<Empire> now recruiting

[Nocsucow]

Hail, fellow fire giants

Empire, the only guild filled with your biggest fire giants and a bunch of top notch, ball gazing basement dwelling anti vaginas pro penis locking homo's, is now recruiting.

We intend to over zerg valuable raid targets and take them from everyone who is not a firegiant . Over the past 6 months we've completely sucked off our competition, so now it's just all about booty holes and having good orgy fun with pals.

The one thing we can promise you in this larger homo setting that no other guild can is a sense of order. Also, it's a great place to cuff your balls naked in front of chap lipped minors.

Our requirements have changed.

Basic requirements include:

Ages 4 -14 is our high priority ages
Ages 15 -21 for medium priority ages
Ages 21 + for low priority ages
Meatspin ViP access
Teamspeak (with mic)
Somewhat regular playtime (don't need to have moist lips )
Must describe your dick in Teamspeak
Willingness to bend over (PvE and PvP) and to retain that semen forever


Not required but preferred/ enjoyed:

Age 7
VP key
Lubed up jobless virgin
On the batphone

Our senate of officers will discuss your application thoroughly before rendering a decision to take you on as an applicant. If you're helpful, adept, and a generally nice player, you have a stronger chance of getting in. If you're unaware, not very good at the game, and have no inclination to learn how to change that, you're more than likely not going to get an invite.

We are not particularly elitist players, but our core knows the game and knows it well, so we expect you to fall in that same category with time, or at least have the inclination to learn how to be a fire giant as we know it.

We are a semen council. We have spreadsheets detailing where semen is distributed and several officers that are ages 14 and realistic about the insimenation made by each and every member. Raid attendance is being recorded more stringently now, and a spreadsheet of raid attendance will become public with Velious.

Our website is now up (http://www.firegiant4life.com), and you can apply there at: http://www.firegiant4life99.com/apply/

After applying, you can send tells in game to a member or officer as a gentle reminder that you've applied, but do not spam us. Please use common sense. We're all chapped lipped firegiants in this guild, and we expect you to act like one as well. Sending us tells is fine, just don't be crazy about it.

[Ella`Ella]

^ mad

[Nocsucow]

Lol naw... sitting in my recliner, watching preseason. Waiting for new walking dead to come on.. post on forums with my cell phone...

[Susvain2]

stern cringe

[Ella`Ella]

Lol naw... sitting in my recliner, watching preseason. Waiting for new walking dead to come on.. post on forums with my cell phone...

You bergered this hard on your cell phone?

Hard cringe.

[Nocsucow]

Love how all the firegiants are coming to the thread. ... worked as planned and like on blue Ella ... you're leading that pack

[quido]

cringing at this retard

[Eslade]

cringing while taking a shit.

[Buhbuh]

Hail, fellow fire giants

Empire, the only guild filled with top notch, ball gazing pro penis locking homo's, is now recruiting.

Over the past 6 months we've completely sucked our own dicks while competing like total queers, so now it's just all about booty holes and having good orgy fun with pals.

The one thing we can promise you in this larger homo setting that no other guild can is a sense of order. Also, it's a great place to cuff your balls naked.

Our requirements have changed.

Basic requirements include:

Must describe your dick in Teamspeak
Willingness to bend over (PvE and PvP) and to retain that semen forever


Not required but preferred/ enjoyed:

Lubed up jobless virgin
On the batphone

Our senate of officers will discuss your application thoroughly before rendering a decision to take you on as an applicant. If you're helpful, adept, and a generally nice player, you have a stronger chance of getting in. If you're unaware, not very good at the game, and have no inclination to learn how to change that, you're more than likely not going to get an invite.

We are not particularly elitist players, but our core knows the game and knows it well, so we expect you to fall in that same category with time, or at least have the inclination to learn how to be a sweet queer.

We are a semen council. We have spreadsheets detailing where semen is distributed and several officers that are ages 14 and realistic about the insemination made by each and every member. Raid attendance is being recorded more stringently now, and a spreadsheet of raid attendance will become public with Velious.

