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Skillslam
06-27-2015, 04:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/iGkt4Jz.png

Bazia
06-27-2015, 04:48 PM
IM USELESS U MAD?

SO EDGY

georgie
06-27-2015, 05:17 PM
I might kill u ivl

syzygyst
06-27-2015, 05:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/iGkt4Jz.png

I can't wait for a few more years when life on the street, and sucking dick for McDonald's money ages him to where he looks like a wizened little hobo.

Pumped
06-27-2015, 05:29 PM
yo i hate jobs just as much as this guy, best thing i can tell you is start your own business and work for yourself, its the most amazing thing in the world.

syzygyst
06-27-2015, 05:38 PM
yo i hate jobs just as much as this guy, best thing i can tell you is start your own business and work for yourself, its the most amazing thing in the world.

Nope. Owning a business can be a giant ulcer/angina/aneurysm cocktail. I like getting pad well for what I know by someone else.

Itap
06-27-2015, 05:39 PM
he must not like pussy either

Tassador
06-27-2015, 06:13 PM
definitely high and looks like a hipster (yikes) probably in empire or good guys. enjoy being a peasant man, it's a good life and suitable for 80-90% of the planet's population..

Fame
06-27-2015, 06:15 PM
dat pleb life

Pumped
06-27-2015, 06:36 PM
Nope. Owning a business can be a giant ulcer/angina/aneurysm cocktail. I like getting pad well for what I know by someone else.

if you are feeling these things you are not delegating enough responsibility or you are doing it wrong.

Get better CSR's and Managers, the whole point of owning a business is you don't do everything yourself.

LGraves
06-27-2015, 07:04 PM
He was just fired a day ago. Or else his parents slave for him, not our tax $$.... And what Itap said.

syzygyst
06-27-2015, 08:07 PM
if you are feeling these things you are not delegating enough responsibility or you are doing it wrong.

Get better CSR's and Managers, the whole point of owning a business is you don't do everything yourself.
Indeed, and I like being an uncommon technical resource in the backline/sustaining engineering space. I actually have much more freedom as an IC than management would. I'm really not here to debate that though, since my personal opinion is that I like what I do, and wouldn't want to run a business. Right, wrong, or indifferent :)

Pumped
06-28-2015, 12:53 PM
If you can get yourself in a position with 0 take home drama and a high salary then do it, but most people will never see that, with the rat race todays society is so many kids are basically forced by their parents to "Do Great" In college so they can get a good job.

But sadly thats not happening at all, salaries in everything are plummeting because the market is flooded by shitbags who dont want to work and have 0 work experience, nothing worse then a piece of parchment paper with a bullshit resume and 0 work experience to an employer.

12 years in IT and every year i saw the market get flooded more and more, more recertifying and general $$ Went down, the only salary that went up was mastery level jobs and even those began to dry up as shitty router operating systems were replaced by smart ones and self configuring switches routers and bridges.

Even the jobs where i made good money i still was never happy and never looked forward to work once, but as a business owner i look forward to every day and get "High" When i make a good rip off something, the only issue im seeing is the "High" Takes more money everytime and when i dont get my high im depressed lol.

syzygyst
06-28-2015, 01:07 PM
If you can get yourself in a position with 0 take home drama and a high salary then do it, but most people will never see that, with the rat race todays society is so many kids are basically forced by their parents to "Do Great" In college so they can get a good job.

But sadly thats not happening at all, salaries in everything are plummeting because the market is flooded by shitbags who dont want to work and have 0 work experience, nothing worse then a piece of parchment paper with a bullshit resume and 0 work experience to an employer.

12 years in IT and every year i saw the market get flooded more and more, more recertifying and general $$ Went down, the only salary that went up was mastery level jobs and even those began to dry up as shitty router operating systems were replaced by smart ones and self configuring switches routers and bridges.

Even the jobs where i made good money i still was never happy and never looked forward to work once, but as a business owner i look forward to every day and get "High" When i make a good rip off something, the only issue im seeing is the "High" Takes more money everytime and when i dont get my high im depressed lol.

