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grannock
06-23-2015, 02:52 PM
Lets sum up all the reasons gg cant kill any level 60 raid mobs.

1. Waiting for velious.

2. Timers are too late.

3. Timers are too early.

4. Timers are too mid day.

5. They are all employed.

6. Skeleton models.

7. Gyno rmt.

8. Lite can only box 4 toons at once.

9. Zerg too unfair.

10. Undergeared zerg too weak.

11. Gongshow = Sirken.

12. Not enough dkp.

13. Jibekin has too much dkp.

14. Saving their energy for vox.

15. Slathar has all 15 of his toons in the hole.

16. Only care about YT.

17. Scared of getting yt'd.

18. Too busy exploiting fungi pull to crypt.

19. Bored kunark.

20. Pussy.

This is a living document, feel free to contribute.

fred schnarf
06-23-2015, 02:55 PM
grannock only logs in for bosses

Pikrib
06-23-2015, 02:56 PM
Holy cringe batman!

grannock
06-23-2015, 02:56 PM
Should we add that to the list? Because im online?

SamwiseRed
06-23-2015, 02:58 PM
yikes

grannock
06-23-2015, 02:59 PM
21. Gongshow name change.

22. Colgate no name change.

fred schnarf
06-23-2015, 02:59 PM
Should we add that to the list? Because im online?

was today a respawn day?

fred schnarf
06-23-2015, 03:00 PM
21. Gongshow unemployed and on welfare 30+.

22. Colgate not old enough to work outside fast food on summer break from high school.


keke

Malevz
06-23-2015, 03:01 PM
21. Gongshow name change.

22. Colgate no name change.

That's good!

23. Skellingtons have no nameplates.

dontbanpls
06-23-2015, 03:01 PM
I find it funny that the same people who cry about colgates name not being changed had no problem with Bigtuna

SamwiseRed
06-23-2015, 03:03 PM
I don't care about Colgates name change although personally if I were him I'd want it changed too.

I am sad that 20 people petitioned to have my warriors named changed though. RIP Bastard.

grannock
06-23-2015, 03:13 PM
24. Not enough deleveled toons with epics.

25. Pumped quit.

Susvain2
06-23-2015, 03:15 PM
26. Fandango griefs their exp groups

grannock
06-23-2015, 03:17 PM
Lets be real, rocknrolla camped in solb is a much bigger problem.

Susvain2
06-23-2015, 03:18 PM
27. Rocknrolla hoardin T crowns, GG can't get ample MR

SamwiseRed
06-23-2015, 03:20 PM
who's rocknrolla?

28. lnsing from Fandago's pants was not a pleasant experience.

HippoNipple
06-23-2015, 03:38 PM
29. It's summer and they are hanging out with their cool and normal friends

30. The server isn't fun because Empire zergs 10 v 1 at all times

31. Empire never logs in unless it is repop day

32. Nirgon casts shadow step and gate so we can't kill him

33. Nirgon has adderall

34. When we trade pixels for adderall to compete we get scammed

35. Border Control

fred schnarf
06-23-2015, 03:41 PM
29. It's summer and they are hanging out with their cool and normal friends

30. The server isn't fun because Empire zergs 10 v 1 at all times

31. Empire never logs in unless it is repop day

32. Nirgon casts shadow step and gate so we can't kill him

33. Nirgon has adderall

34. When we trade pixels for adderall to compete we get scammed

35. Border Control

this is goog

FAPhoenix
06-23-2015, 03:48 PM
#5 is brutal...constantly seeing the batphone emails during the workday. I just gotta wait until I am retired and this 15 year old elfsim is 40 year old elfsim. Then *I* can compete.

Luckily most of you will still be here :)

Uuruk
06-23-2015, 04:05 PM
#36 would rather post on forums than actually play the game.

Malevz
06-23-2015, 04:25 PM
#37 waiting for variance to save the server
#38 waiting for new pvp teams

Malevz
06-23-2015, 04:27 PM
#39 Bunch of GG took cipro and lost their minds

krazyGlue
06-23-2015, 04:29 PM
This thread screams autism

HippoNipple
06-23-2015, 04:32 PM
#40 Autism

Farzo
06-23-2015, 04:45 PM
#41 GG lead by Lite.

