Is my girlfriend attractive?

[Blazed420]

Just wanted some opinions lol. http://i51.tinypic.com/iz5c02.jpg

[Akim]

LOL
think the body has a lot to with this one because i'm not into freckles.

[azeth]

eh the distance from her collar bone to cleavage tell me shes what 5'4 120? Also, shes got some serious cover up going on over the freckles.

overall, i dont know what the fuck im talking about

6/10.

[Darklake]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e1/Kill_it_with_fire_scorpio.gif

[Ihealyou]

Obviously everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I say this with the utmost respect, but she looks sideways to me.

[Blazed420]

Well I'm 19 and she's 16 so she still has time to mature. I predict bigger boobs at the very least. Which Im a big fan of.

[Sykem]

Boobs are nice, face is average. I agree on the height. Her some-what smirk/frown makes me believe she may be bitchy all the time, instead of just sometimes(because we all know women live to bitch).

So, with that being said...5/10

[Blazed420]

well I don't see how the pic is sideways? heres a diff one. http://i53.tinypic.com/14x2wkz.jpg

[Blazed420]

lol just realized that one is sideways too

[Akim]

On second thought a perfect set of teeth would be a win with those eyes.

[Virtuosos]

eh...

[Akim]

SIDEWAYZ

[Blazed420]

well she's getting invisaline soon so that wont be a problem.

[Sykem]

I'd keep to the first one, but since you can't edit, inb4flames

[Itchybottom]

I'm taking into account that's probably a horrible picture of her; she looks like she is all swollen from an allergic reaction. She does look like your typical stoner chick with an overbite though. Nail biter too?

5/10

[Blazed420]

http://i54.tinypic.com/3132ico.jpg

[Itchybottom]

Yikes! Hope she has great personality!

[Sykem]

Dude really, i'd quit posting further pics.

[Lanvaren]

I am very disappointed that this wasn't a weed thread in any way shape or form.

[SlankyLanky]

Dude really, i'd quit posting further pics.

this.

[purist]

I bet she appreciates you posting this thread.

[Blazed420]

Boobs are nice, face is average. I agree on the height. Her some-what smirk/frown makes me believe she may be bitchy all the time, instead of just sometimes(because we all know women live to bitch).

So, with that being said...5/10 Well she is actually quite nice and even assists me with my poopsocking. I hardly have to leave my seat. All I need is my bong and my computer. http://i51.tinypic.com/r77nux.jpg

[Darklake]

This needs a rethink; fire won't cut it.

[Rais]

Was just wondering. I think my girlfriend stacks up with yours.

[Blazed420]

I am very disappointed that this wasn't a weed thread in any way shape or form.If you insist. Marijuana is amazing!
http://i52.tinypic.com/33omert.jpg

[SlankyLanky]

This needs a rethink; fire won't cut it.

i think were gonna have to nuke it from orbit. its the only way to be sure.

[Blazed420]

Wow she is nowhere near that unattractive trust me. IRL she is quite better. She isnt very photogenic

[Maurk]

Pussy got no face!!

[Abacab niggah]

I pull better looking bitches by just nodding my head

[yaaaflow]

Are the pictures in your other thread you? If so then yea hold onto her you guys are a great match

[Akim]

when a female sucks your dick very often and without you asking they don't have to be a porn star to get you to stick around.

so i guess the question becomes does she suck enough dick.
more importantly, not your friends dicks.

[Blazed420]

Lol exactly

[Akim]

plus i mean hell dude
we'd probably all sleep with her

[Peatree]

....um dude....your 19...she's 16....pretty soon your gonna hear..."Hi, I'm Chris Wallace from Dateline NBC"...

Isn't that considered salutatory in all states?

[Sykem]

Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America
The ages of consent in North America for sexual activity vary by jurisdiction.

The age of consent in Canada is 16 and all US states set their limits between 16 and 18.

The ages of consent in the countries of Central America range from 15 to 18.

The age of consent in Mexico is complex. Typically, Mexican states have a "primary" age of consent (which may be as low as 12), and sexual conduct with children below that age is always illegal. Sexual relations between adults and teenagers are left in a legal gray area: laws against adults "corrupting" minors may be used sometimes to punish such sexual encounters, as well as laws against engaging in sexual relations with "chaste and honest" teenage girls by means of "seduction". These laws are situational and are subject to interpretation.

[Akim]

Oh god.
How fucking okward will that be when he is 44 and she's 41.

