BLUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lite]

I love dominating Sebilis.... man, we are fucking killing it.

I get the biggest hard on when I think about the Holo leadership having to explain to their members every day why their guild can't do Sebilis.

See your corpse next week!

http://puu.sh/gQprX/5fc1261139.png



http://puu.sh/gQpqG/59cc6ec501.png

[Eslade]

lol @ the suggestion for force lns.

[Nocsucow]

http://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

[Guido]

the rogues posted up there are quite scary

you dare enter seb

we dare you









epeen confirmed hard

[Sektor]

So fucking good.

[Coffee]

LITERALLY just killed fungi king and handed it to a holo guildie

thanks for thread tho

[heartbrand]

Ya I can't imagine why people aren't interested in taking 30 minutes during the middle of a work day to run to seb only for all of you to log out and wait for us to leave. That sounds incredibly exciting and I can't wait to stop making money to do so.

[Crazycloud]

Ya I can't imagine why people aren't interested in taking 30 minutes during the middle of a work day to run to seb only for all of you to log out and wait for us to leave. That sounds incredibly exciting and I can't wait to stop making money to do so.

[Coffee]

Ya I can't imagine why people aren't interested in taking 30 minutes during the middle of a work day to run to seb only for all of you to log out and wait for us to leave. That sounds incredibly exciting and I can't wait to stop making money to do so.

lold cus true

[krazyGlue]

Reciving checks from Obama doesn't count as a job retti

[lite]

yup, cus during work hours Holo def gets to do seb...

WELP, gotta go get more BoTB titles.

Gets on his Gladiator mount and rides to Thurgadin.

[MavstabYoudead]

Ya I can't imagine why people aren't interested in taking 30 minutes during the middle of a work day to run to seb only for all of you to log out and wait for us to leave. That sounds incredibly exciting and I can't wait to stop making money to do so.

Brennard Azrael Checkraise Holocaust Old Sebilis 0.55 March 10 2015 7:38:47 PM
Squirley Azrael Checkraise Holocaust Old Sebilis 0.61 March 10 2015 1:07:39 AM

[Guido]

checkraise strikes again - lolol

and retti well - just mad bad and sad, time to go be a dad

[heartbrand]

Ya you got me good. That naked kill with my fine steel two hander at 730 pm. Sounds like work hours to me. Think you took one too many mma blows to the head.

[derpcake]

From march 23rd until now Azrael got 17 kills in sebilis, holo got 15, according to leaderboards.

Not really an impressive domination, but I do admire the enthusiasm.

[Guido]

from march 23rd until now, azrael has controlled sebilis. exp flowing like water, seb pixels and fungis flowed like water to help our croots obtain items/spells needed.

holocaust has spent maybe 2% in seb, azrael has spent the remaining 98%

nice try tho

holocaust entry into the best dungeon of kunark -- DENIED

[lite]

I am shocked we get any kills with 99% of holo knowing better than to come by.

[daasgoot]

From march 23rd until now Azrael got 17 kills in sebilis, holo got 15, according to leaderboards.

Not really an impressive domination, but I do admire the enthusiasm.

JW how many of those were kill on roarie?

they don't count

[Coffee]

thanks for logging off at sight of holo yall

http://i.imgur.com/WixvrMt.jpg

[derpcake]

JW how many of those were kill on roarie?

they don't count

You can copy paste leaderboard into excel, add a filter, its easy.

[daasgoot]

thanks for logging off at sight of holo yall

http://i.imgur.com/WixvrMt.jpg

confirmed old as fuck SS

Kecleon hasn't played in a month or more.

[daasgoot]

You can copy paste leaderboard into excel, add a filter, its easy.

don't talk to me about excel.. i am better at excel then slayin nerds on EQ. and thats PRETTY FUCKIN GOOD.


fag

[heartbrand]

confirmed old as fuck SS

Kecleon hasn't played in a month or more.

where do you see Kecleon in that screenshot? god euros r dum as fuk.

[Coffee]

lol jesus daasgoot is just awful

plz go crunch the numbers of the leaderboard or something

[derpcake]

don't talk to me about excel.. i am better at excel then slayin nerds on EQ. and thats PRETTY FUCKIN GOOD.


fag

Its np, glad to connect the dots for you.

Have fun pal!

