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syzygyst
06-21-2015, 09:30 PM
http://slimgur.com/image/6zw

syzygyst
06-21-2015, 09:30 PM
http://slimgur.com/image/6zw

Ok. Images no worky


http://slimgur.com/image/6zw

Tapatio
06-21-2015, 09:34 PM
Greetings citizens

Magikarp
06-21-2015, 09:47 PM
ur suppose to write ur name on the paper or something

like "-syft" or "with love, syft"

Eslade
06-22-2015, 09:07 AM
This is one of the saddest threads that I've ever seen.

Casey VII
06-22-2015, 12:01 PM
Why does this guy keep making new forum accounts?

Syft-X
06-22-2015, 12:25 PM
ur suppose to write ur name on the paper or something

like "-syft" or "with love, syft"

I've posted my pics that's not me.

Grimjaw
06-22-2015, 12:28 PM
Ok. Images no worky


http://slimgur.com/image/6zw


your posting a link to a webpage, not the actual picture. that's why it wont show up on the forums. if you scroll down on that page and click "Embed codes" you will find the direct link to the image that will wok (Image URL)

http://slimgur.com/images/2015/06/21/e5f8822f9f3d985a7a3fafaa4d2799fd.jpg

Doors
06-22-2015, 12:46 PM
This post is awful + cringeworthy.

derpcake
06-22-2015, 12:55 PM
11k posts, 17 FQ accounts, can't post images.

should start a fundraiser

Bazia
06-22-2015, 01:05 PM
farzo + syft bottom of the barrel

TacoSmasher
06-22-2015, 01:06 PM
I've posted my pics that's not me.

That first pic you posted was definitely not you lol.

This picture is though, hehe.

Syft-X
06-22-2015, 01:19 PM
That first pic you posted was definitely not you lol.

This picture is though, hehe.

Really because it's the same one on my facebook with a buncha other pics of me lol don't be mad I'm not fugly.

Tapatio
06-22-2015, 01:39 PM
U r weird with disabilities

Pikrib
06-22-2015, 01:48 PM
Anyone seen the movie Identity?

Maybe Syft's multiple personalities are killing each other off, and eventually their will only be one personality left.

TacoSmasher
06-22-2015, 01:48 PM
Forumquest Achievement Unlocked: Get a PM from Psycho Member of the Community

http://i.imgur.com/kcN2ow0.png

Tapatio
06-22-2015, 02:09 PM
don't be afraid he's prob watching will Smith movies and chasing the dragon

Syft-X
06-22-2015, 02:10 PM
Anyone seen the movie Identity?

Maybe Syft's multiple personalities are killing each other off, and eventually their will only be one personality left.

http://rbfoto.smugmug.com/Other/Photoshop-FUN/i-TKBj9S3/0/L/IMG2577-L.jpg

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 04:31 PM
That first pic you posted was definitely not you lol.

This picture is though, hehe.

Whatever you say Kimm.

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 04:32 PM
ur suppose to write ur name on the paper or something

like "-syft" or "with love, syft"

I would if I were Syft. You should hush now Colgate.

Snapple
06-22-2015, 04:33 PM
Ok. Images no worky


http://slimgur.com/image/6zw

retard

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 04:50 PM
retard

Shut up Gyno

Buhbuh
06-22-2015, 05:04 PM
I'm still curious as to what the separate account is for other than to back himself up. The blatant tone change from one account the other is just awful.

fred schnarf
06-22-2015, 05:07 PM
as a neutral third party syzgyst has said nothing about pvp and seems to be having fun

whats the resemblence other then a semi similar name?

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 05:26 PM
as a neutral third party syzgyst has said nothing about pvp and seems to be having fun

whats the resemblence other then a semi similar name?

Most of them wouldn't know what syzygy even means without a dictionary. Personally, I think it's a pretty weak way to try and troll me and Syft. But I guess all of Colgate's, Kimm's and Gyno's alt accounts that are calling me Syft are just projecting their own insanity. Seek halp. :)

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 05:27 PM
I'm still curious as to what the separate account is for other than to back himself up. The blatant tone change from one account the other is just awful.

Hush Colgate.

Madbad
06-22-2015, 05:40 PM
I doubt he is syft, however, being called syft is enough to push a man over the edge. Do you want that blood on your hands?

dontbanpls
06-22-2015, 05:49 PM
He is the only person other than syft to compliment syft. The evidence is damning.

