Memory Lane – A Cringe Thread

[Fame]

Thread to share your most favorite or cringe worthy memories on RED99.

No holds barred.

No context required.

Forums are also considered to be “in game”

Examples may include but are not limited to:

MULTIPLE “I’m quitting posts”

Paying $600,000 to be called a man

When a voice cracked in TS

Soliciting sex

[BardPop]

What about claiming that the broken leaderboard top 50 represents who is a real pvpers on this box ? Because of course, lv 15 pvp giving the same value as lv 55-60 is completely balanced and normal

[heartbrand]

Dekadenz losing his fiancé to Everquest, selling his accounts, then trying to scam them back with threatening rl violence.

[Slathar]

why bring up real life shit? this is a computer game.

[krazyGlue]

Who did déka sell his shit to ? You left that part out

[Genedin]

The grammar of grown men posting in these forums is cringe worthy on a daily basis.

[Eslade]

all of the good threads are deleted 8(

[Efwan]

Quotes and or links please people

[krazyGlue]

The grammar of grown men posting in these forums is cringe worthy on a daily basis.

The grammer police on a 15 year old elf sim forum is even more cringe worthy imo .

[Fame]

why bring up real life shit? this is a computer game.

real life and red99 have merged

[Malevz]

Dekadenz losing his fiancé to Everquest, selling his accounts, then trying to scam them back with threatening rl violence.

Whoa whoa whoa. Deka? He was the most even tempered chill person I remember in Nihilum. That actually happened?

[Kergan]

Well it got posted on the forums right? Must be true.

[Genedin]

The grammer police on a 15 year old elf sim forum is even more cringe worthy imo .

one might even say...you never seen a more cringe worthy post

[Pumped]

Dekadenz losing his fiancé to Everquest, selling his accounts, then trying to scam them back with threatening rl violence.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img585/2286/clk.gif

[Colgate]

ode to my soul

[heartbrand]

Whoa whoa whoa. Deka? He was the most even tempered chill person I remember in Nihilum. That actually happened?

Yes

[Lev_Mer]

real life and red99 have merged

they dont get it man.. the singularity has been reached

ur weener, my balls, its all public domain now

[Madbad]

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img585/2286/clk.gif

lewl

[Fame]

Honestly surprised not more votes for cake

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Fat

[Rythm]

Dekadenz losing his fiancé to Everquest, selling his accounts, then trying to scam them back with threatening rl violence.

I may have lost my fiance to EQ and RMT'd AONs and accounts to _____, ______, _______ and _____, inner circle members of Empire (who betrayed the Duke and deserve vengeance) but I certainly never threatened RL violence.

[Malevz]

I may have lost my fiance to EQ and RMT'd AONs and accounts to _____, ______, _______ and _____, inner circle members of Empire (who betrayed the Duke and deserve vengeance) but I certainly never threatened RL violence.

Cryosilk cap 2013, never forget.

[Mingo]

I may have lost my fiance to EQ and RMT'd AONs and accounts to _____, ______, _______ and _____, inner circle members of Empire (who betrayed the Duke and deserve vengeance) but I certainly never threatened RL violence.

#joey lawrence.

[LoliPops]

Damn. Think we have a winner. Or loser.

[Slathar]

I may have lost my fiance to EQ and RMT'd AONs and accounts to _____, ______, _______ and _____, inner circle members of Empire (who betrayed the Duke and deserve vengeance) but I certainly never threatened RL violence.

deka u can play one of my multiple near bis 60s and borrow one of my aons. let me know buddy.

[Barladore]

Who did déka sell his shit to ? You left that part out

lolol

[magician]

deka+vapo turned in to biggest scums on server :) glad my whistle is clean.. hehe ~:)

[Pudge]

Thread to share your most favorite or cringe worthy memories on RED99.

No holds barred.

No context required.