[Susvain2]

from march 23rd until now, azrael has controlled sebilis. exp flowing like water, seb pixels and fungis flowed like water to help our croots obtain items/spells needed.

holocaust has spent maybe 2% in seb, azrael has spent the remaining 98%

nice try tho

holocaust entry into the best dungeon of kunark -- DENIED

Lol. Brags about controlling sebilis while killing 5% of raid mob a month. Doing big things pal

[daasgoot]

where do you see Kecleon in that screenshot? god euros r dum as fuk.

kecleon one his target hotkey bar.

guess he has had no reason to update it since no pvp.

nawmsayin?

[daasgoot]

Its np, glad to connect the dots for you.

Have fun pal!

<3 u

[Guido]

kecleon one his target hotkey bar.

guess he has had no reason to update it since no pvp.

nawmsayin?

your skill in FQ has increased (101)

im proud of you.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Pretty sure I've only seen squire on in the last couple weeks so screenshot p fresh

[Coffee]

kecleon one his target hotkey bar.

guess he has had no reason to update it since no pvp.

nawmsayin?

correct

and thank you for reinforcing the fact that Azrael logs off on sight and does not contest anything

your FQ has increased

[MavstabYoudead]

Ya you got me good. That naked kill with my fine steel two hander at 730 pm. Sounds like work hours to me. Think you took one too many mma blows to the head.

Brennard Azrael Checkraise Holocaust Old Sebilis 0.55 March 10 2015 7:38:47 PM
Squirley Azrael Checkraise Holocaust Old Sebilis 0.61 March 10 2015 1:07:39 AM

[MavstabYoudead]

thanks for logging off at sight of holo yall

http://i.imgur.com/WixvrMt.jpg

only bringing 16 for an exp group? guess you guys are gaining more confidence with the additional pixels...

[derpcake]

I missed the overlord transport, but creep spread is pretty good, arriving soon with my pals!

[Coffee]

only bringing 16 for an exp group? guess you guys are gaining more confidence with the additional pixels...

so, are you mad because we help our guild members, or are you guys mad that we don't help our guild members

plz make up your mind and consult with OP

[lite]

I love watching Holo members be told to go exp in the hole.

[Guido]

I love watching Holo members be told to go exp in the hole.

lolol not sure how much more zone denial can be had

sebilis off limits
kc off limits

time to start working on hole imo

[HippoNipple]

lolol not sure how much more zone denial can be had

sebilis off limits
kc off limits

time to start working on hole imo

Getting close to 3 years into Kunark. You might want to start working on VP in my opinion.

[Pikrib]

Pretty sure I've only seen squire on in the last couple weeks so screenshot p fresh

He used to play like 6 months ago. So it's really old or really new.

[Pikrib]

nm edit Holocaust wasnt formed yet so its new.

[Guido]

Getting close to 3 years into Kunark. You might want to start working on VP in my opinion.

not sure what you mean here. azrael has seen plenty of VP. plenty of vp dragons dead to azrael. plenty of VP loot awarded to azrael.

so I guess the next best thing to say is


NEXT

[HippoNipple]

not sure what you mean here. azrael has seen plenty of VP. plenty of vp dragons dead to azrael. plenty of VP loot awarded to azrael.

so I guess the next best thing to say is


NEXT

Thought you were talking about current zone control, not past PvE accomplishments.

[Guido]

vp takes time now with the new croots

have no fear, azrael will be there, once again

[Guido]

and to be fair we were talking about exp zones mostly, but ya

I really miss your friday posts

maybe you should bring those back 8)

[heartbrand]

Ya I can't understand why a guild of 60's in full vp gear aren't in seb at 11am

[Colgate]

feels good having pixels azrael never has and never will get

[SamwiseRed]

what made you decide on checkraise as your wars name anyway? i realize its a reference to poker or whatnot but was it just random?

[snufzaimoverlord]

No wonder deluxee quit your shitty guild.

[Susvain2]

what made you decide on checkraise as your wars name anyway? i realize its a reference to poker or whatnot but was it just random?

because check>raising someone is a gangster move. Only a boss can pull it off

[lite]

feels good having pixels azrael never has and never will get

Feels good having had access to all these pixels while most Holo were still sucking Nizzar's dick.

man I am killing it!

[Slathar]

because check>raising someone is a gangster move. Only a boss can pull it off

tell us more about poker

you are clearly an expert

[Bazia]

Retarded Peruvians griefing me in Dota 2

[dillweed]

Retarded Peruvians griefing me in Dota 2

Mid or feed.

[daasgoot]

Retarded Peruvians griefing me in Dota 2

the south american's are the worst.

