View Full Version : Best microwavable meals
Nirgon
02-17-2015, 02:37 PM
http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimages/OTF398552S.jpg
What do the rest of you wizards like to nuke?
Steel Warrior
02-17-2015, 02:40 PM
I think most things made in the microwave are disgusting. However, these are pretty good.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g5uLfEVSCgk/TfY-pgVAllI/AAAAAAAAAR0/EXhwZeIXhlc/s1600/chickentamales.JPG
Pikrib
02-17-2015, 02:44 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AspKhsVq8YU/T2_XZVAC1dI/AAAAAAAAAWA/RGHI_MZe1sU/s1600/MC+Creamy+Parm+Chkn+Pot+Pie+pk.jpg
abbud
02-17-2015, 02:45 PM
http://www.findus.se//images/products/7310500040141_500px.jpg
you guys never tried it, but its baller.
Johnny49
02-17-2015, 02:47 PM
hot pockets
pizza rolls
Rekrul
02-17-2015, 02:50 PM
I use a stoneware bowl with a lid and use it in the microwave to steam all sorts of shit. Veggies, rice, clams, mussels, chicken, fish. I even make omelettes in there, it may sound revolting to put eggs in a microwave, but it just steams them.
stop buying gross bullshit and use your microwave as a steamer for your fast meals.
Portasaurus
02-17-2015, 02:57 PM
Bonus points for making this at work! Such fragrance!
http://www.amys.com/images/uploads/products/large/000058.jpg
Sage Truthbearer
02-17-2015, 03:01 PM
These things are pretty good and only like 250 calories.
https://butiwanttoeatcake.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/grilled-chicken-marinara-with-parmesan-2316.jpg
Steel Warrior
02-17-2015, 03:02 PM
I use a stoneware bowl with a lid and use it in the microwave to steam all sorts of shit. Veggies, rice, clams, mussels, chicken, fish. I even make omelettes in there, it may sound revolting to put eggs in a microwave, but it just steams them.
stop buying gross bullshit and use your microwave as a steamer for your fast meals.
Omelet on the stovetop takes less than five minutes. I roast a lot of dinners in the winter. Tonight I'm going to roast a chicken quarter and rosemary potatoes.
Nirgon
02-17-2015, 03:02 PM
stop buying gross bullshit
no but I appreciate the concern
Steel Warrior
02-17-2015, 03:03 PM
Dubious of that Amy's dinner, but hungry for Indian food now.
Tassador
02-17-2015, 03:04 PM
I use a stoneware bowl with a lid and use it in the microwave to steam all sorts of shit. Veggies, rice, clams, mussels, chicken, fish. I even make omelettes in there, it may sound revolting to put eggs in a microwave, but it just steams them.
stop buying gross bullshit and use your microwave as a steamer for your fast meals.
I thought that microwaves killed the nutrients in food? I do use it to reheat food with a set paper towel.
Portasaurus
02-17-2015, 03:11 PM
http://s21.postimg.org/68i80uod3/Pepperoni_Pizza_Hot_Pockets.jpg
Johnny49
02-17-2015, 03:12 PM
http://s21.postimg.org/68i80uod3/Pepperoni_Pizza_Hot_Pockets.jpg
Baugi
02-17-2015, 03:13 PM
Dubious of that Amy's dinner, but hungry for Indian food now.
It's super mild and vegetarian, but otherwise good.
Gotze
02-17-2015, 03:15 PM
Stouffers Mac and cheese pretty fucking good
Samsung
02-17-2015, 03:16 PM
https://www.leancuisine.com/images/site/products/box/47.gif
When I crave pasta I go to this bad boy.
fred schnarf
02-17-2015, 03:21 PM
only white trash and ******s eat meals out of microwave
sorry
heals4reals
02-17-2015, 03:23 PM
http://mitchieville.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pork-faggots.jpg
Formshifter
02-17-2015, 03:49 PM
i dont own a microwave, i cook food.
pic related: its me -jarule -cooking food
https://itstinksinhere.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/jarule6.jpg
Portasaurus
02-17-2015, 04:04 PM
dude there is a microwave in the back of that picture.
psh
i'll bet you're not even jarule
http://i.imgur.com/neLtYi8.jpg
Nirgon
02-17-2015, 04:13 PM
That's fine forumquesting Portasauras
Formshifter
02-17-2015, 04:15 PM
dude there is a microwave in the back of that picture.
psh
i'll bet you're not even jarule
that isnt a microwave, pleb, its a kitchen safe. thats where us rich folks keep what we call "money".
and i am jarule. racist.
heres one of my albums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PihRcybS7pg
Formshifter
02-17-2015, 04:16 PM
notice the keypad where i input my password OG187
drelk001
02-17-2015, 04:18 PM
http://thriftyshopaholic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Screen-Shot-2012-08-18-at-10.59.47-AM.png
by far!