SamwiseRed
06-23-2015, 04:53 PM
#41 GG lead by Lite.

what guild did you lead?

Xaanka
06-23-2015, 05:07 PM
i'll say it again, whining about colgate and gongshow's names is like the #1 quickest way to out yourself as a rustled whiny bitch babby on this server

Xaanka
06-23-2015, 05:07 PM
or really anyone's name on red server

Colgate
06-23-2015, 06:13 PM
I don't care about Colgates name change although personally if I were him I'd want it changed too.

I am sad that 20 people petitioned to have my warriors named changed though. RIP Bastard.

actually i think it was because you were talking in /ooc with a guide/GM online while they were clearly changing peoples' names that appeared to be offensive

Tiggles
06-23-2015, 06:15 PM
42. TMO stealing all their members.

SamwiseRed
06-23-2015, 06:22 PM
actually i think it was because you were talking in /ooc with a guide/GM online while they were clearly changing peoples' names that appeared to be offensive

ive had the same since classic. talked with amelinda/sirk/eunomia multiple times with it. Sirken said over 20 petitions were filed against my name. so ya, petitionquest :)

Cappa
06-23-2015, 06:28 PM
43 . Play nice policy

contemptor
06-23-2015, 08:13 PM
42. TMO stealing all their members.
Part of me can't wait for you to get to a level where you can compete, but I'm sure you will continue to blow each other and decide not to PVP.

LostCause
06-23-2015, 09:06 PM
Lets sum up all the reasons gg cant kill any level 60 raid mobs.

1. Waiting for velious.

2. Timers are too late.

3. Timers are too early.

4. Timers are too mid day.

5. They are all employed.

6. Skeleton models.

7. Gyno rmt.

8. Lite can only box 4 toons at once.

9. Zerg too unfair.

10. Undergeared zerg too weak.

11. Gongshow = Sirken.

12. Not enough dkp.

13. Jibekin has too much dkp.

14. Saving their energy for vox.

15. Slathar has all 15 of his toons in the hole.

16. Only care about YT.

17. Scared of getting yt'd.

18. Too busy exploiting fungi pull to crypt.

19. Bored kunark.

20. Pussy.

This is a living document, feel free to contribute.

that is 20



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Bazia
06-23-2015, 09:07 PM
1. not enough 60 rogues and t staff monks

only relevant problem noted in my version

HippoNipple
06-24-2015, 12:44 AM
ive had the same since classic. talked with amelinda/sirk/eunomia multiple times with it. Sirken said over 20 petitions were filed against my name. so ya, petitionquest :)

Amelinda changed my name the first week or so. Just remade it as an alt.

Alarti0001
06-24-2015, 12:56 AM
Part of me can't wait for you to get to a level where you can compete, but I'm sure you will continue to blow each other and decide not to PVP.

You were shit on blue.. no reason to think you've changed.

Farzo
06-24-2015, 02:03 AM
what guild did you lead?

I co-lead <Rootards>.

Syft-X
06-24-2015, 02:18 AM
Lets sum up all the reasons gg cant kill any level 60 raid mobs.

1. Waiting for velious.

2. Timers are too late.

3. Timers are too early.

4. Timers are too mid day.

5. They are all employed.

6. Skeleton models.

7. Gyno rmt.

8. Lite can only box 4 toons at once.

9. Zerg too unfair.

10. Undergeared zerg too weak.

11. Gongshow = Sirken.

12. Not enough dkp.

13. Jibekin has too much dkp.

14. Saving their energy for vox.

15. Slathar has all 15 of his toons in the hole.

16. Only care about YT.

17. Scared of getting yt'd.

18. Too busy exploiting fungi pull to crypt.

19. Bored kunark.

20. Pussy.

This is a living document, feel free to contribute.

