2015 P99 Fantasy Football League

[Thana8088]

Last year's league was great fun (even if Denver did let me down in the play-offs)!

Anybody interested in joining a league for this season??

http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/imported_assets/2377456/2aefdb80e1bb7f7f573285a8c6b4a37d.jpg

Let's do it!

[Efwan]

Always down.

[Thulack]

Dorfheads and Mcgarnicle both sent me PM's about doing league again this year if you wanted to PM them i'm sure they would be down. Not playing on P99 and not playing tons of fantasy led me to not want to run the league again this year. Hope you guys have a good season though.

[Thana8088]

Dorfheads and Mcgarnicle both sent me PM's about doing league again this year if you wanted to PM them i'm sure they would be down. Not playing on P99 and not playing tons of fantasy led me to not want to run the league again this year. Hope you guys have a good season though.

Awesome, thanks.

Anyone is welcome (except that RB-hoarder, Tasselhoff)!

[Uuruk]

Ill join again

[quido]

Naw

[Alarti0001]

I'm in but I reserve the right to Marshawn Lynch

[Pokesan]

I'll play. And do my best to succeed on accident again!


http://i.imgur.com/1iZWfZ5.png

[Thulack]

Screw Valick and that like 200 point week he had the last week to bump me outta playoffs :P

[Uuruk]

I had a bad year :( Tiggles RMT squad will redeem.

[Thana8088]

Great responses (barring Jerome, ofc <3 ). I am going to fire up a league!

Is Yahoo ok for us yahoos?

[Barkingturtle]

Any action in this league or is it just for chest-thumping purposes?

I'm in, either way.

[Thana8088]

Any action in this league or is it just for chest-thumping purposes?

I'm in, either way.

Although thumping Chest sounds quite appealing, I think we should put some PP on the line.

If we can get 10 players, maybe 5k buy-in each?

Payout:
25K 1st
15k 2nd
10k 3rd


?

[Pokesan]

Yahoo was just fine last year.

Happy to receive whatever generous donations you guys decide to pay for each of your hopeless teams! :cool:

[Lionsfan616]

Im down to play, obviously ive never played with anyone in P99 but have done fantasy football for several years. PM me

Also down with the PP bets

[Barkingturtle]

I can't do blue pp because I don't play on blue anymore. I guess maybe I could farm up 5k, and it's tempting because I do have a gambling problem, but I probably won't. If I'm the only one who can't do blue pp I'll bow out graciously -- but in those last moments before sleep, or when you're sitting on the toilet, you guys are gonna wonder: "Could I have beaten the Barkingturtle?"

[Thana8088]

Yahoo was just fine last year.

Happy to receive whatever generous donations you guys decide to pay for each of your hopeless teams! :cool:

Awww yisss, this is what I'm looking for right here. Bring your shit talk! There wasn't enough last season.


...but in those last moments before sleep, or when you're sitting on the toilet, you guys are gonna wonder: "Could I have beaten the Barkingturtle?"

You know, I wonder that every day...:p
But no, no red pp. Sorry!


I've been talking to people who say there's usually a 4th place pay-out. Any suggestions on structure?

[justin2090]

I'll play. And do my best to succeed on accident again!


http://i.imgur.com/1iZWfZ5.png

wtf is this 6 team playoff

[Thana8088]

wtf is this 6 team playoff

It's the p99 FF equivalent of a rotation. Waddaya want? :p

[J. Jones]

I'm down add me. will do pp or real moneys.

[Thana8088]

I've created the Yahoo league and it's titled "Project 1999 2015".

Here's a (maybe) link: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/527936

Ideally we'd like a 12 team league, but I wasn't sure we'd get there so I went 10.

The notable changes from last year are:

3 WR
0.5 PPR
4 teams will go to play-offs


The draft is set for August 30 at 6:30 CDT.

Please sign up if you are interested! I'll be collecting the buy-ins on Pennysales in EC tunnel.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL??

[Sirken]

aww, i wish i had plats :(

[Uuruk]

I've created the Yahoo league and it's titled "Project 1999 2015".

Here's a (maybe) link: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/527936

Ideally we'd like a 12 team league, but I wasn't sure we'd get there so I went 10.

