Cheese and The Stupid.

[Ranndom]

Id just like to point out Kraft is recalling some of its products because people are incompetent to the point where they cant take the plastic off and choke.
If you're like me, you're probably wondering how they got to the swallowing stage of eating without realizing there's plastic in their mouths.
There was only 10 reports of this apparently, but i mean...Come on you 10 people. Really?

[Portasaurus]

Welcome to Costco I love you

[Swish]

Nothing to do with product safety... people will try and sue just because they can.

[dafier]

Nothing to do with product safety... people will try and sue just because they can.

Sad sad day. My wife, kids and I love that cheese. Those people are just inconsiderate.

[Ranndom]

Nothing to do with product safety... people will try and sue just because they can.

If i was talking about product safety i would've added in Kraft cheese isn't even cheese.
The primary focus was the stupidity of the situation. But yea, people will. Those people don't have a friend in me, that's for sure.

[Ranndom]

Sad sad day. My wife, kids and I love that cheese. Those people are just inconsiderate.

http://blog.fooducate.com/2012/04/24/10-things-to-know-about-processed-cheese-cheese-miniseries-part-23/
I bet you'll enjoy point 10 on this link

[Ranndom]

Welcome to Costco I love you

Everyone loves me, they just dont know it yet

[nilbog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulLU4rP7Dac

[Ranndom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulLU4rP7Dac

You're my new favorite person.

[Big_Japan]

Kraft cheese is like Wonderbread. If you're not eating it because you're 4 years old and your parents are abusively cheap with your diet, you are a subhuman.

[Ranndom]

Kraft cheese is like Wonderbread. If you're not eating it because you're 4 years old and your parents are abusively cheap with your diet, you are a subhuman.

Lol...id say feeding someone kraft is abusive in itself, like mcdonalds. Which will hopefully go out of business in the US soon.

[Thulghor]

Welcome to Costco I love you

Oh man, this cracked me up. That movie was hilarious. And sad.

[iruinedyourday]

i know kraft singles are terrible but i was using them to make cheese bergerz a couple weeks ago and i was like WTF THIS PLASTIC IS SHIT and was picking it out of the cheese

I almost went to the grocery store to complane and get a free pack of cheese but then i realised its not realy even cheese and that would also be absurd, so i just threw it away.

feels goog to know that i was just not opening the packages wrong and that i was smart enuf to not eat the plastic.

[maskedmelon]

Kraft cheese is like Wonderbread. If you're not eating it because you're 4 years old and your parents are abusively cheap with your diet, you are a subhuman.

D:

Although not 'real' cheese, Kraft singles offer a surprisingly healthful nutrition profile with higher protein to fat ratio than even mozzarella! They are also a delicious addition to any batch of scrambled eggs. I am not too pleased with their low melting point though...

[quido]

If you like American cheese, get it from the deli counter. Boar's Head Whole Milk American or Land 'o' Lakes American is pretty good.

[Portasaurus]

LoL cheese FtW

[Ranndom]

D:

Although not 'real' cheese, Kraft singles offer a surprisingly healthful nutrition profile with higher protein to fat ratio than even mozzarella! They are also a delicious addition to any batch of scrambled eggs. I am not too pleased with their low melting point though...
"delicious"
It tastes like rubber.

[maskedmelon]

"delicious"
It tastes like rubber.

Huh uhhhhh.... -.-

[Ranndom]

Huh uhhhhh.... -.-

Theres a reason they serve literal cheese cubes, and not kraft slices, at classy events