One sentence to describe each guild

[fred schnarf]

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<Nihilum> there is too much raging in ze guild

<Azrael> applying poison, poison is applying POISON APPLIED

<Fresh> i want my fungis back

<Suave> should we just join azrael?

<Flowers of Happiness> but is he in range?

<holocaust> I woke up at 6 am to go to sol b to get banned

[lite]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hue.gif

[Nirgon]

<Nihilum> we don't have a dev in the guild that we know about

<Azrael> if you don't like sektor and brobby go ahead and leave

<Holocaust> I just tagged 4 more blue raiders ya'll

[Cymeon]

<Nihilum> Naww bro Sektors is a good guy

<Azrael> We will get Nizzar banned and then KILL ALL THE.... oh fuck you colgate

<Fresh> What level does Holo recruit?

<Suave> What level does azrael recruit?

<Flowers of Happiness> fuck yo fbss

<holocaust> I woke up at 6 am to go to sol b to get banned ( heheh cant do better then this)

[Macdeth]

<Holocaust> I've never seen this tag in game. Thought it was a ForumQuest guild.

<Fresh> Resistance is futile.

<FoH> Damn it, at least we're trying.

[daasgoot]

<Friends> I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

<Azrael> I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

<Fresh> I felt like Jodie Foster in "The Accused" last night.

<Holocaust> Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50%?

<Nihilum> "Aaaahhh, I'm hang-gliding! Take a good picture, honey, I'm dead!"

<Flowers of Happiness> Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

[Videri]

<Fresh> Let's start a crew of players to play Everquest together, provide guidance and community for new players, raid in order to help our members gear up, and engage in meaningful PvP at 50+; while booting toxic/uncooperative players so they don't damage our reputation or server health. We'll call it...a guild.

[Kergan]

That's two sentences.

[philjackson]

Holocaust - a sickening perversion from the original vision, Marcus Aurelius had a vision and this is not it, this is not it.

[Guido]

<Friends> I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

<Azrael> I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

<Fresh> I felt like Jodie Foster in "The Accused" last night.

<Holocaust> Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50%?

<Nihilum> "Aaaahhh, I'm hang-gliding! Take a good picture, honey, I'm dead!"

<Flowers of Happiness> Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.


lol'd heavily goot this is awesome

[Tassador]

<fair fighters> bald

[dontbanpls]

what is wrong withyou andis

[karsten]

lol

[Akalakamelee]

<Holocaust> HOLOCAUST CROOTIN

<Azreal> WTB Holo locs

<Friends> So when do we remerge with azreal?

<Fresh> 30s group LF2M

<Flowers of Happiness> Lol that d00d I pkD is do mad rite nao

[Littlegyno 13.0]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hue.gif

lite, pls don't use my lizards. i'll ask u 1 time nicely.

[Akalakamelee]

lite, pls don't use my lizards. i'll ask u 1 time nicely.

REKT

[Sektor]

Holocaust - a sickening perversion from the original vision, Marcus Aurelius had a vision and this is not it, this is not it.

LOL

[RIP The Jacka]

lol'd heavily this is awesome

[vinnidel]

<friends> friends

[daasgoot]

some of these are spot on

[Casey VII]

<fair fighters> bald

[LostCause]

holocaust 1.0 - STAR WARS TIME.

azrael - bro lets camp out at PD lair and snipe that shit.

nihilum - Nizzar screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARDS.

[Cid]

<Nihilum> If I win every gold medal in the Special Olympics I won't be retarded anymore, right? Right?

<Azreal> We call ourselves the Resistance because a moral victory is the only kind of victory we're gonna get!

<Holocaust> If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, acts like a duck and quacks like a duck....we might be Nihilum.

<Flowers of Happiness> I'll come back to FoH when HT repops.

<Friends> I helped gear 17 fucking alts and all I got was this guild tag!

<Red Dawn> Shit, Heartbrand left again, no wait, he's back....nvm, he just wanted the 14gp he loaned me.

<Fresh> *looks up* Our new recruitment slogan is, "Hey, at least we're not them!"

<The Mystical Entry> Porn sounding name, zero penetration.

<Heresy> This one time, on VZTZ.....

<Force> It's been almost three days and we're not 60 yet, so fuck EQ! Back to WoW guys!