[xshayla701]

Oh god.
How fucking okward will that be when he is 44 and she's 41.

ahaha this is funny because you said it will be okward

[Blazed420]

Lol only her parents could press charges and considering I live with them and am thought of as their son in law already since we are engaged, I dont think im in any danger of that.

[Ihealyou]

All the best relationships involve getting engaged at 16.

[guineapig]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:zPNsyKnMbQZl8M:http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn159/Captain802_Second/obvious_troll.jpg&t=1

[Reynard_CT]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/ReynardCunningfox/NotSureIfWant.jpg

[Rogean]

Lol only her parents could press charges and considering I live with them and am thought of as their son in law already since we are engaged, I dont think im in any danger of that.

Until something happens, an argument of some sorts, and they kick you out and then press charges.

Why would you ask a 16 year old to marry you.

[Erasong]

Until something happens, an argument of some sorts, and they kick you out and then press charges.

Why would you ask a 16 year old to marry you.

[Darklake]

Until something happens, an argument of some sorts, and they kick you out and then press charges.

Why would you ask a 16 year old to marry you.

A 19 year old with a handy cumdumpster on tap thinks with his dick, not his brain.

[Kraftwerk]

ahaha this is funny because you said it will be okward

This, in addition to



Isn't that considered salutatory in all states?

equals funny.

[Extunarian]

This reminds me of that "my girlfriend cheated on me did she cheat on me?" thread...

Seemingly sincere question (hot?).....people answer (meh)...OP posts more detail to keep things going (she's 16 i'm 19)....people answer (illegal?).....someone finds wikipedia.....OP provides more detail (i live with her parents also she's my fiance not girlfriend)...

Suggested further details OP could add:
- I asked her to marry me because I knocked her up
- I'm living with her parents to be closer to her dad who I'm having an affair with. Here's his pic, is he hot?

[Dantes]

I was half expecting the third pick to be upside down.

[Blazed420]

Lol well I've been with her for 3 years now and living with her for half of that so thats why Im engaged.

[SlankyLanky]

Lol well I've been with her for 3 years now and living with her for half of that so thats why Im engaged.

nahhh im good on that one.

[Blazed420]

Lol slanky, judging by your random pics of things covering your crotch, you're not exactly a prize either amirite?

[SlankyLanky]

Lol slanky, judging by your random pics of things covering your crotch, you're not exactly a prize either amirite?

are you kidding me thats exactly WHY im a prize.

[Abacab niggah]

Lol well I've been with her for 3 years now and living with her for half of that so thats why Im engaged.

I understand the temptation that jail bait is awesome cause if it's at consent it's kosher.

But she would've been 13 and you on the upper portion of 16, meaning there was no way things were legal when you first started tapping that

[Engraverwilliam]

does she know that you are posting her picture on the internetz?

[Abacab niggah]

Not to mention Blaze bro, that you were living with here as in probably sharing a room and fucking like rabbits when she was 14-15 and you were 18, how many pregnancy scares have you had in those three years?

Even more so I'm against marijuana if the outcome is giving people low standards for lifemates

[azeth]

start begging Rogean to delete this thread given the amount of pseudo child pornography within.

[SlankyLanky]

damn aba i was wondering when you would get in on this shit.

[Extunarian]

Suggested further details OP could add:
- I asked her to marry me because I knocked her up
- I'm living with her parents to be closer to her dad who I'm having an affair with. Here's his pic, is he hot?

Lol well I've been with her for 3 years now and living with her for half of that so thats why Im engaged.

OK, I guess you went another route. Well played.

[Abacab niggah]

This thread is dumb Blazed and you probably should've thought about it while NOT under the influence, you remind me of Towlie during that Oprah episode of South Park cause you totally got baked and made decisions here that will bite you in the ass.

Understandable if you posted a picture of you and her in the RL picture thread and people commented but you posted several pictures of your girlfriend on R&F to be rated like she was cattle in front of dozens of trolls. You admit to fucking her well beyond the age of consent and spout some crazy off the wall bullshit like you're intent on marrying her so it makes up for the last 3 years of rampant middle school fucking.

You're either trolling everyone here, or you're way to fucking high to be posting on here right now because the only thing you've managed to prove from this thread is that you're a pot smoking, delusional, insecure, statutory rapist.

Still <3 you though

[Shannacore]

Lol slanky, judging by your random pics of things covering your crotch, you're not exactly a prize either amirite?

DONT TALK SHIT, IMO

[azeth]

damn abacabb, afaik im the smartest guy on the planet, but im enjoying your ranting more and more.

