The Razing of Ak'Anon

[captnamazing]

Come forth all ye who have been spurned by gnomes. Let us ride in glory to the gates of Ak'Anon and call forth their false King. The grounds will tremble. Steam will blast from the mountains. We will claim the head of the Gnome King!!

This Friday at 8 PM EST, I will be leading an assault on Ak'Anon, aided by some loyal comrades of <Bregan D'Aerth>.

The injustice of gnomish kind knows no bounds. They have exiled me from their cities for a small incident in Solusek's Eye many years ago. They have stolen from me, kicked, bit, spat on me...

AND I AM NOT ALONE

Sharpen your weapons and laugh in the face of your factions as we slaughter gnomes left and right, marking the opening of Velious in a bath of BLOOD!

Forecast of PvP is high, depending on how many gnomish PCs show up to defend their town.

[Portasaurus]

WTB Gnome Meat

[Tasslehofp99]

haha im down!

[sacman08]

Any gnome punting planned?

[captnamazing]

Any gnome punting planned?

this is the definition of gnome punting

[captnamazing]

Since I can't edit my OP apparently (wtf rogean), we'll meat at Steamfont druid rings

[Destron]

Racism at it's finest.

[ryachart]

I hope to be there. I might be a little late. How late do you think this will go?

[Itap]

my mage pet will wreck all of akanon

[Susvain2]

!

i WILL BE DEFEND AKKANON WITH MY LIFE

[myriverse]

Gnomes are building Skynet and HAARP. Good for them.

[captnamazing]

I estimate this will last for 1 hr, 2 max

[Pringles]

reported for racism.

[Portasaurus]

reported for popping and then stopping

[DeadlyReza]

Since I can't edit my OP apparently (wtf rogean), we'll meat at Steamfont druid rings

Portasaurus I think you missed the amazing meat pun in this post, unlike you!

I'll bring my grandfather

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/43/9f/e4/439fe48d7008c58a62bd6d62009ec3e9.jpg

[sirelothar]

http://i.imgur.com/zy2UlP8.jpg

[Itap]

reported for popping and then stopping

i got some dwarf meat, you wanna buy?

[Portasaurus]

http://i.imgur.com/83nlnDK.jpg

[captnamazing]

just ate a nice porterhouse

[Evia]

This is just pure blasphemy! Defend the gnomes!

[captnamazing]

The Report

This is what you brought me??? seething

lord filbus my lord please forgive me

begone

FILBUS READS THE BLOODSTAINED REPORT

PICTURE OF KING AK'ANON
AKA
THE DEFOULER OF NATURE

http://i.imgur.com/h7In1oQ.png

King Ak'Anon has presided over his people for nearly five centuries, and not one year of his rule has yielded a hardship that can be compared to those of Norrath's other civilizations. Strife and war has been all but abolished, giving the gnomes of Ak'Anon room for creativity, research, and celebration - despite their religious persuasions.

This knowledge cost us a great deal of meat. Return with at least one hundred eightteen hams

love
Grumphilda


disgust. feeling cold, clammy. Mayor Gubbin won't like this.

This heathen abomination must suffer the wrath of war

FILBUS MARCHES INTO RIVERVALE AND BEGINS TO RALLY THE TROOPS

[Pint]

Turn akanon into a pvp zone and let us defend the gnomes and kick the shit out of these low lifes!

[Cecily]

People of Faydwyer! This is an assault on our homes be you small and foul smelling or fair and well bathed.
Take up arms and defend Ak'anon!

[Jimjam]

Those gnomes always making jokes about how tall us halflings are. It's like they don't realise they are the short ones and we are the proper height!

[Chanteur]

Oh, if GMs make Ak'Anon PVP fr this event!

Would be epic

[Afterburner]

This Friday at 8 PM EST, I will be leading an assault on Ak'Anon, aided by some loyal comrades of <Bregan D'Aerth>.

https://i.imgur.com/4XuzJ6e.gif

[Portasaurus]

yes

[captnamazing]

Prepare yourselves...

[captnamazing]

The people want to know:

why are YOU going to kill gnomes?

[Messie]

Unfortunately I can't make it tonight. Hunt well, Filbus and friends!

[Rivthis]

This will be so much fun, even more fun if it is flagged PvP at 8pm est.

[Jimjam]

You can flag PVP by handing in a book of discord to a priest of discord (available to the priest on request).

To unflag PVP walk in and out of an arena. Works using the Freeport arena, can't confirm for the others.

[Swish]

Turn akanon into a pvp zone and let us defend the gnomes and kick the shit out of these low lifes!

[captnamazing]

If there's a defense militia and Sirken(pras) won't come flag us, we'll have a moment of truth where everyone turns in books to the Ak'Anon PoD...

[captnamazing]

Via artist Lotharus

http://i.imgur.com/aB9dMHG.jpg

[sirelothar]

Ooops.. did I do that?

http://i.imgur.com/yKposAM.jpg

[captnamazing]

Ak'Anon has no idea what's coming for it.... GET HYPED TO KILL THE KING

[captnamazing]

THE TIME IS NOW!! PST TO FILBUS

[Sorn]

Eh...

[Cecily]

Best I could do solo. I tried, Ak'anon.

http://i.imgur.com/Q7EeCNO.png

[Rayzor84]

Best I could do solo. I tried, Ak'anon.

http://i.imgur.com/Q7EeCNO.png

What UI is giving u 15 spell slots?

[Cecily]

That's how it's always been w/ Duxa UI. Don't think the 15th slot actually works.

[Sorn]

I got footage! (http://www.twitch.tv/barddadian/v/9262882)