Very Serious Question for the Community

[Doors]

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/casaundra-401315.html

[Zalaerian]

need an intervention here....linked this in AIM now doors is in love


plz send help

[Zalaerian]

i told him id pick up him up otw to Memphis when she gets out, but im sacrificing him to her in case she a serial killer or some shit

[Stasis01]

They probably just want you to send them money.

[Agatha]

says birthdate 75? looks like the pictures might be uhhh, 15 years old? how bout some recent ones, no way that chick is almost 40.

[Zalaerian]

Well Doors is planning a road trip to memphis when she gets out and will let you know

[deathpanel]

Doors, i more then anyone want to see you rise above and get laid.

But lets work with your skillset and level of charisma.

I think you could pull this.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/vetina-944393.html

NO PROBLEMS

RL is all about progression. gotta start somewhere

[Swish]

Maybe the internet needs Twitch.tv for female prisoners.... tuning in for the same reason really.

[iruinedyourday]

I love looking at the results.

Glenzig is like, 'no, I have before not a good idea'.

[deathpanel]

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/alfonso-96a8527.html

Now there is a hunk for you doors

[Syft-X]

LOL Doors you are a pathetic motherfucker, I'm sure the Nigerian men who wrote this ad desperately await your first letter and monthly checks.

[georgie]

says birthdate 75? looks like the pictures might be uhhh, 15 years old? how bout some recent ones, no way that chick is almost 40.

That's definitely no 15.. but she definitely not from 1975

[georgie]

LOL Doors you are a pathetic motherfucker, I'm sure the Nigerian men who wrote this ad desperately await your first letter and monthly checks.

Lol. Yes the site looks shitty.

[Terpuntine]

Doors has a better chance at beating Lite 1v1 than getting laid.

[Syft-X]

Bitch ain't real, and even if she is she don't look like that anymore. she was 23 in that photo bitch was born in 75. You ever go to a highschool reunion lol world of difference between 23 and 39.

Doors obviously didn't do the math because he was thinking with his untouched johnson

[iruinedyourday]

Syft-x thinks this thread is real, aka p99 forums is as real as his life gets.

[deathpanel]

Bitch ain't real, and even if she is she don't look like that anymore. she was 23 in that photo bitch was born in 75. You ever go to a highschool reunion lol world of difference between 23 and 39.

Doors obviously didn't do the math because he was thinking with his untouched johnson

lol @ johnson

[Syft-X]

Syft-x thinks this thread is real, aka p99 forums is as real as his life gets.

I think Doors thinks its real anyone that angry all day hasnt been laid in a real long time.

[Doors]

Need everyone to vote. Very important.

[Zalaerian]

http://tennessee.arrests.org/Arrests/Casaundra_Mays_8227105/

[Doors]

Ya I like dat.

[Syft-X]

Ya I like dat.

Jesus christ bro if shit is honestly so bad you're skimming bitches in prison to write letters to in the hopes of getting ass I'll fucking get you laid. I can't promise she'll be the hottest bitch in the world because I have no idea what i'm working with on your end, but definitely can get you some ass.

[Bazia]

is any thread safe from syft shitposting


anyways voted no because you can google the mugshot and its not good

[Uuruk]

Sending a PM in right now to have you banned for forum abuse. Please post in the right sections.

[Uuruk]

I'll undo this PM if someone posts an inmate that looks like Lite (can be male or female I know he likes to crossdress)

Thanks!

[iruinedyourday]

In all seriousness if any of these babes are allowed to play eq while they in the can, let me know.

[Syft-X]

is any thread safe from syft shitposting


anyways voted no because you can google the mugshot and its not good

IDK is any dick in empire safe from your mouth?

[Recycled Children]

IDK is any dick in empire safe from your mouth?

Chortle

[vinnidel]

bazia is a neutral party tbh. I'd be in GG if i was still playing and find Syft to completely retarded and obnoxious.

[Syft-X]

bazia is a neutral party tbh. I'd be in GG if i was still playing and find Syft to completely retarded and obnoxious.

Nah he's known for going dick to face with aimchat, and a total sperglord in TS. Comes to the forums with a fake facade of being cool and collected but ingame he's an immersed clown who bugs the fuck out the minute he dies.