[Abacab niggah]

Saving this thread with some barrel rolling tits

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/bar19.gif?w=380&h=300

[SlankyLanky]

DONT TALK SHIT, IMO

you got my back.

and ill say it again, abacab is the fucking man yall cant step to this!

[OngorDrakan]

Slanky's my boyfran leave my bitch alone ho

[OngorDrakan]

Saving this thread with some barrel rolling tits

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/bar19.gif?w=380&h=300

oh fuck........fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[Evalina]

What kind of question is this? If I was your gf I would beat your ass for this post.

[SlankyLanky]

if i was your girlfriend ide get my dad to teach you how to make teh loves because you arnt as good as he is.

[Blazed420]

Its called rants and flames for a reason. I made the thread with the full intention of not being bored so yeah. She doesnt give a fuck as long as they arent naked so yeah. and we didnt have sex until i was 18 so yeah. Next? and Im making towelie my avatar aba lol.

[SlankyLanky]

Its called rants and flames for a reason. I made the thread with the full intention of not being bored so yeah. She doesnt give a fuck as long as they arent naked so yeah. and we didnt have sex until i was 18 so yeah. Next? and Im making towelie my avatar aba lol.

....oh yea thats ok as long as you are 18 she can be as young as 6 and its still cool. not creepy at all.

[Blazed420]

and supposedly girls are more mature than guys so technically we're in the right age range.

[azeth]

well technically tomatoes are fruit, but them shits aint sweet son!

[Blazed420]

and weed is illegal, does anything in this world make sense. Diff strokes to make the world go round so I'm gonna live my life either way. In 2012 when shes 18 noone will even bat an eyelash so I'm not worried bout it.

[Extunarian]

You're...trolling everyone here

[Abacab niggah]

There once was a man named Blazed
Middle school pussy, he did craze
To avoid parole, he knelt and proposed
But we all know it's just to get laid

[Hasbinbad]

http://i54.tinypic.com/3132ico.jpg
Sixteen my ass.
That chick looks like she is 30..
What is she gonna look like when she is 30? *shudder*

[SlankyLanky]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/mrkrayoneater/misc/compromise.jpg

[Katrogen]

Sixteen my ass.
That chick looks like she is 30..
What is she gonna look like when she is 30? *shudder*

LOLOLOL you're telling me! Granny tits for sure. I'm sorry, as a fellow GIRL, I think she needs to lose some weight. You shouldn't be that curvey at 16... Unless all she's gonna be is a baby making machine early. To answer your question, your girlfiend is NOT attractive. Not just in looks... but in the fact that she's willing to sport herself on the internet with you on an EQ forum. *cough* white trash *cough*.

Sorry I'm brutally honestly and I thank you for making my eyes bleed.

[magic]

i'll just leave this here...

[purist]

What we have learned from the thread.

Blazed420 is:

-predatory
-statutory rapist
-posts underage fiance's pictures on the internet
-sleeps on the couch of said fiance's parents
-thinks "blazed420" is a cool name
-dirt 'stache
-creepy
-no apparent life ambition
-adult acne

[Hasbinbad]

LOLOLOL you're telling me! Granny tits for sure. I'm sorry, as a fellow GIRL, I think she needs to lose some weight. You shouldn't be that curvey at 16... Unless all she's gonna be is a baby making machine early. To answer your question, your girlfiend is NOT attractive. Not just in looks... but in the fact that she's willing to sport herself on the internet with you on an EQ forum. *cough* white trash *cough*.

Sorry I'm brutally honestly and I thank you for making my eyes bleed.
I love you.

[Itchybottom]

Cannabis is mostly useless though. It has been known to exacerbate pre-existing mental conditions, as an anti-inflammatory -- it's efficiency is dubious at best, and most of the other conditions it can treat, can certainly be done more effectively with different medication. Cost for treatment is likely the only benefit.

Comparing the legality between age of consent, and cannabis seems pointless. Cannabis, no matter how long you cure it, isn't going to suck your cock. You might be able to peddle it to a 16 year old, to produce the desired effect though. :rolleyes:

Back on topic:

Hasbinbad hit it on the nose. She'll need mastopexy at 30.

[SlankyLanky]

aaaaaaaaahahahahahaha purist man hahahahaha the dirt stache lol

[Tokum-6n0m3]

Im still stuck on Aba's rolling boob post~


That being said you need to be careful bro, friend of mine lived with his GF and her parents for 2yrs, one day he forgot to take out the trash and came home to find cops waiting on him...

