99 reasons why GG cant contest.

[grannock]

Lets sum up all the reasons gg cant kill any level 60 raid mobs.

1. Waiting for velious.

2. Timers are too late.

3. Timers are too early.

4. Timers are too mid day.

5. They are all employed.

6. Skeleton models.

7. Gyno rmt.

8. Lite can only box 4 toons at once.

9. Zerg too unfair.

10. Undergeared zerg too weak.

11. Gongshow = Sirken.

12. Not enough dkp.

13. Jibekin has too much dkp.

14. Saving their energy for vox.

15. Slathar has all 15 of his toons in the hole.

16. Only care about YT.

17. Scared of getting yt'd.

18. Too busy exploiting fungi pull to crypt.

19. Bored kunark.

20. Pussy.

This is a living document, feel free to contribute.

[fred schnarf]

grannock only logs in for bosses

[Pikrib]

Holy cringe batman!

[grannock]

Should we add that to the list? Because im online?

[SamwiseRed]

yikes

[grannock]

21. Gongshow name change.

22. Colgate no name change.

[fred schnarf]

Should we add that to the list? Because im online?

was today a respawn day?

[fred schnarf]

21. Gongshow unemployed and on welfare 30+.

22. Colgate not old enough to work outside fast food on summer break from high school.


keke

[Malevz]

21. Gongshow name change.

22. Colgate no name change.

That's good!

23. Skellingtons have no nameplates.

[dontbanpls]

I find it funny that the same people who cry about colgates name not being changed had no problem with Bigtuna

[SamwiseRed]

I don't care about Colgates name change although personally if I were him I'd want it changed too.

I am sad that 20 people petitioned to have my warriors named changed though. RIP Bastard.

[grannock]

24. Not enough deleveled toons with epics.

25. Pumped quit.

[Susvain2]

26. Fandango griefs their exp groups

[grannock]

Lets be real, rocknrolla camped in solb is a much bigger problem.

[Susvain2]

27. Rocknrolla hoardin T crowns, GG can't get ample MR

[SamwiseRed]

who's rocknrolla?

28. lnsing from Fandago's pants was not a pleasant experience.

[HippoNipple]

29. It's summer and they are hanging out with their cool and normal friends

30. The server isn't fun because Empire zergs 10 v 1 at all times

31. Empire never logs in unless it is repop day

32. Nirgon casts shadow step and gate so we can't kill him

33. Nirgon has adderall

34. When we trade pixels for adderall to compete we get scammed

35. Border Control

[fred schnarf]

29. It's summer and they are hanging out with their cool and normal friends

30. The server isn't fun because Empire zergs 10 v 1 at all times

31. Empire never logs in unless it is repop day

32. Nirgon casts shadow step and gate so we can't kill him

33. Nirgon has adderall

34. When we trade pixels for adderall to compete we get scammed

35. Border Control

this is goog

[FAPhoenix]

#5 is brutal...constantly seeing the batphone emails during the workday. I just gotta wait until I am retired and this 15 year old elfsim is 40 year old elfsim. Then *I* can compete.

Luckily most of you will still be here :)

[Uuruk]

#36 would rather post on forums than actually play the game.

[Malevz]

#37 waiting for variance to save the server
#38 waiting for new pvp teams

[Malevz]

#39 Bunch of GG took cipro and lost their minds

[krazyGlue]

This thread screams autism

[HippoNipple]

#40 Autism

[Farzo]

#41 GG lead by Lite.

[SamwiseRed]

#41 GG lead by Lite.

what guild did you lead?

[Xaanka]

i'll say it again, whining about colgate and gongshow's names is like the #1 quickest way to out yourself as a rustled whiny bitch babby on this server

[Xaanka]

or really anyone's name on red server

[Colgate]

I don't care about Colgates name change although personally if I were him I'd want it changed too.

I am sad that 20 people petitioned to have my warriors named changed though. RIP Bastard.

actually i think it was because you were talking in /ooc with a guide/GM online while they were clearly changing peoples' names that appeared to be offensive

[Tiggles]

42. TMO stealing all their members.

[SamwiseRed]

actually i think it was because you were talking in /ooc with a guide/GM online while they were clearly changing peoples' names that appeared to be offensive

ive had the same since classic. talked with amelinda/sirk/eunomia multiple times with it. Sirken said over 20 petitions were filed against my name. so ya, petitionquest :)

[Cappa]

43 . Play nice policy

[contemptor]

42. TMO stealing all their members.
Part of me can't wait for you to get to a level where you can compete, but I'm sure you will continue to blow each other and decide not to PVP.

