View Full Version : Crimes you have gotten away with IRL
Super Hater
08-15-2015, 01:24 PM
Anyone have any juicy information about a crime they committed in the past and gotten away with? Know any fellow P99 players that are criminals or drug addicts?
Robbery?
Fraud?
Killed a man back in 95?
Please share...
HarrisonDeliSlicer
08-15-2015, 01:29 PM
tryhard
Doctor Jeff
08-15-2015, 01:31 PM
i ported hatespawn to ek
dont feel anything. im hardcore
Champion_Standing
08-15-2015, 01:43 PM
I parked in a handicapped space once and got away with it, was a thrill that i'll never forget.
Vanquisher
08-15-2015, 01:49 PM
robbed probably more than 20 houses without a trace
daasgoot
08-15-2015, 01:50 PM
robbed probably more than 20 houses without a trace
if srs, thats fucked up
Super Hater
08-15-2015, 01:54 PM
robbed probably more than 20 houses without a trace
Were any of the homeowners ever home at the time? Was rape ever involved?
What types of cool items did you come away with?
Is this Gaffin?
Vanquisher
08-15-2015, 01:56 PM
yes im gaffin ive done alot of dirt but havnt since my last arrest 3 years ago, lots of shit i could share here. been off drugs for almost a year now
Vanquisher
08-15-2015, 01:59 PM
Were any of the homeowners ever home at the time? Was rape ever involved?
What types of cool items did you come away with?
Is this Gaffin?
yes ive tied up people before once, one of my worst memories
Super Hater
08-15-2015, 01:59 PM
yes im gaffin. been off drugs for almost a year now
*****, you said that last year.
Gnomegrown2
08-15-2015, 01:59 PM
ive killed and buried 3 people
none have been found
Super Hater
08-15-2015, 02:00 PM
yes ive tied up people before once, one of my worst memories
So you raped someone too? Jesus Christ Gaffin!
Vanquisher
08-15-2015, 02:03 PM
no rape just tied up while others grab the loot
Super Hater
08-15-2015, 02:16 PM
Bet you licked her face before you left.
http://ilarge.listal.com/image/4946526/968full-terminator-2%3A-judgment-day-screenshot.jpg
Guttzs
08-15-2015, 02:26 PM
yes ive tied up people before once, one of my worst memories
You poor thing
Swish
08-15-2015, 02:28 PM
drink-driving when I was younger - was either that or pay £25 ($40) for a taxi...which was ridiculous. never crashed, never killed anyone... but still stupid.
krazyGlue
08-15-2015, 02:36 PM
i threw a kitten into a river
Heebo
08-15-2015, 02:36 PM
Without a trace?
http://i.imgur.com/FQTt0kz.jpg
Kowalski
08-15-2015, 02:51 PM
Just so you all know:
central scrutinizer
08-15-2015, 03:35 PM
Apparently I am worse the Hitler for being a fair contractor. I helped a city out with a job that needed to be done, and I determined that there was going to be money left over, so I selflessly gave some of that money back to the city, via the representative that had negotiated with me. I didn't have to provide that level of value, I did not have to give any money back whatsoever, but I did. Apparently it is wrong to be civic-minded.
Coffee
08-15-2015, 03:54 PM
tryhards
SamwiseRed
08-15-2015, 03:56 PM
one time i played red99
AzzarTheGod
08-15-2015, 05:04 PM
tryhards
Under the debt system you have bills to pay regardless of income status that are due every month and year.
You wouldn't know anything about that, looking at your own details you have shared with the community over the years. Your signature shows all we need to know. A willing victim and bystander, smoked witless and helpless as he watches his quality of life crumble in around him.
That said, Gaffin stop posting. Bragging or whatever you want to call it about low-level petty desperate street-level crime is not a good look and a really bad habit.
central scrutinizer more stories about shady contractors is what we need.
