Salt Down 1v1 - King of Seb Strikes Again

[Guido]

good fight for sure - check the 5%

http://i.imgur.com/CWXJq3k.jpg

also there was some confusion on lns rule after dying and logging out - thanks salem for this - if you log off after a yt, you can get on and call lns only after 1 hour.

http://i.imgur.com/1HChhVV.png


Seb is off limits.

[snufzaimoverlord]

Nice buffs, seems legit.

[Guido]

Nice buffs, seems legit.

very legit actually.

salt confirmed he was buffed as well. vog confirmed.

[Colgate]

so since i killed you 1v1 in seb, does that make me the king?

[Not_Kazowi]

I just imagine some fat bald guy mumbling seb is off limits while he sits in a dark room glued to his computer screen

[Guido]

so since i killed you 1v1 in seb, does that make me the king?

I charged you on Andis my druid, we fought in the same hallway, and you got a tstaff proc.

to answer your question: answer is no.

[Smedy]

andith the superior rogue, pras dat u nerds

[Colgate]

so a 1v1 is only legit when you win

got it

[lite]

Friends have been warned time and time again to not come to Seb, unless it's with a zerg.
This could have been avoided.

[Guido]

no a 1v1 is legit without tstaff proc to win

would you charge me if roles were reversed? answer is no you are a baby back bitch

stay mad nerd only azrael produces the best rogues

[lite]

*Holo* reading Smedy's sig as I wrote that.

[Guido]

andith the superior rogue, pras dat u nerds

miss you smeds

need more videos imo

[Colgate]

feels good being the king

http://i.imgur.com/yZbUgjS.jpg

[lite]

druid v monk in dungeon - rogue v rogue same thing.

[Guido]

feels good knowing that the leader of Empire takes pride on killing my portbot with a tstaff proc




NEXT

[Guido]

druid v monk in dungeon - rogue v rogue same thing.

same guy lawl

[Colgate]

dear diary,

a while back i made a horrible mistake by attacking the king of sebilis. obviously, i died, and i'm still mad about it 7 months later. i have lost much hair over this.

-andis

[Uuruk]

Damn can contest salt but not trak hours earlier? You guys are fucking good.

[Guido]

rex warrior - colgate tstaff

same guy

[Rompar]

That is some mighty fine gear for a port bot...

[Guido]

That is some mighty fine gear for a port bot...

been on server since its start

not my fault I have a BiS portbot 8)

[Nirgon]

seb is ours whenever we want it

[Pikrib]

Can I borrow the mana stone on your port bot Andis?

[Guido]

old man nirgon

whenever we want it*

pretty cute - ever come alone? or only with 65+?

[Not_Kazowi]

old man nirgon

whenever we want it*

pretty cute - ever come alone? or only with 65+?

Can you do anything other than cry about Zerg and numbers? Heresy never gave a shit how out zerged we were, I remember taking on 22 pdm with canticle me and harazzer alone in perma and winning

Be a man suck your own dick

[Nirgon]

This notion that you own or control anything on this server is a delusion.

Kind of like how you thought you had a chance of contesting Cazic Thule. Are you out of your minds?

[Guido]

wait rexx .. wtf ? ...


I thought you didn't care... why you keep posting?

[Nirgon]

Hope Rexx fair weathers his way into Velious and is received with open arms, a full suit of warlord and a Primal to smash you with

[Guido]

rexx aint shit but a has been - led heresy on vztz where every member was better than him


that was like 10 years ago - dude's just bad now and needs to order his Russian brides on the internet

[Nirgon]

Difference is if Rexx wants to see a dead Phara Dar he can

Take your rl tough talk to another board, this is about elf sim

Ya know unless you wanna get personal 8]

[Guido]

so ya when you coming to seb alone nirgon?

[Not_Kazowi]

Hope Rexx fair weathers his way into Velious and is received with open arms, a full suit of warlord and a Primal to smash you with

I will be back for velious. Listening to the mortal kombat theme song 10 hours a day while doing push-ups, my body is readY

[daasgoot]

I just imagine some fat bald guy mumbling seb is off limits while he sits in a dark room glued to his computer screen

http://c.tadst.com/gfx/600x400/russia-day.jpg?1
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2L3mvJvhOsE9jkTIGI2XfqKmEhFs_I P7BZ1vmkU-z0TGYrcmtrg
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/ugly_bride_to_be.jpg

[Guido]

http://c.tadst.com/gfx/600x400/russia-day.jpg?1
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2L3mvJvhOsE9jkTIGI2XfqKmEhFs_I P7BZ1vmkU-z0TGYrcmtrg
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/ugly_bride_to_be.jpg

hahahahaha post of the year

goot just passed me on best FQer to ever live

[Nirgon]

that's the best post of the year to you?

:rolleyes:

[heals4reals]

http://i.imgur.com/h3sQ8X5.png

[Not_Kazowi]

Do I need to shut u clowns up with a picture of my super model wife again hehe

[Guido]

that's one piece of ASS bride rexx

let me get that site.

[Nirgon]

that's one piece of ASS bride rexx

let me get that site.

Honestly if she's putting hot meals on the table, vacuuming and isn't gross, its a better deal than you're going to get out picking up chicks at bars or work or.. Norrath

[heals4reals]

http://i.imgur.com/ebHY8w0.png

[Guido]

danny DeVito is the man

time to go be a dad retti - you're at that point of cringeworthy posts again

[Not_Kazowi]

danny DeVito is the man

time to go be a dad retti - you're at that point of cringeworthy posts again

You're so upset about elf quest you can't handle it hehe

[Guido]

why would I have a reason to be upset?

