Not cut out for Red

[Archalen]

I don't know if I'm cut out for Red guys. Every time I'm about to PVP somebody they wave at me and my heart just melts. I just don't think I have the stuff that red champions are made of.

Me and a friend were bloodthristy the other night, so we went out with the intent to PK somebody, and we finally found this guy in a corner just minding his own damn business. I ignored my higher instincts for compassion and hit auto attack. Next thing I know he's low-HP running like a NPC but we blasted him down so hard I think his pussy came off. The shame and guilt was overwhelming and I immediately /q'ed out. That happened a few nights ago and I haven't had a good night's rest since.

I don't know how you do it.

Sincerely,

Anonymous.

[maerilith]

LOL bless you're pristine soul <3

[Kergan]

nothing wrong with a good pussy blasting

[FoxxHound]

nothing wrong with a good pussy blasting

^^

[contemptor]

https://i.imgflip.com/ib3bz.jpg (https://imgflip.com/i/ib3bz)

[cockscythe]

we blasted him down so hard I think his pussy came off.

You are exactly cut out for red.

[derpcake]

I don't know if I'm cut out for Red guys. Every time I'm about to PVP somebody they wave at me and my heart just melts. I just don't think I have the stuff that red champions are made of.

Me and a friend were bloodthristy the other night, so we went out with the intent to PK somebody, and we finally found this guy in a corner just minding his own damn business. I ignored my higher instincts for compassion and hit auto attack. Next thing I know he's low-HP running like a NPC but we blasted him down so hard I think his pussy came off. The shame and guilt was overwhelming and I immediately /q'ed out. That happened a few nights ago and I haven't had a good night's rest since.

I don't know how you do it.

Sincerely,

Anonymous.

Try getting angry / frustrated irl.

Cut loose any RL contacts you might have had, ruin your career, let the bright light from your monitor be the only light in your life and soon you'll be "rofl pwned fgt"ing with the best of them.

[Swyft]

Try getting angry / frustrated irl.

Cut loose any RL contacts you might have had, ruin your career, let the bright light from your monitor be the only light in your life and soon you'll be "rofl pwned fgt"ing with the best of them.

Or just realize it's a red server, and kill people because it's funny

[Kergan]

How many times per day would you kill people irl if you knew they would respawn?

[abbud]

Don't worry, you have just not your first rage because someone killed you during a trade or whatever. When you become lvl 56 I will help you channel the darkness.

[Sapphiay]

You loose nothing getting killed, no hp, no exp. Only a number on a useless leaderboard.

<3

[Videri]

Play the game your way. If you're having fun, you're doing it right.

You don't have to attack other players at every opportunity, or at all. Some players mostly PvP just to defend themselves, or to retain a camp.

The possibility of PvP still makes Red fun and exciting. You still have to keep a sharp lookout, watch /who, don't let yourself sit out in the open at low hp, etc.

Then again, PvP is fun! It is a safe way to compete with others and test your EQ skills against them. It is not rude. The proper attitude is to PvP and then move on, or laugh about it together afterward, or send your opponent a respectful message.

[vouss]

You are perfect for Red, I'd suggest you look to join the guild <Holocaust> where you can enjoy the majority of what Red99 has to offer with out ever worrying about PVP

[fred schnarf]

PVP Seems wrong when you first get here, but as you level through the ranks and put up with the twinks in leveling zones, and the constant pvp 50+ your attitude toward pvp will change,

its a long haul and you are just getting started

keep blasting pussies off.

[derpcake]

In all fairness its very hard to deal with the amount of stupid on this server, and its probably not worth it.

[Kergan]

I've maintained my strict no PVP policy on this server since day 1.

[Swyft]

You are perfect for Red, I'd suggest you look to join the guild <Holocaust> where you can enjoy the majority of what Red99 has to offer with out ever worrying about PVP

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls392jPBnN1qi8nkuo2_500.jpg

[Dacuk]

You are perfect for Red, I'd suggest you look to join the guild <Holocaust> where you can enjoy the majority of what Red99 has to offer with out ever worrying about PVP

[entruil]

You loose nothing getting killed, no hp, no exp..... *cough*

<3

[entruil]

I've maintained my strict no PVP policy on this server since day 1.

this made me sad... really...

[Kergan]

I dunno, apparently you can have your pussy blasted off sounds pretty bad to me.

[entruil]

i dont get it

[Archalen]

The only people I don't feel bad about killing are ubertwinks. In my experience they are really hard to finish off though. It's like you can't root em with all that MR and so they plug if you win. I really wanted one kill on my char and that's why we were thirsty for YT. That poor guy was a ranger just sitting in a corner though. Probably took him all night to get his corpse. #neveragain

[LostCause]

well considering twinks only stay in popular areas like CB mm unrest.. learn to lvl else where or just out lvl them pretty simple.

[RIP The Jacka]

4 lvl range and group bonus means you can get oor of twinks in like 30minutes

[soulcaller]

Think of it this way that poor sap you killed knew he can be pvped , when you die you get angry but that is what makes this server great . If you didn't pvp him and left him you might as well play on blue , getting pvped isn't a big deal, it's what makes it wroth while to play on red , same as killing that asshole later in the game as vengeance .

It's just another challenge in the game that people on red look forward to, after all the game is over 15 years old it's been done without pvp you just a sad bluebie playing an old game cause you suck

[derpcake]

I've maintained my strict no PVP policy on this server since day 1.

I look forward to sneaking up on you so we can hold hands and sing kumbajah at the feerrott campfires.

[Archalen]

Think of it this way that poor sap you killed knew he can be pvped , when you die you get angry but that is what makes this server great . If you didn't pvp him and left him you might as well play on blue , getting pvped isn't a big deal, it's what makes it wroth while to play on red , same as killing that asshole later in the game as vengeance .

It's just another challenge in the game that people on red look forward to, after all the game is over 15 years old it's been done without pvp you just a sad bluebie playing an old game cause you suck

That's true. The other night I was in a group and this guy was being a major dick in group. Came out of nowhere really so I asked him what the hell his problem was. Next thing I know another guy in the group (who apparently had enough) was wailing on him and before I knew it the dick was dead. Was the first time I thought "damn it's good to be on red." I still felt bad and asked our cleric to rez him but she wouldn't.