a present for my gay buddy's bday

[captnamazing]

i'm buying him a fleshlight (vagina)

[Pokesan]

a strange way of letting him know you're curious about his weiner

[Big_Japan]

homos aren't repulsed by vaginas, they are objectively superior. they are repulsed by the "disgusting animals" (-donald trump) who possess them

[captnamazing]

It's true, Japan. I talked to my friend and he has agreed on multiple occasions that he would have sex with a vagina as long as it was implanted in a 100% man

[Ranndom]

It's true, Japan. I talked to my friend and he has agreed on multiple occasions that he would have sex with a vagina as long as it was implanted in a 100% man

So....A transexual?

[Bwils]

Give him a plane ticket to Iran. They execute homos there or force them to change genders

[Big_Japan]

So....A transexual?

rectosigmoid colon vag just ain't the same

[Weekapaug]

rectosigmoid colon vag just ain't the same

Jezez dude lol

[Portasaurus]

dude, you can't say vagina on the internet!!!

[Swish]

shit daybreak gonna shut us down

[captnamazing]

bagina

[Monty405]

I only post in high quality threads.

[Bigtokes]

So if fags like other men...why do they go after other fags? Fag = female trapped in a mans body...so shouldn't fags like straight men?

All this does is tell you how fucked up being a fag or lesbo is. They can be cured but for some reason do not want to be.

[PDX0621]

dude, you can't say vagina on the internet!!!

I believe the correct terms are : Va-jay-jay, cooter, ham wallet, oyster ditch, gut locker, pudding hatch, squish mitten, yippee bog, bitch wrinkle, fiddle cove, love button, cock pocket, cock socket, hoohah, tunnel of love, fuzz box, bacon hole, fruit cup, sugar hole, pocket pie, enchilada of love, stink rink, purple people penis eater, pickle stinker, tampon tunnel, coochie pop, hairy potter, panty hamster, poonaner, poonany, . Feel free to use any/all of the above.

[visage]

Give him a picture of me. You're welcome!

[visage]

Give him a picture of me. You're welcome!

Throw back 7.2 years ago -


http://i60.tinypic.com/9tpu7b.jpg

[captnamazing]

Gift delivered. I went to his bar-party and delivered the vagina fleshlight (modeled after Tori Black's nether regions) to him in a boutique bag designed by Lelo, a famous vibrator company (I learned from girls sitting beside him as I produced the gift).

He was at first super happy about it. Then a few mins later he realized it was a vagina. Became quickly disappointed. I could see he was almost upset. joke failed

:|

[Big_Japan]

Gift delivered. I went to his bar-party and delivered the vagina fleshlight (modeled after Tori Black's nether regions) to him in a boutique bag designed by Lelo, a famous vibrator company (I learned from girls sitting beside him as I produced the gift).

He was at first super happy about it. Then a few mins later he realized it was a vagina. Became quickly disappointed. I could see he was almost upset. joke failed

:|

sounds like a gaffot. hopefully this will make him think twice bout bothering u with a birthday invite next time

[Bigtokes]

Why would you have a gay friend in the first place unless you are a girl?

[am0n]

Gift delivered. I went to his bar-party and delivered the vagina fleshlight (modeled after Tori Black's nether regions) to him in a boutique bag designed by Lelo, a famous vibrator company (I learned from girls sitting beside him as I produced the gift).

He was at first super happy about it. Then a few mins later he realized it was a vagina. Became quickly disappointed. I could see he was almost upset. joke failed

:|

If you were expecting him to like it, was it really a joke? Sounds like if it was intended as a joke, you succeeded.

[Jimjam]

Why would you have a gay friend in the first place unless you are a girl?

Because your gay friends won't sleep with your girlfriend.

[visage]

Because your gay friends won't sleep with your girlfriend.

And then theres me. That pretends to be gay, while I fuck your girlfriend 😜😘

[captnamazing]

sounds like a gaffot. hopefully this will make him think twice bout bothering u with a birthday invite next time

lmfao :D T_T

Why have a gay friend? Well it's like having a straight male friend except this male friend is attracted to you sexually and so you receive lots of compliments and special treatment. It's pretty goog