I don't have a lot of success with women...

[watbab]

...but you guys seem to do alright.

Got any tips?

[hatelore]

Tell them you are good at Everquest and play on red 1999. Makes it wet err time~

[Mr Popo]

Need more information to provide helpful advice. If you are into poor fat women then you don't need much advice but to ask them if they want to ****. If you are young or old you have to understand girls of diff ages generally look for different things. Younger girls like badboys who will piss their dad off because they are rebelling from their Oedipus complex. Older women are generally looking for potential security of their offspring, so they are attracted to men who look secure, brush their teeth and shit. Another thing is you gotta understand that diff women are into diff types of guys which is why they like the spice girls boy bands and shit like that. If you go after a girl thats into a different uniform guy you are basically wasting your time.

[Farzo]

Offer a PL for sex, and if that doesnt work throw a fungi in 4 free.

[Farzo]

Need more information to provide helpful advice. If you are into poor fat women then you don't need much advice but to ask them if they want to ****. If you are young or old you have to understand girls of diff ages generally look for different things. Younger girls like badboys who will piss their dad off because they are rebelling from their Oedipus complex. Older women are generally looking for potential security of their offspring, so they are attracted to men who look secure, brush their teeth and shit. Another thing is you gotta understand that diff women are into diff types of guys which is why they like the spice girls boy bands and shit like that. If you go after a girl thats into a different uniform guy you are basically wasting your time.

And there's actually a lot of truth 2 this.

[Bazia]

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

[rollin5k]

Tell them you sit directly on your sweaty nut sack for literally twelve+ hours at a time in pursuit of 10 year old fictional glory instead of looking for actual human currency and friendships

[bubur]

are you white?

come to indonesia and sit in open location/breath

[Naxy]

Tell them you sit directly on your sweaty nut sack for literally twelve+ hours at a time in pursuit of 10 year old fictional glory instead of looking for actual human currency and friendships

It is important to get the order right.

1) attract partner
2) ensure stable relationship
3) earn money
4) send partners to family for family weekend
5) go hog wild in Kurn's

[Farzo]

It is important to get the order right.

1) attract partner
2) ensure stable relationship
3) earn money
4) send partners to family for family weekend
5) go hog wild in Kurn's

Good plan, eq is a long game after all.

[Swish]

are you white?

come to indonesia and sit in open location/breath

and get the hiv

[Naxy]

and get the hiv

There is twice as much HIV per capita in the adult population in North America compared to South and South East Asia [1]. And 20% more in North America compared to Indonesia, if we only look at that. [2].

[1] http://www.avert.org/worldwide-hiv-aids-statistics.htm
[2] http://www.unaids.org/en/regionscountries/countries/indonesia

[PhelanKA]

There is twice as much HIV per capita in the adult population in North America compared to South and South East Asia [1]. And 20% more in North America compared to Indonesia, if we only look at that. [2].

[1] http://www.avert.org/worldwide-hiv-aids-statistics.htm
[2] http://www.unaids.org/en/regionscountries/countries/indonesia

Plus with all the retrovirals they got today HIV is pretty much just an annoyance rather than a death sentence.

[Recycled Children]

Single moms are your answer.

[Tassador]

With the way most of you act your going to need to find a lesbian because most women don't want little bitches that tattle tale in a video game.

[Systolic]

1) job making more than min wage
2) shower
3) rmt your pixels and get a decent wardrobe
4) dont talk about your pixels
5) 1 hour of gym 3 times a week
6) cut out the pizza and mountain dew
7) get girl
8) keep girl around for 3 months and have her commit to you
9) forget about 1-6
10) profit

[Auchae]

Guess it depends on what successful with women means to you, but a good start if you can't talk to the opposite sex very well (my assumption, sorry) is to go to the bar and build confidence by approaching and talking to them. Might feel awkward, but you have to start somewhere. If you get nervous at the thought of just talking to women, you aren't going to be successful with them in any sense of the word. Eventually you will pick one up or get a number. Don't worry about the ones that come off as weirded out or put off by a random person trying to talk to them; 99% of the time you won't ever see that bitch again anyway.