Forums are also considered to be “in game”

Examples may include but are not limited to:

MULTIPLE “I’m quitting posts”

Paying $600,000 to be called a man

When a voice cracked in TS

Soliciting sex

Coach Cast, and all of his work.

[Mingo]

Speak of the devil. May i nominate:

"Anyone have powder in the 716? Powder? Anyone? Powder in the 716. Need that drug. Powder, someone, powder, Emulted EverQuest forum, anyone, powder, weekend off, wife away, that powder?"

Was a pretty good cringe, imo.

[Boeing B-29 Superfortress]

Haha pudge.

Probably the pudge wtb powder + beta mode losing wife/job deka + exed beta beatdown are all chart toppers. Bump for rythm.

[magician]

good post

+1 for men turning scum

[Slathar]

Won't forget when you berrated me in tells for some what associating with ex nihi. Now ur hand in hand with tune strydur vapo etc. Kek

they are great guys happy to have them helping. tune is one of my best friends both in game and real life.

[heartbrand]

they are great guys happy to have them helping. tune is one of my best friends both in game and real life.

gotta admit i chortled @ this 1

[HippoNipple]

tune is one of my best friends both in game and real life.

This is true and they have never met before. Only on Red99.

[Rythm]

deka+vapo turned in to biggest scums on server :) glad my whistle is clean.. hehe ~:)

Wut'd I do that was scummy? Sell Gyno, Gongshow, Terp and friends 10 accounts and an AON? Or that I'm waiting until the release of Velious to submit prof?

And thank you Slathar: the blossoming of our RL friendship means more to me than you'll ever know. I'll have to show you the new medieval flail I picked up on eBay. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8&feature=youtu.be&t=1m28s)

[Pumped]

Wut'd I do that was scummy? Sell Gyno, Gongshow, Terp and friends 10 accounts and an AON? Or that I'm waiting until the release of Velious to submit prof?

And thank you Slathar: the blossoming of our RL friendship means more to me than you'll ever know. I'll have to show you the new medieval flail I picked up on eBay. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8&feature=youtu.be&t=1m28s)

exciting

im sure it will be amazing too to watch nothing happen

[georgie]

Nutswinga

[heartbrand]

No honor amongst RMTers. That's why I keep my bank statements clean.

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/TLDkVPh.gif

[Clark]

http://i.imgur.com/lfRwIBO.png

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Lets see more shares and screenshots. Make this thread good!

[Pudge]

Speak of the devil. May i nominate:

"Anyone have powder in the 716? Powder? Anyone? Powder in the 716. Need that drug. Powder, someone, powder, Emulted EverQuest forum, anyone, powder, weekend off, wife away, that powder?"

Was a pretty good cringe, imo.

585 bitch.

also <3 you Mingo. now i want to find that righteous thread

[Mingo]

only chortles and happiness, pal. the audience is curious, though, did you ever get what you were looking for?

[Susvain2]

http://i.imgur.com/lfRwIBO.png

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Lets see more shares and screenshots. Make this thread good!

How about your post when you got guild kicked?

http://i.imgur.com/RTf29RS.png

[Terpuntine]

Proud to be cleanest whistle on R99

[Smedy]

Wut'd I do that was scummy? Sell Gyno, Gongshow, Terp and friends 10 accounts and an AON? Or that I'm waiting until the release of Velious to submit prof?

And thank you Slathar: the blossoming of our RL friendship means more to me than you'll ever know. I'll have to show you the new medieval flail I picked up on eBay. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8&feature=youtu.be&t=1m28s)

provide the evidence now, don't let terps tounge charm you! You don't want to find urself swinging from gynos nuts by release of velious, just out it now and rid the server of these scumlords

[Clark]

LOL how about that time you wear dresses, and are a man Houndstooth (Susvain2ballsremoved). You are a pitiful pal :) I didn't even make a post about you and you're still mad and trolling.

Every single point I made was completely accurate and valid. Just nobody else has the balls to say it in fear of being removed.