I knew a guy who knows a guy, he collected over 120k in deposits for hardwood floors and other major work from prominent private school families in the area within the same year. His angle was collecting a deposit and starting 10%-20% of the work and then no-showing the job indefinitely moving immediately onto a new job. Juggling 10 different big jobs at once.
He got away with it because they couldn't prove he A) did not intend to finish the work some day and B) that this alleged deposit wasn't to cover 20% of the job cost in the first place. Whos to say that 1 door and 10 sq ft. of flooring wasn't 5k? Maybe he just has a really high cost business plan and hes bad at math. No contract, no legal paperwork, GG. All assets were in his wife's name, she owned everything. Making restitution impossible.
He played it perfectly, a clearly experienced fraudster and career hack. Eventually moving into an even more prominent neighborhood and bigger house. Taking out a brand new mortgage with his hard-earned money under his wife's name. Two of these families were hit x2 for 40k allegedly. 10 years later, still living among these same families in the same town, their sons were all grown up now. In the locker room, at the regional private highschool, the football team was overheard mentioning this guy with bad intentions planning to get some payback.
grannock
08-15-2015, 05:05 PM
Chemists hustle hardest.
Super Hater
08-15-2015, 05:08 PM
tryhards
Every time this fgt speaks I just picture...
http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/templates/1273092.jpg
Pitborn
08-15-2015, 05:11 PM
Dined and dashed for the lols
SamwiseRed
08-15-2015, 05:15 PM
We called it Eat and Run when I was a kiddo. Dine and dash sounds p good too.
georgie
08-15-2015, 05:18 PM
Every time this fgt speaks I just picture...
http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/templates/1273092.jpg
Lol
AzzarTheGod
08-15-2015, 05:32 PM
A lot of these guys are on that type of juvenille shit.
They can't make their own cash can't wipe their own ass like a baby.
Dine and dash as a full grown man? o lawd.
Strange
08-15-2015, 05:44 PM
robbed probably more than 20 houses without a trace
"without a trace" we know you aren't that bright.
stop the lies,its a sin!!
Coffee
08-15-2015, 06:00 PM
of course the biggest try hard uses a cringe meme
quido
08-15-2015, 06:09 PM
I killed a guy that stole my Larrikan's Mask
Big_Japan
08-15-2015, 06:30 PM
international trafficking of felonies thru the mail :eek:
haven't done anything worse than dui in 4 or 5 years tho. sup nsa
Snapple
08-15-2015, 07:00 PM
*****, you said that last year.
lol'd
Tenlaar
08-15-2015, 07:42 PM
A lot of drug buying/using/transporting.
DUI.
Burglary.
Assault.
Theft.
Statutory.
Uhhh...piracy?
AzzarTheGod
08-15-2015, 07:43 PM
A lot of drug buying/using/transporting.
DUI.
Burglary.
Assault.
Theft.
Statutory.
Uhhh...piracy?
Tell me more :o
Tenlaar
08-15-2015, 07:46 PM
Tell me more :o
Well, I spent a lifetime prowling the seas with my crew, terrorizing coastal villages. Then I retired and handed my title off to my most able hand and lived off of the gold that I had buried on tropical islands.
Was driving through Decatur to Masquerade and a city cop was sitting opposite side of Scott Blvd, clocked me doing prolly 55 in a 40. He hits his lights but he's got to pull across oncoming traffic to get behind me so I gun it. I got over a hill, pulled into a neighborhood, killed my lights and stopped with my parking break. He flew by me doing 70. It was a creepy drive through neighborhoods to get to Atlanta, knowing there was an APB out for my vehicle description for evading an officer. Fun shit. Virgins.
Xaanka
08-15-2015, 09:09 PM
http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/15/62/53/3615428/6/628x471.jpg
Snapple
08-16-2015, 01:58 AM
Was driving through Decatur to Masquerade and a city cop was sitting opposite side of Scott Blvd, clocked me doing prolly 55 in a 40. He hits his lights but he's got to pull across oncoming traffic to get behind me so I gun it. I got over a hill, pulled into a neighborhood, killed my lights and stopped with my parking break. He flew by me doing 70. It was a creepy drive through neighborhoods to get to Atlanta, knowing there was an APB out for my vehicle description for evading an officer. Fun shit. Virgins.
