<Fresh> to close recruitment

[dontbanpls]

The server has decided to be so shitty to us that we can no longer afford to provide a home to new players. From this point forward <Fresh> will be a raiding guild with a strict guideline of no fewer than 35 man hours per week expected from every member. This is due in large part to EVERY OTHER guild on the server abusing our willingness to do what it takes to make the community more vibrant.

You guys are all total pieces of shit and deserve to play in a barren wasteland with other such low life scum.

[vouss]

oh no

[FaithlessKR]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/34/3439d89ba5548452f52fbafa59ad83dd1ea0b705551857b7ed 3ffb91e4f16e4c.jpg

[Colgate]

lol wot

[fiegi 8.0]

whos the broad in ur sig

[Efwan]

O noes! Your players playing more might hurt that 0.28 k/d ratio your guild has achieved!

[Coffee]

im a fan of Fresh and their culture

[daasgoot]

lol wot

[Littlegyno 13.0]

inc batphone spam by max.

kek.

[Eslade]

inc batphone spam by max.

kek.

glad I wasn't the only one that thought this.


have fun finding a new home fresh.

[Ezalor]

i must have missed the boat where you just take a random gif and put your guild tag on it. shit makes no sense not saying i didnt enjoy the views tho

[heartbrand]

Fresh is normal cool dudes heheheheheheh

[Jeni]

Was there some big betrayal or this just gearing up holo alts over time finally getting to you max?

[Doctor Jeff]

Looks like lots of things happening while I am out of town. Wish I could bring a damn PC with me on some of these trips.

[Glenzig]

So what now? Is this just an April fools thing?

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Tiggles]

Wait...did Fresh think they where something else other than a feeder guild to Holocaust/Azrael?

Fresh is the BDA of Red.

[aborted]

Max you are consistantly playing the victim.

[Tassador]

35hrs a week . . . Lols.

That's my playtime per quarter of the year so I can't join fresh fuck!!!!!

[FAPhoenix]

Is this the constant killing of your players? It's just when I see the fresh tag I know its save to engage. Or is it that 2 of us chased 4 from a dungeon when we were all even levels, because we *did* leave when you came back with 7 lol. Although that was after some random level 1 first tried to train us...

Honestly, you guys are too nice to most of us. Your gear policy is great, and I've never taken anything from it because I knew Fresh was not for me. Hopefully you can keep a lot of your culture but being a big exclusive could help with gearing up Holo alts.

[Kergan]

Max I would encourage you to wait until Velious. I think you'll find it a lot easier when the world is spread out and there is a lot more content to digest.

MAY 29TH MAN

[Slowride]

All guilds shit on max every time they can... Can ya blame him for being pissed?

[Eslade]

All guilds shit on max every time they can... Can ya blame him for being pissed?

yes, he brings it on himself.

[Coffee]

All guilds shit on max every time they can... Can ya blame him for being pissed?

Eh, personally I think fresh as a force are much more coordinated pvpers than say, Azreal. Az only advantage is having high numbers of OP classes like rogue wizard., but they play scared and often have a char autorunning in a corner somewhere. more recently had like 10 new shamans during last patch of shaman being broken, all becoming useless now (llol)

Fresh are strong and getting stronger.

[Humerox]

Wait...did Fresh think they where something else other than a feeder guild to Holocaust/Azrael?

Fresh is the BDA of Red.

shuddup newb :cool:

[Feanol]

Wait...did Fresh think they where something else other than a feeder guild to Holocaust/Azrael?

Fresh is the BDA of Red.

I'd say we do feed people Holocaust.

Every time someone rages in Gchat that they can't get a port in 1 minute, they go to Holocaust. Every time someone wipes in a Guild exp group and blame games their teammates, they go to Holocaust.

Basically we filter our weak dependents into their guild so we don't have to deal with the whining and loud-mouthing. Gives us more time to assemble and mobilize our competent players so we can wipe their Faydedar raids.

[Gardur]

Fresh crushed it in TD last night. Caught alittle over 20 holo on the raft to TD right after we sent about 12 of our own. Camped out the crew in TD while the rest waited in oasis for the next raft. Kept eyes on the Holo force while the stragglers assembled in oasis for the next raft and assembled our second force just south of chessboard isle.

