Can anyone help Strange?

[Swyft]

I've grown weary of his constant tears on the forums, shitting up every thread with a puddle of them. So I decided to give him his own thread.

Strange claims to be a great PvP'er but I've only ever seen him next to a zoneline or surrounded by the Zerg. He claims to have killed people 1v1 but has no screenshot evidence of this...

This is what it looks like to destroy people in PvP...

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Dibandicus-Naus_zps8mfwlfgf.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Dibandicus-Naus_zps8mfwlfgf.png.html)

A 2v1 vs your shitty Bard Dibandicus and a random FOH member

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Lemonjelly_zpsbheuj3o3.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Lemonjelly_zpsbheuj3o3.png.html)

1v1 vs another current Holo member

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Rotbone_zpssictkl7l.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Rotbone_zpssictkl7l.png.html)

1v1 vs rotbone lvl 60 necro another current Holo member

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/image001_zps1mshxwe5.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/image001_zps1mshxwe5.png.html)

1v1 vs Aviato another Holo member

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/EQ000323_zps47u7pu7y.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/EQ000323_zps47u7pu7y.png.html)

2v2 Sojinn and Syft vs Boomwiz and Flexin another current Holo member


Meanwhile all of his killshots look like this...

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Blaka_zpsud47mr6z.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Blaka_zpsud47mr6z.png.html)

The last shot on a poor soul getting gang raped! Can anyone help Strange understand the difference between the last screenshot and the rest because I honestly don't think he gets it.

[Slathar]

Who is strange?

[Swyft]

Who is strange?

He's victimeyez on the forums, but I can understand why you wouldn't know him if you're not willing to face Holocaust in a 20v1 you won't see him around.

[fred schnarf]

I've grown weary of his constant tears on the forums, shitting up every thread with a puddle of them. So I decided to give him his own thread.

Strange claims to be a great PvP'er but I've only ever seen him next to a zoneline or surrounded by the Zerg. He claims to have killed people 1v1 but has no screenshot evidence of this...

This is what it looks like to destroy people in PvP...

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Dibandicus-Naus_zps8mfwlfgf.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Dibandicus-Naus_zps8mfwlfgf.png.html)

A 2v1 vs your shitty Bard Dibandicus and a random FOH member

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Lemonjelly_zpsbheuj3o3.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Lemonjelly_zpsbheuj3o3.png.html)

1v1 vs another current Holo member

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Rotbone_zpssictkl7l.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Rotbone_zpssictkl7l.png.html)

1v1 vs rotbone lvl 60 necro another current Holo member

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/image001_zps1mshxwe5.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/image001_zps1mshxwe5.png.html)

1v1 vs Aviato another Holo member

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/EQ000323_zps47u7pu7y.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/EQ000323_zps47u7pu7y.png.html)

2v2 Sojinn and Syft vs Boomwiz and Flexin another current Holo member


Meanwhile all of his killshots look like this...

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Blaka_zpsud47mr6z.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Blaka_zpsud47mr6z.png.html)

The last shot on a poor soul getting gang raped! Can anyone help Strange understand the difference between the last screenshot and the rest because I honestly don't think he gets it.

so i clicked it and started looking at your pics and i found this, who is this

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/colgate%20irl_zpsr0sj3axp.png

[Swyft]

*Disclaimer: All of these screenshots were performed by a trained professional, do not attempt to reenact these stunts in Holocaust it will lead to a negative kill death ratio.

[Swyft]

so i clicked it and started looking at your pics and i found this, who is this

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/colgate%20irl_zpsr0sj3axp.png

No clue

[HippoNipple]

so i clicked it and started looking at your pics and i found this, who is this

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/colgate%20irl_zpsr0sj3axp.png

Lol

[Swyft]

Has Strange gotten himself a solo kill yet? Only been 7 months

[Colgate]

rotbone isn't in holocaust u moran

FUCK QAZZAZ

[Big_Japan]

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nice aspect ratios on your sig and avatar there mr. wizard

[Swyft]

rotbone isn't in holocaust u moran

FUCK QAZZAZ

You took Rag back you'd take Qazzaz if he wanted in, your guild isn't exactly known for being picky

[Swyft]

nice aspect ratios on your sig and avatar there mr. wizard

LOL thx had to edit the gifs abit to get them the perfect size.

[Doors]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=29693

[LostCause]

why you here then broham

[Colgate]

You took Rag back you'd take Qazzaz if he wanted in, your guild isn't exactly known for being picky

qazzaz is the biggest piece of shit to touch this community

[Ragnaros]

Got beef bk?

[LostCause]

http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/north-south-carolina/808953d1371523119-left-mtb-shoes-@-fawn-lake-lot-dupont-bear_man.jpg

[vouss]

You took Rag back you'd take Qazzaz if he wanted in, your guild isn't exactly known for being picky

[Swyft]

Got beef bk?

Colgate was the one who had a problem with ya, talked all that trash about you then letcha right back in guild so obviously he will invite anyone regardless of all the shit he says about them.