You fled from police because you did not want to pay a speeding ticket? lol u poor white trash fgt
AzzarTheGod
08-16-2015, 02:08 AM
You fled from police because you did not want to pay a speeding ticket? lol u poor white trash fgt
Tough to explain. How guys justify it (in this case) is that the pursuit has not even started yet. Technically you are not fleeing anything. The officer has not singled you out, but you are smart enough to know its for you.
Done the same thing while driving on the opposite side of the road when I was younger. Also did it once on the highway just normal speeding and saw him flip lights on and go to pull out. Hit the exit dipped down some neighborhood and he flew by.
Rationale for doing this is, the pursuit and request to pull over has not begun yet. The officer has not approached you with lights and gotten within signalling distance for you to pull over.
Although this one time I did get seen turning into the neighborhood. First comment to me was "Please tell me you live right here...."
Stalos_
08-16-2015, 08:25 AM
Yall in here telling on yourselves. The hell.
Pitborn
08-16-2015, 10:37 AM
i once ran over a kid and then kept driving....
Thread.
Jimjam
08-16-2015, 11:28 AM
Well, I spent a lifetime prowling the seas with my crew, terrorizing coastal villages. Then I retired and handed my title off to my most able hand and lived off of the gold that I had buried on tropical islands.
Don't people get suspicious with all your payments being made in gold?
Sektor
08-16-2015, 11:30 AM
Worse thing I've ever did? Prob stole some groceries by accident, had 2 cases of water under my cart, forgot about them, by the time i got to the car, decided not to go back because those things r heavy.
Sektor
08-16-2015, 11:36 AM
lol
the 1hour you were allowed on Empire TS when you were app'ing you were jammed on pills. You couldn't stop sniffling, you were bragging about it because you were trying to seem cool and suck up to me. You know I struggle with drugs so you thought Id respect you more if you were on some....dunno why you'd think that, nothing to be proud of
you're a pathalogical liar, a weirdo, and a wicked shitty player @ everquest
i hear him sniffing a lot on ts too, figured it was drug related, he's still cool in my book, just don't give him yo account info hehe.
Silent
08-16-2015, 12:09 PM
By far not one of the worst things I have got away with....But who wants to expose actual real secrets that might still bite you in the ass?
Was on my Honda CBR F4 about 8 years ago trying to get to the beach, traffic was slow as fuck it was early morning school was starting so school zone was in effect, everyone crawling at sub 5mph for just about a mile. I started weaving in and out of cars doing ~40mph, noticed just on my left as I passed by a car was blocking view of a police officer already putting his speed gun away to get in his car, I took my bike up to 100mph, cut through a red right about a half mile down(he was just then pulling out of the turn, still stuck in traffic blowing his lights/horn). I quickly turned down another main road, still doing 85mph. Got so far down finally hit the beach, thought hey the cops gotta be gone by now. made the mistake of U-turning.
As I was driving calmly the speed limit down same road, I came to one of the intersections i blew through earlier. I was turning right, Cop beeped his lights/horns cut straight through the intersection and pulled infront of my motorcycle.(I had a full jacket/reflective visor on, was 16, pale white and a young nerdling fuck). He pulled his gun on me, told me to turn my bike off take my helmet off and get on the floor. soon as I took my helmet off, he told me to stop and put his weapon away. asked for my ID and insurance, asked if I saw a red motorcycle zoom by anywhere I said no. He said sorry for the trouble he was chasing someone my bike matched the look(silver and red, more silver) I think my 16 year old unmasking threw him off and he probably didn't get a good look at all of the bike or me. I was however wearing a matching silver protective jacket, silver reflective visor/helm.
