View Full Version : #justemployedelfpalthings
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 11:00 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznzp3jXce1row5z0o1_500.gif
Genedin
07-01-2015, 11:04 AM
i hate working at a desk in an office. slowly killing me inside.
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 11:08 AM
doin it wrong then friend
http://i.imgur.com/OSafIDY.jpg
Champion_Standing
07-01-2015, 11:14 AM
You do seem like the kind of guy that would put a dragon figurine on your monitor like that. How many action figures are out of camera shot?
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 11:17 AM
1 - 2 dork doodads really tie up the office space nicely.
Samoht
07-01-2015, 11:20 AM
1 - 2 dork doodads really tie up the office space nicely.
lol, that's not an office. that's a built in desk at in a low class apartment. section 8?
Champion_Standing
07-01-2015, 11:20 AM
I bet you got a really cool lunch box tho
Cheesypoof
07-01-2015, 11:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/rfzTQaf.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/03da876c9aa096413201090db6b014e0/tumblr_mmlqs773VH1qa178vo8_1280.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d6/47/8e/d6478e58a0f0c688537fd4e0519e42c0.jpg
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 11:25 AM
Section 8? Man I wish. Manhattan has the best projects!
Lunchbox's are for construction workers. I either go out for lunch or if I'm really feeling responsible; walk over to Fairway and stock my office fridge for the week.
/shrug
my office
http://i.imgur.com/DDHtam5.jpg
http://imgur.com/DDHtam5
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 11:28 AM
A real man's job indeed. Kudos.
Pikrib
07-01-2015, 11:32 AM
doin it wrong then friend
http://i.imgur.com/OSafIDY.jpg
It does kinda look funny. Your desk has a back splash and no holes for the cords. It's like you are working in a bathroom or on a storage shelf.
Syft-X
07-01-2015, 11:33 AM
I love how bad ingame player's think talking about how great they have it in real life will impress me.
It took under 20 seconds for me to kneel over your corpse, what can you say that will impress me as I'm kneeling over you?
Samoht
07-01-2015, 11:34 AM
Section 8? Man I wish. Manhattan has the best projects!
Lunchbox's are for construction workers. I either go out for lunch or if I'm really feeling responsible; walk over to Fairway and stock my office fridge for the week.
/shrug
by office fridge, you mean the minifridge in your 0/1 efficiency apartment, right? quit calling it an office. it's still an apartment even though you can't afford a real bedroom.
Champion_Standing
07-01-2015, 11:34 AM
Bro that's a fuckin Manhattan corner office.
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 11:48 AM
Admittedly, I've had nicer corner offices in the past. :p
http://i.imgur.com/4sDrYeh.jpg
Recycled Children
07-01-2015, 11:52 AM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/CheHigh.jpg
Viva la corner office.
Tapatio
07-01-2015, 11:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/gGClkiy.jpg
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 11:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/rtls2w3.gif
Syft-X
07-01-2015, 11:58 AM
Who cares about his real life I know I don't. All I care about is the 80 times I've knelt over him here. Is this is a real life forum NO! get some friends in the real world who will give a shit about you, here all I want to talk about is what happens ingame because.. I'm on the forums of 16 year old sim, fucking losers.
Tapatio
07-01-2015, 12:00 PM
Who cares about his real life I know I don't. All I care about is the 80 times I've knelt over him here. Is this is a real life forum NO! get some friends in the real world who will give a shit about you, here all I want to talk about is what happens ingame because.. I'm on the forums of 16 year old sim, fucking losers.
https://24.media.tumblr.com/cc947e90a29bea891b9f243767f104d2/tumblr_mpvik7WY3f1s2cq9po1_500.gif
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 12:02 PM
http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/763/721220491_949352.gif
Syft-X
07-01-2015, 12:02 PM
https://24.media.tumblr.com/cc947e90a29bea891b9f243767f104d2/tumblr_mpvik7WY3f1s2cq9po1_500.gif
Nah just don't have to resort to RL attacks because if I saw you ingame Retti I'd squash you like the bug you are. Do I make more money than you in real life as well of course but I have friends to talk about my RL shit with, work on it.
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 12:02 PM
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1376/52/1376526667647.jpg
Syft-X
07-01-2015, 12:07 PM
Like that guy^ killed him 80 times with little to no effort. Even let him live a few times when he begged. Now he forum stalks me as if it will erase the merciless asswhoopings I've handed him.