[Clark]

Wut'd I do that was scummy? Sell Gyno, Gongshow, Terp and friends 10 accounts and an AON? Or that I'm waiting until the release of Velious to submit prof?

And thank you Slathar: the blossoming of our RL friendship means more to me than you'll ever know. I'll have to show you the new medieval flail I picked up on eBay. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8&feature=youtu.be&t=1m28s)

Damn if that is true it's epic. Pull a Kinsawt on them when he layed the hammer down on Amelinda.

Gongshow tries to date women online lol.

[oricalum]

How about your post when you got guild kicked?

http://i.imgur.com/RTf29RS.png

Lol yikes! All that rmt can't save Clark from being butthurt =/

[LoliPops]

Yikes. Non-factor status confirmed.

http://i.imgur.com/pLWbBRj.gif

[Fame]

Thread goin p good sofar. I wish linkin the old cringe posts wasnt such a chore, these personal stories and accusations are goin nicely tho

[Purp]

Dekadenz losing his fiancé to Everquest, selling his accounts, then trying to scam them back with threatening rl violence.

you're a scum bag

[Pumped]

How about your post when you got guild kicked?

http://i.imgur.com/RTf29RS.png

holy unemployed kid

[Fame]

Y I K E S (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197879)

Whole thread

[Troof]

Velious not coming out this week, insider info.

[Troof]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The war monster known as "Tralina" captured our poor friend Naez approximately 2 years ago and has held him hostage inside her compound located in New Mexico. She also kept other prisoners there to use as laborers and slaves for her chickens and cats (one in particular is Sancho, a previous boyfriend and illegal immigrant).

While we're not certain about the events leading up to Naez's run to freedom and subsequent escape, we are aware that Blizzard may have of offered him a job, which spurred the escape attempt.

Tralina the War Monster's size has reached epic proportions in recent years by sucking the soul out of her captives Naez and Sancho, feeding her power and growth. It left both of these men broken and a shell of their former great selves.

Stay tuned for the latest updates regarding our good pal Naez and the War Monster Tralina as we continue to investigate.

Thank you.

[Troof]

Neither do I.

http://new4.fjcdn.com/comments/Oh+hai+captain+sweden+_2ec86c9482338b454a5892124a4 20565.pnghttps://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me1xtxKZZq1qb8apdo1_250.gif

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1987886#post1987886

[Bazia]

noosequest

[Sirban]

macequest

[LulzSect]

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1987886#post1987886

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/690/443/e50.png

[Koota]

pepperoni nipples.

[Kevynne]

when flowers cleansed guk of some trash guild and they all rage quit the server
https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87624

[Portasaurus]

pepperoni nipples.

you got some sorta fuckin problem with pepperoni?

[Greengrocer]

Jumjumgate 2014

[magician]

Dekadenz losing his fiancé to Everquest, selling his accounts, then trying to scam them back with threatening rl violence.

probably the most cringe in the thread


deka fell from so far up

[magician]

u werent in nilly kid

[Buhbuh]

You don't strike me as reliable in the matters of who is/ isn't a piece of shit, Pumped - namely because you're intolerable to almost everyone, and you routinely treated people that were better than you like they were retards

[karsten]

pretty much

[Madbad]

I remember in fresh TS when Karsten told us all that he regularly touches his butthole and sniffs his finger.

[Coffee]

cool story bro

[Madbad]

if only it were a story

[Coffee]

the hidden message was nobody cares

[Madbad]

so subtle

[LulzSect]

the hidden message was nobody cares

[Drakaris]

Dekadenz losing his fiancé to Everquest, selling his accounts, then trying to scam them back with threatening rl violence.

Gyno is a gear reseller, you know that better than any of us, being one of the main benefactors...

Lets keep things real here...

The actual player accounts have 0 value because of their notoriety.

[LulzSect]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/3b5141d1832f7e67e7276106a21802ff/tumblr_mqti7cA7I31ssccu8o1_500.gif

[Sektor]

this whole topic is sad, immersion levels low.

