Who is the worst PvPer on Red?

[Swyft]

Who will it be?

Who is the biggest pile of dogshit to ever grace the pvp scene!

[Doors]

Orym rank 2548

Eddard rank 92

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[Lasher]

Vanco

[Swish]

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[VictomEyez]

Strange new to server rank 40 feels goog.
all toons positive kdr

Rank about 10 if u kick all the crushbone lowbie pvpers off

[Samsung]

Can't put strange on here he's not good but this server is like the NBA eastern conference lots of bad teams. Kergan gets the vote because not only don't you ever see him he joined the server way to late. Hippo close second.

[LostCause]

all the bluebies

[VictomEyez]

Can't put strange on here he's not good but this server is like the NBA eastern conference lots of bad teams. Kergan gets the vote because not only don't you ever see him he joined the server way to late. Hippo close second.

Cant be goog when im great like frosted flakes...more den goog

[Kergan]

1st grade level english aside I agree with Samsung. Vote Kergan 2015!

[Ragnaros]

Ragnaros

[RIP The Jacka]

Voted retti cus 1 of his 16 chars are not top 100

[Swyft]

Can't put strange on here he's not good but this server is like the NBA eastern conference lots of bad teams. Kergan gets the vote because not only don't you ever see him he joined the server way to late. Hippo close second.

Strange has never killed someone 1v1, he's a SK you could literally train a monkey to press HT on poor sap fighting 20 people.

So yea that earned him a spot on this list, because a player that can't kill anyone 1v1 with one of the best 1v1 classses is fucking pretty awful at pvp.

[SamwiseRed]

not sure who is the worse but kergan is the only one on the list ive never seen in game.

[Guido]

voted retti cuz hes literally the worst at eq pvp

along with checkraise and gynobettle

[RIP The Jacka]

Andis how come u werent.in aon form when you tried to corner cast port 3 consecutive times with my warrior standing at same corner b4 u plugged?

[HippoNipple]

I hit it hard on Heartbreak in January and went 8 and 1. Retired afterwards. Have a 30 for 30 special coming out on my adventures this spring.

[Swyft]

I hit it hard on Heartbreak in January and went 8 and 1. Retired afterwards. Have a 30 for 30 special coming out on my adventures this spring.

8 kills my grandmother got 8 kills on here and she has dementia and is blind in one eye, now you can see why you made the list scrub.

[HippoNipple]

8 kills my grandmother got 8 kills on here and she has dementia and is blind in one eye, now you can see why you made the list scrub.

What is your shaman's name?

[Swyft]

What is your shaman's name?

Who are you playing? Do you even play?

[Swyft]

Who are you playing? Do you even play?

I'm burgerking how about you who are you?

[RIP The Jacka]

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[Pseudechis]

I'm burgerking how about you who are you?

Did spergerking just repost answering himself to keep the thread alive? Cringeworthy!!!

[Grimjaw]

no, he just hit reply on the wrong comment. I know that requires a real stretch of the imagination to piece together, so i'll let your ignorance slide this time

[Swyft]

Did spergerking just repost answering himself to keep the thread alive? Cringeworthy!!!

wait aren't you this guy???

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Nakor

Don't address me again until you get a positive Kill/death ratio.

[RIP The Jacka]

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[HippoNipple]

I'm burgerking how about you who are you?

6 and 4 in January and 4 of those kills were in towns. Yikes. I'm much better at playing a shaman. Can we edit this thread to add Burgerking to the list?

[Pseudechis]

/yawn
/cringe

[HippoNipple]

no, he just hit reply on the wrong comment. I know that requires a real stretch of the imagination to piece together, so i'll let your ignorance slide this time

So BK meant to reply to me twice asking me who I am? You are a retard. Syft is a lunatic and was responding to himself because he rages about every EQ player including himself.

[RIP The Jacka]

Hes known to challenge melees to 1v1 his shaman. Self buffs (HEH)

[Swyft]

6 and 4 in January and 4 of those kills were in towns. Yikes. I'm much better at playing a shaman. Can we edit this thread to add Burgerking to the list?

Join date: Jun 2010

If you can't find a single class to be descent in pvp with when your a day one player to the box, than we have to except the obvious...you suck at pvp.