Soon as scouts reported engage we attacked and logged in. Mass pvp happened and Fresh came out on top 18 to 10.

Grats Beebop on RBB, Annamouse on pod!

Fresh recruiting new pals and contesting!

[Smedy]

Fresh is normal cool dudes heheheheheheh

glass houses dog

[Doctor Jeff]

Man I miss every dragon -- Maybe I should quit my job again. Grats beebop!

[daasgoot]

Fresh crushed it in TD last night. Caught alittle over 20 holo on the raft to TD right after we sent about 12 of our own. Camped out the crew in TD while the rest waited in oasis for the next raft. Kept eyes on the Holo force while the stragglers assembled in oasis for the next raft and assembled our second force just south of chessboard isle.

Soon as scouts reported engage we attacked and logged in. Mass pvp happened and Fresh came out on top 18 to 10.

Grats Beebop on RBB, Annamouse on pod!

Fresh recruiting new pals and contesting!

pras

[daasgoot]

more recently had like 10 new shamans during last patch of shaman being broken, all becoming useless now (llol)


http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Doofy+is+that+you+_3926f5d9fad34efac768f59c7616c82 b.jpg

[GradnerLives]

Love fresh.

A guild that recruits and contests dragons with PVP? How novel.

[dontbanpls]

Sorry pals I was hammered yesterday and felt like some tasteless trolling. Don't worry you can all suck our dicks still.

[Doctor Jeff]

At least it's Fresh dick, right? :D

[Coffee]

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Doofy+is+that+you+_3926f5d9fad34efac768f59c7616c82 b.jpg

unoriginal use of nocsucows picture

[Pikrib]

unoriginal use of nocsucows picture

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Doofy+is+that+you+_3926f5d9fad34efac768f59c7616c82 b.jpg

[Humerox]

http://image6.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/products/1003363893/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=231/MAD-CAUSE-IM-SO-FRESH,-FRESHER-THAN-YOU-SWEATSHIRT.jpg

[fred schnarf]

A+ Strat fresh

keep it up

[derpcake]

Fresh would be doing better if Max stopped posting on their behalf.

Nothing personal, just that it seems you've blown any credit you may have once had, and you are just getting antagonized further.

[Doctor Jeff]

Fresh would be doing better if Max stopped posting on their behalf.

Nothing personal, just that it seems you've blown any credit you may have once had, and you are just getting antagonized further.

I doubt it. Mostly we're chillin' and having a good time. The forumquest is a different game played in a different way, friend.

[dontbanpls]

thanks for advice derpcake

[Doctor Jeff]

I gotta say, Tunak, that girl looks like she's 12 years old without the bottom half of the picture.

[daasgoot]

what an epic troll.

[Nocsucow]

Sorry pals I hope it works out for you guys!!!! I'm willing removing my alts from your ranks .. thanks for the fun groups and conversation!!!

[dontbanpls]

I gotta say, Tunak, that girl looks like she's 12 years old without the bottom half of the picture.

uh

[derpcake]

I gotta say, Tunak, that girl looks like she's 12 years old without the bottom half of the picture.

Yea, bit on the old side there.

[Osyruz]

Fresh would be doing better if Max stopped posting on their behalf.

Nothing personal, just that it seems you've blown any credit you may have once had, and you are just getting antagonized further.

Max is our leader, he is allowed to speak on our behalf, and if you don't like that, as Max would say, you can fuck off~

[derpcake]

Max is our leader, he is allowed to speak on our behalf, and if you don't like that, as Max would say, you can fuck off~

He's smarter then you about it, so there is that.

Back to the cave robin.

[dontbanpls]

How to get to worse than hated status - by Maximilien Robespierre

[Doctor Jeff]

Its pretty cool to see all the riffraff fade away while our core just gets larger and stronger every day.

[Coffee]

Its pretty cool to see all the riffraff fade away while our core just gets larger and stronger every day.

you guys are just gearing up a core and wondering why people leave?

[Gardur]

you guys are just gearing up a core and wondering why people leave?

I think you misunderstood. He is referring to those that leave as riffraff not the raiding pop. People who leave are almost always those with Monica or near zero RA.

[Doctor Jeff]

I think you misunderstood. He is referring to those that leave as riffraff not the raiding pop. People who leave are almost always those with Monica or near zero RA.