Specialization is a good way to go. Whole books have been written on ACL's alone. I had a friend take a look at a show tech-support log on a stacked Nexus 7k that was killing replication traffic on port 9911, but we were able to iperf across the cifs port just fine. He took a look and told me to ave the customer use their smartnet contract, because ACL's these days are teh debil; They had pages of ACL rules. I'm a storage guy, and get paid well to know disk and tape storage, a well as being a CommVault expert. That's value and a way to get paid well. Hell, doing initial deployments is close to, if not 6-figures plus free travel. There's still gold in them thar hills brother.

Pumped
06-28-2015, 02:18 PM
best storage job i had was backups and restore at AMEX 80k no bonus promotions or raises but pay was great

was a snooze fest tho i have had 8 hour days where i did nothing.

waste of time

syzygyst
06-28-2015, 02:34 PM
best storage job i had was backups and restore at AMEX 80k no bonus promotions or raises but pay was great

was a snooze fest tho i have had 8 hour days where i did nothing.

waste of time

I do backline/sustaining for deduplication/replication boxes, as well as tape libraries (adic/quantum, IBM)
I do CV, TSM, AppAssure, BUE, NetVault, Veeam and VRanger. Those are the most common ones I deal with. I don't see much Arcserve though. iSCSI and FC, as well as SCSI and SAS connected HW. Networking seems to be the issue 90% of the time though.

Tassador
06-28-2015, 08:15 PM
I do backline/sustaining for deduplication/replication boxes, as well as tape libraries (adic/quantum, IBM)
I do CV, TSM, AppAssure, BUE, NetVault, Veeam and VRanger. Those are the most common ones I deal with. I don't see much Arcserve though. iSCSI and FC, as well as SCSI and SAS connected HW. Networking seems to be the issue 90% of the time though.

sir if your hand was in front of me id clap it high!

Farzo
06-28-2015, 08:24 PM
I do backline/sustaining for deduplication/replication boxes, as well as tape libraries (adic/quantum, IBM)
I do CV, TSM, AppAssure, BUE, NetVault, Veeam and VRanger. Those are the most common ones I deal with. I don't see much Arcserve though. iSCSI and FC, as well as SCSI and SAS connected HW. Networking seems to be the issue 90% of the time though.

So ur a ranger? Got it.

Tassador
06-28-2015, 08:29 PM
FOR THE WATCH!

syzygyst
06-28-2015, 09:04 PM
So ur a ranger? Got it.

Wait, someone isn't calling me Syft? Well wonder of fuckin' wonders.

Tassador
06-29-2015, 07:28 AM
Wait, someone isn't calling me Syft? Well wonder of fuckin' wonders.

This is an ez solve what's your kd ratio? Syft kd ratio is always balling.

Pikrib
06-29-2015, 08:30 AM
Wait, someone isn't calling me Syft? Well wonder of fuckin' wonders.

Whatever you say Syft.

Ghordo
06-29-2015, 09:54 AM
Whatever you say Syft.

syzygyst
06-29-2015, 11:19 AM
This is an ez solve what's your kd ratio? Syft kd ratio is always balling.

I am not a proponent of a leaderboard. I honestly have no idea of my KDR. YT should only be for post 50 characters anyway. I am pretty sure people are calling me Syft to troll. Go for it :)
Although, my bet for 50k PP still stands. No one seems ready to jump in and pay up.

syzygyst
06-29-2015, 11:20 AM
Whatever you say Syft.

Aww man, you had to go there. And you were the one person I told who I really am. Disappoint.
I thought you were cool when you ran to Unrest to rez me and my group one time. My illusions are dashed. Lol

Casey VII
06-29-2015, 11:31 AM
WHATEVER YOU SAY, DELIGHTFUL IGNORE MESSAGE ABOVE ME

Kergan
06-29-2015, 11:32 AM
I do backline/sustaining for deduplication/replication boxes, as well as tape libraries (adic/quantum, IBM)
I do CV, TSM, AppAssure, BUE, NetVault, Veeam and VRanger. Those are the most common ones I deal with. I don't see much Arcserve though. iSCSI and FC, as well as SCSI and SAS connected HW. Networking seems to be the issue 90% of the time though.