[LostCause]

Lets sum up all the reasons gg cant kill any level 60 raid mobs.

1. Waiting for velious.

2. Timers are too late.

3. Timers are too early.

4. Timers are too mid day.

5. They are all employed.

6. Skeleton models.

7. Gyno rmt.

8. Lite can only box 4 toons at once.

9. Zerg too unfair.

10. Undergeared zerg too weak.

11. Gongshow = Sirken.

12. Not enough dkp.

13. Jibekin has too much dkp.

14. Saving their energy for vox.

15. Slathar has all 15 of his toons in the hole.

16. Only care about YT.

17. Scared of getting yt'd.

18. Too busy exploiting fungi pull to crypt.

19. Bored kunark.

20. Pussy.

This is a living document, feel free to contribute.

that is 20



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[Bazia]

1. not enough 60 rogues and t staff monks

only relevant problem noted in my version

[HippoNipple]

ive had the same since classic. talked with amelinda/sirk/eunomia multiple times with it. Sirken said over 20 petitions were filed against my name. so ya, petitionquest :)

Amelinda changed my name the first week or so. Just remade it as an alt.

[Alarti0001]

Part of me can't wait for you to get to a level where you can compete, but I'm sure you will continue to blow each other and decide not to PVP.

You were shit on blue.. no reason to think you've changed.

[Farzo]

what guild did you lead?

I co-lead <Rootards>.

[Syft-X]

Lets sum up all the reasons gg cant kill any level 60 raid mobs.

1. Waiting for velious.

2. Timers are too late.

3. Timers are too early.

4. Timers are too mid day.

5. They are all employed.

6. Skeleton models.

7. Gyno rmt.

8. Lite can only box 4 toons at once.

9. Zerg too unfair.

10. Undergeared zerg too weak.

11. Gongshow = Sirken.

12. Not enough dkp.

13. Jibekin has too much dkp.

14. Saving their energy for vox.

15. Slathar has all 15 of his toons in the hole.

16. Only care about YT.

17. Scared of getting yt'd.

18. Too busy exploiting fungi pull to crypt.

19. Bored kunark.

20. Pussy.

This is a living document, feel free to contribute.

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6819 Grannock 17 31 0.55 0 1.16

The only Rogue on the server with a negative kill death ratio

[grannock]

46. Waiting for Grannock to get more yt.

[contemptor]

You were the shit on blue.. no reason to think you've changed.
Fixed it for you. I'm still there bud and I'm still awesome. My guild didn't disband on me.

[Alarti0001]

Fixed it for you. I'm still there bud and I'm still awesome. My guild didn't disband on me.

But you didnt fix anything lol.

[Uuruk]

But you didnt fix anything lol.

Lol

[Pikrib]

I co-lead <Rootards>.

Makes perfect sense.

[vouss]

6819 Grannock 17 31 0.55 0 1.16

[Susvain2]

47. Because Salem is done in Seb

[HippoNipple]

49. Syft won't buff the raid because he has been sitting in town for 2 months waiting for Colgate to return to bind spot.

[HippoNipple]

50. Andis is no longer carrying the Azrael crew.

[Snapple]

If you havin dragon problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but loot aint one

[Guido]

50. Andis is no longer carrying the Azrael crew.

chortled hard

[Guido]

47. Because Salem is done in Seb

also a goog one

I remember that day he was like fuck this, its yours rofl

[Knightt 2.0]

6819 Grannock 17 31 0.55 0 1.16

Grannock is horrible

[Pikrib]

I got banned for 48. Then unbanned though.

pras Eunomia

[grannock]

49. They are too inimpressed in 15 year old content?

[Susvain2]

50. Triple kills

Fandango Empire Jarz Good Guys Trakanon's Teeth 0.00 June 24 2015 1:23:55 PM
Fandango Empire Jarz Good Guys Old Sebilis 0.06 June 24 2015 1:23:06 PM
Fandango Empire Dango Good Guys Old Sebilis 0.09 June 24 2015 1:22:33 PM

[HippoNipple]

I got banned for 48. Then unbanned though.

pras Eunomia

What was 48 and why did it mysteriously disappear?