[Tassador]

1) job making more than min wage
2) shower
3) rmt your pixels and get a decent wardrobe
4) dont talk about your pixels
5) 1 hour of gym 3 times a week
6) cut out the pizza and mountain dew
7) get girl
8) keep girl around for 3 months and have her commit to you
9) forget about 1-6
10) profit

Lol this was pretty funny

[Slathar]

buy a body pillow and call it your wife. put lipstick on it.

[Pumped]

first you get the pixels, then you get the power, then you get the woman

[Madbad]

first you get pixels, then you get fat, then you get old

[Xarden]

sounds kinda manipulative

[Pumped]

There is twice as much HIV per capita in the adult population in North America compared to South and South East Asia [1]. And 20% more in North America compared to Indonesia, if we only look at that. [2].

[1] http://www.avert.org/worldwide-hiv-aids-statistics.htm
[2] http://www.unaids.org/en/regionscountries/countries/indonesia

only because we test for it and live in houses and get medical care.

[Pumped]

Single moms are your answer.

This guy gets it :)

[Genedin]

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

nice

[Troof]

If you're fat, you better be funny. If not, fuck it, just jump.

[Casey VII]

1. fill a pillow case completely with ramen noodles, cover the outside if you can

2. boil it

3. dry it out again completely

4. buy it some nice clothes from lane Bryant

5. blacks

[iiNGloriouS]

...but you guys seem to do alright.

Got any tips?

I just tell then I was once a BiS bard tip toein' in my jawwwwdinz and panties start droppin.

[Tameth]

1. fill a pillow case completely with ramen noodles, cover the outside if you can

2. boil it

3. dry it out again completely

4. buy it some nice clothes from lane Bryant

5. blacks

lol wtf!

[Genedin]

I would literally just get drunk and say the stupidest shit I could think of to random girls at the college bars. Worked amazingly well.

Also...

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive.

[hammbone]

Self confidence is the most attractive quality... don't be a smelly and do some upkeep. Work on conversational skills, be humorous, and never pay for everything.

[Farzo]

Self confidence is the most attractive quality... don't be a smelly and do some upkeep. Work on conversational skills, be humorous, and never pay for everything.

yaw and yaw

and also depends on the type of women.

[Farzo]

sum girls luv beards and hair backs; vrs it's hip 2 be borderline gay these days with the young women

[Farzo]

hairy*


3x rage POST

[daasgoot]

ignore them, act more interested in their friend.

profit

[Slathar]

Self confidence is the most attractive quality... don't be a smelly and do some upkeep. Work on conversational skills, be humorous, and never pay for everything.

shut up

[Fame]

ignore them, act more interested in their friend.

profit

LOL

nothin as good as starting at some bitch's friend's titties

[fiegi 8.0]

join the club

[Slathar]

i have no interest in forming relationships or having friends

[Tameth]

http://i.imgur.com/UQG7rNL.png

[Farzo]

http://i.imgur.com/UQG7rNL.png

lol gud 1

[Mr Popo]

Confidence and conversation good too.

Stare at another girls tits is a bad one. The girl wants to see you flirt with other girls, wait a bit, then come flirt with her... then its a mystery if you really like her or were just flirting like with the other girl. Helps is the first girl was good looking but mostly she wants others to see her getting (the) attention (she deserves in her mind).

Then when she comes back flirt a little more, pull her to the side, tell her you liked her the most all along, how you are feeling inside, and how powerless you are against her.

A lot of the trick is to not be the first to look at her. Girls all into mind games so you need to act like you have fucked better even if you haven't. Also never volunteer a bunch of information about yourself which is hard to do if you going to have a nice convo and be funny, but mostly you should just deflect and bullshit without talking about job school family or any boring shit at all.

Then when you get her alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvRlgDnbh_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMfiJQVfiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHgUQqiWDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf-WQrB6EUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDxSXvL9ZFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4osLA9fuWc

[Fame]

Confidence and conversation good too.