Speaking on behalf of all network people: fuck you. Just because your shitty software kicks out "network failure" on every error doesn't mean it's our fault. :)

Eslade
06-29-2015, 11:33 AM
Speaking on behalf of all people: fuck you.
:)

Kergan
06-29-2015, 11:34 AM
hah

Pikrib
06-29-2015, 11:36 AM
I think your PM said something like "hey im this guy" when I wasn't sure who the other guy was either. Anyway in my posts i'm just screwin around so don't take my FQ serious.




p.s. I still think you're Syft.

syzygyst
06-29-2015, 11:39 AM
Speaking on behalf of all network people: fuck you. Just because your shitty software kicks out "network failure" on every error doesn't mean it's our fault. :)

yeah, cuz no one ever forgets to set their fucking lag to LACP instead of static, and bitches how there's a duplicate IP address when they set a single bond with 4 eth ports, and they port-flap. It's just got to be the NIC HW right?

Eslade
06-29-2015, 11:43 AM
pulling questions from message boards in order to throw people of of the Syft trail. truly a new level of alternate personality forum quest has been reached.

Tassador
06-29-2015, 11:49 AM
I do know Kim said he was swyft and the dude pretty spot on With the fq grabs. Also, I know bk would never admit he was wrong even if wrong so if you are him you'd never let on until you slip.

georgie
06-29-2015, 11:54 AM
ya he laying low

syzygyst
06-29-2015, 01:53 PM
pulling questions from message boards in order to throw people of of the Syft trail. truly a new level of alternate personality forum quest has been reached.

You have no clue what you're talking about.

syzygyst
06-29-2015, 02:01 PM
I do know Kim said he was swyft and the dude pretty spot on With the fq grabs. Also, I know bk would never admit he was wrong even if wrong so if you are him you'd never let on until you slip.

You're kidding right? You are taking the word of a wannabe? I can't wait to see you morons eat some crow.

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LoliPops
06-29-2015, 02:12 PM
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Eslade
06-29-2015, 02:38 PM
You have no clue what you're talking about.

neither do you. help desk jockey.

LoliPops
06-29-2015, 02:39 PM
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syzygyst
06-29-2015, 02:49 PM
neither do you. help desk jockey.

Help desk. Lol

LoliPops
06-29-2015, 02:55 PM
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Kergan
06-29-2015, 05:09 PM
yeah, cuz no one ever forgets to set their fucking lag to LACP instead of static, and bitches how there's a duplicate IP address when they set a single bond with 4 eth ports, and they port-flap. It's just got to be the NIC HW right?

LACP isn't always an option depending on your environment. Regardless, that is the sort of problem that pops up right away, is obvious and is easily fixable - pretty much what 99% of network errors are. I get shit escalated to me that will be weird issues that pop up in a completely stable environment that hasn't had any changes made in months and they blame the network.

Frankly, every single software or vendor specific person I've ever worked with (i.e. Oracle DBAs, EMC techs, in house software devs, etc) is a fucking retard at the end of the day. Infrastructure people (network and systems guys) have to know the entire stack and troubleshoot it - they are the smartest guys on the team.

Genedin
06-29-2015, 05:32 PM
God I'm glad I just sell this stuff.

Chronoburn
06-30-2015, 12:56 PM
Infrastructure people (network and systems guys) have to know the entire stack and troubleshoot it - they are the smartest guys on the team.

Because that's their job ... I wouldn't expect a DBA to know this and I also wouldn't expect sys/net admin to maintain a DB.

Pumped
06-30-2015, 01:18 PM
sysgyzt banned saw that coming

yikes

Eslade
06-30-2015, 01:20 PM
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B4EQWASCOOL
06-30-2015, 01:21 PM
sysgyzt banned saw that coming

yikes

I feel guilty for being happy when people get banned. But, I can't help it.