I'm not the one mail ordering Russian brides bro

seek help

[Nocsucow]

dear diary,

a while back i made a horrible mistake by attacking the king of sebilis. obviously, i died, and i'm still mad about it 7 months later. i have lost much hair over this.

-andis

lol colgate what is it with this dear diary shit... ? did you just have your 14th birthday and your mom got you one?... btw its supposed to be dear journal for boy. i would ask if you watched " Doug " growing up but hell you was shitting yellow and crawling around when that show was around.

[Bigtokes]

Isntt Rexx the guy with the squeaky voice in Vent?

[Guido]

lol colgate what is it with this dear diary shit... ? did you just have your 14th birthday and your mom got you one?... btw its supposed to be dear journal for boy. i would ask if you watched " Doug " growing up but hell you was shitting yellow and crawling around when that show was around.

bahahaha dear diary

colgate the little school girl

age 14 confirmed - his/her bday was the other day

[Not_Kazowi]

http://i.imgur.com/tu2Bnrq.jpg (http://imgur.com/tu2Bnrq)

It's a tough life with a beautiful Russian wife hehe

[Nirgon]

What was the last thing she cooked for dinner

After the magic wears off, its time to get down to brass tacks

[HippoNipple]

Damn Rexx, I need to pick one of those up as a housekeeper.

[Not_Kazowi]

What was the last thing she cooked for dinner

After the magic wears off, its time to get down to brass tacks

Whatever I ask basically, she's working part time now so she's not home sometimes when I get home. I taught her how to make delicious been and cheese nachos though. She made borscht the other day that was also exquisite.

[Genedin]

You just lost FQ

[Not_Kazowi]

You just lost FQ

This is me caring

[Nirgon]

I think winning at RL means losing at EQ

Doing both at the same time is a sure fire way to eventually berg the fuck out

[Genedin]

So by this same thought process by winning at EQ you are losing at RL.
You are directly implicating our guild leaders in a failed life example. How dare you!

[Not_Kazowi]

Just had to quiet little Andis down, u could hear a pin drop in here now hehe

[Guido]

ya ok nerd

mail ordered confirmed

she got some nice titties and lips tho

hows the ass tho? that's big for me

[Nirgon]

So by this same thought process by winning at EQ you are losing at RL.
You are directly implicating our guild leaders in a failed life example. How dare you!

OR

If they are working a hard job/succeeding RL, they are feeling some heavy burn out and have a berg out in their future

[Not_Kazowi]

ya ok nerd

mail ordered confirmed

she got some nice titties and lips tho

hows the ass tho? that's big for me

Hehe sick comeback dawg, confirmed realization Rexx married a beautiful woman

[Guido]

Hehe sick comeback dawg, confirmed realization Rexx married a beautiful mail-ordered bride

ftfy :)

[Not_Kazowi]

You are like a broken record bud, can't come up with anything more original? Also define mail order for me plS

[Guido]

im the broken record? re-read your posts

then come fix this post lol

[fred schnarf]

Nice buffs, seems legit.

azrael only pvp fully buffed

otherwise they just lose, i 100% guarantee salt wasnt buffed like that and look how close he came to winning , perfect example.

[Guido]

very legit actually.

salt confirmed he was buffed as well. vog confirmed.

in case you missed it.

[Sektor]

This thread is great I lost it a few times lol.

[Nirgon]

glad the king weasel is pleased with today's forumquest

[Guido]

This thread is great I lost it a few times lol.

I must agree loll

[Complexity]

I'm better then all of you, every single one of you.

[Guido]

I'm better then all of you, every single one of you.

miss you nerd

later nerd

[Ragnaros]

Heard you got oor heals...1v1 yowl

[Guido]

incorrect again - zero heals

[Tassador]

you guys and your neener neener mentality at this age is borderline psychotic.

[Guido]

first thing I agree on with Tassador loll

[Not_Kazowi]

first thing I agree on with Tassador loll

He's making fun of you, so you agreeing is making fun of yourself?

[Slathar]

just checking in

[Nirgon]

you guys and your neener neener mentality at this age is borderline psychotic.

just checking in

best message board on the internet tho

[Guido]

just checking in

slath I miss you not gonna lie

[FaithlessKR]

work on it salt :) was fun fight for sure, check the 5%

http://i.imgur.com/CWXJq3k.jpg

Was a good fight, but telling me to work on it is a bit much.


You have full buffs and all I had was VoG.
Was winning 69% to 49% (plus missed 8 backstabs) prior to aggroing mobs like a retard
lost 30% running to zone out with mobs on me
zoned out to TT to see "Guido feels much better" as some oor druid named Warcloud is popping off heals
Still got you to 5%


If you think you're a better rogue I'll 1v1 you any time, only self buffs best out of 3 name time and place.

[Guido]

tynee - I told you I got zero heals - post logs if that's the case. I was shouting in ts do not heal me I didn't even know who it was. Being such a good player I ranged them anyway.

was good fight and I still love you

[Guido]

not to mention that height advantage in the beginning hallway - fucked me too

[Zalaerian]

Was a good fight, but telling me to work on it is a bit much.


You have full buffs and all I had was VoG.
Was winning 69% to 49% (plus missed 8 backstabs) prior to aggroing mobs like a retard
lost 30% running to zone out with mobs on me
zoned out to TT to see "Guido feels much better" as some oor druid named Warcloud is popping off heals
Still got you to 5%


If you think you're a better rogue I'll 1v1 you any time, only self buffs best out of 3 name time and place.