Formshifter
02-17-2015, 04:20 PM
i got food poisoning from a recalled batch of those before i knew about the recall.
shit was not fun
laowllol
02-17-2015, 04:56 PM
dude there is a microwave in the back of that picture.
psh
i'll bet you're not even jarule
http://i.imgur.com/neLtYi8.jpg
That's not even jarule, its p-diddy....
http://www.blogcdn.com/wow.joystiq.com/media/2009/03/hungry-man-deeprunkabob425.jpg
Kergan
02-17-2015, 05:08 PM
That's not even jarule, its p-diddy....
http://www.blogcdn.com/wow.joystiq.com/media/2009/03/hungry-man-deeprunkabob425.jpg
http://media.giphy.com/media/sO5eDV8ZBXERO/giphy.gif
Rekrul
02-17-2015, 05:14 PM
I thought that microwaves killed the nutrients in food? I do use it to reheat food with a set paper towel.
http://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/microwave-cooking-and-nutrition
The cooking method that best retains nutrients is one that cooks quickly, heats food for the shortest amount of time, and uses as little liquid as possible. Microwaving meets those criteria. Using the microwave with a small amount of water essentially steams food from the inside out. That keeps more vitamins and minerals than almost any other cooking method.
Not a scientific journal, its the way i understand it to be tho.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7047080
It is concluded that there are only slight differences between microwave and conventional cooking on vitamin retention in foods. In conclusion, no significant nutritional differences exist between foods prepared by conventional and microwave methods. Any differences reported in the literature are minimal.
This is, but i didn't read the whole article.
Take it however you want
heals4reals
02-17-2015, 05:17 PM
it's true, thats why many produce package companies are offering washed and ready to eat microwaveable bags
Nirgon
02-17-2015, 05:36 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/93/d9/2c/93d92c33e4400234992c523732061c5b.jpg
LulzSect
02-17-2015, 05:51 PM
only thing i put in the microwave is milk for my coffee on 30 seconds
Nirgon
02-17-2015, 05:57 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a5/a5663164bd1968d2e528cab056aba81b5fc5336465e82c11af d92b5c69f7a278.jpg
Jimmybones
02-17-2015, 05:59 PM
http://www.thefitnessexplorer.com/storage/sweet_potato.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=130634 8594519
Nirgon
02-17-2015, 06:01 PM
http://global3.memecdn.com/scumbag-microwave_o_2693401.jpg
Portasaurus
02-17-2015, 06:04 PM
nirgon dropping nuclear truth bombs all over this thread!
get it nuclear
Nirgon
02-17-2015, 06:13 PM
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/282784/282784,1266690159,1/stock-photo-dirty-microwave-with-burnt-paint-on-the-walls-47081401.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tvNAEPwI2fI/U6nWDxFiH8I/AAAAAAAALwU/f0x8wCu04I4/s1600/Filthy+microwave+thatssopinteresting.blogspot.com+-+this-is-why-i-love-vinegar.JPG
Deluxeee
02-17-2015, 06:23 PM
I only eat local, organic and sustainable foods. My 8 pac is the driving force behind this.
heals4reals
02-17-2015, 06:26 PM
http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/funny-pictures-raptor-dinosaur-lisp.jpg
Cappa
02-17-2015, 09:36 PM
http://lifehacker.com/make-a-surprisingly-moist-sponge-cake-in-the-microwave-1028723713
Works, for real.
Casey VII
02-17-2015, 10:29 PM
we can eat totinos but you have to be very quiet
I LOVE TOTINOS
maerilith
02-17-2015, 10:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Pa9fnv3.jpg
casey
ur a firegiant
bring back neriak cess pool
u fgt
Formshifter
02-18-2015, 10:59 AM
I only eat local, organic and sustainable foods. My 8 pac is the driving force behind this.
hey, i did an album with 8pac before sugar knight killed him. beat him to death with vanilla icy
Humerox
02-18-2015, 11:04 AM
http://i5.walmartimages.com/dfw/dce07b8c-525d/k2-_e2ea3ff2-a4f7-4843-8aaf-1cce474425b3.v1.jpg
LulzSect
02-18-2015, 11:27 AM
no more home cooked dinners for naez
wb
quido
02-18-2015, 11:30 AM
http://www.manreviewsfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mcdonalds-double-filet-o-fish-4.jpg
derpcake
02-18-2015, 11:33 AM
http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/08/3/9/3/94215203909457869.png
Nirgon
02-18-2015, 12:23 PM
I think its true that McDonald's microwaves a ton of their stuff to order?