Every guild has at least one dick in it and if you can take a dick you can take a joke.

[RIP The Jacka]

Very strange post by resident beta meatball

[Tameth]

<Azrael> TAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAM

[iiNGloriouS]

<fair fighters> bald

lol

[fred schnarf]

porn sounding name

zero penetration

thats pretty good

[Jeni]

<Azrael> TAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAMTAM

GJ attacking me at the pally GMs in North Freeport you almost had my naked level 56 paladin. I can toss you a levitate if you still need help recovering your druids body.

[Turp]

<Azrael> Fuck the loots we'd rather have WAR.

<Holocaust> BDA - TMO may fight on blue. We take them all , and combine them into one big raiding family.

<Friends> Twink out an grief. If no chance of winning bring mobs. Except Purp, that fucker has fraps and got out two main MM twinks suspended.

[Jarlon]

<Friends> If no chance of winning bring mobs.

I will say salem shouldn't be grouped with the others, he is an honorable fighter through and through. That being said it degrades your name when you left with your close "Friends" and they train mobs when losing. Brainz is particularly bad about it.

[Colgate]

<Azrael> Fuck the loots we'd rather have WAR.

<Holocaust> BDA - TMO may fight on blue. We take them all , and combine them into one big raiding family.

<Friends> Twink out an grief. If no chance of winning bring mobs. Except Purp, that fucker has fraps and got out two main MM twinks suspended.

you actually have a mental handicap

[Cid]

<Pick a Guild> I got laid last night! It took a while but once I managed to crawl up the chicken's ass the rest was just waiting.

[fred schnarf]

need more voters

[HippoNipple]

<Holocaust> We want to be the TMO of red, so that means we are <Nihilum>


You should probably flip that. Doesn't Holocaust get more raid targets than TMO with a fraction of the time invested?

[Ezalor]

You should probably flip that. Doesn't Holocaust get more raid targets than TMO with a fraction of the time invested?

pretty easy to not invest a lot of time on raid targets when there's no variance, your server population is 200, and 50% of active pop is in the zerg guild

it's funny how everyone complained this fact, yourself included, when it was nilly doing it

but now that it's holo, nutswingers gonna swing.

[Tameth]

GJ attacking me at the pally GMs in North Freeport you almost had my naked level 56 paladin. I can toss you a levitate if you still need help recovering your druids body.

LOL, you are the dumbest person in the world!

1) you were sitting there so I dotted you.
2) recovering body? Retard, I hit zone line fully buffed with Lev and all my belongings.
3) from my vantage point you looked to have your gear.
4) were you always a know pathetic liar?

[HippoNipple]

pretty easy to not invest a lot of time on raid targets when there's no variance, your server population is 200, and 50% of active pop is in the zerg guild

it's funny how everyone complained this fact, yourself included, when it was nilly doing it

but now that it's holo, nutswingers gonna swing.

I didn't say anything about it being right or wrong. I just meant TMO would love to kill the amount of targets Holocaust down with their playtime, no need for Holocaust to be jealous or want to be TMO.

That is not bragging.

[fred schnarf]

LOL, you are the dumbest person in the world!

1) you were sitting there so I dotted you.
2) recovering body? Retard, I hit zone line fully buffed with Lev and all my belongings.
3) from my vantage point you looked to have your gear.
4) were you always a know pathetic liar?

how did you turn my nice thread into a faggot butthurt thread with numbered dogshit responses?

[Feanol]

<Nihilum> Banned guild half the server doesn't remember.

<Azrael> FORCE LNS

<Fresh> 'Pras' is SO last year...

<Suave> Does anyone know what happened to <God's Work>?

<Flowers of Happiness> We should really tag that Unrest griefer!

<Holocaust> Colgate says out of character: HOLOCAUST RECROUTING

[Quiet]

<Nihilum> Who chopped down my fucking trees I planted 2 days ago?

<Azrael> We have more boxes than UPS.

<Fresh> most of us were killed by our deleveled leader at some point.

<Suave> We are Azrael's JV squad

<Flowers of Happiness> HT Down, afk 72 min

<Holocaust> Dune coons, Erudites and Fire Giants need not apply.