[dillweed]

the south american's are the worst.

daasgoot you can call people faggots all day on dota 2 and its glorious.

[Colgate]

Feels good having had access to all these pixels while most Holo were still sucking Nizzar's dick.

man I am killing it!

o? do all of your clerics have greater heal sticks for when donal's BP gets nerfed? do any of your monks have grey suede boots that are best in slot through velious? do any of your warriors have swords of the shissar or are they still using lower guk proc weapons in their offhand? do any of your warriors have feverblades? do any of your magicians have burnout robes? do any of your wizards have the lure clicky staff?

[HippoNipple]

and to be fair we were talking about exp zones mostly, but ya

I really miss your friday posts

maybe you should bring those back 8)

It is a day early but for old times' sake.

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/f7975bb51ca378dbd7285e4abf2629ea.jpg?quality=94&strip=all

[daasgoot]

o? do all of your clerics have greater heal sticks for when donal's BP gets nerfed? do any of your monks have grey suede boots that are best in slot through velious? do any of your warriors have swords of the shissar or are they still using lower guk proc weapons in their offhand? do any of your warriors have feverblades? do any of your magicians have burnout robes? do any of your wizards have the lure clicky staff?

WHATS YOUR FASTEST NEXONA KILL

[Imago]

/popcorn

[Colgate]

16 seconds

u?

[lite]

o? do all of your clerics have greater heal sticks for when donal's BP gets nerfed? do any of your monks have grey suede boots that are best in slot through velious? do any of your warriors have swords of the shissar or are they still using lower guk proc weapons in their offhand? do any of your warriors have feverblades? do any of your magicians have burnout robes? do any of your wizards have the lure clicky staff?


All Azrael tanks have VP proc weapons... you know.. years before holo was a thing.


41% haste belts all around... mostly acquired ... you know.. while most Holo monks were still in Nihilum.

Greater heal sticks ? Sounds game breaking in the age of CH rotations, lol.

Burnout robes? I am sure our CoH bots will be just fine.

#veliouspreppred

Well, gotta go win some more BoTB Titles.

Returns casually to VP during Velious era to acquire no big deal items.

[Colgate]

? greater heal sticks are better than donal's bp in many situations already and stop dropping in velious

god that's gotta suck for you

[lite]

JK JK, you are taking care of really important stuff here, Colgate.

Don't for a moment stop and wonder if you're just telling yourself whatever you need to, in order to justify having become the very thing you mocked for years.

[lite]

? greater heal sticks are better than donal's bp in many situations already and stop dropping in velious

god that's gotta suck for you

Every day I wake up wondering where my next greater healing is going to come from.

But then I remember I am the most skilled melee on Red 99, and Colgate's scared to duel me, and then I also count my BoTB titles.

God bless pixels.

[Colgate]

i have always been the same

god it feels good knowing i will never have to change what's in my boot slot and i'm not forced to wear a belt with horrible pvp stats for haste

[lite]

i have always been the same

god it feels good knowing i will never have to change what's in my boot slot and i'm not forced to wear a belt with horrible pvp stats for haste

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=185271

what are those boots doing about the fact that 74% of the server thinks you are a pussy?

[Guido]

god it feels good knowing you act and even look like a 12 year old child with skin problems

#zergingdragons #winninglife

[Colgate]

you're right, i'd much rather look like a fat 45 year old with no hair

[Guido]

It is a day early but for old times' sake.

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/f7975bb51ca378dbd7285e4abf2629ea.jpg?quality=94&strip=all

yes yes

need more of this from you hippo, nothing else

[Guido]

you're right, i'd much rather look like a fat 45 year old with no hair

lies dont win fq

truth does

#imwinninglifeandfq

[Lev_Mer]

the biggest hard on .. relative to what say like when ur abuela makes enchiritos

[Eslade]

I like to shop the Bieber hair onto other people/things

[vinnidel]

Retarded Peruvians griefing me in Dota 2

pm me ur steam id and mmr dawg.

[Colgate]

still playing support kunkka?

[Tune]

why is OP comming at nukkin so hard, wheres the sportsmanship you were praising vanco for yesterday?

WHATS YOUR FASTEST NEXONA KILL

chortled. best post here

feels good having pixels azrael never has and never will get

never? big word, doubtful

o? do all of your clerics have greater heal sticks for when donal's BP gets nerfed? do any of your monks have grey suede boots that are best in slot through velious? do any of your warriors have swords of the shissar or are they still using lower guk proc weapons in their offhand? do any of your warriors have feverblades? do any of your magicians have burnout robes? do any of your wizards have the lure clicky staff?

think this info is wrong but ill look later

[daasgoot]

carry ES best ES.

