Tamtam you big ol fibber

[SamwiseRed]

You don't gotta lie in TS to kick it bro.

/GU Blaqk in 31s, 2k @68sdps --- Samwise 2k@68sdps (68dps in 31s)

http://i.imgur.com/mQyQJhD.jpg

[Thu Jun 25 17:13:14 2015] Blaqk is engulfed in a swarm of deadly insects.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:18 2015] Blaqk has taken 95 damage from your Winged Death.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:18 2015] You begin casting Breath of Ro.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:21 2015] Blaqk is immolated by blazing flames.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:24 2015] Blaqk has taken 95 damage from your Winged Death.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:24 2015] Blaqk has taken 61 damage from your Breath of Ro.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:24 2015] You begin casting Scoriae.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:25 2015] Blaqk begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:28 2015] Blaqk was hit by non-melee for 460 points of damage.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:28 2015] Blaqk's skin melts.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:29 2015] You resist the Dooming Darkness spell!
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:30 2015] Blaqk has taken 95 damage from your Winged Death.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:30 2015] Blaqk has taken 61 damage from your Breath of Ro.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:31 2015] You begin casting Scoriae.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:35 2015] Blaqk was hit by non-melee for 460 points of damage.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:35 2015] Blaqk's skin melts.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:36 2015] Blaqk has taken 95 damage from your Winged Death.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:36 2015] Blaqk has taken 61 damage from your Breath of Ro.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:37 2015] Fistlin begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:38 2015] You begin casting Calefaction.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:40 2015] You try to cast a spell on Blaqk, but they are protected.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:40 2015] Your spell is interrupted.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:42 2015] Blaqk has taken 95 damage from your Winged Death.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:42 2015] Blaqk has taken 61 damage from your Breath of Ro.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:44 2015] You begin casting Scoriae.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:48 2015] You regain your concentration and continue your casting.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:48 2015] Blaqk was hit by non-melee for 460 points of damage.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:48 2015] Blaqk's skin melts.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:48 2015] You have slain Blaqk!
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:48 2015] [PvP] Blaqk <The Other Guys> has been defeated by Samwise <Good Guys> in The City of Mist!
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:50 2015] You receive 60 platinum, 822 gold, 3 silver and 3 copper as your split.

unless you got 10k hps, not possible you were at 20%.

sorry pal

[Itap]

forgot to mention where he tried to drown himself

[iruinedyourday]

would not be surprised if Blaqk had 10k hps

[SamwiseRed]

I also didn't mention there was a Necro and Cleric with him but I didn't want to rub it in.

[Syft-X]

You don't gotta lie in TS to kick it bro.

/GU Blaqk in 31s, 2k @68sdps --- Samwise 2k@68sdps (68dps in 31s)

http://i.imgur.com/mQyQJhD.jpg

[Thu Jun 25 17:13:14 2015] Blaqk is engulfed in a swarm of deadly insects.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:18 2015] Blaqk has taken 95 damage from your Winged Death.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:18 2015] You begin casting Breath of Ro.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:21 2015] Blaqk is immolated by blazing flames.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:24 2015] Blaqk has taken 95 damage from your Winged Death.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:24 2015] Blaqk has taken 61 damage from your Breath of Ro.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:24 2015] You begin casting Scoriae.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:25 2015] Blaqk begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:28 2015] Blaqk was hit by non-melee for 460 points of damage.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:28 2015] Blaqk's skin melts.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:29 2015] You resist the Dooming Darkness spell!
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:30 2015] Blaqk has taken 95 damage from your Winged Death.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:30 2015] Blaqk has taken 61 damage from your Breath of Ro.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:31 2015] You begin casting Scoriae.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:35 2015] Blaqk was hit by non-melee for 460 points of damage.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:35 2015] Blaqk's skin melts.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:36 2015] Blaqk has taken 95 damage from your Winged Death.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:36 2015] Blaqk has taken 61 damage from your Breath of Ro.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:37 2015] Fistlin begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:38 2015] You begin casting Calefaction.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:40 2015] You try to cast a spell on Blaqk, but they are protected.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:40 2015] Your spell is interrupted.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:42 2015] Blaqk has taken 95 damage from your Winged Death.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:42 2015] Blaqk has taken 61 damage from your Breath of Ro.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:44 2015] You begin casting Scoriae.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:48 2015] You regain your concentration and continue your casting.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:48 2015] Blaqk was hit by non-melee for 460 points of damage.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:48 2015] Blaqk's skin melts.
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:48 2015] You have slain Blaqk!
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:48 2015] [PvP] Blaqk <The Other Guys> has been defeated by Samwise <Good Guys> in The City of Mist!
[Thu Jun 25 17:13:50 2015] You receive 60 platinum, 822 gold, 3 silver and 3 copper as your split.

unless you got 10k hps, not possible you were at 20%.

sorry pal

"Listen you guys gotta let me kill some newbies and lowbs or they are gonna catch on to me being a spy" said Samwise in Empire TS.

[Snapple]

"Listen you guys gotta let me kill some newbies and lowbs or they are gonna catch on to me being a spy" said Samwise in Empire TS.

http://media.giphy.com/media/Mi616nCQFsIFO/giphy.gif

[Syft-X]

http://media.giphy.com/media/Mi616nCQFsIFO/giphy.gif

Damnit syft is onto us lets post gifs acting like we don't know what he's talking about.

[Snapple]

Damnit syft is onto us lets post gifs acting like we don't know what he's talking about.

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-09/14/13/enhanced/webdr11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-24222-1410716234-12.gif

[SamwiseRed]

lol you are as retarded as tamtam, get the fuck outta my thread syft

[Syft-X]

lol you are as retarded as tamtam, get the fuck outta my thread syft

Have a 100% record of calling out spies, now would you like to duel me and die with a chance or would you like me to gank you until you quit?

[SamwiseRed]

gonna add you to the very small list of people i actually ignore on the forums because your are batshit crazy, see ya nerd.

[Syft-X]

gonna add you to the very small list of people i actually ignore on the forums because your are batshit crazy, see ya nerd.

Cool you'll find that crazy or not I make good on my threats, try to ignore the loading screen you see after running into me.

[Tapatio]

http://i.imgur.com/A9TLfCX.jpg

[Snapple]

Cool you'll find that crazy or not I make good on my threats, try to ignore the loading screen you see after running into me.

jesus christ you really have a serious mental disorder that needs to be addressed asap before you drive a mace into someone's skull.

[Syft-X]

http://www.animateit.net/data/media/june2010/2q3xax5.gif

[pingpong]

lol you are as retarded as tamtam, get the fuck outta my thread syft

[Syft-X]

God I can't wait to post my killshot of Samwise gonna be soooo goog.

[LostCause]

all that dmg only adds up to 2099 nice math bro.

[Eslade]

I think Syft has trouble realizing that few people in this server are retarded enough to spy on other guilds due to how ineffective it is.

[Madbad]

Syft is a 'human' Herpes sore.

[SamwiseRed]

all that dmg only adds up to 2099 nice math bro.

that's the point, he said he was 20%. if he was really at 20% at the start of the fight and took 2k dmg that means hes claiming to have 10k hps.

the post itself is a little sarcastic, i figured that would have been obvious. he was at 80% or so when I engaged not 20%. just the facts jack.

math.

[Syft-X]

Syft is a 'human' Herpes sore.

6943 Madbad 21 56 0.38 0 0.92

Yikes aren't you a wizard? Why are you talking shit here? Do you think you're somebody?

[snufzaimoverlord]

Im glad cool and normal people like Syft are holding GG together.

[SamwiseRed]

Lol Goog one.

[Syft-X]

Im glad cool and normal people like Syft are holding GG together.

I remember the one time Gaping attempted to pvp alone, and Reebz knelt on his chest like a conquering hero.

Gaping no longer seeks to PvP without zerg support.

[iruinedyourday]

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[Madbad]

Im glad cool and normal people like Syft are holding GG together.

[Tameth]

20% mana duh!

[SamwiseRed]

20% mana duh!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wmOS173VvX4/Um09cc5uXqI/AAAAAAAAAbI/v8wsX1dsAYk/s1600/whaaat.gif

[Syft-X]

7281 Worship 1 86 0.01 0 0.04

[Syft-X]

You're a wizard with this record

6943 Madbad 21 56 0.38 0 0.92

Pls join empire because people like you make our guild look like shit.

[Farzo]

stfu swft no one cares about u

[Tassador]

damn how can someone be 1-81 on this server holy fuck.

[Syft-X]

stfu swft no one cares about u

6625 Greybeard 3 13 0.23 2 1.59

[Farzo]

stfu swft no one cares about u

[Syft-X]

6625 Greybeard 3 13 0.23 2 1.59


Yikes!

[Tassador]

6625 Greybeard 3 13 0.23 2 1.59


Yikes!

He don't care farzo that guy that just shows up to the park and calls next when no one really wants to play with him.

[Farzo]

stfu swft no one cares about u

[TacoSmasher]

You're a wizard with this record

6943 Madbad 21 56 0.38 0 0.92

Pls join empire because people like you make our guild look like shit.


haha. my gossamer mage is higher on the leaderboards than orym and almost higher than fell. this means


a) you really puff your chest for someone that is mediocre best at eq pvp
b) i have the autority to tell you to stop shitting up these boards because i am superior to you in pvp skills and ranking.

hehe

[Syft-X]

6625 Greybeard 3 13 0.23 2 1.59


Rather be hated and find my toons on page 1 of leaderboards than page 65

[Syft-X]

haha. my gossamer mage is higher on the leaderboards than orym and almost higher than fell. this means


a) you really puff your chest for someone that is mediocre best at eq pvp
b) i have the autority to tell you to stop shitting up these boards because i am superior to you in pvp skills and ranking.

hehe

Can't count Orym's score without Burgerkings added to it, i got a namechange the season didn't change but nice try assclown.

[TacoSmasher]

who are your toons on the top 100 other than fell? orym is rank 835, you are a joke lol

[TacoSmasher]

Can't count Orym's score without Burgerkings added to it, i got a namechange the season didn't change but nice try assclown.

nice excuse assclown. if you were as good as you say you are you wouldnt make up bullshit excuses.

god you lie a lot about being good at pvp

[Syft-X]

who are your toons on the top 100 other than fell? orym is rank 835, you are a joke lol

So you gonna pretend my name wasn't change and most my kills erased lmfao, thats the way you gonna troll good luck with that.

[TacoSmasher]

fell is rank 99,ur other toon is rank 835. You are fucking garbage dude.

def not skilled enough at pvp to criticize others.

fell couldnt even kill my druid + friends enchanter who were naked at the time while you were ganking level 30s in the over there.

i repeat you arw garbage

[Syft-X]

fell is rank 99,ur other toon is rank 835. You are fucking garbage dude.

def not skilled enough at pvp to criticize others.

fell couldnt even kill my druid + friends enchanter who were naked at the time while you were ganking level 30s in the over there.

i repeat you arw garbage

Name a higher ranked Necro or Shaman with more kills I'll wait?

I take classes other people can't even pvp with and play them so well little butthurt bads like yourself hold them to Rogue ranking standards.

[TacoSmasher]

[QUOTE=Syft-X;1953443]Name a higher ranked Necro or Shaman with more kills I'll wait?

I take classes other people can't even pvp with and play them so well little butthurt bads like yourself hold them to Rogue ranking standards.[/QUOTE


nope bro you fucking suck. the only reason fell is top 100 is because you paddes stata at low levels with a decked out necro running around with oor heals.

your toon in range of 60 is rank 835. you are a fuckin cornball low t beta when it comes to pvp.


stop talking shit

[Syft-X]

fell is rank 99,ur other toon is rank 835. You are fucking garbage dude.

def not skilled enough at pvp to criticize others.

fell couldnt even kill my druid + friends enchanter who were naked at the time while you were ganking level 30s in the over there.

i repeat you arw garbage

Name your toon betcha you're lying and Fell killed um.

[TacoSmasher]

youve fought me on more toons than you know lol.

your flowers of happiness oor cleric sure got rustled when we made fun of you two for being unable to kill naked lvl 34ish enc/druid


rank 835 rofl

[Syft-X]

youve fought me on more toons than you know lol.

your flowers of happiness oor cleric sure got rustled when we made fun of you two for being unable to kill naked lvl 34ish enc/druid


rank 835 rofl

So won't name your toons and died to me NEXT!

[TacoSmasher]

randel/deshondra were the nakeds you failed to kill.


your are a non factor. Rank 835 LOL

[Syft-X]

randel/deshondra were the nakeds you failed to kill.


your are a non factor. Rank 835 LOL

870 Orym 32 9 3.56 10 7.57

Can't count Orym without counting

202 Burgerking 89 23 3.87 0 14.38

Leaderboard didn't start in April. You suck Next!

[TacoSmasher]

Grats at being a factor in the 30-50 w/ oor healer bracket though. takes skill

[Syft-X]

Grats at being a factor in the 30-50 w/ oor healer bracket though. takes skill

You must have me confused with someone else because i killed most of your guild 1v1, the guys who tell you what to do in pvp kneel before me.

[TacoSmasher]

Rank 835 doesnt tell me shit. you are a pleb.


Get a lvl 60 char in the top 100 without farming 30s and 40s for months and then you can act like you have some pvp clout.


kek

[Syft-X]

Rank 835 doesnt tell me shit. you are a pleb.


Get a lvl 60 char in the top 100 without farming 30s and 40s for months and then you can act like you have some pvp clout.


kek

Kill someone worth talking about then maybe someone will care about you.

