Who is Syzygyst in-game?

[Lev_Mer]

- Hates Nirgon and Holocaust
- Red Obsessed
- Very haughty moniker
- Has high opinion of self
- Not bold enough to post threads
- Angry at life


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any guesses

[Colgate]

who cares

[Lev_Mer]

dude chill ur already too cool for school

its just a question my baby

[Lev_Mer]

are we asking questions that we don't want answers to here??? now im intrigued .. didn't expect a rile from colgate on a saturday afternoon ... u ok guy

[Ezalor]

dude chill ur already too cool for school

its just a question my baby

cringe

[LoliPops]

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[Ezalor]

kimm's posts dont offend me because ive seen what he looks like lol

[Lev_Mer]

cringe

please dont steal slathars thing thanks

[syzygyst]

please dont steal slathars thing thanks

Hi! I hear you want to know who I am. I. Am. Spartacus. Now go fuck yourself.

[Lev_Mer]

thats inappropriate sir. please just answer the question like the middle aged adult you are.

[syzygyst]

thats inappropriate sir. please just answer the question like the middle aged adult you are.

And to think we were in the same guild. I am shocked and hurt you don't recognize a guildie. Not to mention how you seem to be a fan of Empire. It's a sad day.

[Colgate]

if you're not on my elf team, we can't be friends

[Boeing B-29 Superfortress]

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[syzygyst]

http://vansunsportsblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lapierre-woo.gif

Yep, that's totally me. :) I am a fat, bald, middle-aged loser who works a menial job and my only escape is Norrath. Wait, oh sorry. Nope.

[Nirgon]

Agatha nutswinger ain't a good look bro

[syzygyst]

Perhaps not. I know not of these nuts you so admire, but with that said... I suppose an even worse look is a drug dealer.

[Lev_Mer]

this guy sounds like he played a mage at some point, the bitterness is so strong... i would have said it was Fame trolling or even Kimm...but its not

i dont guild too much with bitter people who dont like to roleplay at least a little, so im guessing u left after a brief stay in flowers...?

you have a gnome enchanter female alt that u play when ur feeling bad about ur main...

still comin up blank but its sounds like colgate knows

we will get to the bottom of this!

[Lev_Mer]

flair for the dramatic and lesser known monikers suggests high opinion of self relative to others

white skin detected, middle age detected, suburbs detected

[syzygyst]

this guy sounds like he played a mage at some point, the bitterness is so strong... i would have said it was Fame trolling or even Kimm...but its not

i dont guild too much with bitter people who dont like to roleplay at least a little, so im guessing u left after a brief stay in flowers...?

you have a gnome enchanter female alt that u play when ur feeling bad about ur main...

still comin up blank but its sounds like colgate knows

we will get to the bottom of this!

So, the only way for Colgayte to know, is if staff shared the information with him, and if that's the case...

[syzygyst]

flair for the dramatic and lesser known monikers suggests high opinion of self relative to others

white skin detected, middle age detected, suburbs detected

#1 check #2 check #3 check. Oh wait, you forgot 4 and 5
Large cock and devastating good looks. Well you got 60% :)

[Colgate]

this guy sounds like he played a mage at some point, the bitterness is so strong... i would have said it was Fame trolling or even Kimm...but its not

i dont guild too much with bitter people who dont like to roleplay at least a little, so im guessing u left after a brief stay in flowers...?

you have a gnome enchanter female alt that u play when ur feeling bad about ur main...

still comin up blank but its sounds like colgate knows

we will get to the bottom of this!

nah i don't know who he is, he seems to be a literal nonfactor so that's why i said who cares

[syzygyst]

Strange, for being a nonfactor, someone sure has a non-genital (I suppose) burning to know who I am. Why are you even posting here? Unless...

[Colgate]

i said who cares who you are

how do you construe that as wanting to know who you are

[syzygyst]

Easy enough to prove; Stop posting in my thread youngblood.

[Colgate]

what

[Ragnaros]

what

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[Tassador]

Does Colgate have cold soars or herpes? Not getting that image also burts bee for chap stick or bust.

[Lev_Mer]

everyone has herpes.

[Syft-X]

- Hates Nirgon and Holocaust
- Red Obsessed
- Very haughty moniker
- Has high opinion of self
- Not bold enough to post threads
- Angry at life


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any guesses

Seems like a great guy has wise and meaningful things to say, all aces in my book. The fack that the zerglings of Smurfdom hate um makes me like um more.

[LoliPops]

https://alpacapowered.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/discarded.jpg

[Lev_Mer]

i think im over it. wheres jeremy been. probably jetskiing.

[billhollins]

i think im over it. wheres jeremy been. probably jetskiing.

Sports!

[LoliPops]

swyft/asspergerking/syft/fell/orym

according to the matching IP addresses i snagged from an infected jpg he viewed

[Lev_Mer]

sources are confirming this confirmation

[Fame]

haha naw my trolls don't go that deep

[syzygyst]

I will reveal myself, and you can verify in-game, for 50k PP starting bid. To save you tome time, I am not Syft or Cast. Now, let the speculations begin!

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