The notable changes from last year are:

3 WR
0.5 PPR
4 teams will go to play-offs


The draft is set for August 30 at 6:30 CDT.

Please sign up if you are interested! I'll be collecting the buy-ins on Pennysales in EC tunnel.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL??

dead link :(

[Thana8088]

dead link :(

interwebs > me


PM me your email address and I'll send you an invite.

[Thana8088]

It's Monday morning and if the season had started and YOU were in our league, you'd be furiously checking scores and calculating how much your Monday night QB needs to score for you to win your match-up. (Or if you are like me, QQing about all the points left on the bench....)

We have five teams already so we just need five more. Only 5k blue buy-in so PM me your email address for invite!


http://rosssimmonds.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/funny-Fantasy-Football-Dungeons-Dragons-game1.jpg

[Swish]

lol'd at the picture

[Samsung]

I'm in

[Pokesan]

I'm in

if i recall, this man is an eagles homer. if he remains loyal to his heart/team, he's an automatic W on our schedules.

chip kellys wild ride is going to crash and burn before midseason, bitch

[Thana8088]

if i recall, this man is an eagles homer. if he remains loyal to his heart/team, he's an automatic W on our schedules.

chip kellys wild ride is going to crash and burn before midseason, bitch

He kicked all the troublemakers to the curb and picked up solid team players; with his strict coaching style I bet they go 10-6 again.



Also, buy-ins now collected from:

Catterine
Sloppy Joe


SEND ME THOSE PMs.

[Tasslehofp99]

Count me in again if you've got room.

Whats the buy in this year?

edit: nm read thru the first 2 pages after realizing this was the 3rd.

[Thana8088]

7 teams now, almost there!


http://smolucha.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Fantasy_Football.jpg

[Thana8088]

Now have buy-ins from:

Catterine
Sloppy Joe
Manstache


The pot is up to 15k!


Also, Brady >> Goodell. Go Berman!

[PDX0621]

Don't know anything about fantasy football, but I'd just like to add that I'll be attending my first Packers game at Lambeau Field this year! Go Pack Go!

[Thana8088]

Don't know anything about fantasy football, but I'd just like to add that I'll be attending my first Packers game at Lambeau Field this year! Go Pack Go!

That'll be fun!

We still have 3 spots in this year's p99 league. Send me a PM for your very own, personal, one-of-a-kind invitation!


http://dirtywaternews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Will-Ferrell-meme.jpg

[Pokesan]

looking forward to the savage beatdowns I will deliver to each of you this season

[Thana8088]

looking forward to the savage beatdowns I will deliver to each of you this season

And I'm looking forward to making you eat your words! :D



GUYS We need more owners to join so Yahoo will stop calling me odd:

https://farm1.staticflickr.com/729/20761167795_bbf1fb4173_b.jpg (https://flic.kr/p/xCApST)



I'm not above begging!

[Bruno]

I'm surprised this isn't filling up quicker. People must be in a lot of leagues this year.

[Thana8088]

I'm surprised this isn't filling up quicker. People must be in a lot of leagues this year.

I'm surprised this isn't filling up quicker. People must be in a lot of leagues this year.

inorite?! What could be more fun than a fantasy league with people you don't know for a prize that isn't really worth anything?


http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Take+_58a89de9b11be3541faeb82b9afc83c8.png


Operators are standing by to take your PM.

[Systolic]

I'm in

[Thana8088]

I'm in

Added!


Luckily we have 8 teams (out of 10), so we can draft on Sunday even if we don't get those last 2 teams.

I have received 4 buy-ins so far:

Catterine
Sloppy Joe
Manstache
Tasselhof


I should be around all day, so PM me if you'd like to submit your 5k buy-in.

Thanks!

[Bruno]

Maybe we'll get two latecomers. 10 would be nice.

[Thana8088]

Maybe we'll get two latecomers. 10 would be nice.

I've got a nibble from the 10th if a 9th signs up. I know you are out there, 9th owner!

Tomorrow is the draft!!! (and in preparation for it I tried to install a draft program and it screwed up my .exe file associations so I had to restore my system, but that's a story for another time....)