Stare at another girls tits is a bad one. The girl wants to see you flirt with other girls, wait a bit, then come flirt with her... then its a mystery if you really like her or were just flirting like with the other girl. Helps is the first girl was good looking but mostly she wants others to see her getting (the) attention (she deserves in her mind).

Then when she comes back flirt a little more, pull her to the side, tell her you liked her the most all along, how you are feeling inside, and how powerless you are against her.

A lot of the trick is to not be the first to look at her. Girls all into mind games so you need to act like you have fucked better even if you haven't. Also never volunteer a bunch of information about yourself which is hard to do if you going to have a nice convo and be funny, but mostly you should just deflect and bullshit without talking about job school family or any boring shit at all.

Then when you get her alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvRlgDnbh_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMfiJQVfiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHgUQqiWDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf-WQrB6EUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDxSXvL9ZFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4osLA9fuWc

YiKes

[Slathar]

i get a pizza with the hot dog crust and then i out on my cleanest pair of sweatpants and slick my greasy hair back like the wolf of wallstreet

[Xaanka]

buy a body pillow and call it your wife. put lipstick on it.

i can offer some advice

http://i.imgur.com/wGTl8MP.jpg

[nilzark]

Two types of women out there: those who love getting their hair pulled from behind and Hillary Clinton.

[iruinedyourday]

Confidence and conversation good too.

Stare at another girls tits is a bad one. The girl wants to see you flirt with other girls, wait a bit, then come flirt with her... then its a mystery if you really like her or were just flirting like with the other girl. Helps is the first girl was good looking but mostly she wants others to see her getting (the) attention (she deserves in her mind).

Then when she comes back flirt a little more, pull her to the side, tell her you liked her the most all along, how you are feeling inside, and how powerless you are against her.

A lot of the trick is to not be the first to look at her. Girls all into mind games so you need to act like you have fucked better even if you haven't. Also never volunteer a bunch of information about yourself which is hard to do if you going to have a nice convo and be funny, but mostly you should just deflect and bullshit without talking about job school family or any boring shit at all.

Then when you get her alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvRlgDnbh_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMfiJQVfiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHgUQqiWDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf-WQrB6EUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDxSXvL9ZFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4osLA9fuWc

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lJ3qj98u4q0/hqdefault.jpg

[Genedin]

It's funny tho cause as creepy as it is mr popo is right if you want to take the scummy tactic.

[LoliPops]

NSFW
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1436843886571.webm

[Genedin]

Sure as fuck not downloading whatever that is.

[phacemeltar]

read this: http://www.conspirazzi.com/e-books/game-strauss.pdf


im sorry in advance

[Kuzzik]

http://itsalwayssunny.wikia.com/wiki/The_D.E.N.N.I.S._System

[Ruinous]

read this: http://www.conspirazzi.com/e-books/game-strauss.pdf


im sorry in advance

good read. link is broke tho and I think the CIA might raid my house for visiting that site.

[phacemeltar]

good read. link is broke tho and I think the CIA might raid my house for visiting that site.

the book is called "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists" by Neil Strauss

its a great book, and theres a glossary of terms in the back. use google, theres thousands of copies online if u dont want to buy it.

[Ruinous]

the book is called "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists" by Neil Strauss

its a great book, and theres a glossary of terms in the back. use google, theres thousands of copies online if u dont want to buy it.

I've read it. Official PUA now. ;)

[Ruinous]

https://docs.google.com/file/d/16fTPlIF0pgJF7DJc0CnOMamqBtb6GFSqWf7GbGKqZfqIRdqII _mRYTGM4bLQ/preview - working link

[Eslade]

entire thread is cringe worthy.

[Ruinous]

entire thread is cringe worthy.

Yet you read it all and decided to post in it.

Thanks for your noteworthy contribution!

[Eslade]

read first and last pages, assuming that the rest is just as bad.

[Ruinous]

Thanks for your noteworthy contribution!

[Eslade]

mad ^

[Ruinous]

Brimming with anger! :mad: