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Nirgon
02-17-2015, 02:37 PM
http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimages/OTF398552S.jpg

What do the rest of you wizards like to nuke?

Steel Warrior
02-17-2015, 02:40 PM
I think most things made in the microwave are disgusting. However, these are pretty good.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g5uLfEVSCgk/TfY-pgVAllI/AAAAAAAAAR0/EXhwZeIXhlc/s1600/chickentamales.JPG

Pikrib
02-17-2015, 02:44 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AspKhsVq8YU/T2_XZVAC1dI/AAAAAAAAAWA/RGHI_MZe1sU/s1600/MC+Creamy+Parm+Chkn+Pot+Pie+pk.jpg

abbud
02-17-2015, 02:45 PM
http://www.findus.se//images/products/7310500040141_500px.jpg

you guys never tried it, but its baller.

Johnny49
02-17-2015, 02:47 PM
hot pockets

pizza rolls

Rekrul
02-17-2015, 02:50 PM
I use a stoneware bowl with a lid and use it in the microwave to steam all sorts of shit. Veggies, rice, clams, mussels, chicken, fish. I even make omelettes in there, it may sound revolting to put eggs in a microwave, but it just steams them.

stop buying gross bullshit and use your microwave as a steamer for your fast meals.

Portasaurus
02-17-2015, 02:57 PM
Bonus points for making this at work! Such fragrance!

http://www.amys.com/images/uploads/products/large/000058.jpg

Sage Truthbearer
02-17-2015, 03:01 PM
These things are pretty good and only like 250 calories.

https://butiwanttoeatcake.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/grilled-chicken-marinara-with-parmesan-2316.jpg

Steel Warrior
02-17-2015, 03:02 PM
I use a stoneware bowl with a lid and use it in the microwave to steam all sorts of shit. Veggies, rice, clams, mussels, chicken, fish. I even make omelettes in there, it may sound revolting to put eggs in a microwave, but it just steams them.

stop buying gross bullshit and use your microwave as a steamer for your fast meals.

Omelet on the stovetop takes less than five minutes. I roast a lot of dinners in the winter. Tonight I'm going to roast a chicken quarter and rosemary potatoes.

Nirgon
02-17-2015, 03:02 PM
stop buying gross bullshit

no but I appreciate the concern

Steel Warrior
02-17-2015, 03:03 PM
Dubious of that Amy's dinner, but hungry for Indian food now.

Tassador
02-17-2015, 03:04 PM
I use a stoneware bowl with a lid and use it in the microwave to steam all sorts of shit. Veggies, rice, clams, mussels, chicken, fish. I even make omelettes in there, it may sound revolting to put eggs in a microwave, but it just steams them.

stop buying gross bullshit and use your microwave as a steamer for your fast meals.

I thought that microwaves killed the nutrients in food? I do use it to reheat food with a set paper towel.

Portasaurus
02-17-2015, 03:11 PM
http://s21.postimg.org/68i80uod3/Pepperoni_Pizza_Hot_Pockets.jpg

Johnny49
02-17-2015, 03:12 PM
http://s21.postimg.org/68i80uod3/Pepperoni_Pizza_Hot_Pockets.jpg

Baugi
02-17-2015, 03:13 PM
Dubious of that Amy's dinner, but hungry for Indian food now.

It's super mild and vegetarian, but otherwise good.

Gotze
02-17-2015, 03:15 PM
Stouffers Mac and cheese pretty fucking good

Samsung
02-17-2015, 03:16 PM
https://www.leancuisine.com/images/site/products/box/47.gif

When I crave pasta I go to this bad boy.

fred schnarf
02-17-2015, 03:21 PM
only white trash and ******s eat meals out of microwave

sorry

heals4reals
02-17-2015, 03:23 PM
http://mitchieville.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pork-faggots.jpg

Formshifter
02-17-2015, 03:49 PM
i dont own a microwave, i cook food.

pic related: its me -jarule -cooking food
https://itstinksinhere.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/jarule6.jpg

Portasaurus
02-17-2015, 04:04 PM
dude there is a microwave in the back of that picture.

psh
i'll bet you're not even jarule

http://i.imgur.com/neLtYi8.jpg

Nirgon
02-17-2015, 04:13 PM
That's fine forumquesting Portasauras

Formshifter
02-17-2015, 04:15 PM
dude there is a microwave in the back of that picture.

psh
i'll bet you're not even jarule



that isnt a microwave, pleb, its a kitchen safe. thats where us rich folks keep what we call "money".


and i am jarule. racist.

heres one of my albums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PihRcybS7pg

Formshifter
02-17-2015, 04:16 PM
notice the keypad where i input my password OG187

drelk001
02-17-2015, 04:18 PM
http://thriftyshopaholic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Screen-Shot-2012-08-18-at-10.59.47-AM.png
by far!

