The Ground Trembles Beneath Your Feet

[PDX0621]

The ground trembles beneath your feet...

A crack of thunder pierces your ears...

A flash of lightning blinds your eyes, as two Titans of Industry come together, in what can only be described as commerical destiny...

Beginning today, Nomsanto Industries has become THE OFFICIAL, THE EXCLUSIVE provider of in flight meals and snacks for Bhear Force One. No longer will customers have to settle for my 2nd class cooking. Never before in the HISTORY of the porting industry has there been an opportunity like this. The tasty nutrition of fresh, seasonal, non GMO food combined with the luxury of worldwide travel.

ALL, that's right, ALL passengers of Bhear Force One will be treated to a variety of seasonal produce courtesy of Ggexpress *more information found HERE (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=189808)*.

But wait, there's more! All passengers with donations of 50pp and over will be able to access the exclusive High Rollers VIP Menu, with a selection of the tastiest, most exclusive, most sought after menu items found anywhere on Norrath. Remember, this menu isn't available to just any geek off the streets. You can literally turn your nose up at all those peasants below as your wisked away to the farthest reaches of the world.

Does this sound incredible to you? Would you like to experience this opportunity for yourself? Would you like to know more?! If so, please contact me in game today!

Bhear Force One and Nomsanto Industries, a brotherhood forged in steel! *Bhear Force One is part of the Dial A Port global alliance. If I am unavailable, please contact any one of my helpful guildmates today!*

http://i.imgur.com/H5mtGRDh.jpg

[wormed]

I couldn't read the message. Saw the Luclin models first, contracted eye cancer, and went blind.

[Greengrocer]

Your faction standing with SkyChefs has gotten better!

http://www.universalfunding.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/business-handshake.jpg

[Greengrocer]

But yeah, seriously.. is that what I look like to you? I look like a fat green lantern fan at comicon. Please fix your shit.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/costumes.jpg

[PDX0621]

^^^ Go home Greengrocer, you're drunk!

[Ezalor]

http://i.imgur.com/deqBwF9.png

[PDX0621]

^^^ Thank you for your opinion of my personal graphics preference! It is noted!

[iruinedyourday]

I love this post, but GG should be the official photogropaher for any of this.

[PDX0621]

Bhear Force One, now offering "Pickups from the Planes!"

http://i.imgur.com/CmfBKcV.jpg

My first interplanar passenger!
http://i.imgur.com/yHfXajK.jpg

Even more important, the first person to try the new High Rollers VIP Menu!
http://i.imgur.com/pHF4m6K.jpg

[Voland]

I couldn't read the message. Saw the Luclin models first, contracted eye cancer, and went blind.

I think I am going to open a center for treating Luclin-phobia.

[PDX0621]

Don't just take my word for it, take a listen to what another satisfied Bhear Force One customer had to say!

http://i.imgur.com/fN9CyKn.jpg

[Lisset]

I couldn't read the message. Saw the Luclin models first, contracted eye cancer, and went blind.

[Remeygi]

[QUOTE=Greengrocer;1862356]But yeah, seriously.. is that what I look like to you? I look like a fat green lantern fan at comicon. Please fix your shit.

^ This.
And Bhear looks like fat Sinistro at his side.

Thank you for reminding me, why I never like the Luclin Models ...

Zabli, IKS MNK

[Monty405]

Man, I had forgotten how terrible iksar look with the luclin model

[PDX0621]

[QUOTE=Greengrocer;1862356]But yeah, seriously.. is that what I look like to you? I look like a fat green lantern fan at comicon. Please fix your shit.

^ This.
And Bhear looks like fat Sinistro at his side.

Thank you for reminding me, why I never like the Luclin Models ...

Zabli, IKS MNK

Man, I had forgotten how terrible iksar look with the luclin model

Thank you all for adding to the richness of this conversation! Your opinions of my personal graphics preferences have been noted!

[webrunner5]

I think I am going to open a center for treating Luclin-phobia.

Yeah, it ain't a pretty sight. Total fail. But I guess it boils down to whatever blows up your skirt I guess. :p

Some races look better in Luclin but Hairy Feet types aren't one that does.

[Safon]

I couldn't read the message. Saw the Luclin models first, contracted eye cancer, and went blind.

[Hagglebaron]

The ground trembles beneath your feet...

A crack of thunder pierces your ears...

A flash of lightning blinds your eyes, as two Titans of Industry come together, in what can only be described as commerical destiny...

