the adventures of porting fandango

[karsten]

so fandango has an alt named micha, whom i mistook for one of the old school vztz guys, so I was like "yeah i'll port you, where you at?"

so, being the helpful gentleman that fandango is, he told me:

http://i.imgur.com/GAmsWH9.jpg

i was a bit confused. (told you guys I was paraphrasing the ";;;".) luckily, he dispelled my idea that this was my cool guy buddy from vztz:

http://i.imgur.com/xS8xtEl.jpg

so i was like eh well since I already said i'd do it, i'll do it!

http://i.imgur.com/VcE7VRw.jpg

fandango was understandably upset -- if I had downs and someone called me a retard i'd be mad too!

http://i.imgur.com/SGrJl9g.jpg

so, i talked to him for a while and i still couldn't understand what he was saying! I was at a loss for words. It seemed like his mind was like, you know, working in theory, but slowly getting blended out? like, from one corner of the brain, sort of like how you'll put a fork in spaghetti and you'll only have one noodle, but if you keep twirling you'll eventually have the whole bowl on your fork?

http://i.imgur.com/i073DgS.jpg

he explained what he was talking about. Finally, I understood: spaghetti.

http://i.imgur.com/AwfNcdk.jpg

I didn't know what to say at this point. Like, how do you have a conversation with a pillow? I figured being direct was the best and most respectful approach:

http://i.imgur.com/W8vhR9C.jpg

he got that I was upset. fair enough. I had already ported him at this point so he decided to go for the fucking juggular:

http://i.imgur.com/FvGQy7y.jpg

unfortunately, i remained mostly confused.

http://i.imgur.com/U5O7CWt.jpg

well, that's my cautionary tale. There aren't any *** in a dick tree in this story, but I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless.

[Drakaris]

Lol sounds like he thought u were in ts with him. Drugs do that to people with already a fairly low iq.

Good to see Empire members are also bashing each other outside of TS and letting 3rd parties know about their internal frustrations.

[Vanquisher]

the guy does more drugs than me, big heroin addict, the more you know heh

[Susvain2]

thx for the port kid

[karsten]

you're we;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lc;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;moe

[Susvain2]

lol. sometims people who been playin eq for days straight fall asleep at their keyboard and hold a button down

deal wit it

[Slathar]

aka the nods

[iruinedyourday]

Fandango is a patriot and a saint

[Farzo]

Luv me a bit of fanny, he once threatened to put me on ignore coz I wouldn't help him while I was CR myself.

<3

[Tiggles]

aka the nods

ROFL

Leave fandango alone!

[LostCause]

naw don't think i ever passed out at comp unless i was on herion noding out.

[Mr Popo]

http://i.imgur.com/5Td0stQ.gif

[karsten]

http://i.imgur.com/5Td0stQ.gif

holy shit

[minakto]

Fandango valued member of Empire. Drugs make him strong.

[Casey VII]

https://dg6xfr3y1xvv2.cloudfront.net/pugs-not-drugs-bag-blue-v2-52a4c98bd9665-1140.jpg

[Drakaris]

And this my friends, is why I let my wife participate in Nihilum TS on more than one occasion, but would never let any members of my family talk on Empire TS.

Empire toxic den of pixel fiends and drug addicts. Keep clear.

[LoliPops]

http://geeknativecom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/everquest-sex.jpg

[Drakaris]

http://geeknativecom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/everquest-sex.jpg

Naw.

All mine.

[Champion_Standing]

http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2015/02/Bored-Boring-Dr.-Steve-Brule-Nap-Nod-Off-Nodding-Off-Sleep-Sleepy-Tired-Zzz.gif

[PhelanKA]

http://geeknativecom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/everquest-sex.jpg

Gat damn bitch burned me with the fungi. Now I gotta take dat cilllin.

[Mr Popo]

Haha oh wow

https://www.google.com/maps/place/13345+Copper+Ridge+Rd,+Germantown,+MD+20874/@39.155248,-77.28287,17z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x89b62dd437537db3:0xaa1b4faaccc01 79b

[magician]

And this my friends, is why I let my wife participate in Nihilum TS on more than one occasion, but would never let any members of my family talk on Empire TS.

Empire toxic den of pixel fiends and drug addicts. Keep clear.

you play with agatha.

[contemptor]

lol. sometims people who been playin eq for days straight fall asleep at their keyboard and hold a button down

deal wit it
Well, you may not have your life together, but you can sure press your attack and backstab buttons. Pras.

[Drakaris]

you play with agatha.

Pills for pixels @ Empire anyone?

[Xaanka]

http://i.imgur.com/O6i4FxQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/O6i4FxQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/O6i4FxQ.jpg

[Susvain2]

IM WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY UP I FEEL BLESS

[Uuruk]

IM WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY UP I FEEL BLESS

[Sirban]

http://i.imgur.com/5Td0stQ.gif

ROFL

[Drakaris]

http://i.imgur.com/5Td0stQ.gif

Best gif ever. Chortled.