I snapped this on my camera just as we were both getting ready to leave.
http://i.imgur.com/0rUUFxe.jpg
heartbrand
08-16-2015, 12:11 PM
nope not reading that drug induced delusion
Samsung
08-16-2015, 12:13 PM
nope not reading that drug induced delusion
I read it, wasn't bad give it a try.
Silent
08-16-2015, 12:19 PM
nope not reading that drug induced delusion
drug induced delusion, cool. glad you're still rolling with that. how about you post some more pics of your bank accounts to show everyone how superior you are? wish you would get some new material, but i guess its hard for you. Maybe you are just one of those drug snobs, you certainly are a snob at everything else that is for sure.
SamwiseRed
08-16-2015, 12:26 PM
I've never done anything wrong. Man I am so good.
Vanquisher
08-16-2015, 12:56 PM
why do you care so much about my well being on a elf sim?
ames follows me around every thread calling me a mess when he himself looks like frankenstein on meth, please kid you look retarded. fix yourself
Vanquisher
08-16-2015, 01:00 PM
im pretty happy right now with my life i work, i fish alot, spend time with family quite a bit as well, and play elf sim.
havent even been on in days
Vanquisher
08-16-2015, 01:07 PM
freshwater usually - bass/bream
saltwater - speckled trout/redfish/snapper
can catch just about anything though here in florida
Super Hater
08-16-2015, 01:11 PM
https://www1.maine.gov/ifw/education/hofnod/images/header.jpg
Snapple
08-16-2015, 01:14 PM
why do you care so much about my well being on a elf sim?
ames follows me around every thread calling me a mess when he himself looks like frankenstein on meth, please kid you look retarded. fix yourself
drugs
Tiggles
08-16-2015, 01:20 PM
When I was a kid I would sit in the car while my father would rob shipping crates with his "colleagues" down at the docks in Delaware. He also killed a guy once and never went to jail but I was with my mother then.
As for me I park in those "reserved for people with infant" spots all the time because I hate kids but I'm not sure if they are legally enforceable.
quido
08-16-2015, 01:21 PM
Tell us more, Tiggles.
Sosa_Chamberlain
08-16-2015, 02:00 PM
Griffin when do you usually do your GMing on wow?
Tiggles
08-16-2015, 02:06 PM
Tell us more, Tiggles.
Nah, its all in the past he went crazy and I don't talk to him.
people probably just let u get away with it cause of that stomach they prolly think you are "with child".
:)
That's uncalled for Agatha I've been nothing but cordial to you.
Tassador
08-16-2015, 02:12 PM
i live in boca and have a 28 ft mako at a slip in intracoastal @ pioneer park :)
get that bitch to islamorada
Super Hater
08-16-2015, 05:02 PM
Funny you say that, my buddy has a share @ whale harbor and i can park it there for free, the first year this server was out i tried to host a fishing challenge with 3 phases
Phase 1 was reef fishing here in north lauderdale ( Sardines and pilchards on bottom )
Phase 2 was live bait freelining for sailfish in islamorada
Phase 3 was live bait freeling for mahi's in key west
i was willing to let anyone sign up even staff and charge 0 moneys but threads were deleted instantly.
Each 5 person trip has 1 winner that goes to next phase. "Biggest Fish obv"
You...
http://jimmyinsandiego.com/images/IB%20fisherman%20(web%20quality).jpg
Me...
http://cdn.net.outdoorhub.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2013/08/mola-mola-400x291.png
pompano inlet or 15th street ramp myself
FoxxHound
08-16-2015, 08:28 PM
Right out of high school (about 13 years ago maybe a little longer). I worked a real late shift at a department store. As I was going back to my apartment I hit a black cat. I tried looking in a payphone phone book for any vet clinics that were open and nearby. Living in a podunk area in the south there were none (hell there wasn't even a walmart where I lived). Long story short. Cat died, and I couldn't buy a shovel; so it was disposed of in a truck stop outhouse.
Strange
08-16-2015, 11:05 PM
how old is silent?
Too Dumb Didn't Read
Silent
08-16-2015, 11:44 PM
im 17
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