Now have buy-ins from:

Catterine
Sloppy Joe
Manstache
Tasselhof
Systolic


Need one more person to complete our 10 team league. PM meeeeeeee

http://www.fantasyfutures.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Screen-Shot-2015-04-16-at-8.58.27-PM.png

[Sirken]

i would absolutely join if i had plats

[Thulack]

i would absolutely join if i had plats

If i cover your buyin will you play? And if you win anything i'll personally spread your winnings around the world of norrath to newbs :)

[Messie]

Hello I would like to join and can buy in for 5k. Question, what time EST is draft time? I am EU so I will have to see if I will be online in time.

[HalasHermit]

PM sent.

[Thana8088]

Invites sent! It looks like there might be a race to claim that 10th spot.

Here's a link: https://yho.com/nfl?l=527936&k=ee2e5d63c0c49366&ikey=f07664d5a754f3f8

(I am 72% sure this link will work.)


The draft is today at 6:30 CDT (that's 7:30 pm EST) - less than 8 hours from now!


Also this:
http://fantasyfootballbeginner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Daily-Fantasy-Football-Lineup.jpg

[Thana8088]

We're all full up with 10 teams, YAY.


Now have buy-ins from:
Catterine
Sloppy Joe
Manstache
Tasselhof
Systolic
Thulack


GL on draft guys!

[Tasslehofp99]

Lets do it!


fantasy football I mean, not sex

[Thana8088]

Lets do it!


fantasy football I mean, not sex

Looks like you and I are doing it together first week! ;)


Great draft last night! Those few who couldn't make it were treated alright by the auto-draft (apparently, it's a lot better than it used to be).

How about this for pay-out structure:

1st - 25000
2nd - 12500
3rd - 7500
4th - 5000

?

[Thana8088]

Projected to be a very close game!

[HalasHermit]

Pay out sounds good to me.

Also based only on Week 1 projections, looks like pretty even spread across the league, should be a good season!

[Pokesan]

I drafted an injured tight end! I am the fantasy football kwisatz

[Thana8088]

I drafted an injured tight end! I am the fantasy football kwisatz

Dat injured finger. Four week hurt!

Grats to Thulack on Brady's un-suspension tho. :p

[Thulack]

Dat injured finger. Four week hurt!

Grats to Thulack on Brady's un-suspension tho. :p

Had a hunch :)

[Thana8088]

Friendly reminder to set your line-up for tomorrow's season opener!

I should be available tonight to accept the last of the buy-ins - look for me on Catterine or Pennysales!
Have buy-ins from:
Catterine
Sloppy Joe
Manstache
Tasselhof
Systolic
Thulack

https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5805/21087947190_4c227ae884_b.jpg

[Rick Sanchez]

Is it to late to get in on this ?

[Thana8088]

WTF Philly?!

[Thana8088]

Now in week three (and I'm 0-2).

Let's pay up, bros!

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[Thana8088]

Is it to late to get in on this ?

I was going to say it IS too late, but then noticed that one of our managers is still starting Romo.....

I've sent him a message and will let you know if his team becomes available.

Still missing 4 buy-ins (his is one)!


Also, thank you to the Denver D for helping me squeak out a win this week.

[Pokesan]

I was going to say it IS too late, but then noticed that one of our managers is still starting Romo.....

I've sent him a message and will let you know if his team becomes available.

Still missing 4 buy-ins (his is one)!


Also, thank you to the Denver D for helping me squeak out a win this week.

Miami D helped you too ;)

[HalasHermit]

I'm glad my team finally decided to wake up....ah well season is still early :)

[Thana8088]

I'm glad my team finally decided to wake up....ah well season is still early :)

Ditto for Frank Gore. I just need Luck to step it up now, too.

[quido]

I am currently winning the 2015 P99 Fantasy Football Spectating Fantasy League. I'm playing Catterine and Thulack this week and so far nobody has more points than me.

[Thana8088]

I am currently winning the 2015 P99 Fantasy Football Spectating Fantasy League. I'm playing Catterine and Thulack this week and so far nobody has more points than me.

I don't know how you find time with all the sports you are playing!

