Hellion - the fungi/epic twink rogue, terrible at pvp

[Swish]

I'm no EQ PvP veteran but holy shit is this guy bad...ran him around for about 10 minutes and after using 2 pumice charges on a paladin with no gear he got KS'ed by Unrest trash.

If you can't bear to look at the pvp anymore, the ooc is p gud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIc1VrJc92k

<3

[Susvain2]

music was great what is that?

[Swish]

Donkey Kong Country, the soundtrack

[Tiggles]

All I see is a group with a high level out of range healer attacking a solo rogue first (you blinded him as soon as you saw him)

Then I saw you run around and train him and your group while he tried to defend himself.

Fungi tunics and epics at low level are not a crime. Who knows it might of been a TMO member looking for a group with you guys?

For someone who tries to promote the red server griefing new players in unrest is very out of character for you swish.

Also that music was great what's it from?

[Swish]

All I see is a group with a high level out of range healer attacking a solo rogue first (you blinded him as soon as you saw him)

Tried to blind him about 7-8 times, the guy got his MR gear and 3-4 levels on me (red con).

[Swish]

shit am I the only one here who played Donkey Kong Country growing up?

[Tiggles]

Tried to blind him about 7-8 times, the guy got his MR gear and 3-4 levels on me (red con).

That doesn't mean anything. You can't judge a person by the color of their con or the gear they are wearing. He probably wanted to group and got afraid when some dude with a oor druid started attacking him.

Just because someone has a fungi tunic doesn't give you permission to gank them. They don't deserve that just because of who they dress.

[Bazia]

this guy was extremely bad

[Swish]

Is he a TMO app Tiggles? Smells like it - bad at pvp, geared to the teeth, must have traded a lot of blue plat.

[Tiggles]

Is he a TMO app Tiggles? Smells like it - bad at pvp, geared to the teeth, must have traded a lot of blue plat.

Not one of us...yet

#roguelivesmatter

[georgie]

probably someones son playing relax. also hes 10-0 on leaderboard somehow

[LostCause]

shit am I the only one here who played Donkey Kong Country growing up?

lol nope loved DK i knew what the song was soon as i heard it.

[Pikrib]

shit am I the only one here who played Donkey Kong Country growing up?

I still remember the "oh oh ah ah ah" monkey noises from the game.

I sometimes break them out irl when i'm porkin the wife.

[Ella`Ella]

Not one of us...yet

#roguelivesmatter

Dirks up. Don't shoot.

[Madbad]

I still remember the "oh oh ah ah ah" monkey noises from the game.

I sometimes break them out irl when i'm porkin the wife.

LOL!

[Purp]

immediately knew this music was from DK country

everyone here must be 30+

[Swish]

I still remember the "oh oh ah ah ah" monkey noises (https://youtu.be/GhGBXPYydJE) from the game.

I sometimes break them out irl when i'm porkin the wife.

hehehhe

[Hellion]

http://i.imgur.com/mO00bYb.png

[derpcake]

I still remember the "oh oh ah ah ah" monkey noises from the game.

I sometimes break them out irl when i'm porkin the wife.

do you do the hands clapping thing to decide who gets lead?

that'd be awesome

[Tassador]

Thank god I read before clicking these videos or I might have to endure another 6 min video with no yt.

[Recycled Children]

"This guy is bad but I got killed."

http://www.thegifspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/o7x1oEZ.gif

[Fael]

whats up with him being 10-0 but having extra no points, and no rank?

[Fael]

correction: he has extra points, but his rank is like 100000

[Colgate]

from what i've gathered:

jeremy's leaderboard used to auto update ranks with every kill, which was fine until mass pvp happened, and the monitor would miss kills, go down, etc.

so he changed it to update ranks every now and then(maybe manually triggered?) to save resources

what ended up happening was new players to the system were rank 0, which put them at the top of the leaderboard and caused other annoying issues

so he set the default rank for new players to be 100000 or whatever until their rank gets updated with the rest of them

[Doors]

Swish why are you crying about pvp on a pvp server bro.

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/4myEc.gif

I'm just amused that you can put a fungi on someone, give them a rogue epic and decent offhander and that you can still run them around for 10 minutes on a naked paladin.

Also amusing is that the guy is so bad with all his shiny items that despite using (wasting) 2 pumice charges he loses the YT to unrest trash... ho ho ho.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

If someone wanted to grief twinks, even if it would take more than one person, what would be the best way to go about it?

