So I Got Dumped Today

[Uuruk]

Apparently, her boyfriend found out our 8 month long thrice weekly meetups and when pressured into making a choice threw me under the boss and blocked my phone number.

Never even got a chance to say goodbye.

I knew what I was getting into and it's not a huge loss emotionally but I wouldn't of been adverse to dating her seriously. She said she was going to break up with him when she graduated college this year and move into my house but I guess that's not happening.

Since I'm on antibiotics and high end pain killers right now I can't drink and my friends are being a little too supportive blowing the entire thing out of proportion I figured I'd post here and milk some pity/anonymous internet forum abuse.


I hope her boyfriend doesn't find out that she still has a set of keys to my place and comes in and kills me, a trip to home depot seems in order.

http://i.imgur.com/SAd2EIU.jpg

[Sriracha]

im suing the police dept for six figures and it looks like im winning.

good luck wit ur old pussy

[Casey VII]

i hope my dad doesn't find out about my ghost dad

[LulzSect]

sorry buddy

at least you didn't get her knocked up

[Vanquisher]

pity reply

cy@ nerd

[Ragnaros]

later nerd

[Uuruk]

pity reply

cy@ nerd

Apparently wasn't into the black thing anymore. Just sucks she waited 8 months to figure that out.

[Buhbuh]

i hope my dad doesn't find out about my ghost dad

he just did

[ducktv]

pity reply

[Whoa2323]

Was pretty sure I had seen this before:

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?118318-So-I-got-dumped-today&p=1071239&viewfull=1

Resurrecting the dead?

[Uuruk]

Was pretty sure I had seen this before:

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?118318-So-I-got-dumped-today&p=1071239&viewfull=1

Resurrecting the dead?

Kek

[Sriracha]

Apparently wasn't into the black thing anymore. Just sucks she waited 8 months to figure that out.

are you and vazghoul going to come dab some wax in the suburbs

[Uuruk]

are you and vazghoul going to come dab some wax in the suburbs

Wonder how that dudes doing

[Ragnaros]

uuruk I can be your new better half
pm me

[Uuruk]

uuruk I can be your new better half
pm me

Jungle fever?

[Colgate]

knew i had read/laughed at this a while back

didn't realize it was tiggles though

[Ragnaros]

Jungle fever?

we can work out the details

[Madbad]

we can work out the details

pretty sure selling your ass for pixels is RMT

[Ragnaros]

pretty sure selling your ass for pixels is RMT

good thing theres no receipts with buttsecks

[Agatha]

good thing theres no receipts with buttsecks

extremely relevant lol. /chortle

[Tassador]

you prob got dumped due to everquest if not the bitch was crazy anyways. good luck bro you will do better.

[Xaanka]

Apparently, her boyfriend found out our 8 month long thrice weekly meetups and when pressured into making a choice threw me under the boss and blocked my phone number.

Never even got a chance to say goodbye.

I knew what I was getting into and it's not a huge loss emotionally but I wouldn't of been adverse to dating her seriously. She said she was going to break up with him when she graduated college this year and move into my house but I guess that's not happening.

Since I'm on antibiotics and high end pain killers right now I can't drink and my friends are being a little too supportive blowing the entire thing out of proportion I figured I'd post here and milk some pity/anonymous internet forum abuse.


I hope her boyfriend doesn't find out that she still has a set of keys to my place and comes in and kills me, a trip to home depot seems in order.

http://i.imgur.com/SAd2EIU.jpg

nope didn't read this

[Farzo]

Lol an ex-friend/work colleague had this GF for 7 odds years and thought he was the bomb and totally was in control of her. He'd tell everyone that he had figured out how to lie to her and manipulate her.

We all knew different...and its funny how the person closes to them find out last.

Long story short he thought he was this "bad-boy" and went to Thailand and fucked some prostitutes and ranted about it to pals on Facebook in private messages; she read em one day and broke up with him and told that she was concurrently banging a dude from her college, a dude down in another state she'd visit every other month and had banged dudes all thru out their relationship.

I in my life have never seen a dude be melted so hard. Guy was a shell of himself for at least a year after.

Morale of the story I guess is girls who are in relationships and banging behind back arent a good sort anyhow.

[Farzo]

He went real weird after it and started trying 2 crack on to other dudes gfs behind their backs and talk shit about them.