[Thana8088]

So I decided (as commish) I would swap out players for the owner who has obviously abandoned the league so that someone else could take over and not have a horrible record, and well, I beat myself (ty no Luck and ty A Brown sucking cause Roth hurt and ty Doug Martin w/22.8 pts on my bench). Only *I* could lose to someone who is not even playing....

Anyone want this team? (Not mine, the other one.)
PM me for more info including bench players.

[Pokesan]

every league im in the commissioner ends up pulling shenanigans!

[Thana8088]

... ty Doug Martin w/22.8 pts on my bench).

Played him this time for thirty-five mother-fucking points! Sorry, not sorry to Sorry Not Sorry! ;)

I hope the Antonios push me over 150 tonight! (Who you callin' greedy??)

[Thulack]

You guys are all so quiet.... :)

[HalasHermit]

Poor Rivers, throws for 500 yards and 2 TDs, loses.

Shout out to Greg Olsen for being clutch late in the 4th to save my team this week.

Pretty solid league though, lot of 3-3 teams, will be a good playoff race me thinks.

[Plackers]

I saw your message Thana, just haven't logged on in about a week for my buy in.

[Thana8088]

I saw your message Thana, just haven't logged on in about a week for my buy in.

Thank you! Just let me know when you will be around and I'll meet you in EC tunnel on Pennysales.

[Pokesan]

You guys are all so quiet.... :)

I'm waiting til I'm above .500 to talk a bunch of trash

[Pokesan]

I'm waiting til I'm above .500 to talk a bunch of trash

AWW YEA MOTHERFUCKER

Hey Tasslehoff, your lineup reads like a who's who list of players on very bad teams

To wit:

http://i.imgur.com/5IgY52v.png

Russell Wilson? Team with a losing record, overpaid

Marshall? Jets don't count man come on be real

Hurns? Who? Oh, the Jaguars. Awful team. Inc London! Losing record.

Garcon? Redskins. Losing record plus bonus racism.

Murray? Is your team composed entirely of NFC East Clownball players? Hope the smoothies pair nicely with a LOSING RECORD

Graham? Year two of Seahawks big name acquisition shenanigans is going exactly as poorly as the first! Fire Darrell Bevell. Losing record.

I guess your kicker is from a good team. Small bright spot in your lineup!

Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills.

Bills.

*wiggles his butt at your whole team*

[Thulack]

AWW YEA MOTHERFUCKER

Hey Tasslehoff, your lineup reads like a who's who list of players on very bad teams

To wit:

http://i.imgur.com/5IgY52v.png

Russell Wilson? Team with a losing record, overpaid

Marshall? Jets don't count man come on be real

Hurns? Who? Oh, the Jaguars. Awful team. Inc London! Losing record.

Garcon? Redskins. Losing record plus bonus racism.

Murray? Is your team composed entirely of NFC East Clownball players? Hope the smoothies pair nicely with a LOSING RECORD

Graham? Year two of Seahawks big name acquisition shenanigans is going exactly as poorly as the first! Fire Darrell Bevell. Losing record.

I guess your kicker is from a good team. Small bright spot in your lineup!

Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills.

Bills.

*wiggles his butt at your whole team*
As long as all you guys in the middle keep smacking each other around i will be happy. Thought i was going to lose yesterday though. Swore Bmore was going to send it to OT and Cards receivers would get points for Bruno

[Pokesan]

shame on me for being fooled into thinking the dolphins are at all good

twice

[justin2090]

shame on me for being fooled into thinking the dolphins are at all good

twice

lol

[Plackers]

Thank you Dion Lewis and Gronk

[Pokesan]

Aw yea! Big Bitch Bruno goes down to the mighty Manstache Riders!

5 game winning streak, can't stop won't stop!

[Pokesan]

lol at losing to my dumb dolphins starting ass :)

[HalasHermit]

Brees is on my bench.....

[Thana8088]

Thought I was being sly with a last minute Gates pick-up and play, then Watson went off. :mad:

I'm still going to beat Tasslehof though, so allllll good.

[Thulack]

Thought I was being sly with a last minute Gates pick-up and play, then Watson went off. :mad:

I'm still going to beat Tasslehof though, so allllll good.