[Sektor]

Colgate was the one who had a problem with ya, talked all that trash about you then letcha right back in guild so obviously he will invite anyone regardless of all the shit he says about them.

[Ragnaros]

Shrug i left Azrael for a good reason

[Swyft]

Shrug i left Azrael for a good reason

I have no clue but I don't think anyone in Azrael could have treated you as badly as Colgate did on the forums

[SamwiseRed]

after playing an anon wiz to 55+ i can honestly say that killing someone takes little to no skill with very very very low risk. didnt need clickies, buffs, or even gear. towards the end of my last run getting a kill wasn't even worth a screenshot. yonder op.

[SamwiseRed]

*i did use self buffs, my bad

[Colgate]

my half naked portbot has a better ratio than syft's wizard

[Swyft]

my half naked portbot has a better ratio than syft's wizard

Syft is retired has been for almost year, you play Dizark when you can't get 40+ to roll around with Colgate.

[Smedy]

i understand that rag is back with holo when out of options but what happened to colgates sacred rule to not re-invite deserters heuheueheuhehueh

that nihilum feels closer and closer to his heart, this tale is literally ripped right out of the game diablo 1, where colgate the hero slays diablo (nizzar) then inserts his dick into his forehead and becomes him

[Tameth]

this tale is literally ripped right out of the game diablo 1, where colgate the hero slays diablo (nizzar) then inserts his dick into his forehead and becomes him

I'll give you that one. Funny.

[Swyft]

after playing an anon wiz to 55+ i can honestly say that killing someone takes little to no skill with very very very low risk. didnt need clickies, buffs, or even gear. towards the end of my last run getting a kill wasn't even worth a screenshot. yonder op.

You ever kill an epic wizard at lvl 55?

No! get back to me when you do.

[Colgate]

i understand that rag is back with holo when out of options but what happened to colgates sacred rule to not re-invite deserters heuheueheuhehueh

that nihilum feels closer and closer to his heart, this tale is literally ripped right out of the game diablo 1, where colgate the hero slays diablo (nizzar) then inserts his dick into his forehead and becomes him

ragnaros bought his way back in with some real juicy info

8)

[Smedy]

ragnaros bought his way back in with some real juicy info

8)

post it! or is it being lawyered right now?

[Swyft]

ragnaros bought his way back in with some real juicy info

8)

Nah you're full of shit and don't want to look like an assclown when Gongshow told your lil boy ass to let Rag in and now you feel like a reject talking all that shit about a guy you're now forced to play alongside.

[Colgate]

post it! or is it being lawyered right now?

xantille and heartbrand are on the case

[Smedy]

xantille and heartbrand are on the case

u dun goof'd heartbrand is terrible at lawyerquest tho, i approve of xantilly, the indian kid has showed promise before, i believe he can take this home

[Farzo]

strange was doing good


wasn't he like 30-5 on the leader board at one point?

[Drakaris]

rotbone isn't in holocaust u moran

FUCK QAZZAZ

U and him have a lot more in common than you realise.

[Colgate]

strange is currently 81-11 according to the leaderboard

[VictomEyez]

Ive only been on this server for like 7 month total..and started off as a druid.

made strange..got to 60 and still ranked 40 woth 88 kills 11 deaths and one of the few who would sit in pvp zones waiting for pvp..

out of these months pvping ive only seen syft once because he was with 10 other azraels and too scared to die on bk (plugged into neriak)

ive only seen bk like 5 times amd he had to cheetah and gate.

one time in neriak he was scared to fight me because I was srunk with my pet oit so he zoned over so I could lose my shrink and pet lolol

Burgerking a sorry excuse for a pvper..he plays a shaman with this debiff patch(currently no kills on the leaderboard)..a 50s mage he duos pvp with and a wizard...notice he has no melee toons...

[VictomEyez]

Burgerking still ignoring my 6v6 challenge and all talk..confirmed keyboard warrior scared to pvp.


gated away from a pvp gm event before it even started..confirmed blubie.

all my toons positive kdr feels goog..portbot included

[LostCause]

http://i55.tinypic.com/15qcm6s.jpg

[Swyft]

strange is currently 81-11 according to the leaderboard

I don't give a fuck both him and you are dogshit at pvp you cant do shit without 20 people backing you up, ***** you cant even post a solo kill not dated back 2 years.

Easy for a pussy to stay high ranked when they only come out with 40 around them.

Or prove me wrong accept a duel with me if your soooo fucking good like you both claim?

[Pseudechis]

So glad you are back spergerking! /cringe

[Swyft]

So glad you are back spergerking! /cringe

Glad to see you again... wait WTF are you?

Anybody know?

No shocking

[SamwiseRed]

You ever kill an epic wizard at lvl 55?