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6819 Grannock 17 31 0.55 0 1.16

The only Rogue on the server with a negative kill death ratio

grannock
06-24-2015, 06:50 AM
46. Waiting for Grannock to get more yt.

contemptor
06-24-2015, 07:50 AM
You were the shit on blue.. no reason to think you've changed.
Fixed it for you. I'm still there bud and I'm still awesome. My guild didn't disband on me.

Alarti0001
06-24-2015, 09:34 AM
Fixed it for you. I'm still there bud and I'm still awesome. My guild didn't disband on me.

But you didnt fix anything lol.

Uuruk
06-24-2015, 09:37 AM
But you didnt fix anything lol.

Lol

Pikrib
06-24-2015, 11:13 AM
I co-lead <Rootards>.

Makes perfect sense.

vouss
06-24-2015, 11:19 AM
6819 Grannock 17 31 0.55 0 1.16

Susvain2
06-24-2015, 11:33 AM
47. Because Salem is done in Seb

HippoNipple
06-24-2015, 11:52 AM
49. Syft won't buff the raid because he has been sitting in town for 2 months waiting for Colgate to return to bind spot.

HippoNipple
06-24-2015, 11:53 AM
50. Andis is no longer carrying the Azrael crew.

Snapple
06-24-2015, 01:03 PM
If you havin dragon problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but loot aint one

Guido
06-24-2015, 01:13 PM
50. Andis is no longer carrying the Azrael crew.

chortled hard

Guido
06-24-2015, 01:14 PM
47. Because Salem is done in Seb

also a goog one

I remember that day he was like fuck this, its yours rofl

Knightt 2.0
06-24-2015, 01:21 PM
6819 Grannock 17 31 0.55 0 1.16

Grannock is horrible

Pikrib
06-24-2015, 01:37 PM
I got banned for 48. Then unbanned though.

pras Eunomia

grannock
06-24-2015, 01:53 PM
49. They are too inimpressed in 15 year old content?

Susvain2
06-24-2015, 01:54 PM
50. Triple kills

Fandango Empire Jarz Good Guys Trakanon's Teeth 0.00 June 24 2015 1:23:55 PM
Fandango Empire Jarz Good Guys Old Sebilis 0.06 June 24 2015 1:23:06 PM
Fandango Empire Dango Good Guys Old Sebilis 0.09 June 24 2015 1:22:33 PM

HippoNipple
06-24-2015, 01:56 PM
I got banned for 48. Then unbanned though.

pras Eunomia

What was 48 and why did it mysteriously disappear?

Susvain2
06-24-2015, 02:00 PM
rl attacks will not be tolerated

grannock
06-24-2015, 02:02 PM
51. No theme music on webpage.

Heebo
06-24-2015, 02:03 PM
48. FQ censorship

Pikrib
06-24-2015, 02:07 PM
48. was Susvain's shorts.

http://i.imgur.com/lrUC7XU.jpg

Pikrib
06-24-2015, 02:09 PM
rl attacks will not be tolerated

LoL, did you petition me when you are the one who posted the pics?

That aint right dude.

Susvain2
06-24-2015, 02:09 PM
na

grannock
06-24-2015, 02:10 PM
52. Too busy editing unfunny photos.

Pikrib
06-24-2015, 02:11 PM
53. petition quest :D

grannock
06-24-2015, 02:12 PM
Dango why shave your chest hair bro?

Knightt 2.0
06-24-2015, 02:16 PM
48. was Susvain's shorts.

http://i.imgur.com/lrUC7XU.jpg

Lmao is this real?

Susvain2
06-24-2015, 02:18 PM
no its a drawing

Eslade
06-24-2015, 02:33 PM
The tits or the piss stain?

Syft-X
06-25-2015, 10:36 AM
49. Syft won't buff the raid because he has been sitting in town for 2 months waiting for Colgate to return to bind spot.

It hurts me so bad when awful players who have no kills make fun of me for killing their heroes.

Genedin
06-25-2015, 10:39 AM
heroes of the storm heroes?