[Pseudechis]

I mean since you gauge everything bout 1v1 kills
Most of mine were 1v1 or worse odds. Kentucky was 6 azrael vs me alone and I got away. Rag kill was 3 v 1. Pixie was 1v1. Master pain was 1v1. I dare say if I were a sk or something with more burst my ratio would be better. I rarely sneak kill shots in group pvp.

[Swyft]

I mean since you gauge everything bout 1v1 kills
Most of mine were 1v1 or worse odds. Kentucky was 6 azrael vs me alone and I got away. Rag kill was 3 v 1. Pixie was 1v1. Master pain was 1v1. I dare say if I were a sk or something with more burst my ratio would be better. I rarely sneak kill shots in group pvp.

I didn't say anything about 1v1 with you, I said your kill death ratio is pathetic you are in a guild that comprises 85% of the server and you found a way to die to the other 15% twice as much as you kill them.

[Pseudechis]

Wait so I can 1v1 but I can't pvp because I've been ganked by Malo tash root a bunch of times? So with strange he can't pvp even though his ratio is great because they were all big group gank kill shots.

Most my deaths were from big group ganks so if strands kill shots don't count does that mean my deaths don't?

Inconsistent there much ol boy?

[Swyft]

Wait so I can 1v1 but I can't pvp because I've been ganked by Malo tash root a bunch of times? So with strange he can't pvp even though his ratio is great because they were all big group gank kill shots.

Most my deaths were from big group ganks so if strands kill shots don't count does that mean my deaths don't?

Inconsistent there much ol boy?

You need to BOTH have a positive kill death ratio and be able to kill people 1v1 to be considered a good pvper here.

So if you can only kill people in a large group(depending on class of course I don't apply that shit to clerics)

Or if you die twice as much as kill.

You suck at pvp, it is pretty much common sense to every red here but blues just to lawyerdoctor their fail play.

[Pseudechis]

Oh dear you are all over the joint aren't ya. Well fortunately 25 of my deaths were as a naive new player levelling up potentially the hardest class/race combination. So I'll not lose too much sleep on the issue. Every other character I've made since are at least 10:1 ratio on kills showing that it really is more about gear than skill.

[Swyft]

Oh dear you are all over the joint aren't ya. Well fortunately 25 of my deaths were as a naive new player levelling up potentially the hardest class/race combination. So I'll not lose too much sleep on the issue. Every other character I've made since are at least 10:1 ratio on kills showing that it really is more about gear than skill.

Oh so your rolled a fungi twink at lvl 10 so you could feel like a badass?

You only need a certain amount of magic not to be snared which a player could collect by lvl 30. We all started here with nothing most of us facing BIS Nihilum at the time, but only the bads had a negative kill/death ratio.

[Cymeon]

i would like fungi plz for level

[HippoNipple]

Syft has been PvPing since 1999 and the best he could produce last month was 6 and 4 on a geared shaman. 4 of those kills were in towns which means he sat that are bind spots for hours on end waiting for free kills. Might as well count him 2 and 4.

You should just stick to raiding, at least that is getting you results. Maybe you can start on your 4th raiding char soon.

[Pseudechis]

I really lose sleep about my ratio on leaderboard every day. I really do....

[Swyft]

Syft has been PvPing since 1999 and the best he could produce last month was 6 and 4 on a geared shaman. 4 of those kills were in towns which means he sat that are bind spots for hours on end waiting for free kills. Might as well count him 2 and 4.

You should just stick to raiding, at least that is getting you results. Maybe you can start on your 4th raiding char soon.

If you have all these excuses that makes killing people so easy and skill less, then why can't you do it?

[HippoNipple]

If you have all these excuses that makes killing people so easy and skill less, then why can't you do it?

I do it fine. My kill to playtime rocks you bud. With how much you are raiding and play you are probably averaging a kill per day played. It is sad.

[Swyft]

I do it fine. My kill to playtime rocks you bud. With how much you are raiding and play you are probably averaging a kill per day played. It is sad.

8 kills in 3 years rocks?

LOL

Can you name this character that has all these kills?

