FQ retardism

[Pikrib]

gonna need u 2 tone down the FQ retardism u normally have if ur gonna be in my guild

Who is Colgate referring to in his quote?

[Smedy]

there's only one guy we all can agree on really shit up the forums with terrible topics

[TheBiznessTZ]

Who is Colgate referring to in his quote?

My FQ and polls are funny and on point. Get a sense of humor dawg. You're too immersed.

[Eslade]

going with the safe bet.

[Coffee]

OP followed by 1st reply is my guess

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/hjJESDW.gif

[magician]

cringe HARD

[LostCause]

http://i.imgur.com/QD63HvG.jpg

[MEGANS LAW]

pikrib is worst poster on forums

http://i.imgur.com/3sKxHdC.png

[Vanquisher]

pity reply

[LulzSect]

http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/11/1/0/7/68684071390977433.jpeg

[magician]

does pikrib have a pony tail irl? would not surprise me one bit

[LulzSect]

that's gaffin IRL minus 75lbs

[Uuruk]

Voted Gasoline.

[TacoSmasher]

My FQ and polls are funny and on point. Get a sense of humor dawg. You're too immersed.

http://i.imgur.com/1fkTIsz.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5d/6d/cb/5d6dcb8636451635b508ff86f4a8c09d.jpg

[Uuruk]

http://i.imgur.com/1fkTIsz.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5d/6d/cb/5d6dcb8636451635b508ff86f4a8c09d.jpg

Lmao

[Colgate]

i honestly can't remember if this was drakar or farzo

[Farzo]

Didn't we just have one of these polls?

[LulzSect]

NOICE

[hatelore]

Wow, I have rustled Pikrib so much he is the very first person ever to add me into a p1999 emulated version of a elf simulator forum poll.


Bro, Don't take it to heart, you seem like an alright fella. All I do is troll here, this is not real life.

[ducktv]

Wow, I have rustled Pikrib so much he is the very first person ever to add me into a p1999 emulated version of a elf simulator forum poll.


Bro, Don't take it to heart, you seem like an alright fella. All I do is troll here, this is not real life.

you didn't even get a vote. no one even knows who you are.

[FoxxHound]

I am very offended that I am not an option on this poll~

[hatelore]

Exactly, I like that.

[LulzSect]

http://cs4.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2015-03_3/14264368687353.jpg

[hatelore]

Whoa

[LostCause]

http://venturebeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/angry-old-man-with-computer.jpg








































DEM ATTACHMENTS

[Drakaris]

Naw Colgate knows I won't come crawling back to Empire.

No Velious pixels are attractive enough to wear that tag. Aim Chat are the only crew who are bold enough to attempt making IRL attacks towards me.

Fuck those scum bags.

[Colgate]

no1 even suggested that

you wouldn't be let back in anyway you psychotic retard

[Drakaris]

no1 even suggested that

you wouldn't be let back in anyway you psychotic retard

LOL... you calling me a psychotic retard after you have stripped more accounts than I can count on both my hands and feet?

Oh ok, lets call Qazzaz a grave robber and bind camp him. You got nothing on him.

Didn't you also take personal credit for stripping Trav?

[Eslade]

LOL... you calling me a psychotic retard after you have stripped more accounts than I can count on both my hands and feet?

Oh ok, lets call Qazzaz a grave robber and bind camp him. You got nothing on him.

Didn't you also take personal credit for stripping Trav?

push the button

[Vanquisher]

drakar i hate to say it since your a guildie but damn dude u make up alot of shit stories

[Vanquisher]

with no proof

[fiegi 8.0]

ya drakars tall tales lost steam like 3 months ago

[TheBiznessTZ]

http://media.giphy.com/media/11duMLMvh7XW3C/giphy.gif

Petrol Empire Kerwin TMO Karnor's Castle July 24 2015 11:25:51 AM

headshot indeed

[Farzo]

RE: THIS THREAD, I THINK MY THREAD ABOUT BADALORE AND ROBERTO HAVE HIT A NERVE.

TY FOR NOTICING ME

[HarrisonDeliSlicer]

glad my nameaint on dis list 8-shades)

[Vanquisher]

i maybe would if u didnt boot me from ELFPALS

[TheBiznessTZ]

Can I claim my trophy already please. I heard if i turn it in with Efreeti war bow ill get an AoN.