No! get back to me when you do.

uh just sit at spires, eventually someone will port in oom, low health, or both. eq pvp isnt rocket science. the only classes that take skill would probably be melee on melee pvp where hit boxes matter. pressing a couple of buttons and killing someone or just yondering away is in no way, shape, or form skill. I dont mean to degrade or downplay your kills, a kills a kill, but even my 5 year old could do the same. he kills invaders in darksouls often which requires way more skill than eq pvp.

[Swyft]

uh just sit at spires, eventually someone will port in oom, low health, or both. eq pvp isnt rocket science. the only classes that take skill would probably be melee on melee pvp where hit boxes matter. pressing a couple of buttons and killing someone or just yondering away is in no way, shape, or form skill. I dont mean to degrade or downplay your kills, a kills a kill, but even my 5 year old could do the same. he kills invaders in darksouls often which requires way more skill than eq pvp.

Sam your dogshit at pvp nobody rally cares what classes you think have skill and what classes don't.

[SamwiseRed]

Sam your dogshit at pvp nobody rally cares what classes you think have skill and what classes don't.

that is my point. I am shitty at eq pvp, i dont give a fuck to gear any of my chars and I am always multitasking other things because the game gets so boring. I can confirm, any retard half paying attention can get top 100, hell top 20 as a wizard in a month or two. i am not attacking you but if you are really so stupid to think that a wizard takes skill then i can honestly say you are fuckin retarded.

[SamwiseRed]

49 was probably the most hilarious level I ever experienced. I practically one shotted people.

[Pseudechis]

Glad to see you again... wait WTF are you?

Anybody know?

No shocking

/cringe

[Swyft]

that is my point. I am shitty at eq pvp, i dont give a fuck to gear any of my chars and I am always multitasking other things because the game gets so boring. I can confirm, any retard half paying attention can get top 100, hell top 20 as a wizard in a month or two. i am not attacking you but if you are really so stupid to think that a wizard takes skill then i can honestly say you are fuckin retarded.

Monk t-staff proc inner flame

Rogue poison first hit duelist(also can shadowstep with items)

Shadowknight press harmtouch(can also shadowstep)

A wizard nukes usually do less than a melee's round of dmg and require he stand still for about 5 seconds to pull it off, and los unlike live works at beginning and end of cast here making much harder for caster here than it was on live. And casters got less HP's than every melee unless you are counting an epic wizard which. So yea you're an idiot.

You can't say you suck at pvp but you know what it's about, if you knew what it was about you wouldn't suck at it.

[Pseudechis]

/cringe

[RIP The Jacka]

Cringing

[Swyft]

Cringing

We feel the same way when we see you in pvp.

[Fael]

Its hard out here a pvp'n wizard: are you for real bro? Maybe three years into velious, but not now Jesus. (Not really though as there's always newbies to kill).

Also, Any class with gate has an immediate advantage under Jeremy's pvp system.

[JudgementRed]

Hold up...

Burger "I spammed RnF with PvP complaints daily" King is actually calling out someone who he claims is doing the exact same thing?

[Darksinga]

Feel like I read the same thing over and over ;/

[Handpartytowel]

http://i.imgur.com/eS8LaSq.jpg

[Nirgon]

http://www.ralphmag.org/CB/helen-keller313x395.gif

[Farzo]

strange is currently 81-11 according to the leaderboard

Lol why is anyone complaining about his PvP.

He is the true Mexican Kingpin of pp99.

[Swyft]

http://i.imgur.com/eS8LaSq.jpg

I hope your as proud as that 50v1 kill as you are of having to use MQ in 15 year old elf sim .


Must suck to be so bad at a game the only way you can compete is to cheat.

[Handpartytowel]

hehehe

how proud are you that despite switching to a broken instant win class with unresistable blind, you have flooded sirkens inbox so hard with your blubbering tear filled rage petitions day in and day out that when i decimated you in 1v1 combat the servers lead GM hated you enough to publicly pras your death at my scummy hands?

http://i.imgur.com/x4hQLiO.jpg

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[hatelore]

hehehe

how proud are you that despite switching to a broken instant win class with unresistable blind, you have flooded sirkens inbox so hard with your blubbering tear filled rage petitions day in and day out that when i decimated you in 1v1 combat the servers lead GM hated you enough to publicly pras your death at my scummy hands?

http://i.imgur.com/x4hQLiO.jpg

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lawl, fuckin /thread

[Swyft]

hehehe

how proud are you that despite switching to a broken instant win class with unresistable blind, you have flooded sirkens inbox so hard with your blubbering tear filled rage petitions day in and day out that when i decimated you in 1v1 combat the servers lead GM hated you enough to publicly pras your death at my scummy hands?

http://i.imgur.com/x4hQLiO.jpg

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Couldn't be as mad as you were everytime you had to hit /zone MQ command when Syft decimated you in REAL 1v1 pvp.

I don't think anyone doubts whats going on after the name changes went through, so I feel pretty good that I got 80 nerds and their GM pals so rustled that they pras 50v1 kills.

Maybe one day when I'm so old I'm shitting my pants I'll be forced to load up cheats just to compete with better players.