[Glenzig]

I really lose sleep about my ratio on leaderboard every day. I really do....

I literally have not slept since I started here.
http://r99pvp.com/search.php

[HippoNipple]

8 kills in 3 years rocks?

LOL

Can you name this character that has all these kills?

I made that char last year and really just started playing him in December. Those leaderboards were created last summer right?

To me it seems like it would be reasonable to compare times when both people were playing. We both played in January. You did terrible and spent hours sitting in towns you had no business being in just to try to pad those numbers so you could get up to 6 kills/4 deaths.

[Swyft]

I literally have not slept since I started here.
http://r99pvp.com/search.php

I hope you don't care about pvp, because no amount of caring you ever do about it is gonna make you good at it.


I made that char last year and really just started playing him in December. Those leaderboards were created last summer right?

To me it seems like it would be reasonable to compare times when both people were playing. We both played in January. You did terrible and spent hours sitting in towns you had no business being in just to try to pad those numbers so you could get up to 6 kills/4 deaths.

I get what your laying down man, it's easy for bad players like myself to scam kills...

so why as a day one player here can't you name a single character of yours that has racked up more than 20-30 kills. If you're saying it's so easy to do.

[Glenzig]

I hope you don't care about pvp, because no amount of caring you ever do about it is gonna make you good at it.

Are you sure? Cause it is my only goal in life.

[Swyft]

Are you sure? Cause it is my only goal in life.

Nah you have no dick, so you can't fuck and have ceased to care about it, you now occupy your time with lesser things like Killing dragons with elf friend pals

[HippoNipple]

as a day one player here can't you name a single character of yours that has racked up more than 20-30 kills. If you're saying it's so easy to do.

I can name one of your chars that went 2 and 4 vs players with gear on the most overpowered class. Probably one of the worst geared players on the server last month.

Should be on the list for sure.

[HippoNipple]

I don't play much but that is probably worse than anyone I ran into. You raid and sit in towns all day Syft, did you witness any YT indicating any top geared players doing worse than you?

[Glenzig]

Nah you have no dick, so you can't fuck and have ceased to care about it, you now occupy your time with lesser things like Killing dragons with elf friend pals

Yeah. You're right. Being completely obsessed with EQ pvp and using it as a measure of your real life manhood is obviously a sign of a person with a lot going for them. I guess ill never reach that plateau. Thanks.

[Swyft]

Yeah. You're right. Being completely obsessed with EQ pvp and using it as a measure of your real life manhood is obviously a sign of a person with a lot going for them. I guess ill never reach that plateau. Thanks.

Listen man were all a buncha nerds that play this game but if you had to justify your play time here to a chick you wanted to bang, what answer would most likely end in a handjob...

1. I like to spend time with different men from around the world just enjoying their company.

2. It's really fun getting new wardrobe pieces to make my video game character look prettier.

3. I just like to log on and kill a buncha nerds and watch them get mad about it.

[Glenzig]

Listen man were all a buncha nerds that play this game but if you had to justify your play time here to a chick you wanted to bang, what answer would most likely end in a handjob...

1. I like to spend time with different men from around the world just enjoying their company.

2. It's really fun getting new wardrobe pieces to make my video game character look prettier.

3. I just like to log on and kill a buncha nerds and watch them get mad about it.

4. Why are you obsessed with this game to the point of trying to use it as a pick up line?

5. You will never actually talk to a woman in real life because you are socially inept.

6.I never went out to try to pick up chicks. They came to me. When I found the one that I deemed sufficient, I married her.

Sorry you can't be a 6 like me. Great leader board stats though.

[daasgoot]

When I found the one that I deemed sufficient, I married her.


how sweet. lol

[Kergan]

I hid EverQuest from my wife completely until I impregnated her. Then I started on r99.

pwned

[Swyft]

4. Why are you obsessed with this game to the point of trying to use it as a pick up line?

5. You will never actually talk to a woman in real life because you are socially inept.

6.I never went out to try to pick up chicks. They came to me. When I found the one that I deemed sufficient, I married her.

Sorry you can't be a 6 like me. Great leader board stats though.

