreciate a good reveal. Well on my way to becoming the millennial Agatha Christie.

[Agatha]

i read this and still cant figure out if this is about me or not.

[Kergan]

This is an excellent twist. The Aspie was our narrator the entire time.

haha

[LostCause]

LoliPops LoliPops is offline
Banned


http://i.imgur.com/W726T6Q.jpg

[Sosa_Chamberlain]

pretty spot on

[Bazia]

it disgust me how little jail time people do for vehicular manslaughter while drunk

legitimately one of the most disturbing aspects of the US justice system

[Swish]

Agatha for GM

[Knightt 2.0]

Why did is take do long to bann this OP with mental issues

[Tassador]

He got banned for the insensitive and hateful slur used not his mental capacity.

[Eslade]

He got banned for the insensitive and hateful slur used not his mental capacity.

What slur would that be?

[AzzarTheGod]

i read this and still cant figure out if this is about me or not.

The story definitely had "I Am Spartacus"-esque overtones. Theres a lil sperg in all of us.

Its a big spectrum afterall :o

[Sriracha]

Agatha fake quitting, read all about it next week

[miraclegrow2]

The illusion of p99 is you cant quit, we are all addicted

either to forum, or game

[Sriracha]

it disgust me how little jail time people do for vehicular manslaughter while drunk

legitimately one of the most disturbing aspects of the US justice system

RIP little one

agatha true scum

[Xaanka]

All of Agatha's alternate personalities making an appearance. This is just like every other thread.

lol dude..... don't you know? there's like 6 people who play on this server. tops.

[Xaanka]

easily 1/3 of the server lives in my headspace

[Sriracha]

We Are All Agatha

[Lulz.Sect]

this was a troll thread to flush out opinions on agatha
agatha is a long time #elfpal

[Agatha]

this was a troll thread to flush out opinions on agatha
agatha is a long time #elfpal

bless, bless, bless you, i legit was worried. your one of my favorite and only pals man.

[Lulz.Sect]

i could tell you were butthurt
had to make it look legit to draw out the backstabbers
you're still a degenerate tho

but you're "OUR" degenerate

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