Tstaff removed legitimacy yet has skeen equipped

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[FaithlessKR]

incorrect again - zero heals

Incorrect, he got a heal as I zoned out. Don't run logs because it'll take up all of my ramdisk, so no I don't have prof. But if you notice he has Regeneration in his top slot from the oor druid. Was cast at some point during the joust between me and guido outside after the initial heal on my zoneout.

But judging by both of Andis' replies he's not willing to accept my terms of a 1v1, apparently fighting with nearly 3600 hp against 2000 and having mobs do 30% of my 2000 hp for him was enough of a 1v1.

[Guido]

zero heals - I wouldn't lie to you pal

and I will 1v1 joust - doesnt prove much tho

eq all about situational skill - I dodged those mobs where we were fighting as you did not and was a big part of why you lost. Also dodged your back step attempt at a final backstab as I finished you off with my double backstab.

[Guido]

Tstaff removed legitimacy yet has skeen equipped

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

ya if I proc'd it I wouldn't be bragging so much

unlike you're retard guild leader colgate

[Guido]

also I was wearing a fungi throughout the entire fight - if I'm not mistaken you were wearing your rog bp.

[daasgoot]

how to beat salt in pvp:

cast bane 1 time.

[FaithlessKR]

zero heals - I wouldn't lie to you pal

and I will 1v1 joust - doesnt prove much tho

eq all about situational skill - I dodged those mobs where we were fighting as you did not and was a big part of why you lost. Also dodged your back step attempt at a final backstab as I finished you off with my double backstab.

Yes I fucked up and aggrod mobs, hence the joke in you winning 1v1. 2040 hp vs 3530 and i go from 69% to 40% from mobs running to zoneout after having you to 49% with hp disadvantage and missing 8 backstabs.

Also I hit you with a 503 backstab at the end that dropped you to 5%, you didn't dodge anything. I went back in hoping for a quick melee round to finish you and you hit me with a very weak duelist backstab.

[FaithlessKR]

also I was wearing a fungi throughout the entire fight - if I'm not mistaken you were wearing your rog bp.

Not sure the relevance of this, that's another advantage to you.

[Colgate]

eq all about situational skill

so EQ is about situational skill, but the fact that you chose to zone into sebilis on a druid and attack a tstaff monk doesn't mean anything and you're still a good player?

yikes

[Guido]

Not sure the relevance of this, that's another advantage to you.

my point is my fungi helped me win.

[Tassador]

best message board on the internet tho

there isn't even a close second.

[Guido]

yes eq is about situational skill

pvp in the open world vs a staged fight - completely different

you claim you are the best monk - yet only play a tstaff monk - the cheapest of the cheap

you are nothing kid - now go get some cereal before your mom spanks you

[FaithlessKR]

my point is my fungi helped me win.

I don't have a fungi, so that point is irrelevant. But yes it helped you win...along with your full raid buffs, the mobs doing 30% of my hp, and that druid healing you and giving you another +5 regen to boot.

[Guido]

you claim you are the best* not best monk typo

[Koota]

you are nothing kid - now go get some cereal before your mom spanks you



??? DANG ANDITH IS MAD

[Guido]

not sure how many times gonna have to say I received zero heals lol

I ranged them and you can ask my ts what I was shouting

[Fame]

wow

[Guido]

all in all good fight and I hope to see you more around seb haha

also check my initial post - now we know the rule about lns.

[Zalaerian]

So salt got you to 5%, yet you had every cleric shaman and chanter buff. You literally had every buff minus dmf.

[Slathar]

looks like the better prepared player won against the player who wasnt and aggro'd mobs on himself due to being bad


case closed

[daasgoot]

looks like the better prepared player won against the player who wasnt and aggro'd mobs on himself due to being bad


case closed

[Guido]

looks like the better prepared player won against the player who wasnt and aggro'd mobs on himself due to being bad


case closed

couldn't have said it better myself

you enter my domain, you best wand me then

welcome to buffquest

you think colgate doesnt run around fully buffed to the T

learn to eq nerds

[FaithlessKR]

not sure how many times gonna have to say I received zero heals lol

I ranged them and you can ask my ts what I was shouting

Like I said I don't have log proof of the heals, but you did receive them. And to prove you weren't ranging the druid I offer this:

http://i.imgur.com/0FZEqlE.jpg

Yes you got a kill on me I wont deny it. But trying to brag about that victory like it was some great feat is laughable dude...you only won because of buff advantage, heals and me fucking up and getting mob aggro when I was spanking the shit out of you.

[Colgate]

http://i.imgur.com/yZbUgjS.jpg

looks like a few resist buffs and a symbol of marzin and you still got slam dunked

[FaithlessKR]

all in all good fight and I hope to see you more around seb haha

also check my initial post - now we know the rule about lns.

The rule on LNS was followed by me. IN case you didn't understand the rule, if I initially decline the offer to LNS then I have to wait an hour and then return and I can call it again.

[Guido]

the fact that you don't believe me when I say I got zero heals is pathetic and I thought you were better than that

yes I got a regeneration - the lowest of the low - after the battle

If you see my main chat scrolled up is because I went back to the corpse to take the SS

not arguing anymore

maybe you might think twice about entering seb with no buffs while playing eq

[Guido]

"If you log out you may return in 1 hour to lns"

[Slathar]

Like I said I don't have log proof of the heals, but you did receive them. And to prove you weren't ranging the druid I offer this:

http://i.imgur.com/0FZEqlE.jpg

Yes you got a kill on me I wont deny it. But trying to brag about that victory like it was some great feat is laughable dude...you only won because of buff advantage, heals and me fucking up and getting mob aggro when I was spanking the shit out of you.

yea andis you only won because you prepared dont think it means anything buffs are for newbies



durrrrerrrrrrrrrr

[Colgate]

i entered sebilis without buffs while playing EQ and a raidbuffed andis got trashed 1v1

but he's still a good player yowl cause it's all about dat situational awareness(?)