Dude you don't even have the balls to kill people in a video game, you ain't getting any chicks and if ya did it would be the type of chick that had to tie a steak around her neck just so the dog would play with her.

There are five real life chicks in your own guild and I'm the only one who knows who all five are, you know why they told me and not their own guildmates...cuz chicks can smell beta male from a mile away and steer clear.

I'm not socially inept, I'm a crazy asshole. That's why you have to cuddle with the chicks I don't call back

http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/45880.jpg

[Glenzig]

Dude you don't even have the balls to kill people in a video game, you ain't getting any chicks and if ya did it would be the type of chick that had to tie a steak around her neck just so the dog would play with her.

There are five real life chicks in your own guild and I'm the only one who knows who all five are, you know why they told me and not their own guildmates...cuz chicks can smell beta male from a mile away and steer clear.

I'm not socially inept, I'm a crazy asshole. That's why you have to cuddle with the chicks I don't call back

http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/45880.jpg

Nothin makes a woman cream like elf sim pvp stats. Everyone knows that. Right guys? Right?

[Glenzig]

how sweet. lol

Psst. I'm not telling the truth. Dont let BK know though. He probably actually thinks I care.

[Swyft]

Nothin makes a woman cream like elf sim pvp stats. Everyone knows that. Right guys? Right?

http://www.vonnegutlibrary.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/6816_140640281444_6211006444_2436910_2331501_n.jpg

[Pseudechis]

/cringe

[Swyft]

I hid EverQuest from my wife completely until I impregnated her. Then I started on r99.

pwned

The fact that you see getting a chick pregnant and marrying her as a win proves what a beta male you are. The goal is to get the sex and not get married.

The only guys who actually want to get married are fags trying to prove to their friends and family that they don't love the cock, and in your case no ones buying it.

[Kergan]

I'm making a push here but I need your votes.

As elected worst PVPer on R99 I will do the following:

Make occasional videos of me dying on a level 20 supertwink
Make occasional videos of me running away and/or dying against a fresh 56 in rags on one of my six BiS level 60s
Create a new leaderboard that only counts kills where you have at least 40 people in your guild in zone
Never unequip my OT hammer
LNS every time I zone, even if I haven't been killed (yet)
Glue my ethernet cord into my router so I can't plug
Delete Gate from my spellbook

I'm the ONLY candidate that makes sense. Do the right thing.

I am Kergan and I approve this message.

[Glenzig]

The fact that you see getting a chick pregnant and marrying her as a win proves what a beta male you are. The goal is to get the sex and not get married.

The only guys who actually want to get married are fags trying to prove to their friends and family that they don't love the cock, and in your case no ones buying it.

Yeah man. This is all true. Only homosexuals marry women and have kids. Its always been that way. The real alpha males are the guys who talk crap on the internet and make gains in pvp leader board points. Duh!

[Pseudechis]

The fact that you see getting a chick pregnant and marrying her as a win proves what a beta male you are. The goal is to get the sex and not get married.

The only guys who actually want to get married are fags trying to prove to their friends and family that they don't love the cock, and in your case no ones buying it.

The words of someone who has not been laid in a long time.

Sounds like you get even less sex than us married folks spergerking.....

[Swyft]

Yeah man. This is all true. Only homosexuals marry women and have kids. Its always been that way. The real alpha males are the guys who talk crap on the internet and make gains in pvp leader board points. Duh!

You are not getting it because you are a beta male. The woman's goal is to trap you into marriage and children, the mans goal is to trick her into sex and bounce before that happens. A lot of *****'s slip and get trapped.

But a guy who actually wants to marry a girl without his GF being pregnant and bitching at him constantly...yea he's a fag.

[Pseudechis]

Oh dear spergerking in not sure if you're serious or not. It's pretty funny though, still glad you're back

[Glenzig]

You are not getting it because you are a beta male. The woman's goal is to trap you into marriage and children, the mans goal is to trick her into sex and bounce before that happens. A lot of *****'s slip and get trapped.

But a guy who actually wants to marry a girl without his GF being pregnant and bitching at him constantly...yea he's a fag.

Life lessons.

[Pseudechis]

Life lessons.

Lol

[HippoNipple]

The only guys who actually want to get married are fags

Deep thoughts by Swyft.