He now gets to register as a sex offender and has a sign in front of his house saying so........he has now married the same girl and has a great family with her........still has a sign in front of his house......

[Lucrio40]

I fucking hate how people think that "curvy" means FAT FUCKING PIG.

Your girlfriend

The good: Pretty eyes, potential to be much better.

The bad: Fat (not fucking obese, but fat), sub par skin, man jaw, granny tits, looks aged, and fucked up teeth.

Fix her teeth, Fix her skin, and make her lose some weight and you got yourself a looker.

[Hasbinbad]

I fucking hate how people think that "curvy" means FAT FUCKING PIG.

Your girlfriend

The good: Pretty eyes, potential to be much better.

The bad: Fat (not fucking obese, but fat), sub par skin, man jaw, granny tits, looks aged, and fucked up teeth.

Fix her teeth, Fix her skin, and make her lose some weight and you got yourself a looker.
She can diet, but you can't fix fugly.

[Katrogen]

I love you.

<3

[Itchybottom]

Fix her teeth, Fix her skin, and make her lose some weight and you got yourself a looker.

Nice typo. Three keys to the left though.

[Tokum-6n0m3]

O and if you've been with her for 3years why the fuck does our opinion matter?

Fuck what us intertards think and make your own decisions......


I'd call off the engagement if I was her and found out you made this post, its insulting to your guys relationship......





SIDENOTE: 420~

[Hasbinbad]

Nice typo. Three keys to the left though.
http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.jpg

[Katrogen]

I love this. Only in the fact that it brings back memories of flame wars on the Tholuxe Paells forums back in 2000.

[Lucrio40]

Fat

http://i54.tinypic.com/3132ico.jpg

Curvy
http://addicted-2-retail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/nickiminaj1.jpg

Learn the difference.

[purist]

So, to recap.. The knuckle-draggers have decided "blazed420" deserves a lot better looking of a girlfriend because after all, he's a real great catch.

[Japan]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:zPNsyKnMbQZl8M:http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn159/Captain802_Second/obvious_troll.jpg&t=1

[Blazed420]

as i said earlier I did this for the lols.In the long run I could care less about looks. I'd rather have an ugly girl that put out, did everything i ask, and stayed faithful to me, than some sexy ass dropdead gorgeous bitch of a woman. Will anything anyone says actually have an impact? Not really other than making me giggle as I take another hit from the bong.

[Abacab niggah]

Blazed's girl is only 16
Gonna suck it all night
Cause she's a sweet sucking queen

[Seaweedpimp]

Blazed's girl is only 16
Gonna suck it all night
Cause she's a sweet sucking queen

Hehe

[William_Munny15]

Foul

[Akim]

tags, pedophile

[Reynard_CT]

And παιδοφιλία

[vitalious]

Seriously, how do these threads get so many legit replies? Are you guys really that dumb or really that high? Or both? Or is this some next level troll shit where the legit replies are the trolls.

+1 level amirite?

[Bojangles]

the rolling chick's tits are fake.

[rainingvodka]

You are engaged to her and you are asking total internet strangers their opinion on her attractiveness? You, and everyone else in this thread, fucking fail at what it means to be in a relationship and marriage. Why does it fucking matter what all these monkeys think? What do YOU think? matter closed.

[Kassel]

nope

[aggresor223]

Pass...

[Bubbles]

Pussy got no face!!

probably the best potential sig ever

Well I'm 19 and she's 16 so she still has time to mature. I predict bigger boobs at the very least. Which Im a big fan of.

My kindergarden teacher once said "Anything more than a mouthful is wasted". While she was probably talking about something else, it's sage-like advice that often can be applied across the board.

Nice typo. Three keys to the left though.

Man this thread is so full of win.

[Secrets]

You are engaged to her and you are asking total internet strangers their opinion on her attractiveness? You, and everyone else in this thread, fucking fail at what it means to be in a relationship and marriage. Why does it fucking matter what all these monkeys think? What do YOU think? matter closed.

I'm not even a religious person and I agree with this.

Special prize to whoever posts this thread on said girlfriend's facebook.

[Tiggles]

Do i get a pass on the "No posting of personal info" rule because I got it.

[Sykem]

Just PM Aba or something, he doesn't comply with rules.

[Secrets]

Do i get a pass on the "No posting of personal info" rule because I got it.

I was joking about the people that normally post on facebook in situations like this.

I wouldn't post her facebook on here or anything, but by all means I can't stop you from doing anything on her facebook.

