Attention denizens of Norrath!

[Guybrush]

After several years of covering every part of my screen except the health bars and spell gems with a netflix window, I, Grundwald "Grumpy" Gunderson: Master Cleric have decided to hang up my keg popper and become a ranger.

As such, rangers will now be considered a top-tier class and should be prioritized for group invitations. Ranger jokes will now be considered taboo and should only be used by villains and miscreants.

Any adventurers found not complying with the new Ranger statutes I have outlined, will be subject to my vitriol and be considered enemies of the good people of Norrath.

Love,

Grundwald Gunderson: Retired Cleric / Guarth Salami: Park Ranger

[Monty405]

heh, rangers are bad :cool:

[Pint]

+1?

[Herpa Derp]

Will you be offering ranger ports as well? That's where you accidentally kill the whole group when you're pulling or tanking.

[shtampy]

What are rangers? is that what druids are before they can port? Yeah be a druid!

[Guybrush]

Will you be offering ranger ports as well? That's where you accidentally kill the whole group when you're pulling or tanking.

Hmm, no but I will be casting endure fire and skin like wood for donations. PST to Guarth in game.

[Guybrush]

Please keep the guff, snark and lip to a minimum folks, you're speaking to a retired priest of the church of Brell here!

[Grizzled]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2HlrkoC-mM

Make ranger video with this song and win EQ.

[Guybrush]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2HlrkoC-mM

Make ranger video with this song and win EQ.

I'm on it!!

[Guybrush]

I'm on it!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGIuG7bC92k&feature=youtu.be

It'll be hard to keep motivated now that I've won Everquest, but I'll do my best!~

[Grizzled]

fairy dust and pixie dust. get some shots of doing a keg stand at the brew barrel. a few shots of jamming out with some bards etc, would have made it better.

maybe some shots with the character drunk.

[Alanus]

I will let you know if I am fighting a mob that has a deathtouch

[Lagaidh]

*sigh*

The path of Brell is not for the faint of heart.

/grunt

[Guybrush]

fairy dust and pixie dust. get some shots of doing a keg stand at the brew barrel. a few shots of jamming out with some bards etc, would have made it better.

maybe some shots with the character drunk.

I don't think that kind of behavior would be appropriate to showcase in a video about Faydark's Champions. We're role models and Kelethin has enough problems without half of our young men falling to their deaths after binging on Elven wine while trying to imitate the famous Ranger hero Guarth!

*sigh*

The path of Brell is not for the faint of heart.

/grunt

Tell me about it!

[Pint]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGIuG7bC92k&feature=youtu.be

It'll be hard to keep motivated now that I've won Everquest, but I'll do my best!~

Excellent

[curtischoy]

I must say that video is hilarious. Claiire is my alt and I just got pwned yesterday by a shadowed man while running to the north bandit camp. Good times.

[fadetree]

Wait til you get Skin Like Kleenex, that will silence the unbelievers.