Formshifter
02-17-2015, 04:20 PM
i got food poisoning from a recalled batch of those before i knew about the recall.

shit was not fun

laowllol
02-17-2015, 04:56 PM
dude there is a microwave in the back of that picture.

psh
i'll bet you're not even jarule

http://i.imgur.com/neLtYi8.jpg

That's not even jarule, its p-diddy....

http://www.blogcdn.com/wow.joystiq.com/media/2009/03/hungry-man-deeprunkabob425.jpg

Kergan
02-17-2015, 05:08 PM
That's not even jarule, its p-diddy....

http://www.blogcdn.com/wow.joystiq.com/media/2009/03/hungry-man-deeprunkabob425.jpg

http://media.giphy.com/media/sO5eDV8ZBXERO/giphy.gif

Rekrul
02-17-2015, 05:14 PM
I thought that microwaves killed the nutrients in food? I do use it to reheat food with a set paper towel.

http://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/microwave-cooking-and-nutrition

The cooking method that best retains nutrients is one that cooks quickly, heats food for the shortest amount of time, and uses as little liquid as possible. Microwaving meets those criteria. Using the microwave with a small amount of water essentially steams food from the inside out. That keeps more vitamins and minerals than almost any other cooking method.

Not a scientific journal, its the way i understand it to be tho.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7047080

It is concluded that there are only slight differences between microwave and conventional cooking on vitamin retention in foods. In conclusion, no significant nutritional differences exist between foods prepared by conventional and microwave methods. Any differences reported in the literature are minimal.

This is, but i didn't read the whole article.

Take it however you want

heals4reals
02-17-2015, 05:17 PM
it's true, thats why many produce package companies are offering washed and ready to eat microwaveable bags

Nirgon
02-17-2015, 05:36 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/93/d9/2c/93d92c33e4400234992c523732061c5b.jpg

LulzSect
02-17-2015, 05:51 PM
only thing i put in the microwave is milk for my coffee on 30 seconds

Nirgon
02-17-2015, 05:57 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a5/a5663164bd1968d2e528cab056aba81b5fc5336465e82c11af d92b5c69f7a278.jpg

Jimmybones
02-17-2015, 05:59 PM
http://www.thefitnessexplorer.com/storage/sweet_potato.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=130634 8594519

Nirgon
02-17-2015, 06:01 PM
http://global3.memecdn.com/scumbag-microwave_o_2693401.jpg

Portasaurus
02-17-2015, 06:04 PM
nirgon dropping nuclear truth bombs all over this thread!

get it nuclear

Nirgon
02-17-2015, 06:13 PM
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/282784/282784,1266690159,1/stock-photo-dirty-microwave-with-burnt-paint-on-the-walls-47081401.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tvNAEPwI2fI/U6nWDxFiH8I/AAAAAAAALwU/f0x8wCu04I4/s1600/Filthy+microwave+thatssopinteresting.blogspot.com+-+this-is-why-i-love-vinegar.JPG

Deluxeee
02-17-2015, 06:23 PM
I only eat local, organic and sustainable foods. My 8 pac is the driving force behind this.

heals4reals
02-17-2015, 06:26 PM
http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/funny-pictures-raptor-dinosaur-lisp.jpg

Cappa
02-17-2015, 09:36 PM
http://lifehacker.com/make-a-surprisingly-moist-sponge-cake-in-the-microwave-1028723713

Works, for real.