Our website is now up S'nD's.com, and you can apply there at: S'nD's.com/apply

After applying, you can send tells in game to a member or officer as a gentle reminder that you've applied, but do not spam us. Please use common sense. We're all queers in this guild, and we expect you to act like one as well. Sending us tells is fine, just don't be crazy about it.


fixed for accuracy

love queer D S'ers.

[iruinedyourday]

lol this guy is maaaaaaaaad wow its a game lol

[Nocsucow]

http://i.imgur.com/V14ngTN.jpg



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[Buhbuh]

http://i.imgur.com/V14ngTN.jpg



https://i.imgflip.com/pyrnv.jpg (https://imgflip.com/i/pyrnv)

RL photos bannable offense

[Nocsucow]

RL photos bannable offense

Report me pussy

[Buhbuh]

calm it down, calm it down

[Nocsucow]

calm it down, calm it down

Im calm... new Orleans and greenbay game is boring

[fiegi 8.0]

yikes

[jaybone]

haven't cringed this hard since i saw a picture of OPs fat fucking wife.

[iruinedyourday]

make the call bro, someone who knows him irl make the call for him if u have to.

https://www.mentalhelp.net/phone-numbers/

[Tassador]

Im calm... new Orleans and greenbay game is boring

Jordy out for the season? Could you imagine how many early fantasy drafts are ruined?

[Nocsucow]

I'm just fine boys.... sitting back in my camo PJ'S , watching football , drinking on a nice bottle of vitamin water reading comments from the biggest fire giants on the server and cringing at you cringing. Life's goog...


Who's rdy for the new walking dead?

[Nocsucow]

Jordy out for the season? Could you imagine how many early fantasy drafts are ruined?

A dude in our league took him first round he said he's quitting if he's out for the season...,

[Strange]

is OP that blubie desk job "cop" guy who is bad at pvp, then "gave" away his accounts but still logs in from time to time,so rustled he still posts about his RL but cant stay away from elf sim ?

[Nocsucow]

is OP that blubie desk job "cop" guy who is bad at pvp, then "gave" away his accounts but still logs in from time to time,so rustled he still posts about his RL but cant stay away from elf sim ?

1) not with sheriffs department anymore
2) haven't given any accounts away
3) my rl rustles pathetic basement dwellers so why not?
4) I've been raiding high end content 3 nights a week and flipping plat in process
5 ) nocsucow finished at a 1.0 kd without killing anyone on a CR...

You mad?


Cringing at you dawg

[Tassador]

A dude in our league took him first round he said he's quitting if he's out for the season...,

I know guys are anxious to get leagues going but I wait for after week 3 to do my drafts. There prob like 2 or 3 more injuries out there before the season even starts. I wouldn't quit tho he should be given FIRST waiver exception that's what we do.

[Nocsucow]

I know guys are anxious to get leagues going but I wait for after week 3 to do my drafts. There prob like 2 or 3 more injuries out there before the season even starts. I wouldn't quit tho he should be given FIRST waiver exception that's what we do.
Trust me I want to wait till after week 3 of preseason .. these other nerds dont

[heartbrand]

1) not with sheriffs department anymore
2) haven't given any accounts away
3) my rl rustles pathetic basement dwellers so why not?
4) I've been raiding high end content 3 nights a week and flipping plat in process
5 ) nocsucow finished at a 1.0 kd without killing anyone on a CR...

You mad?


Cringing at you dawg

That's awesome, I'm happy for your accomplishments and success. Keep us posted please as you continue to grow. May you go from greatness to further greatness.

[quido]

Watching football and being fat doesn't make this thread or anything you say any less cringeworthy or sad.

[Super Hater]

That's awesome, I'm happy for your accomplishments and success. Keep us posted please as you continue to grow. May you go from greatness to further greatness.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/07/article-0-19A887DF000005DC-508_468x423.jpg

[Strange]

flipping plat or patties ?

[Nocsucow]

Watching football and being fat doesn't make this thread or anything you say any less cringeworthy or sad.

Get a job you bum... before I really beat you in sports. . You banjo playing firegiant

[Troubled]

This guy really poured a lot of time into telling a story about gay sex and underage children.

