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snufzaimoverlord
08-15-2015, 10:46 AM
It was a fateful Friday, I was feeling nostalgic and decided to hammer to the Overthere to pay my pal Banker 1 a visit and do some much needed organizing. Woe is me, I had too much loot and needed to sell some to my other pal Kuglaz Grot. Little did I know as I was browsing his wares something was afoul, and i felt myself being dispelled not once, not twice, but thrice! Always quick on my toes I thwarted these attempts, but who would dare???? It's Deluxee! Fearing for my life and the inevitable double HT from some <friends> SKs i smash my face against the keyboard to do a /who. The zone is empty except for him and myself! He stands outside the range of my friend Kuglaz and I realize this was always meant to be.

http://i.imgur.com/o3gso6m.jpg

I once again face smash my keyboard trying to find my screenshot button, as this epic event must be documented and pressed into print for all to see. The backstabs were flying, Dwarf vs traitorous shrunken dwarf in dark elf illusion. The gods were favouring me that day my <Friends>, for my blade was true and Deluxee soon realized that there was no stopping the Gaping one.

http://i.imgur.com/JX0dRRq.jpg

He Flees! But there is no escape once blood is in the air! The gate potion is of no use here my <Friend>, no melee shall channel declares Lord Rogean.

http://i.imgur.com/U1TNtpM.jpg

He Falls! My heart was thumping, blood and mountain dew flowing through my veins, amazed that he took a YT instead of pulling a HP item I salute my fallen foe Deluxee.

God Bless.

http://i.imgur.com/S5m4umf.jpg

Ragnaros
08-15-2015, 10:54 AM
Deluxee is engulfed in a swarm of deadly insects.

snufzaimoverlord
08-15-2015, 10:58 AM
Yes, once he flee'd it was lights out, my pal Chuck on Mornin zoned in to intercept with the might of cheetah, his last ditch effort was to gate pot after he was dotted, but kill secured.

A duel only lasts until someone flees or dies.

Macdeth
08-15-2015, 11:07 AM
Deluxee is engulfed in a swarm of deadly insects.

cringed, yikes, etc.

heartbrand
08-15-2015, 11:30 AM
Snufz with the code black immersion. Fucking love it.

Tassador
08-15-2015, 11:33 AM
Deluxee is engulfed in a swarm of deadly insects.

In a month you'd better hope they quit cause literally any melee will be double your stats and hp and could basically click auto attack on go get a snack come back and kill yew.

snufzaimoverlord
08-15-2015, 11:38 AM
Man i write an excellent prose.

Ragnaros
08-15-2015, 11:40 AM
In a month you'd better hope they quit cause literally any melee will be double your stats and hp and could basically click auto attack on go get a snack come back and kill yew.

skill>gear

jaybone
08-15-2015, 11:48 AM
Rag 1v1 duel in sleepers tomb tonight you down?!?!

Malevz
08-15-2015, 11:49 AM
Yes, once he flee'd it was lights out, my pal Chuck on Mornin zoned in to intercept with the might of cheetah, his last ditch effort was to gate pot after he was dotted, but kill secured.

A duel only lasts until someone flees or dies.

Excellent, I laughed, I cried. I can't wait for the movie 10/10

HarrisonDeliSlicer
08-15-2015, 12:37 PM
cringe

Tassador
08-15-2015, 01:04 PM
skill>gear

I agree 100% but skill levels are not that far apart to give 2000 extra hp.

Gnomegrown2
08-15-2015, 02:02 PM
I get the feeling he only ran when your pal zoned in

great story tho sorry you are lame

Strange
08-15-2015, 06:01 PM
pras

georgie
08-15-2015, 06:46 PM
Nice crop. Next.

Nadir
08-15-2015, 10:14 PM
Good thread. Would read again

krazyGlue
08-15-2015, 11:01 PM
so you had enchanter buffs + better gear and still needed mornin to hammer in and save you . kek.

Sektor
08-15-2015, 11:07 PM
Eh to much description for 1 killshot, didn't read it. Keep it simple add a sentence and add more killshots of different players, would be a better read.

Colgate
08-15-2015, 11:31 PM
so you had enchanter buffs + better gear and still needed mornin to hammer in and save you . kek.

last time i checked, none of those things factor into whether or not you can land a joust on someone

krazyGlue
08-15-2015, 11:40 PM
last time i checked, none of those things factor into whether or not you can land a joust on someone

Last time I checked that tov wep procs snare . And that has a big factor

Buhbuh
08-16-2015, 12:16 AM
you mean the snare that didnt land ever in the entire fight

Complexity
08-16-2015, 12:51 AM
Isn't deluxee like half naked from giving his gear away.

snufzaimoverlord
08-16-2015, 01:39 AM
You don't shoot a BB gun at a tank.