[Dest]

Hey guise. Is my girlfriend attractive?

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s183/devilkin_photo/image001.jpg

[Secrets]

Hey guise. Is my girlfriend attractive?

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s183/devilkin_photo/image001.jpg

Your girlfriend is the guy from the shoes video?

[fishingme]

LOLOLOL you're telling me! Granny tits for sure. I'm sorry, as a fellow GIRL, I think she needs to lose some weight. You shouldn't be that curvey at 16... Unless all she's gonna be is a baby making machine early. To answer your question, your girlfiend is NOT attractive. Not just in looks... but in the fact that she's willing to sport herself on the internet with you on an EQ forum. *cough* white trash *cough*.

Sorry I'm brutally honestly and I thank you for making my eyes bleed.

Lets see some pictures of you, criticizing how other people look.

What kind of question is this? If I was your gf I would beat your ass for this post.

If you were my girlfriend id be spankin your ass and id probably pee in ur butt

[Secrets]

is my (boygirl)friend attractive? he's on the right, i'm on the left.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs977.snc4/77020_1625445246996_1562480762_1533514_7754927_n.j pg

[fishingme]

is my (boygirl)friend attractive? he's on the right, i'm on the left.



You have some great tits

[Japan]

i would consider fucking you both, but only as a threesome and with both of you in costume. Also, you would pay me $20.

[Secrets]

i would consider fucking you both, but only as a threesome and with both of you in costume. Also, you would pay me $20.

wat

[Maurk]

wat

[wrxBRAH]

Buy her a treadmill and a toothbrush. You'll thank me in the long run.

[OngorDrakan]

wut

[Shannacore]

Secrets you smile like a boy! More teef!!

[Secrets]

Secrets you smile like a boy! More teef!!

but tralina, i...

[Kassel]

confusion, i have it. And it looks like i am not alone

[mimixownzall]

Wow she is nowhere near that unattractive trust me. IRL she is quite better. She isnt very photogenic


Maybe you think this 'cause, oh, I dunno...

YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH ALL THE TIME AND MOST OF US PROBABLY AREN'T

[Akim]

Maybe you think this 'cause, oh, I dunno...

YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH ALL THE TIME AND MOST OF US PROBABLY AREN'T

Everyone except you is high right now.

[TJHooker]

well I don't see how the pic is sideways? heres a diff one. http://i53.tinypic.com/14x2wkz.jpg

Now she is just fat and upside down making the saggies look bigger..

[Dragonthorne]

Your GF is gonna end up with some guy with too many syllables in his name, that sports a gold tooth. She will also have 10 kids who everyone questions the actual race on. Welfare checks incoming...

just sayin...

[xshayla701]

I'd like to see pictures of you guys who are talking shit~

[Reynard_CT]

You can't handle it...
Roll me in flour baby, and look for the doughy cinnamon roll!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/ReynardCunningfox/FatGuyPic.jpg

[OngorDrakan]

BOOMER!

[Darklake]

I'd like to see pictures of you guys who are talking shit~

I wouldn't.

[Frostwolfe]

BOOMER!

SOONER!?

[Estolcles]

SOONER!?

JR?!? What you doin' playin' EQ. Get back on Raw and replace Michael Cole.

NAO!!!!

[Bleepblurp]

This thread is quite enjoyable

[KilyenaMage]

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[Shamouli]

LOLOLOL you're telling me! Granny tits for sure. I'm sorry, as a fellow GIRL, I think she needs to lose some weight. You shouldn't be that curvey at 16... Unless all she's gonna be is a baby making machine early. To answer your question, your girlfiend is NOT attractive. Not just in looks... but in the fact that she's willing to sport herself on the internet with you on an EQ forum. *cough* white trash *cough*.

Sorry I'm brutally honestly and I thank you for making my eyes bleed.

You are officially my hero.

[cured]

Lol well I've been with her for 3 years now and living with her for half of that so thats why Im engaged.

So you moved in with her when she was 14 1/2 or so?

[Hasbinbad]

So you moved in with her when she was 14 1/2 or so?
http://allieiswired.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/chris-hansen.jpg

[Abacab niggah]

I give it til mid-February before big Blazed drops the bomb that he's gonna be a daddy

[Hasbinbad]

I give it til mid-February before big Blazed drops the bomb that he's gonna be a daddy
oh dear god no

[Rogean]

lol @ tags

[Abacab niggah]

oh dear god no

She's 16 now bro, meaning that she can crap out thousands of reetee's and child protective service wont come FBI rape Blazed.