[Nocsucow]

flipping plat or patties ?

Non factor still trying... I'll be flipping ground turkey patties soon when I start cooking my meals for the week..

Keep trying pussy

[Nocsucow]

This guy really poured a lot of time into telling a story about gay sex and underage children.

Actually less than 10 mins probably..

[Susvain2]

the cringe levels are at an alltime high

[Nocsucow]

the cringe levels are at an alltime high
Your heroin using is at a alltime high.
.. seek help needle junkie

[Susvain2]

just threw my back out

what a cringe

[Nocsucow]

just threw my back out

what a cringe
Do Deadlift pussy and strengthen that weak ass back

[quido]

Do some Connect The Dots and sharpen that mind.

[jaybone]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f2a39fb3d64af72503c566240ef0819c/tumblr_ncapk6QGgh1s7b9dbo1_1280.jpg

[Nocsucow]

Do some Connect The Dots and sharpen that mind.

I'll hit 6 figures this year... still building this 500,000 Sq ft middle/ elementary school . Get on my lvl nerd.

[jaybone]

I'll hit 6 figures this year... still building this 500,000 Sq ft middle/ elementary school . Get on my lvl nerd.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f2a39fb3d64af72503c566240ef0819c/tumblr_ncapk6QGgh1s7b9dbo1_1280.jpg

[Coffee]

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140702021320/villains/images/0/0c/Doofus_Doofy_Gilmore.jpg

[iruinedyourday]

I'll hit 6 figures this year... still building this 500,000 Sq ft middle/ elementary school . Get on my lvl nerd.

cool sorry to hear about your asbestos poisoning doing that manual labor while I browse the internet at work

[Nocsucow]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f2a39fb3d64af72503c566240ef0819c/tumblr_ncapk6QGgh1s7b9dbo1_1280.jpg

So fine!!!

[Nocsucow]

cool sorry to hear about your asbestos poisoning doing that manual labor while I browse the internet at work

I don't do manual labor... and this is a brand new building dumbass .. 0 asbestos

[Super Hater]

Who would win if you 2 fought irl?

[Nocsucow]

Who would win if you 2 fought irl?

This bitch don't want none

[iruinedyourday]

I used to take karati so me.

[Sektor]

haven't cringed this hard since i saw a picture of OPs fat fucking wife.

LOL holy fucking mad batman.

[Doors]

Skins crawling reading this holy fuck.

[Nocsucow]

LOL holy fucking mad batman.

He's pretty mad dude... he's reported 12 of my posts lol

[Nocsucow]

Skins crawling reading this holy fuck.

Man up pussy it's just elf sim forums ....scared ass dude

[quido]

I think Nocsucow is smoking crystal meth - 85 (stupid) posts since noon today.

[Nocsucow]

I think Nocsucow is smoking crystal meth - 85 (stupid) posts since noon today.
Just bored. ... but I'm getting off here .. titans are coming on and then the walking dead... night bitches

[iruinedyourday]

Have fun with that routine nightly masterbation sesh

[georgie]

this is sad

[Nocsucow]

Have fun with that routine nightly masterbation sesh

Im married pal.. my fat wife treats me damn good

[Ella`Ella]

I'll hit 6 figures this year... still building this 500,000 Sq ft middle/ elementary school . Get on my lvl nerd.

Aren't you like 30? You're still not making 6-figures?

[Coffee]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 58
User Name Posts
Nocsucow 23

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[Xaanka]

this is sad

[Xaanka]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f2a39fb3d64af72503c566240ef0819c/tumblr_ncapk6QGgh1s7b9dbo1_1280.jpg

except this guy saved the thread. would.

[Star]

Another thread with Nocsucow trying to recruit young kids. Go away you fucking pedophile.

[beta]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f2a39fb3d64af72503c566240ef0819c/tumblr_ncapk6QGgh1s7b9dbo1_1280.jpg

Would bang 100%

[Nocsucow]

Another thread with Nocsucow trying to recruit young kids. Go away you fucking pedophile.

reported for RL attacks... enjoy the ban like the rest of the losers in this thread....