You nailed it gardur. Guess I was unclear.

[Gardur]

Wow autocorrect. Monica= no mic

[Mellor]

Hate that Monica!

[Littlegyno 13.0]

Attention all Fresh members:

Holocaust recruiting. Please send a tell to Colgate/Gongshow/Littlegyno to discuss specific pixel packages for the upcoming VELIOUS EXPANSION. DON'T GET LEFT OUT IN THE COLD PALS.

[Mudslinger]

^

[Gardur]

Dear holo pals,

Please recruit more unkeyed zerglings for us to outplay severely.

*puts on his firebat suit and checks ammo*

[derpcake]

Dear holo pals,

Please recruit more unkeyed zerglings for us to outplay severely.

*puts on his firebat suit and checks ammo*

You mean on vox?

Just wondering since we prevailed in the PoHate battle and the might Faydedar was slain also.

[derpcake]

I could see that happen, too many xp groups for holo to have many alts at 52.

People get carried, some strong & friendly guys around I guess.

[Gardur]

You mean on vox?

Just wondering since we prevailed in the PoHate battle and the might Faydedar was slain also.

Not sure if dumb or srs. Holo force LNS'd and Fresh slew the dragon fish.
Also we weren't in hate.

[Ragnaros]

Better watch that tone Gardur, grats your 2nd Faydedar but you better watch that motor before we flip the grief switch on. Some idiot who wasnt in teamspeak decided to pull the dragon into the raid and fresh came while the dragon was ripping us apart, nothing special here folks.
Good luck to Fresh though

[Nirgon]

Hope people realize what happens to the box if Fresh and non-ultra immersed Holo types quit

Box dies

[Gardur]

June,

Don't take it too personally. Forum quest is about propoganda. My post was a response, in kind, to gynos drivel. Also who the fk let's people wo ts attend raids?

Nirgon speaking truff.

[derpcake]

Not sure if dumb or srs. Holo force LNS'd and Fresh slew the dragon fish.
Also we weren't in hate.

U mean the dragon fish I got malo from?

Ok :p

[Gardur]

Alternate reality? I'm talking about Monday nights repop day.

[derpcake]

Alternate reality? I'm talking about Monday nights repop day.

Until you posted, I had no clue there were repops yesterday. We got the regular fish pop.

Grats on your own fish tho.

[Nirgon]

Woulda been a better fight without the dragon engaged obviously

Wasn't there tho can't say 4 sure

Its good for Fresh to get some mobs as they aren't toxic as shit competition even if the chatter gets a lil hairy

I still support them even if I am blindly hated

[dontbanpls]

No one hates ya. We just couldn't put up with the abuse of our trust any longer, and your side refuses to accept their role, or do anything different, and has instead used it as an excuse to go all out.

[Nirgon]

I didn't use anything as an excuse tbh

You told us to do it

[dontbanpls]

ok well than quit trying to convince us that you give a shit

[Nirgon]

I would be very pissed if Fresh left

aka the box took a 50+ pop hit

[dontbanpls]

Should really try to stop the aggressive recruiting of my core members/officers, maybe disband people like Rabid who deleted our port bot to make a statement or just keep acting all indignant like you had the holy right to treat everyone like shit as much as you saw fit.

[Nirgon]

Have your guild feel free to post pics of me telling them to join or offering them anything pal

[dontbanpls]

Does it matter if it came from you or your character if the time you spend online supports the people that are doing it? To me, it really doesn't.

[Susvain2]

when im leveling up an alt and meet new players and we begin talking about what guild they should join, i'm always hesitant to say join Fresh. I want Fresh to become a viable raiding/pvp guild to join but i'm afraid to send people there because the leader is known to be a psycho. I don't want these people to have their cell phone numbers on craigslist if things don't work out a few months down the line. I do try to steer people to Fresh, Curse, Azrael or Friends because it's alot more fun when ya'll contest us.

[Nirgon]

Post prof of this happening

People leaving on their own you can't hate on us for

You said you don't feel like doing a VP key so the entire guild will never do VP

Not something you can blame us for

[Jeni]

Post prof of this happening

People leaving on their own you can't hate on us for

You said you don't feel like doing a VP key so the entire guild will never do VP

Not something you can blame us for

Max you are just wasting your time with this drug dealer.