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 12:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/D93sU1E.png
http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png
Eslade
07-01-2015, 12:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KJ8iMNr.jpg
Syft-X
07-01-2015, 12:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/D93sU1E.png
http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/KimmSpecial_zps52f95a18.jpg (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/KimmSpecial_zps52f95a18.jpg.html)
You still mad?
Eslade
07-01-2015, 12:16 PM
didn't read but guessing mad.
Syft-X
07-01-2015, 12:18 PM
So your posting to a guy you have on ignore you don't sound butthurt at all.
Eslade
07-01-2015, 12:18 PM
didn't read but guessing mad.
Syft-X
07-01-2015, 12:19 PM
Still posting to a guy you have on ignore...you sound so cool and normal.
Eslade
07-01-2015, 12:20 PM
u mad?
Syft-X
07-01-2015, 12:25 PM
Posting to a guy he has on ignore...asks if he's mad lol gotta love these forums.
Eslade
07-01-2015, 12:25 PM
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111134695/4235937-0751507196-41385.jpg
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 12:26 PM
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcvf36M7zC1qa54hvo1_500.gif
Champion_Standing
07-01-2015, 12:29 PM
I'll be honest tho Loli that desk is pretty shabby, the kids in the call center downstairs here have nicer desks in their little rat cage cubicles. Sry bro just sayin
Tapatio
07-01-2015, 12:30 PM
says the guy in a call center
Champion_Standing
07-01-2015, 12:34 PM
naw I wish I just beg for change outside the entrance
Pumped
07-01-2015, 12:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rfzTQaf.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/03da876c9aa096413201090db6b014e0/tumblr_mmlqs773VH1qa178vo8_1280.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d6/47/8e/d6478e58a0f0c688537fd4e0519e42c0.jpg
this is great, and lol at lulz pretending he works in manhattan
You do seem like the kind of guy that would put a dragon figurine on your monitor like that. How many action figures are out of camera shot?
Notice he is a D&D nerd? See the die
Admittedly, I've had nicer corner offices in the past. :p
http://i.imgur.com/4sDrYeh.jpg
like the beard, too bad it looks like pubic hair.
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 01:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/b6cnvS9.jpg
http://www.nuchronicle.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ha-ha.jpg
Champion_Standing
07-01-2015, 01:36 PM
Super fucking cool matrix screen saver, dragon figure attached to monitor and d&d dice. Confirmed fucking badass.
Eslade
07-01-2015, 01:37 PM
ugggg, you had to go to a 401k meeting?
Pumped
07-01-2015, 01:38 PM
confirmed i have grow tents bigger then your office and i guarantee it smells like shit
have a great day
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 01:40 PM
u got prof?
i got prof u mad
HippoNipple
07-01-2015, 01:48 PM
confirmed i have grow tents bigger then your office and i guarantee it smells like shit
have a great day
Your grandma's shit smell tomato garden is bigger than a desk? Interesting.
Ezalor
07-01-2015, 01:53 PM
t-shirt and hat dress code, chinese sweatshop office space, dragon action figures
#justminimumwagethings
Eslade
07-01-2015, 01:55 PM
t-shirt and hat dress code, chinese sweatshop office space, dragon action figures
#justminimumwagethings
glad that we got input from the unemployed.
Champion_Standing
07-01-2015, 01:57 PM
t-shirt and hat dress code, chinese sweatshop office space, dragon action figures
#justminimumwagethings
Don't u have posts to count or something
Tulnavara
07-01-2015, 01:57 PM
Ask for a real desk not a kitchen counter top next time. Is your office the old break room?
Ezalor
07-01-2015, 01:58 PM
pls tell us more about your 7:53 am everquest chatrooms
yiKes
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 02:00 PM
✓empire state building corner office
✓successful IT career with dress down perks
✓umad
Champion_Standing
07-01-2015, 02:02 PM
Posting on elf sim forums at a normal time functional adults are awake and have downtime before work LOL
heartbrand
07-01-2015, 02:04 PM
pls tell us more about your 7:53 am everquest chatrooms
yiKes
plz tell us more about sir lucan / quillmane and high elf starting stats
Tradesonred
07-01-2015, 02:04 PM
Show us those ugly ass brown shoes us peasants will never get to wear again
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 02:05 PM
Champion, Ezalor's rustling is really just worry about his looming zero income. Dat $205/week unemployment check runnin out in 2 weeks.
YikeS
Tulnavara
07-01-2015, 02:06 PM
7:53 am. Perfect time to dick around if I make it to work a few minutes early. Sounds pretty legit. Unemployed wouldn't be up that early.
Pikrib
07-01-2015, 02:07 PM
#justminimumwagethings
Please tell us about the starting wage at Enterprise.