[TacoSmasher]

Get in the top 500 @ lvl 60 and people may finally consider you a factor in pvp

[Syft-X]

Get in the top 500 @ lvl 60 and people may finally consider you a factor in pvp

Burgerking 202 89 23 3.87 0 14.38 Azrael

Ok done thx for stopping by

[TacoSmasher]

Orym rank 835. LOL

[Syft-X]

Orym rank 835. LOL

Burgerking 202 89 23 3.87 0 14.38 Azrael

[Buhbuh]

god syft is awful

i have like 8 toons above his rank even when he had -120MR debuffs and blinds landing like candy for 2 months

[hatelore]

Wow, syft getting called out by his own guildies. They are literally taking a hefty shit on top of his forehead.







Lawl

[Tapatio]

Rank Name Class Kills Deaths Ratio Streak Points
3957 Swyft 1 2 0.50 0 4.10

criiiiiiinge

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Rank Name Class Kills Deaths Ratio Streak Points
3957 Swyft 1 2 0.50 0 4.10

criiiiiiinge

Woooooooow.... Are you fucking kidding me? This is the record of a person who throws records around like he's something special?

YO, ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A PVP SERVER?!? TRY IT SOMETIME... DEATH ISNT SO BAD.

[HippoNipple]

My Shaman is better rank than Syfts and I don't even play. It feels good winning in game with no effort while Syft plays on 4 different raiding characters and sits in towns for hours hoping for naked kills.

[Samsung]

stfu swft no one cares about u

heheeh u mad bro?

[Colgate]

i don't get it, is rank 200+ something to brag about?

[B4EQWASCOOL]

i don't get it, is rank 200+ something to brag about?

Winning the special olympics

[karsten]

I dotted him and he zoned into com at 20% so maybe he was telling da truf!

goog tag team samwise gamgee hero of the shire

[Karok]

http://i.imgur.com/A9TLfCX.jpg

Best gif lol hahahaha

[Karok]

I have nothing against anyone just funny as hell gif

[Farzo]

Burgerking 202 89 23 3.87 0 14.38 Azrael

Thays like sayinf; 1 time years ago when I played CS, I got like 17-1.

P.s. u living in the past when u played a broken op class which u subsequently quit the moment it was patched.

P.s..s u still gonna be linking that in 2 years when Bush makes season 3 PvP board?

P.s.s.s u weren't even in the top 100 on a 300 pop server.

P.s.s.s.s maybe, just maybe the ONLY reason u think ur some exalted pvper is because for 2 months u played a retardedly op class

P.s.s..s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s not once has Empire/holo ever made you the Primary PvP target.


P.s.s.s.s.s.s.s..s.as u died 10 feet from seb bub 1v1 to a warrior with black fur boots (aka can't say he had ur sow dispelled) and gate and and and and and and.....seb bub.

PS.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s ur own guild is over ur blah blah and starting 2 /ignore you.


P.s.s.s.s.s.s..s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s u used 2 be funny with your over the top view on things but its old now.



P.s.s.s.s.s.s..s.s.s
S
S.s..s.s.s.s..as ur glory days were over in a patch.

[LostCause]

that's the point, he said he was 20%. if he was really at 20% at the start of the fight and took 2k dmg that means hes claiming to have 10k hps.

the post itself is a little sarcastic, i figured that would have been obvious. he was at 80% or so when I engaged not 20%. just the facts jack.

math.

o didn't realize u said he started at 20% lol read that wrong ALLLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD

[Madbad]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmn3Gwn3oI

[Uuruk]

Samwise is probably one of the worst players on this driver tbh. This needed a thread I guess.

[Madbad]

At least people can tolerate being around Samwise.

[Uuruk]

At least people can tolerate being around Samwise.

It's getting to the point of syft levels. Spams ooc all day, and starting to spam the forums.

[Madbad]

It's getting to the point of syft levels. Spams ooc all day, and starting to spam the forums.

OOHHHHH SHIT, Thems fightn' words where I come from son.

[iruinedyourday]

At least people can tolerate being around Samwise.

I fuckn LOVE being around uuruk

[iruinedyourday]

I also want madbad to join empire

[Itap]

Samwise is a fuckin saint you shut your mouth

[Madbad]

I also want madbad to join empire

As my dearest mother would say,"Wish in one hand, shit in the other."

[Uuruk]

I fuckn LOVE being around uuruk

Worship such a good pal. Glad he's on red.

[Madbad]

At least people can tolerate being around Samwise.

Too be fair that was a dig at Syft, everyone's favorite pariah.