[Guido]

JK JK, you are taking care of really important stuff here, Colgate.

Don't for a moment stop and wonder if you're just telling yourself whatever you need to, in order to justify having become the very thing you mocked for years.

and good post.

sickness ladies and gentlemen, is indeed, REAL.

[Colgate]

why is OP comming at nukkin so hard, wheres the sportsmanship you were praising vanco for yesterday?



chortled. best post here



never? big word, doubtful



think this info is wrong but ill look later

considering greater heal stick stops dropping, azrael never getting one is pretty likely

not sure what part of that post you think is wrong?

[lite]

If a few months ago you were to tell me Colgate would be trying to sell us on the importance of a 250HP Clicky with what's probably a 6 sec + cast time, i'd laugh in your face.

[lite]

7 Secs, Must equip. 2HB

Killing it. Can't believe I won cleric BoTB without it.

Off to get more titles!

[Colgate]

yeah man, having a manaless heal that never gets nerfed is totally worthless

[lite]

yeah man, having a manaless heal that never gets nerfed is totally worthless

Don't think anyone referred to it as worthless. Rather laughing at how you are referring to these pixels as game breaking to the point that you've adopted the Nizzar raid schedule you used to mock.

[daasgoot]

hope ur pals using 7 sec cast 250hp heals while getting double backstabbed for 1800

[Guido]

man I remember those days - colgate helpin the anti zerg clause, since none of his eq goons were willing to play with him since nizzar had that shit on lock

nizzar gone, colgates calls his pals to do exactly what nizzar did, depriving this server of its real potential fun, all for the purpose of filling his 12 year old eq since his rl is laughable.

ya I remember those days.

[Guido]

edit typo: ****filling his 12 year old ego****

[Sektor]

o? do all of your clerics have greater heal sticks for when donal's BP gets nerfed? do any of your monks have grey suede boots that are best in slot through velious? do any of your warriors have swords of the shissar or are they still using lower guk proc weapons in their offhand? do any of your warriors have feverblades? do any of your magicians have burnout robes? do any of your wizards have the lure clicky staff?

Having issues getting a clickie greater heal staff due to just bad luck, we do air every week.

Also all of our warriors have feverblades, very common drop.

[Colgate]

what is an anti zerg clause?

[Colgate]

Having issues getting a clickie greater heal staff due to just bad luck, we do air every week.

Also all of our warriors have feverblades, very common drop.

u wot m8

[HippoNipple]

I hope Azrael does get their hands on some greater heal sticks, looks like they intend on using it in PvP.

[Guido]

anti zerg movement better phrase - thanks for that - now back to the story

ya I remember those days

[Colgate]

i fight scum when i see scum

nizzar was scum, lite is scum

[Guido]

you know what I also remember?

those days where Colgate would actively seek pvp, odds against him, like the way the Azrael pros do it

instead of hiding behind 60 players, and never pvping


yaaa...I remember those days.....

[HippoNipple]

you know what I also remember?

those days where Colgate would actively seek pvp, odds against him, like the way the Azrael pros do it

instead of hiding behind 60 players, and never pvping


yaaa...I remember those days.....

I remember when everyone in Azrael admitted Colgate was the best PvPer on the box and now they all say he is the worst because he is on a different elf team.

[lite]

I love how the direction in which Colgate took the thread, made the title even more fitting than the OP.

[Guido]

lol everyone in azrael? lol good one

colgate was one of the top, hes not the best

he cant be the best when all he plays is one tstaff monk

[HippoNipple]

Within a few weeks maybe Lite/Azrael will say Deluxee is the worst melee on box.

[Guido]

yeaaaa I remember those days

[Guido]

Within a few weeks maybe Lite/Azrael will say Deluxee is the worst melee on box.

deluxee always a pal

left azrael mainly due to his low playtime at the moment

[lite]

I remember when everyone in Azrael admitted Colgate was the best PvPer on the box and now they all say he is the worst because he is on a different elf team.

I will admit Colgate looked like a very good player, 3 years ago when many of us were inexperienced and new to the box scene.

Now I hold many BoTB titles and shame every Holo melee on a daily basis, and make Colgate run for the hills with my duel requests.