[Slathar]

yea andis you only won because you prepared dont think it means anything buffs are for newbies



durrrrerrrrrrrrrr

oh and i aggrod mobs but that shouldnt matter and its abother reason i lost durrrrrrrerrrrrrr

[Nirgon]

holy shit

[Guido]

andis was self buffed sorry colgate and tstaff won you that fight - had you not procd my double ds would have texted you

[FaithlessKR]

the fact that you don't believe me when I say I got zero heals is pathetic and I thought you were better than that

yes I got a regeneration - the lowest of the low - after the battle

If you see my main chat scrolled up is because I went back to the corpse to take the SS

not arguing anymore

maybe you might think twice about entering seb with no buffs while playing eq

No you're still at 5% hp, this was taken shortly after looting me. The buff was given during the battle along with the heals, and it's pathetic that you're trying to argue it. Especially with shit like "ya...I got the regen after zoning out after the battle then came back in and that entire time only got 1% of my hp back." Get real bro

Like I said if you want a real 1v1 to brag about...anytime, anywhere, only self buffs, sow or no sow, poisons or no poisons (would only be more rng to bitch about), skeans or no skeans (again only more rng to bitch about). If you truly want to claim a 1v1 kill on the Assassin then that's how you brag about it. This is only making the server laugh lol

[Guido]

"If you log out you may return in 1 hour to lns"

so no you returned after multiple hours - thus allowing me to kill you again

luckily I felt warm hearted and was unsure of the rule till now

[Slathar]

No you're still at 5% hp, this was taken shortly after looting me. The buff was given during the battle along with the heals, and it's pathetic that you're trying to argue it. Especially with shit like "ya...I got the regen after zoning out after the battle then came back in and that entire time only got 1% of my hp back." Get real bro

Like I said if you want a real 1v1 to brag about...anytime, anywhere, only self buffs, sow or no sow, poisons or no poisons (would only be more rng to bitch about), skeans or no skeans (again only more rng to bitch about). If you truly want to claim a 1v1 kill on the Assassin then that's how you brag about it. This is only making the server laugh lol

lol he calls himself the Assassin



hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

[Guido]

so your height advantage in the beginning was compensated for your aggroing of mobs

so we even

was a fun fight - just sleep tonight knowing I got 0 heals.

[Guido]

as I shouted in ts

WHOEVER IS HEALING ME DO NOT HEAL ME THIS IS A 1v1

being the A+ player that I am I ranged them all cuz I have honor when a 1v1 is happening.

[FaithlessKR]

"If you log out you may return in 1 hour to lns"

Since you're having such a hard time understanding plain english rules, let me break this down for you very slowly.

If you are killed and opt to fight instead of calling Loot and Scoot, you forfeit any later opportunities to invoke LnS. If you log out you may return in 1 hour and call Loot and Scoot.

That is the rule in it's entirety right there. Now explain to me how it would make any sense to have a rule where oh hey you logged out...come back in exactly 1 hour and you can call lns again. It doesn't make sense, you are simply not using your logic centers when trying to comprehend this rule.

This is put in place so someone can't worm their way into a zone by logging in and out and moving their way back, pulling their corpse through a wall etc, and then being able to call lns after doing some scummy shit.

This rule was put in place for situations like mine where I'm bound on another continent and need to find a port back. So I can wait for a full hour, and after that I can call lns again after I have found a port/rez whatever else I need and then I have to leave for another hour.

[Colgate]

andis was self buffed sorry colgate and tstaff won you that fight - had you not procd my double ds would have texted you

i don't get it, did you not know that i had a tstaff?

i thought you had great situational awareness and that's why you're the better player

right?

[FaithlessKR]

as I shouted in ts

WHOEVER IS HEALING ME DO NOT HEAL ME THIS IS A 1v1

being the A+ player that I am I ranged them all cuz I have honor when a 1v1 is happening.

http://i.imgur.com/0FZEqlE.jpg

http://www.troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/1-1-3-maths.jpg

[FaithlessKR]

so your height advantage in the beginning was compensated for your aggroing of mobs

so we even

was a fun fight - just sleep tonight knowing I got 0 heals.

I love listening to his interpretation of a fair fight. This isn't the NBA, my height doesn't mean shit...if I can hit you then guess what...you can hit me. I'm sorry that I'm a better jouster.

[Nirgon]

#GrownAssMen

[Colgate]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 121
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Guido 44
Nirgon 13
Not_Kazowi 12
FaithlessKR 11
Colgate 8
Slathar 5
daasgoot 3
lite 3
Genedin 2
Tassador 2
Zalaerian 2
heals4reals 2
Smedy 1
Rompar 1
Fame 1
Bigtokes 1
HippoNipple 1
Ragnaros 1
snufzaimoverlord 1
Complexity 1
Uuruk 1
Koota 1
Nocsucow 1
Sektor 1
fred schnarf 1
Pikrib 1
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[Guido]

no its harder to hit a person above you - I noticed it finally and tried to get some height as you aggrod the mobs

[FaithlessKR]

If you want a real 1v1 to brag about...anytime, anywhere, only self buffs, sow or no sow, poisons or no poisons (would only be more rng to bitch about), skeans or no skeans (again only more rng to bitch about). If you truly want to claim a 1v1 kill on the Assassin then that's how you brag about it. This is only making the server laugh lol

[Colgate]

height advantage

tstaff advantage

not having a mental disorder advantage

but everquest is about situational skills and that's why andis is the best player, right?