[Slathar]

<Nihilum> Who chopped down my fucking trees I planted 2 days ago?

<Azrael> We have more boxes than UPS.

<Fresh> most of us were killed by our deleveled leader at some point.

<Suave> We are Azrael's JV squad

<Flowers of Happiness> HT Down, afk 72 min

<Holocaust> Dune coons, Erudites and Fire Giants need not apply.

reported

[Quiet]

reported

Reported for false reporting.

[Cymeon]

<Azrael> We have more boxes than UPS.


<Flowers of Happiness> HT Down, afk 72 min



these 2 made me lol

[Akalakamelee]

<Flowers of Happiness> We should really tag that Unrest griefer!

Yes, I tagged a known unrest ganker. Why? Because he loves to pvp, and that's what we are about, and what this server is supposed to be about. Know any others That want tags?

[Akalakamelee]

<FOH> We truly do want pvp, screw the pixels and lay on.

this guy nails it :) annnnnd a home run!

[Kergan]

I was on my SK at like level 15-20 outside of upper guk zone and 2 FoH approach me (1 oor). The one in range, despite seeing my fungus, ebon mace, cloak of flames, etc comes at me. He lasts about 12 seconds (he was in rags pretty much) and I go to his pal, why'd he attack me I'm like super twinked. His answer: I guess he likes to PVP.

Good answer.

[Tameth]

how did you turn my nice thread into a faggot butthurt thread with numbered dogshit responses?

Wow you are super mad. :eek:

[Akalakamelee]

I was on my SK at like level 15-20 outside of upper guk zone and 2 FoH approach me (1 oor). The one in range, despite seeing my fungus, ebon mace, cloak of flames, etc comes at me. He lasts about 12 seconds (he was in rags pretty much) and I go to his pal, why'd he attack me I'm like super twinked. His answer: I guess he likes to PVP.

Good answer.

Nothing but the best bravest souls in FoH

[Swyft]

I was on my SK at like level 15-20 outside of upper guk zone and 2 FoH approach me (1 oor). The one in range, despite seeing my fungus, ebon mace, cloak of flames, etc comes at me. He lasts about 12 seconds (he was in rags pretty much) and I go to his pal, why'd he attack me I'm like super twinked. His answer: I guess he likes to PVP.

Good answer.

Basically his sack his filled with two testicles

[kildone]

I only played two months on red. I have browsed the forums and especially like the red ones. If I cant play as much at least I can read about it. Very good reads here I must say.

My point is that from everything I have heard in game and on the forums makes FoH sound like the guild to be in if you really love the pvp part of mmo. This thread just provided such a good example it made me want to post.

In Pvp I have fun playing an evil character. I kill all enemies regardless of levell or what quest they may be on. No pity, loot up and move on or I'll kill you again. The same would happen to me, and I would be happy and laugh. Who says ganked is a bad word? Back on rallos zen or thunder lord in wow I would complain to my buddy if I didn't get jumped and slaughtered at least a couple times a day.

On a blue server I can play the good guy and do free rezzes and ports.

And to top it off their name is perfect. Hats off to you guys.

[Akalakamelee]

I only played two months on red. I have browsed the forums and especially like the red ones. If I cant play as much at least I can read about it. Very good reads here I must say.

My point is that from everything I have heard in game and on the forums makes FoH sound like the guild to be in if you really love the pvp part of mmo. This thread just provided such a good example it made me want to post.

In Pvp I have fun playing an evil character. I kill all enemies regardless of levell or what quest they may be on. No pity, loot up and move on or I'll kill you again. The same would happen to me, and I would be happy and laugh. Who says ganked is a bad word? Back on rallos zen or thunder lord in wow I would complain to my buddy if I didn't get jumped and slaughtered at least a couple times a day.

On a blue server I can play the good guy and do free rezzes and ports.

And to top it off their name is perfect. Hats off to you guys.

Flowers Crootin 2015, u can msg miku, tnxu enjoy koolaid

[Veltira]

i laughed

[Kergan]

Basically his sack his filled with two testicles

3 or 4 probably.

[fred schnarf]

<Azrael> We have more boxes than UPS.

YES !

[jturkydurk]

<FoH> first guild on red to gank me outside of cb/unrest/mm and now I wanna join

was kinda romantic