[dontbanpls]

Yaw we should rly be concerned about how many VP keys we gonna be doing before we get our first trakanon I agree it is all my fault


http://i.imgur.com/peDUxfY.png

That is not even my character, and there are others that have been posted. Colgate also specifically poached Casey from us after finding out that we had helped him finish up 5 epics so you can stick this innocent routine up your ass as far as i am concerned.

[Gardur]

Fresh doesn't have a bat phone. I don't hate nirgon I dislike some of the toxic fuks holo harbors. I do like gong show, hate lore, Gardner, nirgon among others.

Also we never were going to attack until engage so you pals never really did have a shot. Much to our surprise that was probly the worst engage I've ever seen. I deff believe that a warm body pulled the dragon right through your camp because we called engage when I saw 10 or so LD holo.

Just realize most players don't troll the forums so I make sure fresh has a sting, assertive, (mostly) intelligent response to the guys like gyno in FQ.

All about dat FQ propoganda.

Fresh recruiting new pals and contesting content.

[Drakaris]

Yaw we should rly be concerned about how many VP keys we gonna be doing before we get our first trakanon I agree it is all my fault


http://i.imgur.com/peDUxfY.png

That is not even my character, and there are others that have been posted. Colgate also specifically poached Casey from us after finding out that we had helped him finish up 5 epics so you can stick this innocent routine up your ass as far as i am concerned.

It's colgates wet dream to have all his old Azrael pals in holocaust and he will let them jump the loot queue to make it happen.

People were annoyed when players that were openly opposing holo got tagged and the official response was "we would rather have these guys helping us than the enemy".

How gullible people are. Colgate wants some friends back, even if he has to buy them with pixels. Lol

[Colgate]

stasis was originally in holocaust

app denied

[Drakaris]

stasis was originally in holocaust

app denied

I'll never app to holocaust. I've done velius era raiding on a real pvp server so no reason to app to your shitty corrupt guild of psychopathic leaders in your glorious pills for pixels schemes.

[Drakaris]

Basically I know velious raiding will take hours if not days and entire weekends. If you cannot be fair about trashy kunark loot, God help your guildies when players who claimed to get nothing like heartbrand opens his hands. Gonna be a pixel swoop and with no dkp in place shits gonna be fucked. Will be at least 3 months of solid raiding to see a contested item go outside the officer and inner circle. With enough content for all guilds I'd be surprised if you didn't start bleeding members, while azrael and other anti-zerg guilds cockblocked your raids.

[Colgate]

app denied

[Drakaris]

app denied

Never apped, never will.

[Nirgon]

How many Fresh responded to Checkraise (and I presume Gyno) with a positive answer

[dontbanpls]

Nirgon you can ask a new question every time I respond.
I posted proof and I am over it now.

[heartbrand]

How many Fresh responded to Checkraise (and I presume Gyno) with a positive answer

I successfully poached two people actually. I continue to do so on a daily basis. Can't wait till fresh is gone.

[Nirgon]

Nirgon you can ask a new question every time I respond.
I posted proof and I am over it now.

HB's hatred of Noah runs deep

I should have known

Thx for prof tho

Quite refreshing and an eye opener

[Eslade]

Yaw we should rly be concerned about how many VP keys we gonna be doing before we get our first trakanon I agree it is all my fault


http://i.imgur.com/peDUxfY.png

That is not even my character, and there are others that have been posted. Colgate also specifically poached Casey from us after finding out that we had helped him finish up 5 epics so you can stick this innocent routine up your ass as far as i am concerned.

lol, I love hb sometimes.


eabod max.

[daasgoot]

Post prof of this happening



http://i.imgur.com/peDUxfY.png


http://d21no8zvelat5l.cloudfront.net/sites/default/files/styles/article/public/self-medication.jpg?itok=qUPmgFLL

/thread

[Drakaris]

Great summary goot ;)

[Nocsucow]

Pretty pathetic holo poaches from fresh.... what fuckin losers this server has...

[Colgate]

sorry drakar, i regret to inform you that holocaust is currently not seeking a crybaby shadowknight that does not raid very often and sucks at PvP

application denied

[fiegi 8.0]

luv hb

[Drakaris]

sorry drakar, i regret to inform you that holocaust is currently not seeking a crybaby shadowknight that does not raid very often and sucks at PvP

application denied

I regret to inform you I play more than one class and have in the past regretfully heavily contributed to your guild. I have absolutely zero intentions to app to your shitty corrupt zerg as I have already been burnt once and am not a massochist.

