Verriousss??!!

[Gardur]

Hey pals!

My shit box toaster broke about 5mins after I blew my wad on a new hotrod so it took me a few weeks to scrap the dough up to fix it. Logged in and found everyone in TMO so I logged out. Sorry to see our experiment fail but, hey, we gave it a shot and had some fun.

After talking to a few friends we've decided to get the band back together. Thursday night I'm going to login, find the nearest tour bus, bust the drummer out of rehab and head for the snow.

If you wanna get in on this we could use a few roadies and groupies. Byob but we've got the tunes handled.

See you dudes in Thurgadin.

More info to follow in Guild Recruitment section tonight.

[GradnerLives]

Luv dis post.

GL dog.

[Uton]

do eet

[Uton]

do0d post in guild recruitment, comon im 100% immersed at work

[GradnerLives]

100% immersed at work

me 2 dude

[Jazzy]

gardur what happened to all my fresh bros? im back from a long break but got no pals no mo

[Gardur]

They're around Jazzy. Glad you're back buddy, we'll need all the purple we can get. Got a click stick mq for ya somewhere, I think.

Watch for my post tonight, I'll have ts info for everyone.

See you soon bud.

[Colgate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1h11xZ86MY

[Gardur]

rofl told u so erudite

Da fuq u talkin about?

Edit: empire strong on this thread...what gives? U already know I ain't bending the knee.

[iruinedyourday]

Da fuq u talkin about?

Edit: empire strong on this thread...what gives? U already know I ain't bending the knee.

lets start the return with a less aggressive stance against empire gardur shall we? Id like to see you not leave again anytime soon.

GL tho wb and hope you make a nice family guild that likes to play EQ on red.

[Gardur]

I'm not being belligerent, pal. Just reiterating what you bros already know, I ain't bending no knees :)

I literally have no idea what gyno or colgates posts mean.

[SamwiseRed]

I literally have no idea what gyno or colgates posts mean.

You aren't the only one. Kinda out there.

[Gardur]

2pages. One retired friend, one ex fresh, two classy empire posters, one unintelligible post from empire leader, one thinly veiled threat wrapped in luke warm welcome, one rmt kingpin calling me a ****** in nerd speak.

Yup, I'm home :)

<3 u r99.

Now holding auditions for keytarists and xylophone masters. Pm me bros.

[Colgate]

part of your post was about your guild falling apart

i'm really not sure how this went over your head

[Snapple]

2pages. One retired friend, one ex fresh, two classy empire posters, one unintelligible post from empire leader, one thinly veiled threat wrapped in luke warm welcome, one rmt kingpin calling me a ****** in nerd speak.

Yup, I'm home :)

<3 u r99.

Now holding auditions for keytarists and xylophone masters. Pm me bros.

reported

[Gardur]

Ohhhh atodaso = I told you so. I guess that's what gynos getting at as well.

Who's snapple?

[SamwiseRed]

reported

You get Awox'd yet bro? I fear for your life.

Watch this vid bro if you haven't. This guy is a true MMO heroe. Stole a dread from one of the biggest entities at the time (Goons) and made a hilarious video about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2KMZ_bxxr0

God EvE has some of the best stories when it comes to players making a difference.

[Efwan]

What up Gardur! I might be returning in the next couple days in a casual playtime for now depending on if mission flow stays as high as it is right now but interested to see what you might dig up. Let me know if you need anything or when you might be coming back. I still have access to a few different accounts.

Chewps

[TheBiznessTZ]

Ohhhh atodaso = I told you so. I guess that's what gynos getting at as well.

Who's snapple?

WB Gardur. Looking forward to seeing you in Kael / Thurg pal.

[Humerox]

Glad you're back, bro. :)

[Malevz]

Ohhhh atodaso = I told you so. I guess that's what gynos getting at as well.

[Gardur]

Thanks to all my pals and Empire for the warm welcome. See you all on Thursday.