He threw a total bitchfit when murda killed him. Also a known RMTer.

[Purp]

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jennifer-156562.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2706428/High-class-prostitute-earned-500K-year-hide-cash-air-vents-apartment-JAILED-three-years.html


write this bitch and ask her where she stashed the 500k

[hammbone]

Stay away. She is a lonely felon and was probably previously using the last name Johnson. She is 5'9 and 165 lbs. She looks nothing like that photo.

Either way, this is a game convicts play to start developing options upon their release.

[Clark]

Definitely not. Like Chris Brown says I don't mess with broke girls.

[Smedy]

Well Doors is planning a road trip to memphis when she gets out and will let you know

lol

[Clark]

^ lol missed that first time

[Drakaris]

Oh well some ppl can get what they can get. They didn't have 4+ girls wanting them at any one time like some alpha males do. Good luck pal.

[Genedin]

Doors has a better chance at beating Lite 1v1 than getting laid.

lol

[LoliPops]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/girl-mace-23235628.jpg

[Pumped]

she may have looked like that at one point but those pics were most likely taken way before she was incarcerated and she does not look like that i promise

also after a few years in prison with poor hygeine im sure people have had her way with her, also she gona come home chock full of STD's

but its not like your going to bang her or even write her your just posting it on an elf forum.

Enjoy the jerkoff session tho

[Eslade]

Love how serious nerds are taking this. Thread could use about 3 less Syft posts.

[Fame]

Try talking to women that you know are outta your league. Maybe target that lower middle class. You, I and everyone else knows bitches in that class are gonna have at least one major bout with depression and soon after that, desperation is at peak, this is your chance to shine boys. Your chance to shine. Remember to pull out.

[LoliPops]

also after a few years in prison with poor hygeine im sure people have had her way with her, also she gona come home chock full of STD's


tomatoking speaks from IRL experience sadly
http://i0.wp.com/img.chinasmack.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/yao-ming-rage.jpg

[Clark]

http://www.ebengregory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/beyond_scared_straight_teens_meet_inmates_in_the_a lternative_lifestyle_unit_season_5.jpg

[Clark]

Love how serious nerds are taking this. Thread could use about 3 less Syft posts.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/8a/8a0300eea86c120a9e7a9c4f4ecff27dec85c6a80e1a8dcf98 cdf61a9760222a.jpg

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Stay away. She is a lonely felon and was probably previously using the last name Johnson. She is 5'9 and 165 lbs. She looks nothing like that photo.

Either way, this is a game convicts play to start developing options upon their release.

So much this last sentence.

[Sima]

Today I learned Praise Dancing is a thing. Ugh, that website is a real downer =/

[Fael]

I'm a criminal defense attorney in Tennessee. you have to do something pretty fucked up to get sentenced to jail time without a suspended sentence.

[TYS]

looked like it was aggravated robbery?

[Timelord]

https://instagram.com/oksana_rykova/

[Doors]

That's some fine detective work Timelord.

I think we can safely conclude everyone who voted no is offically a homo now.

[Voland]

Watching third season of "Orange is the new black", they are covering this subject.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

That's some fine detective work Timelord.

I think we can safely conclude everyone who voted no is offically a homo now.

Or, that we don't stick our penises into the dregs of society. re: not desperate.

[fred schnarf]

Watching third season of "Orange is the new black", they are covering this subject.

love the stinky panty business

[TheBiznessTZ]

That's some fine detective work Timelord.

I think we can safely conclude everyone who voted no is offically a homo now.

But what if pics are fake? ............... you gonna get catfished

[Ragnaros]

you guys are fuckijng lonely virgins, looking up girls @ meet an inmate
rofl reaching retti levels of desperation

[Lojik]

Hey baby you're a convict, I play a rogue on elfsim. We got so much in common. I won't trust you with money, but you don't have to trust me with fungi tunics.

XOXO
Doors

[Champion_Standing]

pics look totally legit

[TheBiznessTZ]

http://tennessee.arrests.org/Arrests/Casaundra_Mays_8227105/

so she was supplying people with houses to rob.

[HalflingWarrior]

Costanza's Prison Girlfriend!!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3s_tgXrcl8)