[Kergan]

Should have a weekly segment. I'd tune in for sure.

[Glenzig]

Should have a weekly segment. I'd tune in for sure.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPaEISdt7ns

[HippoNipple]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPaEISdt7ns

I would like that video to be redone and substitute New Jersey with Red so we can post it on the blue forums.

[hatelore]

Lawl, Glenzig making syft look stupid up in here. I guess that isn't too hard to do though... Still funny to watch the train wreck that is syft.

[Nirgon]

I guess when you hate everyone and everything marriage really isn't an option

[Swyft]

Lawl, Glenzig making syft look stupid up in here. I guess that isn't too hard to do though... Still funny to watch the train wreck that is syft.

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Hatelore

I would have liked to put you on the list but nobody knows WTF you are.

[HippoNipple]

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Hatelore

I would have liked to put you on the list but nobody knows WTF you are.

He was 13 and 9 in January, you were 2 and 4. Hatelore is a much better PvPer.

[hatelore]

My problem is the slow delay weapon hah, they always get away :( I can't count how many peeps I have made plug or that just straight get away. Either way, I am here for the fun.

As a married beta male with kids and a job, I don't have all day to berger out on the forums like Syft and make myself look like a assclown~ But I do enjoy watching him be a trainwreck on these forums while I am at work when I get free time.

[RIP The Jacka]

He was 13 and 9 in January, you were 2 and 4. Hatelore is a much better PvPer.

https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/brandon-knight-21.jpg

[Swyft]

My problem is the slow delay weapon hah, they always get away :( I can't count how many peeps I have made plug or that just straight get away. Either way, I am here for the fun.

As a married beta male with kids and a job, I don't have all day to berger out on the forums like Syft and make myself look like a assclown~ But I do enjoy watching him be a trainwreck on these forums while I am at work when I get free time.

I guess if I couldn't get laid I'd find some local sea donkey to wife up and shit out kids myself but luckily in New Jersey there is no shortage of sluts to slay

[Pseudechis]

I guess if I couldn't get laid I'd find some local sea donkey to wife up and shit out kids myself but luckily in New Jersey there is no shortage of sluts to slay

It is clear to everyone here you are unable to get laid. Hence the spergers and angst.

[Swyft]

I guess if I couldn't get laid I'd find some local sea donkey to wife up and shit out kids myself but luckily in New Jersey there is no shortage of sluts to slay

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/8e8553c4be49c283f6ff931b64c04f1e.png

[GradnerLives]

No Gradner option.

Survey is flawed.

[VictomEyez]

Better options would be

Imago..Zuljin..Brysn..

[maerilith]

I'm quite frankly severly dissapointed in this community anyone posted in this thread or voted at all. I honestly may consider never posting on R99's subforums ever again.

Come on, I thought you spergl0rds were above this kind of behavior. Now tinysuits ego is going to flourish and he will never escape his delusions of grandeur (ok, maybe that's a bi funny and cute)

But it's like putting an earthworm in a jar full of sharp small glass shards and watching it slice itself to ribbons.

[Ragnaros]

Ragnaros

[VictomEyez]

I'm quite frankly severly dissapointed in this community anyone posted in this thread or voted at all. I honestly may consider never posting on R99's subforums ever again.

Come on, I thought you spergl0rds were above this kind of behavior. Now tinysuits ego is going to flourish and he will never escape his delusions of grandeur (ok, maybe that's a bi funny and cute)

But it's like putting an earthworm in a jar full of sharp small glass shards and watching it slice itself to ribbons.

Props to anyone who even pvps...swyft doesnt

[Kergan]

Can we close this survey down and lock the thread now? I think it's been up long enough.

[hatelore]

I guess if I couldn't get laid I'd find some local sea donkey to wife up and shit out kids myself but luckily in New Jersey there is no shortage of sluts to slay

Trust me, you are doing society a favor by not breeding. Keep up the good work~

[Kergan]

I'm holding on by the slimmest of margins here. Might be a case of ballot box stuffing though as I think 6 of the 12 people who voted for me are Sektor alt forum accounts. :(

I want to win, but I want to win legit.