[purist]

LOLOLOL you're telling me! Granny tits for sure. I'm sorry, as a fellow GIRL, I think she needs to lose some weight. You shouldn't be that curvey at 16... To answer your question, your girlfiend is NOT attractive.

Sorry I'm brutally honestly and I thank you for making my eyes bleed.

Post pictures of your body/tits so I can judge them.

[Maurk]

bobe dole juice

[Maurk]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m294/Mapko666/Bobdole.jpg

[Maurk]

bob dole*

[Abacab niggah]

In all serious, Blazed I wish you and your new fiancee all the best luck in the world and let me point you to a few places to help you two get started on the right track:

http://www.fns.usda.gov/wic/
http://benefit-assistance.com/
http://singleparents.about.com/od/financialhelp/a/find_TANF.htm
http://www.americanpregnancy.org/prenataltesting/paternitytesting.html
http://www.childsupportlawfirms.com/

Good luck you two!

[Serith]

is her camera broken

[Hasbinbad]

Post pictures of your body/tits so I can judge them.
http://dbman.pair.com/Barbara_Hale_Annex/documents/1945-07_True_Story-Cover.jpg

[xshayla701]

lol @ tags

obv!!!

[Estolcles]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m294/Mapko666/Bobdole.jpg

I'm glad somebody caught that tag. :D

[Estolcles]

And the tag "lol@grandkids before 40"...

I'm glad I got at least 2 laughs out of the shit my brain comes up with that was inspired by this thread. :P

[Dac321]

Sixteen my ass.
That chick looks like she is 30..
What is she gonna look like when she is 30? *shudder*

that's what meth will do to you.

[Evalina]

Lets see some pictures of you, criticizing how other people look.



If you were my girlfriend id be spankin your ass and id probably pee in ur butt

What the hell does that mean?!! You = FAIL.

[audacity]

as i said earlier I did this for the lols.In the long run I could care less about looks. I'd rather have an ugly girl that put out, did everything i ask, and stayed faithful to me, than some sexy ass dropdead gorgeous bitch of a woman. Will anything anyone says actually have an impact? Not really other than making me giggle as I take another hit from the bong.

So you're settling. Not all beautiful women are bitchs/tramps. My wife is very beautiful, loving, and loyal. It's like being married to a fat chick, but a pretty and skinny one :D

[Maurk]

This is why the world has so many uglies.

[Ssleeve]

So, to recap.. The knuckle-draggers have decided "blazed420" deserves a lot better looking of a girlfriend because after all, he's a real great catch.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9700000/I-wanna-a-hug-michael-jackson-9770533-400-300.gif

[Lulz Sect]

http://troll.me/images/butthurt-dweller/wouldnt-bang-thumb.jpg

[Lulz Sect]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/3aa/601/d68/resized/butthurt-dweller-meme-generator-her-teeth-are-too-long-wouldn-t-bang-5728f6.jpg

[Knuckle]

lmao this is an A+ troll thread

[LordFresh]

you asked, but she is a solid 4/10..

think of the hottest chick and then compare her.. then think of some chicks youve always wanted and they are roughly 7-8s. This chick isnt the type of chick you run around bragging to your friends about though. She is a moped or sorts.

[Truth]

lmao this is an A+ troll thread

[Truth]

here's a pic of my girlfriend

http://hardinmd.lib.uiowa.edu/pictures22/dermatlas/hand_foot_mouth_1_011216.jpg

[FoxxHound]

Hand Herpes?

[Lulz Sect]

u need to fap less truth

[Truth]

but i have satyriasis and assburgers #badcombo

[Lulz Sect]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nxwjWxij1qf1p10o1_500.gif

[Within99]

This thread is going somewhere fast.

[Srs Not Ames]

No

[Nuggie]

correct me if I'm wrong, but there's statute of limitations on statutory rape...? that's why all the Catholic priests are getting what they earned decades later. right?

[Nuggie]

correction, there's -NO- statute of limitations

[xnolanx]

What we have learned from the thread.

Blazed420 is:

-predatory
-statutory rapist
-posts underage fiance's pictures on the internet
-sleeps on the couch of said fiance's parents
-thinks "blazed420" is a cool name
-dirt 'stache
-creepy
-no apparent life ambition
-adult acne

lol omg

[kingsBlend]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJLhQoxenB8

[FoxxHound]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJLhQoxenB8

I lol'd out loud so hard at that sig.

[Loli Pops]

Original inspiration.