Beginning today, Nomsanto Industries has become THE OFFICIAL, THE EXCLUSIVE provider of in flight meals and snacks for Bhear Force One. No longer will customers have to settle for my 2nd class cooking. Never before in the HISTORY of the porting industry has there been an opportunity like this. The tasty nutrition of fresh, seasonal, non GMO food combined with the luxury of worldwide travel.

ALL, that's right, ALL passengers of Bhear Force One will be treated to a variety of seasonal produce courtesy of Ggexpress *more information found HERE (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=189808)*.

But wait, there's more! All passengers with donations of 50pp and over will be able to access the exclusive High Rollers VIP Menu, with a selection of the tastiest, most exclusive, most sought after menu items found anywhere on Norrath. Remember, this menu isn't available to just any geek off the streets. You can literally turn your nose up at all those peasants below as your wisked away to the farthest reaches of the world.

Does this sound incredible to you? Would you like to experience this opportunity for yourself? Would you like to know more?! If so, please contact me in game today!

Bhear Force One and Nomsanto Industries, a brotherhood forged in steel! *Bhear Force One is part of the Dial A Port global alliance. If I am unavailable, please contact any one of my helpful guildmates today!*

http://i.imgur.com/H5mtGRDh.jpg

Reported for using Luclin graphics, logged in for the first time in months just to make sure the proper authorities knew of your crimes

[PDX0621]

I couldn't read the message. Saw the Luclin models first, contracted eye cancer, and went blind.

Reported for using Luclin graphics, logged in for the first time in months just to make sure the proper authorities knew of your crimes

Thank you both for sharing your unsolicited opinions of my pixel preferences! Dually noted!

[kaev]

Thank you both for sharing your unsolicited opinions of my pixel preferences! Dually noted!

It saddens me deeply to learn that your preferences in pixels do not precisely match my own. My distress is palpable, I feel it so deeply that I can practically taste it. I do hope you will in future refrain from asserting your independent existence in this fashion.

[Itap]

How can Luclin character models be enabled on a server dedicated to strictly Vanilla - SoV?

[PDX0621]

How can Luclin character models be enabled on a server dedicated to strictly Vanilla - SoV?

http://i.imgur.com/11p5FMN.gif

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

my eyes.............................................. ...........................

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/8b32b5fcc4babd47cbe68f0b8cb79d4e/tumblr_mvteq1pH8Z1qg39ewo1_500.gif

[PDX0621]

I love that no one cares about the awesomeness that this thread is about, but rather care only for my choice of pixel preferences. Keep up the free bumps though, I'll take it!

[iruinedyourday]

I love that no one cares about the awesomeness that this thread is about, but rather care only for my choice of pixel preferences. Keep up the free bumps though, I'll take it!

I almost feel bad, but then i remember your Huehue SS in the SS forums ;)

[PDX0621]

I almost feel bad, but then i remember your Huehue SS in the SS forums ;)

C'mon, that was funny!

[PDX0621]

If anyone sees me in game, take my picture! I want to see what I look like to all of you!

[Millburn]

If anyone sees me in game, take my picture! I want to see what I look like to all of you!

http://cdn-media-1.lifehack.org/wp-content/files/2011/09/big-phony.jpg

Not sure I can get behind this business if you're so open about your luclin model use. I have to vote with my dollar, I mean this is capitalism. What other moral and ethical violations of basic human decency will we discover? I can't have that weight on my shoulders.

[PDX0621]

Not sure I can get behind this business if you're so open about your luclin model use. I have to vote with my dollar, I mean this is capitalism. What other moral and ethical violations of basic human decency will we discover? I can't have that weight on my shoulders.


“I am what I am, and that's all that I am.”

― Popeye

[L4m3st0n3]

Subscribed for more epicness to come.

[Vorkon]

Someone needs to create an on a budget port guild. Pay 15pp per port, shitty service, ports to the wrong places, rude porters, no sow/lev/invs. etc...

Build up some competition for the budget minded or low level characters.

[PDX0621]

Pay 15pp per port, shitty service, ports to the wrong places, rude porters, no sow/lev/invs. etc...

Build up some competition for the budget minded or low level characters.

You pretty much described the Bhear Force One experience on nights when I'm drinking. Only difference is I provide snacks when I remember to.

[Clark]

I think I am going to open a center for treating Luclin-phobia.

I love Luclin, except for the Luclin models!

[PDX0621]

I love Bhears revolutionary in flight snack concept.

Fixed that for ya :D