The Notorious Greengrocer

[Rararboker]

I believe my investigation into this meat-genius has been concluded. It took a lot of running around but I do think this post will explain the origins of this mysterious merchant.

http://i.imgur.com/hvMCx9F.png





First I came across this image of what appears to be his location in RL. Conveniently he is located near a post office (portasaurus's office perhaps?) and it would explain his ability to send products out to the world.

But that is not all. The image was found again with an explanation for the location.




http://i.imgur.com/mNGaHDS.jpg?1





What does it mean? I have narrowed down the location to a dementia community in Holland. This explains his origins but what implications does this have for his motives?

Can we trust his products?

[Pringles]

Always wondered why he never left EC tunnel, now he never leaves thurg bank area. Confirmed!

[Voland]

Excellent detective work! Let's see what Greengrocer has to say about this.

[Rivthis]

Hmmmm

http://www.tomthegreengrocer.com/img/slide13.jpg

Greengrocer's first name is Tom?

[captnamazing]

THe questions you're asking lead only to darknes....

[Pringles]

THe questions you're asking lead only to darknes....

http://www.spaghettiagency.co.uk/admin/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/you-cant-handle-the-truth.jpg

[keysmash]

He doesn't even have green pants. How can anyone trust someone who claims to be green but is only mostly green?

[Kylenorr]

He doesn't even have green pants. How can anyone trust someone who claims to be green but is only mostly green?


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[12point]

dementia explains the spin?

[captnamazing]

Meat spin explains the spin.

[fadetree]

Spin is a conserved quantity, of course, so any meat spun off must have fractional spin values. I think he is actually a macroscopic quark, and that somewhere there must be a redgrocer, upgrocer, downgrocer, charmgrocer, and beautygrocer.

[Pringles]

His silence confirms his guilt!