[Not_Kazowi]

I love watching Andis flounder in FQ

[Nirgon]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 121
User Name Posts
Guido 44
Nirgon 13


Andis as of that post 3.384615 times sicker than the top poster on forumquest

[Jimmybones]

salt had his hair get in his eyes. Andis has an aerodynamic skull and the wind passes over his barren scalp which gives him a speed advantage

not a fair duel 0/10

[Guido]

but everquest is about situational skills and that's why andis is the best player, right?

right

[Ragnaros]

Andis below average melee, and interupts his own casts as a wizard nothing to see here folks

[Recycled Children]

Fraps footage of 1v1.

https://youtu.be/roICRJWiGCI

[Doors]

http://randomcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Tywin-Lannister-Quotes-5.jpg

[billhollins]

I charged you on Andis my druid, we fought in the same hallway, and you got a tstaff proc.

to answer your question: answer is no.

If only you had as many hairs as you do excuses. ..

[Nirgon]

hope a bomb gets dropped on this server

gonna keep playin anyways

[hatelore]

Hey Adith, still wanna join the Empire? Oh wait...


http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163359

[Nirgon]

^ good to link that (and read all of it)

but...



This is a more exact lank (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1595099&postcount=69) of wut u want

[Uuruk]

Hey Adith, still wanna join the Empire? Oh wait...


http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163359

So he's also racist to go along with his offensive name. Good player.

[Pikrib]

^ good to link that (and read all of it)

but...



This is a more exact lank (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1595099&postcount=69) of wut u want


'we don't want to recruit any more'
'i don't want this to be nihilum 2.0'


:(

[Modus]

the fact that you don't believe me when I say I got zero heals is pathetic and I thought you were better than that

Can we get a GM to post the master log?

Liar must commit seppuku in dishonor (char delete).

[Nirgon]

:(

Its true, we didn't

Then Lite absorbed all those Hokuten's

He did this with Suave/Eternal Light and will try to do it to the Curse (along with voicemails from king weasel) to no avail, destroying those guilds in the process and most of those players quitting

Shrug, we're just better at retention and recruitment I guess

[Sektor]

Can we get a GM to post the master log?

Liar must commit seppuku in dishonor (char delete).

Wouldn't be fair Andis built his toon Salt paid 225 for his

[FaithlessKR]

Wouldn't be fair Andis built his toon Salt paid 225 for his

King of RMT trying to slander me lol

[krazyGlue]

King of RMT trying to slander me lol

slander ? lol Facts are Facts dog

[Pikrib]

Its true, we didn't

Then Lite absorbed all those Hokuten's

He did this with Suave/Eternal Light and will try to do it to the Curse (along with voicemails from king weasel) to no avail, destroying those guilds in the process and most of those players quitting

Shrug, we're just better at retention and recruitment I guess

Nirgon

It's hard watching you post stupid stuff like this without correcting you.

Eternal light was Hokuten with a name change. People refer to them as seperate entities. Jibekn left and the guild had to reform with a name change.

Suave was your own guildmembers which you pissed off to the point of having them exodus. So of course they would join the enemy guild. The same goes for the Curse.

Holo/Empire has absorbed several guilds now and you made no mention of them. One of those guilds was 50+ people.

I know you were playing blue at the time and got all of your information from the forums so I will forgive you this one time for sounding stupid. All the other times you have sounded stupid in the past are fair game though.

Your pal
Pikrib

[dis_mornin]

so since i killed you 1v1 in seb, does that make me the king?

Good question. How does this king of seb title work exactly?

[Uuruk]

Good question. How does this king of seb title work exactly?

Not sure, you would think the king of seb would contest traks.

[Guido]

Not sure, you would think the king of seb would contest traks.

are you simple boy?

I dare you enter my domain.

[Recycled Children]

are you simple boy?

I dare you enter my domain.

I do about every 3 days. I've never seen you there.

[Guido]

I do about every 3 days. I've never seen you there.

you mean you come to seb every 3 days or your horde of 80?


*drops mic, leaves the stage*

[Not_Kazowi]

you mean you come to seb every 3 days or your horde of 80?


*drops mic, leaves the stage*

God you are so retarded and cringey

[HalflingWarrior]

LMAO pairing the terms "EQ PVP" and "skill" always makes me laugh

[Tune]

#GrownAssMen

chortled

[Recycled Children]

you would think the king of seb would contest traks.are you simple boy?

I dare you enter my domain.I do about every 3 days. I've never seen you there.you mean you come to seb every 3 days or your horde of 80?


*drops mic, leaves the stage*

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/24/article-0-0D23A1E700000578-824_634x443.jpg

[Buhbuh]

did not read thread but willing to bet Salt had nowhere near the buff stack you did, especially considering we dont have chanters and shamans and clerics logged at the orb, so getting you to 5% is pretty lolworthy.

[krazyGlue]

Salt is bad . Close thread

[Deluxeee]

Well done Guido!

[Nirgon]

Nirgon

It's hard watching you post stupid stuff like this without correcting you.

Eternal light was Hokuten with a name change. People refer to them as seperate entities. Jibekn left and the guild had to reform with a name change.

Suave was your own guildmembers which you pissed off to the point of having them exodus. So of course they would join the enemy guild. The same goes for the Curse.

Holo/Empire has absorbed several guilds now and you made no mention of them. One of those guilds was 50+ people.