Guy ended up losing 95% of his friends.

MELTED¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bardalicious]

Guy ended up losing 95% of his friends

Is that why you're on everquest 12 hours a day now?

[dontbanpls]

didn't read thread but wanted to add that i feel that girl is a 5 at best

[Tapatio]

are you and vazghoul going to come dab some wax in the suburbs

http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/5026963+_69ea1e21f63c97304ba0115f7a968091.jpg

[Xaanka]

didn't read thread but wanted to add that i feel that girl is a 5 at best

hair game lookin like Roots

[Xaanka]

Lol an ex-friend/work colleague had this GF for 7 odds years and thought he was the bomb and totally was in control of her. He'd tell everyone that he had figured out how to lie to her and manipulate her.

We all knew different...and its funny how the person closes to them find out last.

Long story short he thought he was this "bad-boy" and went to Thailand and fucked some prostitutes and ranted about it to pals on Facebook in private messages; she read em one day and broke up with him and told that she was concurrently banging a dude from her college, a dude down in another state she'd visit every other month and had banged dudes all thru out their relationship.

I in my life have never seen a dude be melted so hard. Guy was a shell of himself for at least a year after.

Morale of the story I guess is girls who are in relationships and banging behind back arent a good sort anyhow.

:cool: postin this for a friend :cool:

[georgie]

look at the sausage fingers on that sig wtf are those snails

[Efwan]

pretty sure selling your ass for pixels is RMT

On the contrary it was confirmed on blue that nudes for pixels is not considered RMT so I would assume this falls under that.

[Farzo]

On the contrary it was confirmed on blue that nudes for pixels is not considered RMT so I would assume this falls under that.

Please tell me that this is just a running joke.

[georgie]

Please tell me that this is just a running joke.

ask fandango why he posted his micro penis

[Sirban]

Post pix homie. Bless the elf sim

[Pikrib]

Apparently, her boyfriend found out our 8 month long thrice weekly meetups and when pressured into making a choice threw me under the boss and blocked my phone number.

Never even got a chance to say goodbye.

I knew what I was getting into and it's not a huge loss emotionally but I wouldn't of been adverse to dating her seriously. She said she was going to break up with him when she graduated college this year and move into my house but I guess that's not happening.

Since I'm on antibiotics and high end pain killers right now I can't drink and my friends are being a little too supportive blowing the entire thing out of proportion I figured I'd post here and milk some pity/anonymous internet forum abuse.


I hope her boyfriend doesn't find out that she still has a set of keys to my place and comes in and kills me, a trip to home depot seems in order.

http://i.imgur.com/SAd2EIU.jpg

Now you can have more time for EQ, and more time to shit up the forums.

[Colgate]

the amount of heads this thread went over makes me sad

jesus

[LulzSect]

Oman I forgot a thread from 2013

YikeS

[iruinedyourday]

the amount of heads this thread went over makes me sad

jesus

[Drakaris]

This thread reeks of Empire desperation...I amazes me how far you guys go with your subtle personal attacks...

[Tassador]

This thread reeks of Empire desperation...I amazes me how far you guys go with your subtle personal attacks...

Wow expressed yourself in two sentences I guess no energy drinks yet.

[Samsung]

good thing theres no receipts with buttsecks

Lol

[Colgate]

Oman I forgot a thread from 2013

YikeS

some1 lanked the original thread on like page 2

[LulzSect]

Herp

[karsten]

Lol an ex-friend/work colleague had this GF for 7 odds years and thought he was the bomb and totally was in control of her. He'd tell everyone that he had figured out how to lie to her and manipulate her.

We all knew different...and its funny how the person closes to them find out last.

Long story short he thought he was this "bad-boy" and went to Thailand and fucked some prostitutes and ranted about it to pals on Facebook in private messages; she read em one day and broke up with him and told that she was concurrently banging a dude from her college, a dude down in another state she'd visit every other month and had banged dudes all thru out their relationship.

I in my life have never seen a dude be melted so hard. Guy was a shell of himself for at least a year after.

Morale of the story I guess is girls who are in relationships and banging behind back arent a good sort anyhow.

you got trolled and then told a story that nobody cares about

they say his brain was rotted by roos

[karsten]

the amount of heads this thread went over makes me sad

jesus

yawp

[Milton]

other dude probably bigger, its a tough life

[Coffee]

Calm down