krazyGlue
08-16-2015, 04:29 AM
^^ did not read

krazyGlue
08-16-2015, 04:30 AM
I have ring 8 thanks to tmo but anyway . I still won't read that

Colgate
08-16-2015, 04:40 AM
got prof?

derpcake
08-16-2015, 04:51 AM
skill>gear

this is why we see so many people without gear

its not important

Farzo
08-16-2015, 05:04 AM
Deluxee is now 7-5 after a few bad days of PvP

Deluxee will now never login again, or not for a very long time. Honestly this is a major problem for the server, this Azrael player mindset where if you die in PvP it is the worst thing you can possibly do. Deluxee and other Azrael players would rather never login again because they are embarassed of their record, opposed to dusting themselves off and having more fun PvPing again. Deluxee literally only fights if he has the number advantages with players, or if he knows it has a 100% success rate because he is ganking shitty geared players or total noobs to the server.

this is too often the case with Azrael players. No one from Azrael or any other guild has tried to mess with an Empire raid since Velious came out. The one exception being Yelinak the other day where some friends players used their alts, or preserved their Harm Touches for themselves. If these people die and perceive their K/D ratio to be bad they won't play the game. I'm never leaving Empire, but when I'm raiding the whole time i'm thinking about how fun it would be to attack our raids solo or with a group of a few rogues or something. I could do some serious damage, I know i would take a YT most likely, but I know I could get atleast one first. Most of the people on the server are afraid to have fun, they play scared.

Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game

Yep its all true.

Its why they need to remove serverwide yt to get them 2 actually play outside of double or triple harm touching people then running off to drown, or die to mobs to refresh HT.

It's sad really, but it is all they have at the end of the day so can't blame em.

But you're right in the fact that they could unleash themselves a lot more if they didn't associate their self esteem with their PvP record.

Sektor
08-16-2015, 11:04 AM
No, you don't

No one outside Empire ring 8 because we have the timer and you can only do it once every 24 hours. Since you have gotten your first ring I know for certain we have done every ring 8 directly on the timer.

Hope you do get some gear soon, so when you lose to Empire monks you know longer send a hundred tells like "bro i just cant keep up too much gear". This was day 2 of velious too lol.

while u guys were wiping to sontak we got our coldian rings

georgie
08-16-2015, 11:10 AM
Fandango needs recognition

Macdeth
08-16-2015, 11:18 AM
Did an Empire rogue seriously just lecture the server about being unwilling to play without the advantage?

jaybone
08-16-2015, 11:23 AM
Once HT stops refreshing from death won't have to see people like beastagor again. Dudes shit anyway.

Deluxeee
08-16-2015, 01:14 PM
First off, love my fans.

Second, latency plus 2v1 kill.

Grats?

snufzaimoverlord
08-16-2015, 01:33 PM
Next time just back into a corner and turn on auto attack.

Sosa_Chamberlain
08-16-2015, 02:05 PM
First off, love my fanth.

thecond, latenthy pluth 2v1 kill.

Gratth?

Macdeth
08-16-2015, 09:00 PM
You ever play the game? Do you have a level 60 toon? Then you would know I go solo against 30 all day, any zone

http://i.imgur.com/7QO0Wl7.gif

Ragnaros
08-16-2015, 09:07 PM
You ever play the game? Do you have a level 60 toon? Then you would know I go solo against 30 all day, any zone

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lchhyz4bfq1qa0bqi.gif

Buhbuh
08-16-2015, 10:02 PM
I have ring 8 thanks to tmo but anyway . I still won't read that

i know this isn't true because ive cock blocked it for the last week, including your ring 2 escort in between raid mobs being pulled

you might have 7, but no one outside of empire is getting ring 8 for quite a while

Ragnaros
08-16-2015, 10:07 PM
i know this isn't true because ive cock blocked it for the last week, including your ring 2 escort in between raid mobs being pulled

you might have 7, but no one outside of empire is getting ring 8 for quite a while

Can confirm there is atleast 2 people outside of empire that 100% have ring 8

Sektor
08-16-2015, 10:13 PM
i know this isn't true because ive cock blocked it for the last week, including your ring 2 escort in between raid mobs being pulled

you might have 7, but no one outside of empire is getting ring 8 for quite a while

brobb has his 8th and i have my 8th, we did them while u were chain wiping to Sontakak tehee

jaybone
08-16-2015, 10:24 PM
brobb has his 8th and i have my 8th, we did them while u were chain wiping to Sontakak tehee

what?

jaybone
08-16-2015, 10:24 PM
brobb has his 8th and i have my 8th, we did them while u were chain wiping to Sontakak tehee

seems like you got

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vPRMN6vBnho/hqdefault.jpg

Eslade
08-16-2015, 10:42 PM
a plaid shirt?

Super Hater
08-16-2015, 10:44 PM
.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg5NzQ4ODU1OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNjkxNTYxMTE@._ V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

Coffee
08-16-2015, 10:51 PM
2 stupid