Still looking for an obo player and a mediocre violinist.

Bus is filling up quick dudes get your spandex, three cans of hairspray and a half rack of Schmidt ice and meet me at the Nro docks.

[Gardur]

Ok I luld so hard I had to double.

[ducktv]

ya gimpire p rustled to troll gardur's glorious return. wb buddy

[snufzaimoverlord]

I'll defend your guild from threats inside and out.

Good to see a few guilds picking up steam. Stay away from the toxins.

[Snapple]

You get Awox'd yet bro? I fear for your life.

Watch this vid bro if you haven't. This guy is a true MMO heroe. Stole a dread from one of the biggest entities at the time (Goons) and made a hilarious video about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2KMZ_bxxr0

God EvE has some of the best stories when it comes to players making a difference.

Players are everything in EvE. That's why I love the game so much - CCP are the most "hands off" gaming developers that I know of and it makes for an incredible game.


Nah I haven't been awox'd and haven't heard of it happening in karmafleet. My ratter has a huge ehp/s and our standing fleet in dek (north and south fleets) each have 60+ members that will warp to you if you are being pointed so its not a huge concern for me.

[Rattlesnake, The Texas ]
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btw we are still by far the largest sov alliance

[Gardur]

Wtf is that shit? Also who is snapple?

[GradnerLives]

He's a Karmabee!

[Snapple]

i got a better story for you, i looted a nyx bpo from a badger mark 1 with no tank on it

and i didnt feel the need to make a video either :)

link the mail?

[Doctor Jeff]

This is goog shit Palatine coming back for this.

[Humerox]

This is goog shit Palatine coming back for this.

Right on, man! :)

[Coffee]

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/c8/c849aaf58729c695c5743009d5d84abf6e9b9e49c08ff18c51 8dd2191af0eec3.jpg

[Gardur]

Ya ya third time getting dumb.

[Lauka]

Gardur,

You don't have to start from scratch, you are welcome to join us in <Thunderdome>, lots of ex-Fresh here. PM me if interested.

Lauka

[hurt]

I'm down with reforming the old guard. Miss those times in fresh. We had a good squad and had tons of fun.

-wind

[MEGANS LAW]

maybe u stupid fresh erudites shudnt of sucked azrael's dick and kept your guild alive.

[Doors]

maybe u stupid fresh erudites shudnt of sucked azrael's dick and kept your guild alive.

gud 1 lizard

[TheBiznessTZ]

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/c8/c849aaf58729c695c5743009d5d84abf6e9b9e49c08ff18c51 8dd2191af0eec3.jpg

[Gardur]

No one sucked az dick you fuck.

Spend months telling us to ditch Max while griefing us then tell us not to join forces with those willing to fight you.

Typical FQ bullshit.

Did you reroll a rogue? Bring that mouth to Thurgadin and see me or stfu lizard.

I didn't come back to FQ or start a hot war with half the server but I have no problem calling out a trash bag bluebie rmt FQ warrior.

[Videri]

No one sucked az dick you fuck.

Spend months telling us to ditch Max while griefing us then tell us not to join forces with those willing to fight you.

Typical FQ bullshit.

Did you reroll a rogue? Bring that mouth to Thurgadin and see me or stfu lizard.

I didn't come back to FQ or start a hot war with half the server but I have no problem calling out a trash bag bluebie rmt FQ warrior.

Forum YT'd. And it would be fun to see this duel.

[Vokhine]

@MegansLaw please kill yourself you racist RMT scumfuck.

Welcome back Gardur! :D

[MEGANS LAW]

No one sucked az dick you fuck.

Spend months telling us to ditch Max while griefing us then tell us not to join forces with those willing to fight you.

Typical FQ bullshit.

Did you reroll a rogue? Bring that mouth to Thurgadin and see me or stfu lizard.