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 05:51 PM
I think Syft is a hoot actually. I offered a bet for real money in another post, but it may be that those calling me Syft are unemployed and can't afford to lose.

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 05:52 PM
He is the only person other than syft to compliment syft. The evidence is damning.

You, you're just obsessed and likely a sociopath. Seek halp. I bet you are another Kimm alt account.

dontbanpls
06-22-2015, 05:53 PM
^ case closed http://www.powericare.com/wp-content/uploads/Detective-Conan-Wallpaper.jpg

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 05:55 PM
^ case closed http://www.powericare.com/wp-content/uploads/Detective-Conan-Wallpaper.jpg

Yep. Posting stupid gif. Hi Kimm.

dontbanpls
06-22-2015, 05:56 PM
it's a jpeg

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 05:57 PM
it's a jpeg

Ok Kimm

dontbanpls
06-22-2015, 05:57 PM
As long as we are clear

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 05:58 PM
As long as we are clear

Ok Kimm, gotcha.

LostCause
06-22-2015, 07:14 PM
https://slimgur.com/images/2015/06/21/e5f8822f9f3d985a7a3fafaa4d2799fd.jpg

Eslade
06-22-2015, 08:13 PM
Either Syft is turning the retard up to 11 or this is a new guy fighting for the title of intercontinental retard champion.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18qpm3e3jg6pagif/ku-xlarge.gif

Buhbuh
06-22-2015, 08:27 PM
someone with 100 posts that just came on the scene wouldn't even know who Kimm is/ his posting tendencies

syft = aids

Syft-X
06-22-2015, 08:28 PM
Either Syft is turning the retard up to 11 or this is a new guy fighting for the title of intercontinental retard champion.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18qpm3e3jg6pagif/ku-xlarge.gif

Still trying to be relevant on a game you suck at, good luck champ, I applaud your efforts.

Eslade
06-22-2015, 08:32 PM
Thx for share

Buhbuh
06-22-2015, 08:33 PM
he's slipping

syft retardation coming out

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 08:36 PM
Either Syft is turning the retard up to 11 or this is a new guy fighting for the title of intercontinental retard champion.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18qpm3e3jg6pagif/ku-xlarge.gif

Is he another Kimm, or another Colgate? Hard to choose between two dweebs.

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 08:37 PM
he's slipping

syft retardation coming out

Ok Nirgon.

Syft-X
06-22-2015, 08:56 PM
he's slipping

syft retardation coming out

You just mad I whooped Jimi's ass the other day lol later gater!

TacoSmasher
06-22-2015, 09:29 PM
You just mad I whooped Jimi's ass the other day lol later gater!


Hi! Guess what?

Chicken butt. Still not Syft. lol



It is painfully obvious from the way you compose your posts that you are the same person. You are actually retarded if you think everyone is that retarded.

Syft-X
06-22-2015, 09:51 PM
LOL I don't really give a fuck who you think I am this week, Every other month there is a new conspiracy of who I am and personally I love every second of it.

I especially love that I don't even have to put any effort it to achieve this lvl of paranoia, I have this server so rustled that they literally troll themselves.

Madbad
06-22-2015, 10:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gOR8KRd.jpg

syzygyst
06-22-2015, 10:51 PM
Lol, too funny. I will leave these fellas with this line, and I paraphrase.

if your fuckin' is anything like your detective work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.

Buhbuh
06-22-2015, 11:54 PM
i dont remember getting whooped

i saw you guys get wrecked 8v15 in kith the other day before another group showed up to save you

I remember this kill when it was it was me vs like 40 -

Jimi Empire Orym Azrael The Overthere 0.61 May 07 2015 8:04:03 PM

Syft-X
06-23-2015, 12:03 AM
i dont remember getting whooped

i saw you guys get wrecked 8v15 in kith the other day before another group showed up to save you

I remember this kill when it was it was me vs like 40 -

Jimi Empire Orym Azrael The Overthere 0.61 May 07 2015 8:04:03 PM

Grats on killing Murda 10v1, I know you'd love to brag about 1v1 kills but you don't get any, keep on keeping on Warmbody.