Casey VII
02-17-2015, 10:29 PM
we can eat totinos but you have to be very quiet


I LOVE TOTINOS

maerilith
02-17-2015, 10:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Pa9fnv3.jpg

casey

ur a firegiant

bring back neriak cess pool

u fgt

Formshifter
02-18-2015, 10:59 AM
I only eat local, organic and sustainable foods. My 8 pac is the driving force behind this.

hey, i did an album with 8pac before sugar knight killed him. beat him to death with vanilla icy

Humerox
02-18-2015, 11:04 AM
http://i5.walmartimages.com/dfw/dce07b8c-525d/k2-_e2ea3ff2-a4f7-4843-8aaf-1cce474425b3.v1.jpg

LulzSect
02-18-2015, 11:27 AM
no more home cooked dinners for naez

wb

quido
02-18-2015, 11:30 AM
http://www.manreviewsfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mcdonalds-double-filet-o-fish-4.jpg

derpcake
02-18-2015, 11:33 AM
http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/08/3/9/3/94215203909457869.png

Nirgon
02-18-2015, 12:23 PM
I think its true that McDonald's microwaves a ton of their stuff to order?

I know I've stolen a glance behind the counter and seen them nuke their "bacon" and shit. Maybe I'm mistaken.

Cymeon
02-18-2015, 12:40 PM
yo i dont know what u all are on with ur shitty nuked food....


but these are whats up. a little squirt of ketchup and GTG

http://i5.walmartimages.com/dfw/dce07b8c-665f/k2-_0264416d-0897-49f0-811b-0e94f81d24f2.v1.jpg

Nirgon
02-18-2015, 12:42 PM
I love those with a dash of Cholula hot sauce

Portasaurus
02-18-2015, 02:18 PM
http://www.manreviewsfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mcdonalds-double-filet-o-fish-4.jpg

wait a minute... is that a real menu item? or do you order 2 of them and then perform this sandwich wizardry when you get home?

Nirgon
02-18-2015, 02:35 PM
What is the deal with the circular bacon things McDondalds has

Why does it microwave so well?

I think microwaving bacon is a viable tactic, never attempted it

RIP The Jacka
02-18-2015, 02:37 PM
http://www.manreviewsfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mcdonalds-double-filet-o-fish-4.jpg

man dat looks good

Lazortag
02-18-2015, 02:54 PM
The only correct answer:

http://www.iloveicecream.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rolo.jpg

quido
02-18-2015, 02:58 PM
wait a minute... is that a real menu item? or do you order 2 of them and then perform this sandwich wizardry when you get home?

Double Filet o' Fish Double Cheese - Accept no substitutions

I eat two twice daily

Gitem
02-18-2015, 05:09 PM
What is the deal with the circular bacon things McDondalds has

Why does it microwave so well?

I think microwaving bacon is a viable tactic, never attempted it

http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-bacon-in-the-microwave-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-200719

Formshifter
02-18-2015, 05:47 PM
Double Filet o' Fish Double Cheese - Accept no substitutions

I eat two twice daily

thats where your absolutely stunning physique comes from.


do you fgts realize how much protein is in 8 processed fish product patties? and the carbs of 4 buns? this man knows how to hit his macros

Glenzig
02-18-2015, 05:48 PM
we can eat totinos but you have to be very quiet


I LOVE TOTINOS

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro

Nirgon
02-18-2015, 06:57 PM
http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-bacon-in-the-microwave-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-200719


I also noticed that the bacon aroma was much less strong and didn't seem to linger quite as long in the kitchen.


Deal breaker for me

FoxxHound
02-18-2015, 07:07 PM
http://www.greengiant.com/-/media/Green_Giant_Product_Images/20000-197579.jpg?mh=320&mw=500

Any of the Green Giant steamables really.

Biaxil
02-18-2015, 08:50 PM
Kashi dinners.

Jimmybones
02-18-2015, 09:57 PM
pop a sweet potato in the microwave for 6-7 minutes with some cinnamon and throw a steak in the pan and you have a meal in less then ten minutes - way better then any of that frozen garbage.