[Susvain2]

I remember in fresh TS when Karsten told us all that he regularly touches his butthole and sniffs his finger.

lol why does everyone in fresh remember this story? i hear about karsten doing this all the time

[Tradesonred]

Proud to be cleanest whistle on R99

My top 1 incident

- I was playing WoW emu with the force crew (and Terpuntine), and for some reason i cant remember, the subject of renaming the guild came up. I mention in passing that we could use a shorter guild name, because it stuck out of stuff when youre roaming around trying to PVP. Terp tells me that it has 0 effect on pvp. I say something like "I know it doesnt have a big effect, just a little". Terp is having none of it. I post a picture like "Look, i died in pvp and im trying to look around a corner of a house while these 3 guys are camping me and name is sticking out of the corner while im trying to scout".

Im not understanding yet that using logic to try to get Terp to come around is only making him mad, because not losing face admitting he is wrong is more important than acknowledging name lenght has some importance. Terp starts to get heated and heated about this and sticking to his clearly invalid point that it had 0 effect on PVPing. Finally he gets so annoyed that calling me an idiot instead of debating this thing isnt working, that he tries to throw his WoW Emu officer weight around, orders us "I dont wanna hear about it anymore" to stop debating the name we want for the guild. Im pretty sure some of these people were his RL buddies, i felt bad for them, i had never seen anything like this before in a MMO.

I felt his attitude was so bad that i thought, im just going to ram the point in on the force forums and make this guy look like an idiot. I posted in the forums guild name thread that our name should be "HEYLOOKATHOWLONGOURGUILDNAMEIS,DONTMINDMESNEAKINGB EHINDTHISTREE" or something like that. Since then, this guy never forgave me for making him look like a cartman "Respect mah authoritayh" douchebag and putting his feet to the fire on this. He would send his friend to annoy me in red dawn TS, disconnect me randomly from the Red Dawn TS a year or so later after what happened in the WoW emu. That guys is a huuuuuuuuge butthurt manbaby and i wouldnt go within a 100 feet of somewhere where this guy has any kind of authoritayh.

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Honorable mentions:

- Vaporize proudly telling us in Nihilum TS that a guy took the fall, lost his job because of him stealing money at the EBgames store he worked for.

- Abysal egging a drunken Bahamut on in TS as he told this story of how his dad made him shoot a black guy that was trespassing on his land when he was 8. Left the guild founding fathers (which Abysal led) soon after. That guy would scream "KILL THAT N*****" each time we would run after someone in pvp, so annoying.

- Making Nizzar explode in Vent screaming pointing out that he made a mistake (not calling out that you need to be standing up at royals or group will wipe), so he shouldnt be losing his shit and blaming people who are new at the Chardok content for a leadership mistake he made. I tried saying this in french to him first to be diplomatic but his butthurt nerd angst was having none of it.

[Tassador]

tell us more

[Tradesonred]

If people liked me here id be asking myself hard questions about what ive become

[MEGANS LAW]

If people liked me here id be asking myself hard questions about what ive become

"everybody hates me for being an insufferable piece of shit but it's ok because i'm a pretentious cocksucker whose a self proclaimed feminist, anti-racist, anti-oppression white knight."

[Bazia]

http://www.culturevariety.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/79913-StopSnitchingTop-300x251.jpg

[deathpanel]

"everybody hates me for being an insufferable piece of shit but it's ok because i'm a pretentious cuckholder whose a self proclaimed ptsd sufferer, ovetly-racist, pro-rmt immersed firgiant, i should of died in south ro but i returned and it made my family upset."

[B4EQWASCOOL]

LoL

[Tradesonred]

Oh hes an ex-soldier. I get the bullying the borderline suicidal girl on the internet hoping she kills herself thing a bit better now.

