Facebook angle shot

[Snapple]

What is this sorcery?

Her facebook profile picture. Hot right? (the first sign of trouble is her arm)

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11870683_10152989938221479_8737875871806424266_n.j pg?oh=a31b1834686286a8041a583ea959990b&oe=5683D878


A non angle shot

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10474433_850187401669549_638979643462527502_n.jpg? oh=944aa2d01656028cb62e61095d56a58d&oe=5676EA6F

HOLY SHIT


Angle shot

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10882243_10152498662196479_8806794227018767026_n.j pg?oh=9f6a724525a8c58dde0c907e0bbb8de3&oe=56773E5C



SWEET MOTHER OF GOD

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10462981_767835506571406_1407417433623214817_n.jpg ?oh=f3fd0ab5fe6dafd979d6aea9307acfdb&oe=567E526E

[snufzaimoverlord]

The 400 pound arm in pic 1 didn't give it away?

[iruinedyourday]

Trying your hand at loosing your virginity by online dating? gl OP

[Snapple]

Trying your hand at loosing your virginity by online dating? gl OP

You try and date people on facebook? Weird nerd

[iruinedyourday]

maybe the new iphone cam shows off the users inner beauty, did you guys ever think about that?

DID YA?

[LoliPops]

dis how naez fell 4 slam ham

once he showed up in packed car 2 states away had no choice but 2 move in

[Sorn]

Selfie level: Master

I'm very anti-duckface/kissyface though, so :mad:

[Pokesan]

Selfie level: Master

I'm very anti-duckface/kissyface though, so :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWBQUpNeZ5Y

[Priceline]

What is this sorcery? etc...

well did you? once you're on the field you might as well play ball.

[Doors]

Anytime the camera turned sideways you know its trouble.

[maskedmelon]

Don't they have apps that do this? I know I've seen one for boob jobs and one hat makes you look old and one that makes you look fat. Reminds me of that one South Park episode...

[Ranndom]

maybe the new iphone cam shows off the users inner beauty, did you guys ever think about that?

DID YA?

If you lie about your appearance through deception, your inner beauty is already fading haha

[Ranndom]

You try and date people on facebook? Weird nerd
Internet dating is weird...Internet "Meet and Greet's at her place" Now those...Those are fun

[Orruar]

Did someone get catfished?

[Fame]

Make lemonade ***** :D

[Snapple]

Did someone get catfished?

it's my friends sister

[Orruar]

it's my friends sister

Cool. Tell her some guy on the internet said he'd play with her titties if she loses about 60 lbs. And ditches the tumblr glasses.

[Swish]

http://imageupload.co.uk/images/2015/09/04/Untitled66ad1.png

[iruinedyourday]

http://imageupload.co.uk/images/2015/09/04/Untitled66ad1.png

https://warosu.org/data/fa/img/0082/33/1400157008356.gif

[Mojo24]

Hah, I always referred to that as MySpace angles.

Anyway, I come across this on tinder all the time. I usually try and face time or Skype before meeting up, unless I'm out. Then I just swipe right to basically every girl that isn't obviously gross and tell them to come through to whatever bar or club I'm at.

TLDR: Always confirm via other methods, never trust chosen photos.

Sloots gon sloot nomsayin?

[Swish]

Hah, I always referred to that as MySpace angles.

Definitely where it seemed to start lol, I miss Myspace... shit was good.

[Qtip]

Damn that chick is good with the camera.

[captnamazing]

ya pretty incredible angles here! The trick is that she has good bone structure for those face shots. in the first one it looks like she really is looking straight up (gravity pulls fat away from face) and squeezing her boobs together so that all you can see are her tits & arms and not know she balloons out about 3 inches further down... either way you should date her just for her witchcraft powers.. i mean think about the incredible fraps petitions she will send in for you

[Big_Japan]

What is this sorcery?

Her facebook profile picture. Hot right? (the first sign of trouble is her arm)

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11870683_10152989938221479_8737875871806424266_n.j pg?oh=a31b1834686286a8041a583ea959990b&oe=5683D878


Honestly it looks to me like she distorted the dimensions of this photo (squeezed) to make herself look skinnier. Her face is long in this picture, and oblong in all the rest.

This is probably the most successful hiding of photographic evidence of obesity I have ever seen.

[LoliPops]

Tralina take note

[visage]

Op mad she ate his computer. Wishes he can angle shoy in her mouth.

[Swish]

Tralina take note

lol

[Orruar]

This may sound a little unconventional, but that girl would look halfway decent if someone chained her up for a couple months and only fed her 500 calories a day.

[Big_Japan]

This may sound a little unconventional, but that girl would look halfway decent if someone chained her up for a couple months and only fed her 500 calories a day.

Why hasn't this been tried? We could implement it on a national scale today. It's not like 99.9% of these broads pay for those 5000 calories from their $9/hr internship; implementation would be a snap

[Aviann]

Don't say that too loud, Mrs. Obama is listening.