Lol dont feel bad. I finally dropped Miller after nothing the last few weeks cause i wasnt sure if ben was coming back. Didnt want to go with Gates cause he was iffy so picked up a nice Shitter in Donnel for the day. Benching Beckham cause i thought he was going to have problems with Breux covering him might backfire on me too.

[Thana8088]

Brees is on my bench.....

And you still had the highest points for the week~

[HalasHermit]

And you still had the highest points for the week~

When it rains it pours I suppose :P

Side note: 10 team league and 6 teams are 4-4, should be a fun finish!

[Thana8088]

When it rains it pours I suppose :P

Side note: 10 team league and 6 teams are 4-4, should be a fun finish!

And the poor 1-7 Berserkers you beat would have won against anyone else in the league. lawl

[HalasHermit]

And the poor 1-7 Berserkers you beat would have won against anyone else in the league. lawl

Yeah poor zerkers :P

Yay having the second highest point total in the league and still being outscored by 16?

[Pokesan]

congratulations to Halas Wolves on winning the deangelo williams sweepstakes!

[Thana8088]

6861

Anybody recognize this movie? :p

[HalasHermit]

Watch AJ Green fumble and I lose the pillow fight....

[Thana8088]

Watch AJ Green fumble and I lose the pillow fight....

Pillow fight won!

Welcome to the elite 6-4.

[HalasHermit]

Pillow fight won!

Welcome to the elite 6-4.

Thanks!

Don't worry though, the only possible reward for clawing my way into 2nd place is to completely shit the bed the following week....

[Pokesan]

currently shipping Meteor x Tom Brady

because that's the only way I'll win

[Thana8088]

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is for Jordan Reed to score 16.61 points tonight so I can beat Thulack.

These are for you:
https://carriecreations.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/20120203-091324.jpg

Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Thana8088]

Hey Jeremy, who do you have on top in your spectator's league?

Thulack and I in the Superbowl this week. May the best not-real-team in a not-real-sport win! :D

[Thulack]

Hey Jeremy, who do you have on top in your spectator's league?

Thulack and I in the Superbowl this week. May the best not-real-team in a not-real-sport win! :D

Same to you :)

[quido]

I'm winning by a lot. Duh.

[Uuruk]

I lost too many players this year. Oh well was fun.

[Thulack]

I lost too many players this year. Oh well was fun.

Beckham being suspended is going to fuck me even though he deserves it.

[Thulack]

Grats on the win Catt.

[Tasslehofp99]

I lost by 2 points last week, tough loss!

grats to whoever wins

[Uuruk]

I lost by 2 points last week, tough loss!

grats to whoever wins

at least you didnt get david johnson and antonio brown

[quido]

Ladies with lots of different colored markers always win.

[Thana8088]

at least you didnt get david johnson and antonio brown

Combined 82 points. Not much you can do against that, Sorry! :o


Grats on the win Catt.

Thank you!! Was a great season. I had to do a good bit of scrambling after taking Luck so early in the draft (never do THAT again), but I felt pretty good Saturday night after Reed and Matthews earned 48 points.

I'll be on Pennysales most of today for pay-outs. Grats Tasslehof, Sorry not sorry and Thulack!

[Thana8088]

Ladies with lots of different colored markers always win.

I have a system. =P

Miss you, moran! <3

[Uuruk]

Can you just keep my winnings if you plan on doing this next year?

[Thana8088]

Can you just keep my winnings if you plan on doing this next year?

Surely. I definitely plan on running a league next year, and maybe we'll go with a 7k buy-in. I've got you down, thank you!

[Thulack]

Combined 82 points. Not much you can do against that, Sorry! :o




Thank you!! Was a great season. I had to do a good bit of scrambling after taking Luck so early in the draft (never do THAT again), but I felt pretty good Saturday night after Reed and Matthews earned 48 points.

I'll be on Pennysales most of today for pay-outs. Grats Tasslehof, Sorry not sorry and Thulack!

I knew after the Sat Night game 2nd place was my resting spot. I'm on a train atm heading on vacation. Will see if i can get on while on the train. if not i'll catch up with you.