[HarrisonDeliSlicer]

i maybe would if u didnt boot me from ELFPALS

i booted everyone who was MIA, so only actives would come ask to rejoin. You've been reinvited use this gift wisely babygirl

[Eslade]

i booted everyone who was MIA, so only actives would come ask to rejoin. You've been reinvited use this gift wisely babygirl

I'd like to call a vote to kick

[Susvain2]

the results are in

who is the winner pikrib

[Drakaris]

drakar i hate to say it since your a guildie but damn dude u make up alot of shit stories

Gaffin, I sat in TS with these scumbags when I gave them the benefit of the doubt for my pals that merged with them during the Holocaust/Blaze merger.

I have no reason to make any of this shit up.

These guys are so rustled they are now resorting to irl attacks ;)

[Uuruk]

Gaffin, I sat in TS with these scumbags when I gave them the benefit of the doubt for my pals that merged with them during the Holocaust/Blaze merger.

I have no reason to make any of this shit up.

These guys are so rustled they are now resorting to irl attacks ;)

You and Gasoline would make the cutest babies.

[Drakaris]

You and Gasoline would make the cutest babies.

Cool story, ever wonder why I was able to be in a guild like Nihilum for almost 2 years without spurging out?

They weren't perfect, but they were way better than what Empire is right now and having been in both guilds I can stand by that claim with 100% confidence.

[Uuruk]

Cool story, ever wonder why I was able to be in a guild like Nihilum for almost 2 years without spurging out?

They weren't perfect, but they were way better than what Empire is right now and having been in both guilds I can stand by that claim with 100% confidence.

http://i50.tinypic.com/b6d0f8.jpg

[Crazycloud]

Gaffin, I sat in TS with these scumbags when I gave them the benefit of the doubt for my pals that merged with them during the Holocaust/Blaze merger.

I have no reason to make any of this shit up.

These guys are so rustled they are now resorting to irl attacks ;)

Translation:

Did not get sow sword

[Drakaris]

http://i50.tinypic.com/b6d0f8.jpg

Translation:

Did not get sow sword

Biggest RMT deal that got Nizzar and the entire nihilum guild bank banned- $200 for green scale to a known RMTer.

Biggest RMT deal that was swept under the rug and no further investigation for an Empire reseller - $1500 + $1000 = $2500 that staff are aware of, while the guy openly stated that he could make upwards of $10 000 by reselling.

No investigation of where the items were redistributed and why the accounts purchased weren't actually played. No investigation of other accounts that have been purchased and resold. All just swept under the carpet like nothing ever happened, while Nizzar was hunted down and permabanned for leading a guild using non-game related evidence.

Here you are thinking its about a crappy SoW sword, while I carry 2x10 Dose SoW pots at all times... righteo...

[iruinedyourday]

Here you are thinking its about a crappy SoW sword, while I carry 2x10 Dose SoW pots at all times... righteo...

well.. you did berg out pretty hard and /deguild over a sow sword so...

[Drakaris]

well.. you did berg out pretty hard and /deguild over a sow sword so...

No I told Colgate I was done with Empire and that it was corrupt as fuck and was heavily involved in RMT and other shady shit.

He proceeded to gkick all my toons after I logged for family commitments.

Keep buying that coolaid though.

[Eslade]

Cool story, ever wonder why I was able to be in a guild like Nihilum for almost 2 years without spurging out?

They weren't perfect, but they were way better than what Empire is right now and having been in both guilds I can stand by that claim with 100% confidence.

nihilum let everyone in no matter what kind of shit you talked. at the very worst it cost you 3 cofs.

[Drakaris]

nihilum let everyone in no matter what kind of shit you talked. at the very worst it cost you 3 cofs.

You obviously forgot about stasis and all his anti holo posts before he was taken in and given the best possible loot over everyone else ;)

[Colgate]

weird how drakar has all these allegations of terrible scummery but they were fine with him as long as he thought he was going to get a sow sword??

[Drakaris]

weird how drakar has all these allegations of terrible scummery but they were fine with him as long as he thought he was going to get a sow sword??

None of it was 'fine' with me. I asked your officers that were still in touch with Vapo to come clean about you and Burt being involved with jacking his necro/SK account before he quit.

Did you know I probably put in 1-2 days worth of levelling on that SK to eventually farm reapers of the dead and you single-handedly fucked with an established trust and my access to something that involved hours of my play time because you douchebags put the blame on me when I went MIA?

I also only just found out about the RMT shit that your inner member was involved in that same weekend and kept my mouth shut because I had no personal beef with certain figureheads in your guild.

