Prisoner of War "Naez" has been located and is being freed as we speak.

[MEGANS LAW]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The war monster known as "Tralina" captured our poor friend Naez approximately 2 years ago and has held him hostage inside her compound located in New Mexico. She also kept other prisoners there to use as laborers and slaves for her chickens and cats (one in particular is Sancho, a previous boyfriend and illegal immigrant).

While we're not certain about the events leading up to Naez's run to freedom and subsequent escape, we are aware that Blizzard may have of offered him a job, which spurred the escape attempt.

Tralina the War Monster's size has reached epic proportions in recent years by sucking the soul out of her captives Naez and Sancho, feeding her power and growth. It left both of these men broken and a shell of their former great selves.

Stay tuned for the latest updates regarding our good pal Naez and the War Monster Tralina as we continue to investigate.

Thank you.

[jibekn]

racist bigot

[MEGANS LAW]

We found exclusive picture of the War Monster Tralina!

STAY TUNED FOR MORE.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100618175258/villains/images/a/a1/8P0.8681409_49550_1.gif

[Madbad]

ur dumb

[Tradesonred]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The war monster known as "Tralina" captured our poor friend Naez approximately 2 years ago and has held him hostage inside her compound located in New Mexico. She also kept other prisoners there to use as laborers and slaves for her chickens and cats (one in particular is Sancho, a previous boyfriend and illegal immigrant).

While we're not certain about the events leading up to Naez's run to freedom and subsequent escape, we are aware that Blizzard may have of offered him a job, which spurred the escape attempt.

Tralina the War Monster's size has reached epic proportions in recent years by sucking the soul out of her captives Naez and Sancho, feeding her power and growth. It left both of these men broken and a shell of their former great selves.

Stay tuned for the latest updates regarding our good pal Naez and the War Monster Tralina as we continue to investigate.

Thank you.

http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/06/21/us/21website-web/21website-web-master675.jpg

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/bI6x8Rp.gif

[Doors]

I miss ol' naez.

[Snapple]

I hear this is a picture from a forced labor prison camp. May god have mercy on his overworked soul

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10996140_10204763455340959_1142345543435751655_n.j pg?oh=c690c0a09f62dcff1bf1318a6c1cc2c6&oe=56159086

[magician]

what a spiffy Home Depot worker. management written all over that dew

[MEGANS LAW]

Through extensive research and travel, my investigators found a picture of Naez prior to his imprisonment by the War Monster Tralina.

http://i.imgur.com/7d15YhJ.jpg

[Swish]

I heard he was making dog biscuits for that kickstarter business :(

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1585780

http://i.imgur.com/A4aExk2.jpg

[LulzSect]

http://www.thebodyisnotanapology.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tumblr_inline_mt8dyxLwqO1qkifb8.jpg

[deathpanel]

your all idiots. you guys play video games with him. guy spiraled hard andwas on the verge of IRL collapse, heroic tralina pulled him from the depths and breathed life into him.

as much of a hamhog as she might be, still better looking then anything anyone in aim chat can pull... and its fucked up, thats right even i think its fucked up. how much shit they had to deal with harassment wise.

[MEGANS LAW]

your all idiots. you guys play video games with him. guy spiraled hard andwas on the verge of IRL collapse, heroic tralina pulled him from the depths and breathed life into him.

as much of a hamhog as she might be, still better looking then anything anyone in aim chat can pull... and its fucked up, thats right even i think its fucked up. how much shit they had to deal with harassment wise.

War Monster Tralina stole Prince Naez's soul and has gotten powerful and large from it.

RUN FREE PRINCE NAEZ.

[Snapple]

your all idiots. you guys play video games with him. guy spiraled hard andwas on the verge of IRL collapse, heroic tralina pulled him from the depths and breathed life into him.

as much of a hamhog as she might be, still better looking then anything anyone in aim chat can pull... and its fucked up, thats right even i think its fucked up. how much shit they had to deal with harassment wise.

how was prison?

[Smedy]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The war monster known as "Tralina" captured our poor friend Naez approximately 2 years ago and has held him hostage inside her compound located in New Mexico. She also kept other prisoners there to use as laborers and slaves for her chickens and cats (one in particular is Sancho, a previous boyfriend and illegal immigrant).