I didn't come back to FQ or start a hot war with half the server but I have no problem calling out a trash bag bluebie rmt FQ warrior.

sucked azrael dick. let guild be eaten up.

max warned you but you're as dumb as a bag of dead baby erudites.

u let the truffle pig ensare u into his web of pixel dreams.

for shame bro, for shame.

[Drakaris]

sucked azrael dick. let guild be eaten up.

max warned you but you're as dumb as a bag of dead baby erudites.

u let the truffle pig ensare u into his web of pixel dreams.

for shame bro, for shame.

GG was Vapo, Jib and gardur with lite jumping in when pixels were up and no other leaders were around.

Lite was not a factor in GG yet you keep acting as if he runs the guild. He's the reason we even went head on. Vapo and strydur were playing it smart by denying you guys the pvp until we were actually ready.

[MEGANS LAW]

GG was Vapo, Jib and gardur with lite jumping in when pixels were up and no other leaders were around.

Lite was not a factor in GG yet you keep acting as if he runs the guild. He's the reason we even went head on. Vapo and strydur were playing it smart by denying you guys the pvp until we were actually ready.

GG was jibekn lite and a few other retarded GG officers. Strydur was there from the beginning but can't control that level of autism.

You became a truffle pig dicklicker dog.

[Smedy]

hail gardur, well met fellow adventurer

[Smedy]

@MegansLaw please kill yourself you racist RMT scumfuck.

Welcome back Gardur! :D

can pras it

gyno is a bottomdwelling dweeb from the ghettos of florida, the worst of humanbeings

watch for gynos imminent entry @ https://twitter.com/_floridaman

[Jazzy]

Gardur, my liege.....you have my morning star old friend.

I will await your call on Thursday.

your part purple pal,

Jazzy

[Coffee]

can pras it

gyno is a bottomdwelling dweeb from the ghettos of florida, the worst of humanbeings

watch for gynos imminent entry @ https://twitter.com/_floridaman

Try hard fails again

Yawn/cringe

[Ruinous]

WB Gardur pal and good luck on the comeback tour!

[Pikrib]

Who's snapple?

Thats Ames.

His pastimes include: Sucking Empire D dry, RMTing his "friends" manastones for drug money, BedBathandBeyonding to Sektor, and snitching to GM's about it.

He also has a rare wasting disease called "Skeletonitis". :)

[Snapple]

Thats Ames.

His pastimes include: Sucking Empire D dry, RMTing his "friends" manastones for drug money, BedBathandBeyonding to Sektor, and snitching to GM's about it.

He also has a rare wasting disease called "Skeletonitis". :)

http://33.media.tumblr.com/b91a01e39b49853a14b31bc229cd9375/tumblr_n4gqgiQJ3v1sykvbko1_400.gif

[Pikrib]

I'm kinda surprised I didn't eat a ban for that post. Gonna go head back to RnF where I belong. Don't be sad Ames we still love you. Well, the part of you that hasn't wasted away from your skeletonitis.

[Humerox]

chortle-worthy posts get leniency I think

[Gardur]

WB Gardur pal and good luck on the comeback tour!

Hyarth my man. U play the trombone, dawg?

Come jam with us.

[Gardur]

@MegansLaw please kill yourself you racist RMT scumfuck.

Welcome back Gardur! :D

Hey, who's this?

[grannock]

No one sucked az dick you fuck.

Spend months telling us to ditch Max while griefing us then tell us not to join forces with those willing to fight you.

Typical FQ bullshit.

Did you reroll a rogue? Bring that mouth to Thurgadin and see me or stfu lizard.

I didn't come back to FQ or start a hot war with half the server but I have no problem calling out a trash bag bluebie rmt FQ warrior.

So what braindead addled mad crew you gonna go with? Friends, Lite, or .... did June and Agatha join friends I cant even keep track anymore.

WB from a two week vacay bro.

[Gardur]

Gonna start up my own crew. See what happens.

[Smedy]

Try hard fails again

Yawn/cringe

Banned

loser

fat

diabetus

#staymad