Nirgon
02-18-2015, 10:04 PM
gonna try all this shit I think

Dis_Still_Mornin
02-18-2015, 10:11 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AspKhsVq8YU/T2_XZVAC1dI/AAAAAAAAAWA/RGHI_MZe1sU/s1600/MC+Creamy+Parm+Chkn+Pot+Pie+pk.jpg

The beef stew one is the best

Pikrib
02-19-2015, 09:55 AM
The beef stew one is the best

They are all pretty fantastic imo. This kind was the first image I clicked on. I don't think ive even tried it. My wife has only purchased 1 4 pack in the last year, so I don't get em too often.

My wife also sometimes buys the totino's pizza rolls for my daughter. I won't eat em, they R fucking disgusting.

fred schnarf
02-19-2015, 02:33 PM
They are all pretty fantastic imo. This kind was the first image I clicked on. I don't think ive even tried it. My wife has only purchased 1 4 pack in the last year, so I don't get em too often.

My wife also sometimes buys the totino's pizza rolls for my daughter. I won't eat em, they R fucking disgusting.

say my wife more you nutless faggot

do you even have any balls left? or just a sack with 2 raisins

Pikrib
02-19-2015, 02:43 PM
say my wife more you nutless faggot

do you even have any balls left? or just a sack with 2 raisins

Not sure, my wife keeps my balls in her purse next to my man card.













http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Hey_Its_Suge/sickchair.gif

Portasaurus
02-19-2015, 02:44 PM
Geeze, Fred.

What a particularly fast moving set of automated mechanical stairs that was!

RIP The Jacka
02-19-2015, 03:21 PM
that gif actually makes me sick to my stomache

Nirgon
02-19-2015, 03:38 PM
Can we keep discussion of faggots out of my microwave thread thx

Formshifter
02-19-2015, 04:17 PM
That's not even jarule, its p-diddy....



http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/star-trek-joke-gif.gif

Baugi
02-19-2015, 07:09 PM
5932

Glenzig
02-19-2015, 07:42 PM
5932

That looks super tasty. Wonder how much sodium they managed to force into it though?

fred schnarf
02-20-2015, 01:23 PM
what the fuck is up with that gif!!!

also retti your sig is so wide its messing up my page !

Purp
02-20-2015, 01:28 PM
stouffers lasagna bro takes 40 minutes but is gewd

Purp
02-20-2015, 01:29 PM
stouffers lasagna bro takes 40 minutes but is gewd

o wait u said microwave i nuke mine in the oven

Nirgon
02-20-2015, 01:33 PM
You can microwave most shit that says oven only

I got some brand of pot stickers I do that with

Tastes exactly the fucking same

And as proven in thread keeps all the sweet nutrients baked in to keep me strong for questing

Purp
02-20-2015, 01:35 PM
anyone know the name of those little rectangles that are inside out pizzas? they go in a lil sleeve n u nuke that shit for 2 min 15 seconds

fred schnarf
02-20-2015, 02:54 PM
tite

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
02-20-2015, 03:40 PM
You can microwave most shit that says oven only

I got some brand of pot stickers I do that with

Tastes exactly the fucking same

And as proven in thread keeps all the sweet nutrients baked in to keep me strong for questing

Yeah but everything in the microwave gets soggy so it's really only good for things that start out that way.

Pizza pops/pockets are unreal when done on a BBQ/oven

Nirgon
02-20-2015, 03:43 PM
I've never played with all the functions on the microwave I'm sure some combination of thaw/low heat for a prolonged period could surely be oven-esque

Big_Japan
02-20-2015, 07:48 PM
microwaved scrambled eggs are pretty good.

RIP The Jacka
02-20-2015, 07:56 PM
Pizza pops

Steel Warrior
02-20-2015, 09:35 PM
Made pasta carbonara and a salad for dinner. Five minutes of prep and ten minutes of cooking.

Rekrul
02-20-2015, 09:44 PM
Made pasta carbonara and a salad for dinner. Five minutes of prep and ten minutes of cooking.

so 15min vs 3 min afk microwave meal? youre failing this thread

Nirgon
02-20-2015, 11:45 PM
so 15min vs 3 min afk microwave meal? youre failing this thread

show us how its done

Kimmie
02-21-2015, 12:07 AM
Don't forget dessert ;)
http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/images/miniwarmdelights.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1W1ml-3E1ZM/UZbL_iUeMRI/AAAAAAAABCM/b29QEXremlU/s1600/2466457501_eca5b9ed70.jpg