While we're not certain about the events leading up to Naez's run to freedom and subsequent escape, we are aware that Blizzard may have of offered him a job, which spurred the escape attempt.

Tralina the War Monster's size has reached epic proportions in recent years by sucking the soul out of her captives Naez and Sancho, feeding her power and growth. It left both of these men broken and a shell of their former great selves.

Stay tuned for the latest updates regarding our good pal Naez and the War Monster Tralina as we continue to investigate.

Thank you.

i like this update, thank you mysterious snout man, may your investigations lead to great findings

[Casey VII]

where the gazette's ashes lay a phoenix of journalism rises in the form of oathbreaker the truthful

[Bazia]

Woman paying his bills

The dream

[hatelore]

I still want that dragoon look-alike revolver he nearly blew his head off with. May have been a colt dragoon but I doubt it. Either way it would look good in my collection right next to my ruger vaquero 45.

[LulzSect]

hide the pain hatelore cringe
http://i.imgur.com/am3qXZ1.jpg

[hatelore]

I cringe at your man titties and loss of hair, every single time you post. It's okay man, let's cringe together.




















Lawl

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/SmWwalq.jpg

[HarrisonDeliSlicer]

I am excite.

http://media.giphy.com/media/d0Fc95lqouLKg/giphy.gif

[Doors]

Da COACH.

[MEGANS LAW]

I am excite.

http://media.giphy.com/media/d0Fc95lqouLKg/giphy.gif

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DA COACH YOWL

[Eslade]

your all idiots. you guys play video games with him. guy spiraled hard andwas on the verge of IRL collapse, heroic tralina pulled him from the depths and breathed life into him.

as much of a hamhog as she might be, still better looking then anything anyone in aim chat can pull... and its fucked up, thats right even i think its fucked up. how much shit they had to deal with harassment wise.

Naw, that ain't true and you know it.

[Kergan]

So I couldn't sleep, got up and decided to browse the internet a bit hoping to get tired again and go back to bed. I am fairly certain that I am having a really fucked up dream and somehow conjured up this thread in my subconscious but I'm posting here on the off chance this is real. That way I can wake up for work tomorrow and check.

[Smedy]

I heard he was making dog biscuits for that kickstarter business :(

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1585780

http://i.imgur.com/A4aExk2.jpg

this shit so classic, this is an inverstigation i can stand behind

[Pikrib]

I hear this is a picture from a forced labor prison camp. May god have mercy on his overworked soul

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10996140_10204763455340959_1142345543435751655_n.j pg?oh=c690c0a09f62dcff1bf1318a6c1cc2c6&oe=56159086

I wonder if those wood chips are being used to make organic dog food. :)

[Tradesonred]

Event suggestion: clean up the forums

[Tradesonred]

People sperging up forums is my lowest priority.

[Eslade]

shut up fgt

[MEGANS LAW]

Event suggestion: clean up the forums

event suggestion: ban ecoli

[TarukShmaruk]

LOL @ the scammery stuff - can anyone give me a cliff notes version as to what happened w/ all that?

[Coffee]

LOL @ the scammery stuff - can anyone give me a cliff notes version as to what happened w/ all that?

Dog treats never lasted long enough to get sold.

[Tradesonred]

I hear this is a picture from a forced labor prison camp. May god have mercy on his overworked soul

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10996140_10204763455340959_1142345543435751655_n.j pg?oh=c690c0a09f62dcff1bf1318a6c1cc2c6&oe=56159086

I hope those shoes are mandatory dress code

[Snapple]

Dog treats never lasted long enough to get sold.

"dog" treats aka shanna snacks

[Kergan]

So I couldn't sleep, got up and decided to browse the internet a bit hoping to get tired again and go back to bed. I am fairly certain that I am having a really fucked up dream and somehow conjured up this thread in my subconscious but I'm posting here on the off chance this is real. That way I can wake up for work tomorrow and check.

Guess it was real.

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/t9zEWlt.jpg

[Troof]

p obvious that op is totally gay (and has been) for Naez, linking this in cringe thread.

[Casey VII]

http://i.imgur.com/t9zEWlt.jpg

SNORLAX

[LulzSect]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lji8q1Q6NX1qdh4bm.gif

[Coffee]

http://i.imgur.com/YoYdwbp.gif