Fuck you guys are scumbags.

[Kergan]

If you think Nizzar only RMT'd one green scale you are fucking retarded dude. I could care less how much he RMT'd everyone got what they wanted, but seriously don't be so naive.

You want to know why Nizzar got banned? Cause someone posted proof instead of threatening to do it for 6 months.

[Colgate]

i still haven't figured out if he's just embarrassed and trying to save face or if he truly believes this shit

hilarious either way

[Snapple]

None of it was 'fine' with me. I asked your officers that were still in touch with Vapo to come clean about you and Burt being involved with jacking his necro/SK account before he quit.

Did you know I probably put in 1-2 days worth of levelling on that SK to eventually farm reapers of the dead and you single-handedly fucked with an established trust and my access to something that involved hours of my play time because you douchebags put the blame on me when I went MIA?

I also only just found out about the RMT shit that your inner member was involved in that same weekend and kept my mouth shut because I had no personal beef with certain figureheads in your guild.

Fuck you guys are scumbags.

You are letting everquest negatively effect your mental well being. Chill the fuck out nerd.

[Tassador]

Drakar been one of the most heavily invested players of all time

[Pikrib]

the results are in

who is the winner pikrib

You're all losers but the correct answer was Farzo. Gratz to all those who answered correctly.

To all the dumbasses who answered incorrectly.. Better luck in my next poll maybe i'll make it multiple choice for ya so you don't look like an idiots. :)

http://i.imgur.com/1fkTIsz.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5d/6d/cb/5d6dcb8636451635b508ff86f4a8c09d.jpg

p.s. Good shit here ^^^


p.p.s Drakaris this link is for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

[Drakaris]

If you think Nizzar only RMT'd one green scale you are fucking retarded dude. I could care less how much he RMT'd everyone got what they wanted, but seriously don't be so naive.

You want to know why Nizzar got banned? Cause someone posted proof instead of threatening to do it for 6 months.

Oh you mean the SOLID PROOF that the head of staff currently has that said Empire figurehead paid $2500 for multiple accounts and that the gear that was originally on those characters were stripped down and sold / distributed for further RMT profit? (ie they are not on any accounts the guy actually owns or has access to).

That's 10x more dirt they ever had on Nizzar and that's not including all the RMTed AoNs...

[Eslade]

got prof?

[Drakaris]

got prof?

Sure as fuck do.

[LulzSect]

http://static.tumblr.com/2518fc45faa92d56019cd2e4c1810925/t7mnmc7/o5Xnk8yyq/tumblr_static_cvi1spph39k40c0kowg0c88w0.gif

[Coffee]

Oh you mean the SOLID PROOF that the head of staff currently has that said Empire figurehead paid $2500 for multiple accounts and that the gear that was originally on those characters were stripped down and sold / distributed for further RMT profit? (ie they are not on any accounts the guy actually owns or has access to).

That's 10x more dirt they ever had on Nizzar and that's not including all the RMTed AoNs...

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr06/12/1/enhanced-17836-1399872262-1.jpg

[Kergan]

Either your "proof" isn't good enough, or nobody cares. Either way it's time to move on from chain shitposting about it.

[LostCause]

dat event doe.

[Uuruk]

I got the TMO fqers rustled.

[Pikrib]

I got the TMO fqers rustled.

Your own guild voted for you. ;)

[Uuruk]

Your own guild voted for you. ;)

You mean the fay gate who's currently winning. Kek

[Eslade]

I don't understand. this isn't a who's the biggest fire giant, this is who was Colgate talking about. how does your own guild voting for you count as an insult?

[Smedy]

Dayum gasoline is on a roll here

[LulzSect]

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/thumb/9/98/Sweden.png/800px-Sweden.png

[Ragnaros]

It was a tough call between farzo and gasoline but the dealbreaker was that farzo knows hes trolling but gasoline is actually seriois

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/cMxRDMc.jpg

[Pikrib]

http://i.imgur.com/cMxRDMc.jpg

Can someone make a gasoline version of this?

[Coffee]

stop tryharding

[Eslade]

naw, can't steal his bit.

[LulzSect]

https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/91be685d6b7084dff29b448fa399921eae44957110463d0256 6ff54550c7b581_large

[Uuruk]

http://images.rapgenius.com/9521daba1dfe1b8b406d6f8f46fc01ed.382x283x179.gif