I did not play sports recently.

[Portasaurus]

It's been a long time since I've played sports.

I'm not really good at sports.

Dammit

[Ragnaros]

hey whats up hello

[quido]

fat

[entruil]

guido b posin.... create your own sport

[Portasaurus]

Once again I didn't play sports in recent memory.

Fucking fuck I am so bad at sports, it's as if I avoid them.

:(

[Portasaurus]

I did not play sports today, yesterday, or the 7 days previous to that.

I play sports so rarely, that when I do play sports, I am nervous that I have forgotten how to play the sports and that I will mess up and embarrass myself in front of my friends.

God dammit it feels terrible being this bad at sports. Fuck.

[DeathWalking]

I did not play sports today, yesterday, or the 7 days previous to that.

I play sports so rarely, that when I do play sports, I am nervous that I have forgotten how to play the sports and that I will mess up and embarrass myself in front of my friends.

God dammit it feels terrible being this bad at sports. Fuck.

the secret is to think gay thoughts. then, instead of feeling afraid when youre about to be tackled, you feel aroused

[Swish]

or scaroused...

[Champion_Standing]

the secret is to think gay thoughts. then, instead of feeling afraid when youre about to be tackled, you feel aroused

thats how they do it in the NFL

[DeathWalking]

or scaroused...

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/lois-griffin-dominatrix.png

[Portasaurus]

Once again, no sports in recent memory for me.

Ughhhh dammit

[quido]

fat

[Lojik]

No sports, only anagrams

[Portasaurus]

:(

[Magikarp]

this one time i sucked at sports and my friends told me i sucked and to get in the goal

then i broke my hand when i blocked a shot

sports

[Jimjam]

Definitely not Sportasaurus!

[Portasaurus]

i dreamed last night that I played sports but in reality I did not play the sports.

:(

[quido]

fat

[Magikarp]

today i watched sports on tv

they looked like they were having a lot of fun

[Portasaurus]

i ate cheese flavored french fries while observing sports. i did not participate in the sports. i got a lot of enjoyment out of my cheese flavored french fries

i saw people eating on ESPN once and ESPN is the sports channel, so does that mean eating is sports? If so, I found the best sport: it's called Eat The Cheese Flavored French Fries Ball

[Champion_Standing]

Sport eating:

http://viralwtf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/how-to-win-an-eating-contest.gif

[kledar]

Sport eating:

http://viralwtf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/how-to-win-an-eating-contest.gif

omg that is gross but I can't stop watching

[Champion_Standing]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/2096235/tumblr_m6p0lcay3e1raukpso1_1280.png

[Portasaurus]

Did I play sports recently?

No. No I did not.

[Portasaurus]

Does mini golf count as sports?

[quido]

Your slowest response yet!

[Portasaurus]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1372264246_benchwarmer.jpg

[Portasaurus]

I put on athletic sneakers today and took a walk outside!


































:(

[quido]

that's almost sports - keep trying pal, you'll play some sports some day

[Portasaurus]

Thanks man. I needed that pick me up today!

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[Sikorsky]

I just enjoyed some Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch, there was much sportsing on the TVs there, I did not play sports though.

[quido]

fat

[Itap]

BWW had some shitty wings. Kind of ironic considering they are supposed to be known for their wings

[Portasaurus]

Eating wings can be a sport.

I knew someone who ate over 40 wings once.

I did not eat wings recently.

:(

[Portasaurus]

So, as it turns out, I might actually play more sports than anybody on this forum.

[uolen]

Ex BWW Server/bartender here.

They occasionally have lunch specials eat as many wings as you can for a price. Some construction workers came in and buddy said, I'll buy your lunch if you eat 50.

End of story, buddy bought the guys lunch, it was painful to watch, and I am 100% sure he was worthless for work the rest of the day.

Also BWW has terrible quality food. FACT However they cover it up with some GREAT sauces! (Mango Habanero)

[Cecily]

Also BWW has terrible quality food. FACT However they cover it up with some GREAT sauces! (Mango Habanero)

That's because Buffalo Wild Wings uses all parts of the buffalo.

[Cappa]

I just enjoyed some Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch, there was much sportsing on the TVs there, I did not play sports though.

maybe if you had more friends to play sports with you would be better at sports. When I want to play sports there are always some of the best sports athletes in the country ready to play sports with me.

edit : PS lose weight