Champion_Standing
07-01-2015, 02:10 PM
It's not so bad ezalor you can make up that income part time at McDs
Tradesonred
07-01-2015, 02:11 PM
The actual punchline is Loli is probably not trolling about thinking his working stiff life, his falafel in a park should make us "Jelly".
Samoht
07-01-2015, 02:15 PM
Ask for a real desk not a kitchen counter top next time. Is your office the old break room?
it's not just a kitchen counter top, it is his kitchen. look at the floor. look at the shoddy job on hanging the cabinet doors. this is a picture of a shitty efficiency apartment. he's supposed to have a hot plate where that laptop is. i've seen pictures of prison cells bigger than this.
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 02:16 PM
You're definitely mad.
Tapatio
07-01-2015, 02:23 PM
high elf starting stats haha
Glenzig
07-01-2015, 02:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/b6cnvS9.jpg
Why are you showing us this? Do you need monetary assistance? What is the point of this picture of your shoes and an uncomfortably small converted kitchen officespace? Are you showing us how horrible daily life in New York is, so that we can all avoid the same pitfalls that have landed you in such a sad workspace?
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 02:32 PM
here are some really interesting starting stats
YikeS
Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
Updated June 28, 2015
4,216 employee salaries (for 361 job titles)
Intern - Hourly
118 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$10.84/hr
Management Trainee Intern - Hourly
109 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$10.77/hr
Management Assistant - Hourly
54 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$14.39/hr
Management Trainee Intern - Hourly
53 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$11.20/hr
Manager Trainee
101 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$35,770
Manager Assistant
63 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$36,675
Assistant Store Manager
59 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$41,126
Ezalor
07-01-2015, 02:35 PM
3 pages later he's still posting about me
ouch someone hit a soft spot?
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 02:38 PM
https://weeonion.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/biff.jpg
http://www.hrpayrollsystems.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Fired.jpg
HippoNipple
07-01-2015, 02:39 PM
here are some really interesting starting stats
YikeS
Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
Updated June 28, 2015
4,216 employee salaries (for 361 job titles)
Intern - Hourly
118 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$10.84/hr
Management Trainee Intern - Hourly
109 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$10.77/hr
Management Assistant - Hourly
54 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$14.39/hr
Management Trainee Intern - Hourly
53 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$11.20/hr
Manager Trainee
101 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$35,770
Manager Assistant
63 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$36,675
Assistant Store Manager
59 Enterprise Rent-A-Car Salaries
$41,126
https://img.pandawhale.com/172174-anna-kendrick-yikes-gif-imgur-hQOi.gif
Tapatio
07-01-2015, 02:40 PM
so he got fired from a career that peaked at 40k/yr
yikes, worse than we thought
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 02:40 PM
https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/91be685d6b7084dff29b448fa399921eae44957110463d0256 6ff54550c7b581_large
Champion_Standing
07-01-2015, 02:44 PM
How did you get fired ezalor i wanna hear the story.
LoliPops
07-01-2015, 02:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8p4ToHj.jpg
Champion_Standing
07-01-2015, 02:57 PM
Lol'd
Tradesonred
07-01-2015, 02:57 PM
http://ep.yimg.com/ay/wackyplanetshop/funny-mug-denial-is-cheaper-than-therapy-mug-3.gif
GradnerLives
07-01-2015, 03:03 PM
My office way nicer, but it's in soviet Canada rather than downtown NYC so yaw, lil jelly, no shame admitting.
FFS tho man put the loose paper pictures in frames, work some cable management, fill those walls up. Besides lowering the depression factor, it gives the impression to yr bosses that you intend on sticking around.
Rest of y'all definitely way more mad about this guy having a job than is reasonable. Especially you, Budget Alarti.
Milton
07-01-2015, 03:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8p4ToHj.jpg
lol'd p fucking hard at that one
Macdeth
07-01-2015, 03:11 PM
doin it wrong then friend
http://i.imgur.com/OSafIDY.jpg
lol who made you sit in the corner with no leg room? That blows. Looks like you have to elfsim in your laundry room.
http://i.imgur.com/8p4ToHj.jpg
lol goog one
Ezalor
07-01-2015, 03:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8p4ToHj.jpg
lol'd, touche
http://i.imgur.com/HBS268A.png
Champion_Standing
07-02-2015, 08:50 AM
https://i.imgflip.com/133j.jpg
LoliPops
07-02-2015, 09:35 AM
http://k11.kn3.net/5C8C5351C.jpg
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