I know you were playing blue at the time and got all of your information from the forums so I will forgive you this one time for sounding stupid. All the other times you have sounded stupid in the past are fair game though.

Your pal
Pikrib


1. So Cursed is Suave by this logic? Kinda is. Suave def destroyed by Az merger. Curse will be too if they merge.

2. Lol no

3. Ok

[Nirgon]

luv dem sweet beens on my nachoze

[krazyGlue]

1. So Cursed is Suave by this logic? Kinda is. Suave def destroyed by Az merger. Curse will be too if they merge.

2. Lol no

3. Ok

curse is suave thought everyone knew this

[Aesop]

Can you do anything other than cry about Zerg and numbers? Heresy never gave a shit how out zerged we were, I remember taking on 22 pdm with canticle me and harazzer alone in perma and winning

Be a man suck your own dick

Do you remember fighting was it <Fish Bait> ? Yeah numbers don't always work in your favor. Had a pretty sick melee train tho.

[Aesop]

I mean when Heresy would fight Fish Bait, my sentences barely make sense unless I'm the one reading them sometimes.

[Aesop]

There was a fight at Sev I remember where Xantille was the last man standing. Took out the last three dudes on their side solo.

[Fame]

Suave def destroyed by Az merger.


This is why I no longer play here, was fuckin LOVING life in Suave then we merged and it was exactly what everyone warned us about, a few weeks later the Suave core was split and I just could not muster the strength to log onto a game I did not enjoy playing anymore.

Be warned of AZ, they are good at what they do but if you're not interested in that, you will find yourself in a situation where quitting the game might seem like your only out. Especially if you're like me and refuse to join le zerg.

TL;DR

I would still be logging a lot of hours today if Suave never decided to merge with AZ.


-1 pop, a non-factor but, -1 is still -1 :(

friendly wizard no longer porting for clarity

[Slathar]

This is why I no longer play here, was fuckin LOVING life in Suave then we merged and it was exactly what everyone warned us about, a few weeks later the Suave core was split and I just could not muster the strength to log onto a game I did not enjoy playing anymore.

Be warned of AZ, they are good at what they do but if you're not interested in that, you will find yourself in a situation where quitting the game might seem like your only out. Especially if you're like me and refuse to join le zerg.

TL;DR

I would still be logging a lot of hours today if Suave never decided to merge with AZ.


-1 pop, a non-factor but, -1 is still -1 :(

friendly wizard no longer porting for clarity


back to blue?

[Fame]

Nah, summer time and I managed to convince a girl to sleep with me on the reg.

[Not_Kazowi]

Do you remember fighting was it <Fish Bait> ? Yeah numbers don't always work in your favor. Had a pretty sick melee train tho.

sure i remember, im just saying crying about it doesnt do anything. sometimes u gotta man up

[Fame]

I should actually probably thank az for that, in a twisted way, they helped by forcing me to look for alternative entertainment on these long alaskan nights.

[Tassador]

Nah, summer time and I managed to convince a girl to sleep with me on the reg.

Lucky girl with your knowlege of Alaska back country in the case of a apocalyptic zombie attack a man with your talents of survival will be key to living.

Good luck sir a bid you a farewell that should only be received by you never coming back to this forsaken heathen hell hole!

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Sorry to hear that fame pal.

If you ever come back you can always get a clarity from me.

[Efwan]

curse is suave thought everyone knew this

Curse has like 2 former Suave members lol.

[krazyGlue]

Curse has like 2 former Suave members lol.

Not according to my spy . The curse is suave With some new members

[magician]

?

[Cappa]

also there was some confusion on lns rule after dying and logging out - thanks salem for this - if you log off after a yt, you can get on and call lns only after 1 hour.

http://i.imgur.com/1HChhVV.png


Seb is off limits.

So now according to azrael and friends now not only is not calling LNS when they want opting to fight, but logging out is opting to fight? ?? ROFL

[Slathar]

So now according to azrael and friends now not only is not calling LNS when they want opting to fight, but logging out is opting to fight? ?? ROFL

call lns and watch what happens



nerd

[Quiet]

Andis has full buffs and I see Akinn's body. Prob a 2v1

[Cappa]

call lns and watch what happens



nerd

Sounds like Velious really sweatin you guys out..

[Doors]

Thread is cringeworthy OP is no where near the level of skill that we are.

[Crazycloud]

A+ burt A +

dat sig

[Nirgon]

This is why I no longer play here, was fuckin LOVING life in Suave then we merged and it was exactly what everyone warned us about, a few weeks later the Suave core was split and I just could not muster the strength to log onto a game I did not enjoy playing anymore.

Be warned of AZ, they are good at what they do but if you're not interested in that, you will find yourself in a situation where quitting the game might seem like your only out. Especially if you're like me and refuse to join le zerg.

TL;DR

I would still be logging a lot of hours today if Suave never decided to merge with AZ.


-1 pop, a non-factor but, -1 is still -1 :(

friendly wizard no longer porting for clarity

I mean I knew I was right but thanks for being honest unlike the rest of the maggots crawling on this pile

[daasgoot]

eddard's new sig cringeworthy

back to the drawing board pal

[Farzo]

Did u take a leaf outta Salem's book and box a shaman 2 buff yourself?

[Smedy]

Guido The Assasins Assasin

powerful

[Smedy]

+ss so many asses in that it makes my head spin

[Stalos_]

*Holo* reading Smedy's sig as I wrote that.

Oh man I was gonna go in on you. dawg.

[Efwan]

eddard's new sig cringeworthy

back to the drawing board pal

ROFL, +1

[krazyGlue]

Eddard signature lmao .