[Pumped]

lol. sometims people who been playin eq for days straight fall asleep at their keyboard and hold a button down

deal wit it

are there no jobs in australia available?

[Videri]

Not too sure what's going on here, but I think these are some instant classics.

...like, from one corner of the brain, sort of like how you'll put a fork in spaghetti and you'll only have one noodle, but if you keep twirling you'll eventually have the whole bowl on your fork?
...
he explained what he was talking about. Finally, I understood: spaghetti.

Like, how do you have a conversation with a pillow?

Great line.

http://i.imgur.com/5Td0stQ.gif

hahahahahahahahahaha

[Drakaris]

UPDATE: Danak (Stasis) was ported to Karana a couple days ago... LOLOLOLOLOLOL

He was berging out to everyone that WASN'T involved threatening bans :)

[karsten]

that has nothing to do with fandango being ported to a normal place like a normal person despite being a heroinbro


no roobrain rot allowed in my threads, and i mean that for both current roorot factions

[Genedin]

Well written and funny. Good job OP

[karsten]

thank you!

[Sosa_Chamberlain]

UPDATE: Danak (Stasis) was ported to Karana a couple days ago... LOLOLOLOLOLOL

He was berging out to everyone that WASN'T involved threatening bans :)

http://www.picgifs.com/reaction-gifs/reaction-gifs/wtf/wtf062.gif

[Buhbuh]

hearty chortles

he sometimes talks like that in TS too, just rambling away

drakar, relax

laugh a little?

every post you make has the same agenda

[karsten]

ya, agreed


this whole forum has too much roobrain rot


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[iiNGloriouS]

ya, agreed


this whole forum has too much roobrain rot


;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; mmm

Pras Box of Abu-Karsten.

[karsten]

wherer;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;dm

[Snapple]

UPDATE: Danak (Stasis) was ported to Karana a couple days ago... LOLOLOLOLOLOL

He was berging out to everyone that WASN'T involved threatening bans :)

retard

[oricalum]

Lol, Fandango is my homie, no doubt. But this is def a 10 star thread. Lol. Laugh everytime I read it.

[karsten]

good ol' fand;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;ango :D:D:D

I was in solb on my cleric and saw two empire bros chilling out for tranix, so I dispelled Noni's pet and he rooted it to save himself, that's just being a cool enchanterbro

well, he rooted it onto his cleric on accident

I was going back and forth with Noni for like, a while. He ended up dying and the pet went straight for his cleric, some random dude named Tails

turns out tails is everyone's old pal Fandango!

Fandango died because he was afk -- draw your own conclusions as to why! :)

anyways long story short I killed him again and he decided that the best way to avenge his death is yell at me while naked. This is the correct decision when playing online video games, as we all know! I approved! I even helped him remember one of the best rules of the internet:

http://i.imgur.com/ALFqJE1.jpg

also, he had made a mistake in his spelling, so I helpfully corrected him. Everyone knows that your = you're! (your welcome!)

well, he didn't appreciate my help i don't think. He was still so mad about his untimely death to the EVIL giants in solb and the EVIL shadowknight Noah (dat's me) that he accused me of boxing. This is understandable from Fandango's perspective. If I didn't have any friends, i wouldn't be able to fathom anyone helping me either! This next little screencap makes it particularly funny :)

http://i.imgur.com/7jB74xj.jpg

anyways, I hope you folks enjoyed my update about the adventures of Fandango.

:D:D:D

[Koota]

this is a GREAT thread


http://usercontent1.hubimg.com/10347516_f520.jpg

[Coffee]

fandAONgo

[Colgate]

tails is/was a different person

as far as i know, i've never seen nor heard of fandango playing that character

[wts]

Agatha's web site is no joke.

[karsten]

tails is/was a different person

as far as i know, i've never seen nor heard of fandango playing that character

dat's inter;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;e sting!

[Efwan]

bu;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;mp for good thead

[fandAONgo]

good thread but im not tails lol

i think thats someone from Azrael........brickhouse?

[iruinedyourday]

I love how fandango will never, ever, ever, come to a point where people wont stop falling for his schemes.

love this kid

[miraclegrow2]

i kinda feel bad for him, he is pathetic

[Knuckle]

Karsten, your eloquence brings me back to VZTZ forum days, when my raging keyboard mashing was softened by your light hearted antics. I've got a Tranquil Staff with your name on it in Salty's database somewhere.

[derpcake]

thread went to shit after ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

so , ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

must be gud stuff

[derpcake]

eloquence

onerous (tm nineveh)

[Sirban]

!

[Xaanka]

good thread

[syztem]

'the nods' nothing better then noddin rly.

[karsten]

ramdom

ramdom

ramdom

ramdom



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[Samsung]

Drugs hehehe

[billyinorganic]

the guy does more drugs than me, big heroin addict, the more you know heh

http://coreserver.net/images/agatha.gif