[Susvain2]

rl attacks will not be tolerated

[grannock]

51. No theme music on webpage.

[Heebo]

48. FQ censorship

[Pikrib]

48. was Susvain's shorts.

http://i.imgur.com/lrUC7XU.jpg

[Pikrib]

rl attacks will not be tolerated

LoL, did you petition me when you are the one who posted the pics?

That aint right dude.

[Susvain2]

na

[grannock]

52. Too busy editing unfunny photos.

[Pikrib]

53. petition quest :D

[grannock]

Dango why shave your chest hair bro?

[Knightt 2.0]

48. was Susvain's shorts.

http://i.imgur.com/lrUC7XU.jpg

Lmao is this real?

[Susvain2]

no its a drawing

[Eslade]

The tits or the piss stain?

[Syft-X]

49. Syft won't buff the raid because he has been sitting in town for 2 months waiting for Colgate to return to bind spot.

It hurts me so bad when awful players who have no kills make fun of me for killing their heroes.

[Genedin]

heroes of the storm heroes?

[HippoNipple]

It hurts me so bad when awful players who have no kills make fun of me for killing their heroes.

54. Getting too mad.

[Guido]

50. Andis is no longer carrying the Azrael crew.

this is by far the best one.

[Syft-X]

this is by far the best one.

You are agreeing with someone nobody even knows. And would be erased from Red99 if the forums didn't exist.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=25587,filename=stop-posting.jpg

[minakto]

too stupid toe ven link an image.

[Eslade]

L2fq tard

[snufzaimoverlord]

Actually feel sorry for syft. Obvious brain damage.

[Syft-X]

Actually feel sorry for syft. Obvious brain damage.

Does your mouth move on it's own or does Colgate have to wiggle the three fingers he has up your ass?

[fred schnarf]

dude you got like 30 posts in past 2 hours syft put the keyboard down

[Purp]

cringe

[Syft-X]

It's too easy to make fun of your nerds god I need a new hobby when I'm bored at work feels like wrestling retarded toddlers.

[Ella`Ella]

Syft-X is online now
Fire Giant

Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 612
Total Posts

Total Posts: 612
Posts Per Day: 11.64

Yikes!


Did I do it right??

[Uuruk]

He actually averages 36 posts a day. RnF doesn't count.

[Ezalor]

yiKes ©

[Syft-X]

Syft-X is online now
Fire Giant

Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 612
Total Posts

Total Posts: 612
Posts Per Day: 11.64

Yikes!


Did I do it right??

Actually i barely post then i post a lot one day, you post consistently everyday rain or shine.

[HippoNipple]

It's too easy to make fun of your nerds god I need a new hobby when I'm bored at work feels like wrestling retarded toddlers.

55. Busy wrestling retarded toddlers.

[HippoNipple]

Actually i barely post then i post a lot one day, you post consistently everyday rain or shine.

56. Denial

[grannock]

Denial is a good one.

[ducktv]

I'm gonna be honest. I don't know who grannock is.

[grannock]

Reebz see number 56.

[Radicale]

Ive been watching this forum for a bit. I see that a lot of you go off on a tangent by the fifth or sixth post. Do some of you even know why you respond to these threads?

[SamwiseRed]

Ive been watching this forum for a bit. I see that a lot of you go off on a tangent by the fifth or sixth post. Do some of you even know why you respond to these threads?

u fuckin wut m8?

[Radicale]

u fuckin wut m8?

Just proved my point Sammy boy.

[ducktv]

Reebz see number 56.

naw

[SamwiseRed]

Just proved my point Sammy boy.

reported

[Slathar]

naw

this is grannock



Name Rank Class Kills Deaths Ratio Streak Points Guild
Grannock 6844 17 32 0.53 0 1.04 Empire

[Tapatio]

reported

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-57918-Denzel-Washington-my-man-gif-I-1KVs.gif

[ducktv]

this is grannock



Name Rank Class Kills Deaths Ratio Streak Points Guild
Grannock 6844 17 32 0.53 0 1.04 Empire

Reebz Azrael Grannock Holocaust Karnor's Castle 0.24 March 25 2015 8:20:41 PM

oh I guess I killed him. later nerd.