[Samsung]

Lol doors as a pal please delete that sig.

[Tassador]

eddard's new sig cringeworthy

back to the drawing board pal

Actually looks pretty sweet for a 14 year old that plays eq at night and creates sigs for eq rogues in Adobe Photoshop during 3rd period computer class.

[Pikrib]

eddard's new sig cringeworthy

back to the drawing board pal

I fixed it for him this new one is approved for use on the forums.

http://i.imgur.com/p5OGd2D.png

[Tassador]

Nice!

[pingpong]

Wouldn't be fair Andis built his toon Salt paid 225 for his

how dare you insinuate that a guy that came to the server a year in to its life that now plays a rogue with full lustrous acquired that toon via illicit means.

[Guido]

Guido The Assasins Assasin

powerful

has a nice ring to it.

I must say.

and eddard making me laugh hard over here

heres another empire rog coined little while back at the orb

Guido Azrael Chuckslaw Holocaust Trakanon's Teeth 1.58 January 18 2015 3:33:21 PM

waiting on my encounter with eddard 8)

[Nirgon]

Man that Doors sig is a real rustler

such controversy

[Luniz]

I'll 1v1 anyone from azrael. Lmk when and where

[Colgate]

same

i do all duels in the kerra isle fight pit though

[snufzaimoverlord]

Gaping Holocaust Guido Azrael Old Sebilis 2.82 January 30 2015 8:56:09 PM

Was an easy kill.

[Guido]

Gaping Holocaust Guido Azrael Old Sebilis 2.82 January 30 2015 8:56:09 PM

Was an easy kill.

*please note* this was not a solo kill * it involved 5+

when resist code was way off * tash malod blind.

wont happen again. lol

[Not_Kazowi]

*please note* this was not a solo kill * it involved 5+

when resist code was way off * tash malod blind.

wont happen again. lol

Good lord you are unhealthily obsessed with your trivial elf rep

[Colgate]

have killed andis 1v1 in sebilis 3 times now

[krazyGlue]

have killed andis 1v1 in sebilis 3 times now

You only log on when there is 20-80 people around you following u so I doubt this happened

[derpcake]

This one time i solo buffed a holocaust raid on my shaman.

It was less work then keeping up DMF on Andis, who completely ignored any group aspect of pvp, ran of solo, took 2% damage, zoned & demanded buffs.

Fuck that, Andis. Noone likes that shit, I'm trying to help here.

[HippoNipple]

You only log on when there is 20-80 people around you following u so I doubt this happened

Not Colgate's problem people want to follow the grandmaster whenever he logs in.

[Pikrib]

This one time i solo buffed a holocaust raid on my shaman.

It was less work then keeping up DMF on Andis, who completely ignored any group aspect of pvp, ran of solo, took 2% damage, zoned & demanded buffs.

Fuck that, Andis. Noone likes that shit, I'm trying to help here.

I have to agree with the pirate on this one.

[Buhbuh]

that's the greatest reason for not being in the same guild as ole andy.

VoG at 39 min timers were interesting times

[snufzaimoverlord]

TBH i get sweaty and nervous if any buffs drop below 20 mins.

[Luniz]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/527/287/13f.jpg

[Doors]

EQ is a skill based game and since Empire gets every raid target it's obvious we have the best players. See dig for website drop us an app if you're as good as I am.

[Buhbuh]

just plugged salem on orran and adrian single handedly on an alt

[Guido]

just plugged salem on orran and adrian single handedly on an alt

got proof?

[Pikrib]

EQ is a skill based game and since Empire gets every raid target it's obvious we have the best players. See dig for website drop us an app if you're as good as I am.

App dropped. I can't wait to raid dragons with 150 of my closest friends.

[Guido]

got aon?

who are you again?

some no name. got it.

[Guido]

#258

you heard it here folks.

join Empire and be just another #.

Join Azrael and be somebody.

Choice is yours 8)

[Doors]

who are you again?

some no name. got it.

Rated your response 1 star out of 5 since thats roughly how good u are at rouge LOL

[Guido]

Rated your response 1 star out of 5 since thats roughly how good u are at rouge LOL

cant wait to see you in norrath all alone - hopefully not hiding behind 70 empire.

ill be in sebilis - you know same place salt found me - and we all know what happened to him :)

[billhollins]

you heard it here folks.

join Empire and be just another #.

Join Azrael and be somebody.

Choice is yours 8)

That somebody being a perma mad baldy lawl

[Luniz]

you heard it here folks.

join Empire and be just another #.

Join Azrael and be somebody.

Choice is yours 8)

http://i.imgur.com/ebHY8w0.png

[snufzaimoverlord]

*please note* this was not a solo kill * it involved 5+

when resist code was way off * tash malod blind.

wont happen again. lol

It was solo, I was also level 56.

YT dawg, ez kill.

[Luniz]

stress from buff management is a heavy burden

[Guido]

It was solo, I was also level 56.

YT dawg, ez kill.

keep dreamin snufz

one things for sure - lies like hes an empire

good fit imo

[Not_Kazowi]

keep dreamin snufz

one things for sure - lies like hes an empire

good fit imo

What's it like having severe autism

[Guido]

What's it like having severe autism

whats it like being a complete non-factor on this box?

yet still posting daily?

care meter says definitely 0.

[Jimmybones]

HE LIES LIKE HES AN EMPIRE


GOT EM' BOYS

[Jimmybones]

http://i.imgur.com/snS1k1M.gif

[Doors]

Can confirm snufz rouge was 56 at the time he outplayed and embarrassed Andis.