Buhbuh
06-23-2015, 12:21 AM
it was hard being alone vs 10, but i survived and pulled through

Syft-X
06-23-2015, 12:45 AM
it was hard being alone vs 10, but i survived and pulled through

You couldn't even post a killshot of a single person who was worth talking about you killed 1v1. Don't act like we all don't know your a shitty warmbody who needs to be carried by zergs.

Buhbuh
06-23-2015, 12:54 AM
i don't take screenshots, never have

EQ is fun, but it's not like they're are moments worth cherishing

i just enjoy the game while my AIDS slowly kills me off

Buhbuh
06-23-2015, 12:55 AM
there*

Syft-X
06-23-2015, 01:02 AM
i don't take screenshots, never have

EQ is fun, but it's not like they're are moments worth cherishing

i just enjoy the game while my AIDS slowly kills me off

Of course you don't take screenshots you don't do anything noteworthy on this entire server.

Your Red99 dairy would read.

Today I joined a zerg...

followed by 180 blank pages.

iruinedyourday
06-23-2015, 02:28 AM
oh look syft logged off his other shitty account, so he posted everywhere all at once.

syzygyst
06-23-2015, 04:17 PM
oh look syft logged off his other shitty account, so he posted everywhere all at once.

No one but you could be this stupid and oblivious. Yob tvoyu mat,pizhde

TYS
06-23-2015, 04:44 PM
your posting a link to a webpage, not the actual picture. that's why it wont show up on the forums. if you scroll down on that page and click "Embed codes" you will find the direct link to the image that will wok (Image URL)

http://slimgur.com/images/2015/06/21/e5f8822f9f3d985a7a3fafaa4d2799fd.jpg

time for a haircut big guy

syzygyst
06-23-2015, 04:49 PM
time for a haircut big guy

Not for a bit yet :) I want to let it go for a bit longer before I short it again. Besides, the woman likes it long.

Dickcancer
06-23-2015, 07:35 PM
time for a haircut big guy

http://i.imgur.com/C1ubbUI.jpg

syzygyst
06-23-2015, 08:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/C1ubbUI.jpg

I have a big knife too. In Javier Bardem's defense, dude gets more as than a toilet seat.

syzygyst
06-23-2015, 08:37 PM
I have a big knife too. In Javier Bardem's defense, dude gets more as than a toilet seat.

Also, I am descended from irish soldiers who settled in spain, so it's funny you picked him to troll me with. He looks like some of my relatives. Good choice.

Snapple
06-23-2015, 11:13 PM
Also, I am descended from irish soldiers who settled in spain, so it's funny you picked him to troll me with. He looks like some of my relatives. Good choice.

god you are weird

JayN
06-23-2015, 11:17 PM
your posting a link to a webpage, not the actual picture. that's why it wont show up on the forums. if you scroll down on that page and click "Embed codes" you will find the direct link to the image that will wok (Image URL)

http://slimgur.com/images/2015/06/21/e5f8822f9f3d985a7a3fafaa4d2799fd.jpg


That looks like a bowl cut and a manifesto, next Charleston....

Eslade
06-23-2015, 11:35 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/624/189/795.gif

Syft-X
06-24-2015, 02:21 AM
oh look syft logged off his other shitty account, so he posted everywhere all at once.

I only have one forum account all my others are banned for empire whining to GM's.

syzygyst
06-24-2015, 05:01 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/624/189/795.gif

That gif is exactly how I imagine you look like.

syzygyst
06-24-2015, 05:03 PM
That looks like a bowl cut and a manifesto, next Charleston....

lol, good one Kimm!

syzygyst
06-24-2015, 05:03 PM
god you are weird

I guess I would to someone who's a Marfan meth-addict.

Casey VII
06-24-2015, 08:50 PM
God look at all those ignored posts above me, like a sea of roses

syzygyst
06-24-2015, 09:04 PM
God look at all those ignored posts above me, like a sea of roses

Thank you! Have a good day! You're awesome w00t!

Syft-X
06-25-2015, 11:26 AM
God look at all those ignored posts above me, like a sea of roses

I don't even have to place Casey on ignore ingame, I enter a zone he leaves immediately.

Tameth
06-27-2015, 12:27 AM
suck it

LoliPops
06-27-2015, 12:20 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/914/123/5ea.jpg

B4EQWASCOOL
06-27-2015, 12:26 PM
God look at all those ignored posts above me, like a sea of roses

Ignore feature is overpowered. Love it.

Get fucked, attention starved nerds.