[Videri]

I believe an enchanter, a snarer, and sufficient DPS would be able to put a stop to even a fungi twink. Tash, dispels, snare, debuffs, some rogue poison if you've got it (snare, root, or perhaps blind if you've got snare or root covered), and apply damage. It does take a lot of hits to drop these twinks, though.

[iruinedyourday]

If someone wanted to grief twinks, even if it would take more than one person, what would be the best way to go about it?

a bunch of bards, so you could wear dark blue armor and make a guild called <cops>

[Koota]

a bunch of bards, so you could wear dark blue armor and make a guild called <cops>

This guy gets it

[Casey VII]

If someone wanted to grief twinks, even if it would take more than one person, what would be the best way to go about it?

the best way to go about it would be to have the canadian government capture you and then experiment on your body in order to become the ultimate banker

http://i.imgur.com/V1eGUng.png

[Hellion]

Greetings Mahvel (Swish),

I am sorry if my large Barbarian stature scared you that tends to be a common reaction from the residents of Faydwer. I meant no harm, I had never seen a half elf half human before and was intrigued but you began to attack me. My natural instincts kicked in and I proceeded to engage you in combat. "A worthy opponent" I thought but that notion was quickly dismissed as you proceeded to run around like a gnoll pup with it's head cut off. I gave chase but couldn't keep up and now your moving painting has proven why, you were infused with the wolf spirit! I was bearing no such beneficial magic so I tried my best to keep and in doing so managed to take you down to half of your health even though you also had health magic. Those pesky death beetles provided no benefit to my situation either as they kept stunning me.

On our second engagement I decided that using my magical Crystallized Pumice Stone was the course of action and it swung the battle in my favor. As soon as you weren't able to run as fast as a snow wolf you began to kiss the blade! While the skeletons from inside the Estate may have taken the final death blow your moving painting doesn't show you kissing my blade as you ran for Dagnor's Cauldron.

I'm sorry our encounter left you upset. Please don't let our quarrel deter you from your holy journey.

Best of luck,
Hellion Rogue of the 34th Circle

P.S. Don't continually cast the same spell I resist over and over like some man juice swilling fire giant.

[Swish]

a bunch of bards, so you could wear dark blue armor and make a guild called <cops>

http://www.gifwave.com/media/509439_funny-home-video-cops-doors-reno-911.gif

[Kastro]

http://www.gifwave.com/media/509439_funny-home-video-cops-doors-reno-911.gif

Red lesson #20 is not entirely correct. .. I've found that FD once there are a few angry local citizens involved works very well if done right...

Also works nice vs enchanters with charmed mobs , pumice, FD, laugh...

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Greetings Mahvel (Swish),

I am sorry if my large Barbarian stature scared you that tends to be a common reaction from the residents of Faydwer. I meant no harm, I had never seen a half elf half human before and was intrigued but you began to attack me. My natural instincts kicked in and I proceeded to engage you in combat. "A worthy opponent" I thought but that notion was quickly dismissed as you proceeded to run around like a gnoll pup with it's head cut off. I gave chase but couldn't keep up and now your moving painting has proven why, you were infused with the wolf spirit! I was bearing no such beneficial magic so I tried my best to keep and in doing so managed to take you down to half of your health even though you also had health magic. Those pesky death beetles provided no benefit to my situation either as they kept stunning me.

On our second engagement I decided that using my magical Crystallized Pumice Stone was the course of action and it swung the battle in my favor. As soon as you weren't able to run as fast as a snow wolf you began to kiss the blade! While the skeletons from inside the Estate may have taken the final death blow your moving painting doesn't show you kissing my blade as you ran for Dagnor's Cauldron.

I'm sorry our encounter left you upset. Please don't let our quarrel deter you from your holy journey.

Best of luck,
Hellion Rogue of the 34th Circle

P.S. Don't continually cast the same spell I resist over and over like some man juice swilling fire giant.

Tiggles had it right? We're you typing rogue LFG when Swish blinded you? I've been thinking about this video for days.

Dirks up? Rogue life matters?

[Tiggles]

Tiggles had it right? We're you typing rogue LFG when Swish blinded you? I've been thinking about this video for days.

Dirks up? Rogue life matters?

Always knew swish was toxic to the server.