[Tradesonred]

Just like cute kids huh chroma

[LulzSect]

cringe

[MEGANS LAW]

double cringe

[MEGANS LAW]

deathpanel, why dont u go back 2 sro u fuking dervish?

[Pikrib]

http://i.imgur.com/R6TCSHd.jpg

[Pikrib]

It's time to stop posting

[MEGANS LAW]

http://i.imgur.com/R6TCSHd.jpg

beautiful lizard pal. Thanks pikrib.

[Coffee]

Tradesonred. Please stop SPAM. Thanks.

[Nirgon]

Was it Tradesonred who tried to say Holo started the account delete/gear theft war with Azrael? Such revisionist box history is an affront to my senses.

[Nirgon]

He's the lvl 12 erudite caster derv

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Oh hes an ex-soldier. I get the bullying the borderline suicidal girl on the internet hoping she kills herself thing a bit better now.

We aren't all racist, honorless scumbags.

This guy just happens to portray us in a bad light.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

shut up fire giant. don't suck up to this erudite dervish piece of shit.

u fucking spineless shitbird.

Tell us more, please.

[Shrubwise]

The Abacab ragequit was pretty funny.

http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q571/eleventyhundred/ragequitlol_zpsitgtstfb.jpg

[B4EQWASCOOL]

u wanna fite in rl erudite?

Classy

[Tradesonred]

Id bet my left nut that pumped reads every single post i make

[Eslade]

tbh Tradsonred , if your posts are longer than two sentences I skip right over them. I accidentally read the first two before realizing what I'm doing.

[Troof]

yung luv (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=204084)

[Koota]

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[JayN]

MY fav memories are when certain GM Banned a bunch of accounts stripped them and RMT'd off there things

[Smedy]

MY fav memories are when certain GM Banned a bunch of accounts stripped them and RMT'd off there things

some nerd needs to make a documentary with interviews regarding this and the whole duke ban thing, there's many closet skeletons yet to be uncovered in that story

[Kergan]

My fav part of the duke banning was when he told Derupal to start lifting.

Love him or hate him he went out like a boss.

[krazyGlue]

My fav part of the duke banning was when he told Derupal to start lifting.

Love him or hate him he went out like a boss.

I almost forgot about that . Man it was good

[Tradesonred]

Was it Tradesonred who tried to say Holo started the account delete/gear theft war with Azrael? Such revisionist box history is an affront to my senses.

lol wut

I said holo was the OG zerg on the box, and that they trained Guk entrance with their cleric instead of coming to fight us for the zone even though they had 3 times our numbers and we were just some disorganized scrubs trying to get some xp.

Wasnt aware of any account stripping besides the FQ posts

Nirgbbels minister of propaganda

[Shrubwise]

Next up, we have Why I was the First level 50, a novel written by Coach Cast. Now available at your nearest Barnes & Noble booksellers, or Amazon.com



http://i.imgur.com/hPkeuew.jpg

[Kevynne]

The Abacab ragequit was pretty funny.

http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q571/eleventyhundred/ragequitlol_zpsitgtstfb.jpg

paymelinda and her bakery op af

[Fame]

Velious tears on the forums

[Fame]

Only a few weeks left for nominations. A winner will be announced in the new year.

[Tassador]

I forgot how bad this thread was thanks for the yucks!

[Xaanka]

causing singlehandedly the largest rivers of collective tears this community

thats actually hateraid but you're prolly #2

[dontbanpls]

FADE IN: The year is 2012 heartbrand has been trying to lead a revolt against nihilum. He has gathered all the items and men he can, but he forgets to distribute those items. In comes our hero Tunak. He declares a fatwa and holy jihad against the evil king. He doesn't manage to explode near enough heartbrand to kill him, but the damage is done! In his weakened state heartbrand is exposed for the villain he is and dispatched by the rest of the community. He returns as Ricardo and applies to join the people he swears that he hates, while pretending not to be himself, and even joining in on bashing himself as the entire red 99 community knows he is such a sperglord.