Things change. As they should

[Colgate]

everyone in azrael worshipped me because i was on their team

i remember being told one time that when i wasn't online, spirits were down, and when i'd pop into teamspeak it was a massive morale boost

now they hate me and think i'm terrible at everquest

pvping against azrael is just boring though tbh, it's like shooting fish in a barrel

i "sought out pvp" 2 nights ago, went 1v4 for like 20 minutes, had chuckdusky at 6% until an out of range healer(middle) showed up, still managed to kill Camal

http://i.imgur.com/TvjZm9w.jpg

shit's boring

[lite]

everyone in azrael worshipped me because i was on their team

i remember being told one time that when i wasn't online, spirits were down, and when i'd pop into teamspeak it was a massive morale boost

now they hate me and think i'm terrible at everquest

pvping against azrael is just boring though tbh, it's like shooting fish in a barrel

i "sought out pvp" 2 nights ago, went 1v4 for like 20 minutes, had chuckdusky at 6% until an out of range healer(middle) showed up, still managed to kill Camal

http://i.imgur.com/TvjZm9w.jpg

shit's boring

http://puu.sh/gQOmS/328a796495.png

5:17 AM. LOL at only coming out to play when the big dog is asleep.

[Nirgon]

Just wait till he "holds down" Velketor's

Man what are we gonna do

[Colgate]

feels goog styling on a group of who azrael considers to be their heaviest hitters

[Ezalor]

I remember when everyone in Azrael admitted Colgate was the best PvPer on the box and now they all say he is the worst because he is on a different elf team.

in case you didnt realize about 99% of this forum is "whoever is in MY guild is good, whoever is in THEIR guild is bad"

[LostCause]

got prof?


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/11/221BB91B00000578-2870866-image-m-57_1418342202981.jpg

[lite]

feels goog styling on a group of who azrael considers to be their heaviest hitters


Stick to the 5 AM PVP routine, since clearly you already know what's up.

http://puu.sh/gQOXG/2a58953538.png

[Colgate]

http://i.imgur.com/ZunnV5k.png

feels goog 2 have griefed you off the 5 AM PvP scene

[lite]

http://i.imgur.com/ZunnV5k.png

feels goog 2 have griefed you off the 5 AM PvP scene

5 AM New years you were playing EQ, I was out having a good time. Pras Stalos for acquiring Phara Dar timer for us. Worthy sacrifice.

[HippoNipple]

5 AM New years you were playing EQ, I was out having a good time. Pras Stalos for acquiring Phara Dar timer for us. Worthy sacrifice.

Are you trying to make fun of your enemy while praising your guild mate for playing at the exact same time?

Sell out a friend that quickly to try to sting Colgate. Definitely upset about heal sticks.

[lite]

Are you trying to make fun of your enemy while praising your guild mate for playing at the exact same time?


Stalos lives in Norway. He was probably afk Drinking coffee.

[Colgate]

veeshan's peak just not a good zone for lite

http://i.imgur.com/augemtk.jpg

[lite]

veeshan's peak just not a good zone for lite

http://i.imgur.com/augemtk.jpg

are you that desperate for any sort of achievement that you took a screenshot of my corpse after I died to a wurm?

http://puu.sh/gQPO0/f7067c565b.png

[Colgate]

feels so goog being the best everquest player in existence and leading the best guild in existence while being best in slot

[Coffee]

im glad lite has an entire guilds worth of accounts to suck on

c u in velious

[Ezalor]

colgate + lite confirmed obsessed with each other

dudes probably in each others dreams

[Jimmybones]

man I remember those days - colgate helpin the anti zerg clause, since none of his eq goons were willing to play with him since nizzar had that shit on lock

nizzar gone, colgates calls his pals to do exactly what nizzar did, depriving this server of its real potential fun, all for the purpose of filling his 12 year old eq since his rl is laughable.

ya I remember those days.

wow this guy real dumb

[Crazycloud]

I love watching Holo members be told to go exp in the hole.

<Friends> know holo gets the most exp on this server.

You guys are welcomed to watch me AE zones for my HOLO pals as <friends> watched me do it.

[Not_Kazowi]

Ya I can't imagine why people aren't interested in taking 30 minutes during the middle of a work day to run to seb only for all of you to log out and wait for us to leave. That sounds incredibly exciting and I can't wait to stop making money to do so.

[Not_Kazowi]

god it feels good knowing you act and even look like a 12 year old child with skin problems

#zergingdragons #winninglife

You look like a balding pedophile, see what I did there?

[LostCause]

http://fat.gfycat.com/InsecureIcyKodiakbear.gif