HippoNipple
06-25-2015, 12:16 PM
It hurts me so bad when awful players who have no kills make fun of me for killing their heroes.

54. Getting too mad.

Guido
06-25-2015, 12:29 PM
50. Andis is no longer carrying the Azrael crew.

this is by far the best one.

Syft-X
06-25-2015, 12:37 PM
this is by far the best one.

You are agreeing with someone nobody even knows. And would be erased from Red99 if the forums didn't exist.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=25587,filename=stop-posting.jpg

minakto
06-25-2015, 12:38 PM
too stupid toe ven link an image.

Eslade
06-25-2015, 12:39 PM
L2fq tard

snufzaimoverlord
06-25-2015, 12:40 PM
Actually feel sorry for syft. Obvious brain damage.

Syft-X
06-25-2015, 12:45 PM
Actually feel sorry for syft. Obvious brain damage.

Does your mouth move on it's own or does Colgate have to wiggle the three fingers he has up your ass?

fred schnarf
06-25-2015, 12:50 PM
dude you got like 30 posts in past 2 hours syft put the keyboard down

Purp
06-25-2015, 12:51 PM
cringe

Syft-X
06-25-2015, 12:53 PM
It's too easy to make fun of your nerds god I need a new hobby when I'm bored at work feels like wrestling retarded toddlers.

Ella`Ella
06-25-2015, 01:13 PM
Syft-X is online now
Fire Giant

Join Date: May 2015
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Total Posts

Total Posts: 612
Posts Per Day: 11.64

Yikes!


Did I do it right??

Uuruk
06-25-2015, 01:16 PM
He actually averages 36 posts a day. RnF doesn't count.

Ezalor
06-25-2015, 01:18 PM
yiKes ©

Syft-X
06-25-2015, 01:21 PM
Syft-X is online now
Fire Giant

Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 612
Total Posts

Total Posts: 612
Posts Per Day: 11.64

Yikes!


Did I do it right??

Actually i barely post then i post a lot one day, you post consistently everyday rain or shine.

HippoNipple
06-25-2015, 03:02 PM
It's too easy to make fun of your nerds god I need a new hobby when I'm bored at work feels like wrestling retarded toddlers.

55. Busy wrestling retarded toddlers.

HippoNipple
06-25-2015, 03:03 PM
Actually i barely post then i post a lot one day, you post consistently everyday rain or shine.

56. Denial

grannock
06-25-2015, 03:38 PM
Denial is a good one.

ducktv
06-25-2015, 04:02 PM
I'm gonna be honest. I don't know who grannock is.

grannock
06-25-2015, 04:15 PM
Reebz see number 56.

Radicale
06-25-2015, 04:24 PM
Ive been watching this forum for a bit. I see that a lot of you go off on a tangent by the fifth or sixth post. Do some of you even know why you respond to these threads?

SamwiseRed
06-25-2015, 04:25 PM
Ive been watching this forum for a bit. I see that a lot of you go off on a tangent by the fifth or sixth post. Do some of you even know why you respond to these threads?

u fuckin wut m8?

Radicale
06-25-2015, 04:35 PM
u fuckin wut m8?

Just proved my point Sammy boy.

ducktv
06-25-2015, 04:39 PM
Reebz see number 56.

naw

SamwiseRed
06-25-2015, 04:40 PM
Just proved my point Sammy boy.

reported

Slathar
06-25-2015, 04:52 PM
naw

this is grannock



Name Rank Class Kills Deaths Ratio Streak Points Guild
Grannock 6844 17 32 0.53 0 1.04 Empire

Tapatio
06-25-2015, 04:55 PM
reported

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-57918-Denzel-Washington-my-man-gif-I-1KVs.gif

ducktv
06-25-2015, 05:25 PM
this is grannock



Name Rank Class Kills Deaths Ratio Streak Points Guild
Grannock 6844 17 32 0.53 0 1.04 Empire

Reebz Azrael Grannock Holocaust Karnor's Castle 0.24 March 25 2015 8:20:41 PM

oh I guess I killed him. later nerd.