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Kraftwerk
10-20-2010, 12:08 AM
Fuck the Phillies, fuck the Rangers and an extra large fuck you to Josh Hamilton.

Can the Yankees now win three in a row? Will the Giants and Lincecum hold it together to send the Phillies packing? Discuss.

Let's get this started with my favorite home run so far this post season by Robinson Cano and guest starring some true Yanks fans making some gestures/comments towards the Rangers RF Cruz:

http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//YANKEEDOUCHE.gif

audacity
10-20-2010, 12:31 AM
I agree, fuck the Phillies and Rangers, I want to see my Giants vs the Yankees, would be a good game, and hopefully they could pull off the upset.

KingKoopa
10-20-2010, 12:50 AM
That did not matter at all brotato....Rangers came back and whooped that ass if im not mistaken....Keep walking David Murphy bro, good strategic call by Girardi. And to think for a second there i thought it was going to be a close game!

KingKoopa
10-20-2010, 01:04 AM
haha Hell yea Fuk tha YANKEEs.....Lets get it Texas (sorry bout your mariners bro, there time shall soon come!)

tekktrailz
10-20-2010, 02:20 AM
Fuck the fucking Yankees. You're the goddamn Dallas Cowboys of baseball. And you know what, fuck them too. Go Phillies.

baub
10-20-2010, 03:53 AM
Yanks chances of winning this series are about equal to A Rod's chances of hitting in the clutch








aint ever gonna happen bro

Uthgaard
10-20-2010, 04:59 AM
Have you seen my baseball?

jerkstore
10-20-2010, 09:28 AM
Chiming in with fuck the yankees. There's such a salary disparity between the yankees and most of the other teams that I love to see them crushed. Go Rangers!

edit: I said Go Yankees at first, oh dear. Meant the Rangers.

Ploppy
10-20-2010, 09:37 AM
My team is currently f'ing the Yankees. GO RANGERS!

Kraftwerk
10-20-2010, 10:38 AM
Too many Rangers fans, what will you guys do next year when Cliff Lee is over here on the Yanks? It ain't over yet, we can still win three in a row.

Nazran
10-20-2010, 01:55 PM
Checking out the animated gif...

Those fans look like typical NY douchers... Do any of you yorkers ever take a step back, look at yourselves and say... "Jeez, I really am a giant douche bag!"

I love the 300 pound guy in the second row... his only meaningful comments apparently were... "Fuck you! Fuck you!"...

Metric Ton
10-20-2010, 09:16 PM
Clearly the guy in the second row is Meat Loaf from Fight Club. HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON.

Also, RANGERS.

mimixownzall
10-20-2010, 10:32 PM
Baseball is fucking horrible.

It is a sport for all those who fail at other sports.

Kraftwerk
10-20-2010, 10:40 PM
Baseball is fucking horrible.

It is a sport for all those who fail at other sports.

When was the last time you pitched a 100MPH strike? Cracked a home run to center field over 420 ft? Struck out 27 batters without letting anyone get on base?

Go back to your hole, and for the rest of us keep the baseball discussion going. Yankees won tonight, fuck yes. Two to go. Giants and Phillies are fighting so hard for this win, I think Giants have got it though even if its only bottom of 7th.

Jburks8
10-20-2010, 10:48 PM
Lol the main guy looks like Andy Samberg from SNL.

I'm not convinced that the Phillies can't come back from their about to be 3-game deficit (with Halliday, Oswalt, & Hamels pitching games 5, 6, & 7... But I'm rooting for the Giants.

I hate the Yankees (as do most people that aren't guidos). I think it'd be a great story for them and Josh Hamilton with he comeback to the majors. I like how they celebrated the division series win with Ginger Ale.

audacity
10-20-2010, 11:48 PM
Giants WIN!!!!!!!! Up 3-1@!!!!!

Troy
10-21-2010, 01:29 AM
You know a sport is boring when one of the most exciting things that can happen in a game is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. (aka no-hitter)

Messianic
10-21-2010, 09:33 AM
You know a sport is boring when one of the most exciting things that can happen in a game is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. (aka no-hitter)

It's kinda true. Baseball is incredibly boring to me to watch.

Football is fun to watch, but I can understand why some think it's boring...I love highly defensive, low-scoring games (which excludes college altogether) because i love analyzing defensive-offensive strategies where both teams have very well-designed defenses and very athletic players. It's actually a pretty elegant game of chess...

I also enjoy watching Nascar....

inb4 "OMG LEFT TURNZ ALL DAY LOL NASCAR SUX U STUPID REDNECK"

Nevermind that most of the people who attend Nascar races or watch them avidly are insanely rich. I think the Redneck stereotype comes mainly from Dale Earnhardt and Jr. fans...

Nazran
10-21-2010, 10:52 AM
It's kinda true. Baseball is incredibly boring to me to watch.

Football is fun to watch, but I can understand why some think it's boring...I love highly defensive, low-scoring games (which excludes college altogether) because i love analyzing defensive-offensive strategies where both teams have very well-designed defenses and very athletic players. It's actually a pretty elegant game of chess...

