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krazyGlue
04-18-2015, 11:32 AM
Get Reckt nerds ! .. Voted no 6117

Rednaros
04-18-2015, 11:33 AM
you're on a plane? I don't get it

krazyGlue
04-18-2015, 11:34 AM
Azrael is having a guild BBQ in Las Vegas , pras sektors black card

Jimmybones
04-18-2015, 11:42 AM
The median annual wage for dental assistants was $34,500


Black Card.. KEK

Quiet
04-18-2015, 11:56 AM
Jetblue economy, the finest $75 dollar plane flight money can buy.

Glad to see Sektor's is required to host parties at his own expense to obtain pixels.

Dr. Nirgon would fly us first class on his private jet to the location of his private Helicopter which would bring us to his small island aka Isla Nubar.

Smedy
04-18-2015, 12:03 PM
then he would drug you and rape your kids

never trust an old man emulating youth in a elfquest 1999

Quiet
04-18-2015, 12:07 PM
then he would drug you and rape your kids

never trust an old man emulating youth in a elfquest 1999

What happens on Isla Nubar, stays on Isla Nubar.

Swish
04-18-2015, 12:37 PM
jetBlue Airways Customer review : 28 March 2015 by A Young (USA)

My husband and I decided to take a spontaneous trip to San Francisco for my birthday. As we were making travel arrangements to return back to the Miami area, JetBlue had the only flight that worked with our time schedule. We were hesitant to book the flight with JetBlue because we did not know much about the company.

We decided to give JetBlue a chance and booked flight #578 from SFO to FLL on March 14, 2015.

It is unfortunate that we did not have a good experience on our first JetBlue flight.

The electrical system had issues. The TV on the back of the seats worked at the beginning of the flight but slowly the TVs started going out throughout the cabin (our row did not have a working TV the majority of the 5 hour flight). This made me question what other electrical issues this plane might have. Not only did we have electrical issues, but we did not have running water on the flight.

My husband and I are both in the medical field, and we feel this is not only inconvenient but unsanitary. The "solution" was to place multiple bottles of water in the restroom for customers to wash their hands.

Partially used and soiled water bottles to wash our hands is not exactly our idea of sanitary. Since the plane did not have running water, my husband and I decided to avoid using the restroom for over a 5 hour flight. It also made us question the cleanliness of the flight attendants' hands provided the lack of water on the plane. This is a huge unsanitary issue that should never occur on a plane.

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/sack-jetblue.img_assist_custom.jpg

OP is probably dead.

Swish
04-18-2015, 12:40 PM
Can we get a thread title change please?

I'm killing myself irl

Doors
04-18-2015, 01:02 PM
Sick bro how'd you land seats in coach.

krazyGlue
04-18-2015, 01:03 PM
Sektor paid for them .

krazyGlue
04-18-2015, 01:29 PM
Just caught the protein farts in the cramped plane .

Slathar
04-18-2015, 01:29 PM
ive been to over 70 countries, lived in 4, and speak 3 languages


feels good knowing im better than everyone :]

krazyGlue
04-18-2015, 01:32 PM
This is my first flight . Sektor paid for it .. I win

bigstuff
04-18-2015, 01:50 PM
How many fungi KP does a plane seat cost these days?

krazyGlue
04-18-2015, 01:52 PM
I don't participate in guild activities . The ticket was paid for by other means

YmirEQ
04-18-2015, 01:53 PM
Lmao this op is so fucking pathetic, what a loser.

krazyGlue
04-18-2015, 01:54 PM
Say that to my Porsche

Circa.
04-18-2015, 01:55 PM
First time on a plane? Dam man lol you a shelter kiddie

Ezalor
04-18-2015, 01:56 PM
not a day goes by on this forum someone's not posting shit to try to floss their RL

you guys are all insecure as shit

Ghordo
04-18-2015, 01:57 PM
Lmao but its the saddest version of it

krazyGlue
04-18-2015, 03:21 PM
I sense tons of pale jelly nerds that never left moms basement

bigstuff
04-18-2015, 03:29 PM
Ok so you say you own a Porsche but you've never been on a plane and need someone to buy you a ticket.

Let me guess, old 1980 944 turbo that leaks more oil then an old dudes batter leaks piss.

amirite?

bigstuff
04-18-2015, 03:30 PM
bladder lol typo

Sektor
04-18-2015, 03:55 PM
Sick bro how'd you land seats in coach.

LOL

Circa.
04-18-2015, 06:43 PM
Ok so you say you own a Porsche but you've never been on a plane and need someone to buy you a ticket.

Let me guess, old 1980 944 turbo that leaks more oil then an old dudes batter leaks piss.

amirite?

Trophy Scars
04-18-2015, 06:46 PM
those contradictions to good lmao.

Knuckle
04-18-2015, 07:56 PM
this is either a troll post or op has mild downs with only a little forehead swelling.

Rednaros
04-18-2015, 07:57 PM
this is either a troll post or op has mild downs with only a little forehead swelling.

I voted yes

karsten
04-18-2015, 10:14 PM
this is either a troll post or op has mild downs with only a little forehead swelling.

welp

yep

Slowride
04-18-2015, 10:23 PM
Is this fucking Serious? I been on Military fights that had more room in them to move then that...

krazyGlue
04-19-2015, 12:17 PM
Just took a ride in on my Ducati , man I love my life

Coffee
04-19-2015, 12:19 PM
this is either a troll post or op has mild downs with only a little forehead swelling.

2/2

karsten
04-20-2015, 12:15 PM
is a ducati easier or harder to crash than a train?

asking an expert in an expert thread

krazyGlue
04-20-2015, 12:27 PM
Voted no. But I did go shopping today and picked up 3 pairs of Jordan's .

derpcake
04-20-2015, 12:35 PM
is a ducati easier or harder to crash than a train?

asking an expert in an expert thread

only the atmospheric turbo engines suck

Drakaris
04-21-2015, 04:52 AM
Jetblue economy, the finest $75 dollar plane flight money can buy.

Glad to see Sektor's is required to host parties at his own expense to obtain pixels.

Dr. Nirgon would fly us first class on his private jet to the location of his private Helicopter which would bring us to his small island aka Isla Nubar.

The power of Dr Nirgons Magic pills aye? ;)

LostCause
04-21-2015, 07:46 AM
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/evil-doctor-giving-many-pills-5076360.jpg

https://nuflavainyaear.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/money20stack.jpg

Ruinous
04-21-2015, 09:06 AM
Just took a ride in on my Ducati , man I love my life

You own a Ducati but decided to post a picture from coach class on the worst airline in existence.

...totally believable. ;)