[Coffee]

i appreciated your contribution

[Colgate]

app denied

please try again in 2016

[Gardur]

Insanity if it's core? Only room for one Mad Max in fresh. I srsly can't think of a single one.

Who was your fresh toon?

[Doctor Jeff]

I may be insane, but I don't let it affect the guild.

[Ruinous]

The core players of fresh are all extremely laid back and really chill guys to kick it with.

Ambushing Holos attempt to snipe Fay from us is some of the most fun I've had on this server so far. And the day before that we keyed everyone up for Seb and had an awesome skirmish with Az.

There was zero drama involved and everyone seemed to be good sports about the PvP. These things are why red is infinitely more fun to play on than blue and I sincerely hope to see more of it in the future.

[Osyruz]

Post prof of this happening

People leaving on their own you can't hate on us


http://i62.tinypic.com/ndpi1h.jpg

[Drakaris]

app denied

please try again in 2016

What's up with you? Some other Aussie trying to app that you're denying? Or u got a hard on for me and trying some reverse psychology?

For reals. 3rd time u said app denied when I got no app.

[Coffee]

http://i62.tinypic.com/ndpi1h.jpg

rofl

[Kergan]

What's up with you? Some other Aussie trying to app that you're denying? Or u got a hard on for me and trying some reverse psychology?

For reals. 3rd time u said app denied when I got no app.

3rd time you got trolled in a row. Getting kinda sad.

[Mingo]

It's colgates wet dream to have all his old Azrael pals in holocaust and he will let them jump the loot queue to make it happen.

People were annoyed when players that were openly opposing holo got tagged and the official response was "we would rather have these guys helping us than the enemy".

How gullible people are. Colgate wants some friends back, even if he has to buy them with pixels. Lol

You find it surprising that people with a resume get hired over people without a resume for the same position.. wait and paid more.. wait and people that have personal history with the folks hiring and chosen for positions first and promoted? What the fuck, what kind of CRAZY world is this Norrath.

[Jimmybones]

You find it surprising that people with a resume get hired over people without a resume for the same position.. wait and paid more.. wait and people that have personal history with the folks hiring and chosen for positions first and promoted? What the fuck, what kind of CRAZY world is this Norrath.

big lewis are u coming back for velious? - ames

[Mingo]

Nah. Sadly i think i went away for good. As much as i love this cesspool getting sucked back into the playing in it seems really horrible. Truthfully i'm mostly a pretty swell guy and R99 really brought out the douche in me. As much as i love me some EverQuest PVP and Velious sounds delightful in theory, i know in reality, that Red99 is going to make me resent my 'friends' that i play with. Rather sit in retirement and enjoy you all than play miserably next to you for a gazillion hours a week.

Enjoy it though, and please post videos, they never get tired. Big Thomas doing work, i read the leaderboard, i like the story of it all.

[Clark]

Fresh crushed it in TD last night. Caught alittle over 20 holo on the raft to TD right after we sent about 12 of our own. Camped out the crew in TD while the rest waited in oasis for the next raft. Kept eyes on the Holo force while the stragglers assembled in oasis for the next raft and assembled our second force just south of chessboard isle.

Soon as scouts reported engage we attacked and logged in. Mass pvp happened and Fresh came out on top 18 to 10.

Grats Beebop on RBB, Annamouse on pod!

Fresh recruiting new pals and contesting!

Excellent work. Holocaust is garbage.

[Efwan]

Excellent work. Holocaust is garbage.

Which makes sense as to why TMO is merging with them lol

[dis_mornin]

whos the broad in ur sig

answer the question. Is she tagged fresh?

[Jimmybones]

answer the question. Is she tagged fresh?

max has her chained to a radiator in his basement

[Smedy]

she looks inbred as fuck, pointy elbows and rabbit mouth, 0.1/10 would not fuck, this is the internet

[hatelore]

she looks inbred as fuck, pointy elbows and rabbit mouth, 0.1/10 would not fuck, this is the internet

Confirmed virgin.

[Smedy]

u r terrible at this