I also enjoy watching Nascar....

inb4 "OMG LEFT TURNZ ALL DAY LOL NASCAR SUX U STUPID REDNECK"

Nevermind that most of the people who attend Nascar races or watch them avidly are insanely rich. I think the Redneck stereotype comes mainly from Dale Earnhardt and Jr. fans...

Nothing wrong with Nascar. I used to make fun of Nascar fans so hard. That was until I went to my first race last spring at Texas Motor Speedway. The sound of 36,000 hp coming tot he green, the smell of gas, the wrecks, double file restarts, I was hooked immediately! It is now my obsession, to the point I don't care about the Cowboys and have a passing /meh interest in the Rangers.

Last week sealed Kurt Busch's fate, so my horse is out. Looks like a three dog race for champ. I don't want to see the "drive for five", but I don't care for Harvick or Hamlin. I would have rather seen Gordon, Stewart, or the Busch brothers get a title.

Messianic
10-21-2010, 11:00 AM
Nothing wrong with Nascar. I used to make fun of Nascar fans so hard. That was until I went to my first race last spring at Texas Motor Speedway. The sound of 36,000 hp coming tot he green, the smell of gas, the wrecks, double file restarts, I was hooked immediately! It is now my obsession, to the point I don't care about the Cowboys and have a passing /meh interest in the Rangers.

Last week sealed Kurt Busch's fate, so my horse is out. Looks like a three dog race for champ. I don't want to see the "drive for five", but I don't care for Harvick or Hamlin. I would have rather seen Gordon, Stewart, or the Busch brothers get a title.

I've seen your #2 for a while and haven't commented ;)

Harvick impresses me. He doesn't do anything shiny or overt, but he always manages to sneak into the top 5/10. My wife is a huge Gordon fan (has been for 8+ years)...I don't really have any particular driver i like, I just like to analyze it.

Kurt is a really great guy in person, though (very different from his brother). My wife and mother-in-law met him at Charlotte last weekend at his merchandise trailer.

Nazran
10-21-2010, 12:42 PM
I've seen your #2 for a while and haven't commented ;)

Harvick impresses me. He doesn't do anything shiny or overt, but he always manages to sneak into the top 5/10. My wife is a huge Gordon fan (has been for 8+ years)...I don't really have any particular driver i like, I just like to analyze it.

Kurt is a really great guy in person, though (very different from his brother). My wife and mother-in-law met him at Charlotte last weekend at his merchandise trailer.

I met Kurt this Spring at Texas at his trailer too. He was very accommodating and extremely friendly. It was a little surprising since on the scanner he can quite mouthy.

Messianic
10-21-2010, 12:44 PM
I met Kurt this Spring at Texas at his trailer too. He was very accommodating and extremely friendly. It was a little surprising since on the scanner he can quite mouthy.

Haha, listen to Gordon on the scanner. He cusses like a sailor...

Henini
10-21-2010, 12:54 PM
Baseball? really? people watch this?

rather watch golf or bowling or something... rather do laundry or other chores then watch baseball

mimixownzall
10-21-2010, 04:49 PM
Baseball? really? people watch this?

rather watch golf or bowling or something... rather do laundry or other chores then watch baseball


Agreed, I would rather go to my cousin's farm and watch the wheat grow.

Extunarian
10-21-2010, 05:21 PM
Go Twins.

/Sigh.

Kraftwerk
10-21-2010, 06:17 PM
Baseball? really? people watch this?

rather watch golf or bowling or something... rather do laundry or other chores then watch baseball

I love watching Golf too, I watched bowling once and couldn't get too into it.

Lincecum is gonna kick the shit out of Halladay tonight.

audacity
10-21-2010, 08:04 PM
Tim "The Freak" Lincecum to lead the Giants to the WS tonight :)

KingKoopa
10-23-2010, 01:37 PM
Sorry yanks.....Rangers had to put yall away....

Zereh
10-23-2010, 02:07 PM
Tim "The Freak" Lincecum to lead the Giants to the WS tonight :)

I've served Tim's dad (Chris) about a million bourbon 7's w/ a slice of lemon. I have a signed baseball from Tim around here somewhere.

;) Z

eqholmes
10-23-2010, 03:31 PM
Anyone that says the Yankee's are the Cowboys of baseball are dumb as shit. In baseball there is no salary cap and they buy all their wins. (This is one reason why pro baseball is dumb; along with the fact there are 162 games) Can someone tell me how the Cowboys are like the Yankee's, besides the fact that each team is the most popular in each sport? Any team that spends 3x the salary and loses makes me warm and fuzzy inside.

PS Lincecum is da man, because of him I knew it wasn't a felony to have to 40grams of smoke with me in Wash, its only 28g (1oz) in Ore.

audacity
10-24-2010, 12:58 AM
GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN!!!!!

rainingvodka
10-24-2010, 01:13 AM
GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN!!!!!

hell yesh

Kraftwerk
10-24-2010, 01:25 AM
I hope Lincecum bends Lee over and fucks him and the Rangers hard with Brian Wilson coming in for clean up in the ninth.

Then next year when Lee is on the Yankees I'll love him.