Holy fuck if I died to a level 56 on this game I would kill myself irl LOL.

[Pikrib]

Holy fuck if I died to a level 56 on this game I would kill myself irl LOL.

Anferny was lvl 56 when he killed ya.

[Luniz]

HE LIES LIKE HES AN EMPIRE


GOT EM' BOYS

http://i.imgur.com/IuTKSRG.png

[Not_Kazowi]

whats it like being a complete non-factor on this box?

yet still posting daily?

care meter says definitely 0.

Thank you, I take being a non factor on the box as a compliment. Too busy killin it irl u feel?

[Guido]

Thank you, I take being a non factor on the box as a compliment. Too busy killin it irl u feel?

ya see the beauty of andis is

box celeb as he kills it in rl



you mad tho?

[FaithlessKR]

cant wait to see you in norrath all alone - hopefully not hiding behind 70 empire.

ill be in sebilis - you know same place salt found me - and we all know what happened to him :)

Yeah I did roughly 4000 damage to you, with you only doing about 1500 to me. Andis you wanna keep talking like you can actually beat me then take up the challenge...

If you want a real 1v1 to brag about...anytime, anywhere, only self buffs, sow or no sow, poisons or no poisons (would only be more rng to bitch about), skeans or no skeans (again only more rng to bitch about). If you truly want to claim a 1v1 kill on the Assassin then that's how you brag about it. This is only making the server laugh lol

[Tassador]

Yeah I did roughly 4000 damage to you, with you only doing about 1500 to me. Andis you wanna keep talking like you can actually beat me then take up the challenge...

Great you challenged him 1v1, I just hit quick game 2v2 ladder waiting for teams to load now!

[Slathar]

Yeah I did roughly 4000 damage to you, with you only doing about 1500 to me. Andis you wanna keep talking like you can actually beat me then take up the challenge...

and you still died. get wrekt more pussy LOL owned

[FaithlessKR]

This message is hidden because Slathar is on your ignore list.

I'm sure this is his usual troll about his fantasy of beating me 1v1, loling hard at dickpuppy and slathar following me around this forums commenting after me for the last month when I can't see them.

[daasgoot]

I'm sure this is his usual troll about his fantasy of beating me 1v1, loling hard at dickpuppy and slathar following me around this forums commenting after me for the last month when I can't see them.

lol who the fuck actually puts people on ignore.

what a fukin baby.

[FaithlessKR]

lol who the fuck actually puts people on ignore.

what a fukin baby.

Slathar is only here to get enjoyment out of people's reactions. If I can't see anything he says then I wont slip up one day and play into it, so I win.

And dickpuppy has a special kind of autism, I can't look at the garbage he posts and not wonder how he actually functions in day to day life. My time is better spent not thinking about that non factor.

[krazyGlue]

Salt is bad and I'm not surprised he is in holocaust knowing his rmting past.. close thread

[Uuruk]

Sektor is bad and I'm not surprised he is in Azrael knowing his rmting past.. close thread

[Doors]

Salt is bad and I'm not surprised he is in holocaust knowing his rmting past.. close thread

That alliance you guys are gonna form up for Velious is gonna definitely compete.

No really you guys stand a chance.

[daasgoot]

funny how much pride you take in "winning" as a zerg.

i can "win" by your definition too, /t empire officer and ask for a tag.

boom, just won EQ.. gonna head to the forums and talk about how im a winner and everyone else on the server sucks.

[Efwan]

Salt is bad and I'm not surprised he is in holocaust knowing his rmting past.. close thread

+1

[Uuruk]

funny how much pride you take in "winning" as a zerg.

i can "win" by your definition too, /t empire officer and ask for a tag.

boom, just won EQ.. gonna head to the forums and talk about how im a winner and everyone else on the server sucks.

you take a lot of pride in losing and rmting

[daasgoot]

you take a lot of pride in losing and rmting

i take no pride in anything related to this game. fuckin weirdo.

[billhollins]

funny how much pride you take in "winning" as a zerg.

i can "win" by your definition too, /t empire officer and ask for a tag.

boom, just won EQ.. gonna head to the forums and talk about how im a winner and everyone else on the server sucks.

App denied

[Kringe]

People here have never really experienced "a zerg" per se...

CN (or Chinese Nation as they go by) makes "empire" look like a small bag of chips..


Try fighting 40-50 on 700..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9JOt3frOnM

[vouss]

couldn't stand the music or the game play

[Kringe]

couldn't stand the music or the game play

Shadowbane point and click was very awkward to get used to, but as I stated before the pvp was just insane...

The point was to mock people crying "zerg" when they have never seen a real zerg... IE the 40-50 vs 700 in the video.

[FaithlessKR]

funny how much pride you take in "winning" as a zerg.

i can "win" by your definition too, /t empire officer and ask for a tag.

boom, just won EQ.. gonna head to the forums and talk about how im a winner and everyone else on the server sucks.

I am by no means someone who thinks of himself as a top player. You can ask anyone in empire that i pvp with, i consistently deny that i am a top player for my class. Only reason i got a title was because of the lack of competition and boulderquest making players like knuckle and stasis have a much lower chance.

[Rednaros]

Love Salt, good guy and great pvper

[pgerman]

I ran out of dicks to suck

I guess i'll suck my own

-Empire




If you are not good at anything

Be bad at something


-Empire

[hatelore]

You have a lot of pent up rage pgerman, have you talked to anyone about your issues?

[Swish]

I ran out of dicks to suck

I guess i'll suck my own

-Empire




If you are not good at anything

Be bad at something


-Empire

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/07/chuckle-GIF.gif