I know I've stolen a glance behind the counter and seen them nuke their "bacon" and shit. Maybe I'm mistaken.
Cymeon
02-18-2015, 12:40 PM
yo i dont know what u all are on with ur shitty nuked food....
but these are whats up. a little squirt of ketchup and GTG
http://i5.walmartimages.com/dfw/dce07b8c-665f/k2-_0264416d-0897-49f0-811b-0e94f81d24f2.v1.jpg
Nirgon
02-18-2015, 12:42 PM
I love those with a dash of Cholula hot sauce
Portasaurus
02-18-2015, 02:18 PM
http://www.manreviewsfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mcdonalds-double-filet-o-fish-4.jpg
wait a minute... is that a real menu item? or do you order 2 of them and then perform this sandwich wizardry when you get home?
Nirgon
02-18-2015, 02:35 PM
What is the deal with the circular bacon things McDondalds has
Why does it microwave so well?
I think microwaving bacon is a viable tactic, never attempted it
RIP The Jacka
02-18-2015, 02:37 PM
http://www.manreviewsfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mcdonalds-double-filet-o-fish-4.jpg
man dat looks good
Lazortag
02-18-2015, 02:54 PM
The only correct answer:
http://www.iloveicecream.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rolo.jpg
quido
02-18-2015, 02:58 PM
wait a minute... is that a real menu item? or do you order 2 of them and then perform this sandwich wizardry when you get home?
Double Filet o' Fish Double Cheese - Accept no substitutions
I eat two twice daily
Gitem
02-18-2015, 05:09 PM
What is the deal with the circular bacon things McDondalds has
Why does it microwave so well?
I think microwaving bacon is a viable tactic, never attempted it
http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-bacon-in-the-microwave-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-200719
Formshifter
02-18-2015, 05:47 PM
Double Filet o' Fish Double Cheese - Accept no substitutions
I eat two twice daily
thats where your absolutely stunning physique comes from.
do you fgts realize how much protein is in 8 processed fish product patties? and the carbs of 4 buns? this man knows how to hit his macros
Glenzig
02-18-2015, 05:48 PM
we can eat totinos but you have to be very quiet
I LOVE TOTINOS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro
Nirgon
02-18-2015, 06:57 PM
http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-bacon-in-the-microwave-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-200719
I also noticed that the bacon aroma was much less strong and didn't seem to linger quite as long in the kitchen.
Deal breaker for me
FoxxHound
02-18-2015, 07:07 PM
http://www.greengiant.com/-/media/Green_Giant_Product_Images/20000-197579.jpg?mh=320&mw=500
Any of the Green Giant steamables really.
Biaxil
02-18-2015, 08:50 PM
Kashi dinners.
Jimmybones
02-18-2015, 09:57 PM
pop a sweet potato in the microwave for 6-7 minutes with some cinnamon and throw a steak in the pan and you have a meal in less then ten minutes - way better then any of that frozen garbage.
Nirgon
02-18-2015, 10:04 PM
gonna try all this shit I think
Dis_Still_Mornin
02-18-2015, 10:11 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AspKhsVq8YU/T2_XZVAC1dI/AAAAAAAAAWA/RGHI_MZe1sU/s1600/MC+Creamy+Parm+Chkn+Pot+Pie+pk.jpg
The beef stew one is the best
Pikrib
02-19-2015, 09:55 AM
The beef stew one is the best
They are all pretty fantastic imo. This kind was the first image I clicked on. I don't think ive even tried it. My wife has only purchased 1 4 pack in the last year, so I don't get em too often.
My wife also sometimes buys the totino's pizza rolls for my daughter. I won't eat em, they R fucking disgusting.
fred schnarf
02-19-2015, 02:33 PM
They are all pretty fantastic imo. This kind was the first image I clicked on. I don't think ive even tried it. My wife has only purchased 1 4 pack in the last year, so I don't get em too often.
My wife also sometimes buys the totino's pizza rolls for my daughter. I won't eat em, they R fucking disgusting.
say my wife more you nutless faggot
do you even have any balls left? or just a sack with 2 raisins
Pikrib
02-19-2015, 02:43 PM
say my wife more you nutless faggot
do you even have any balls left? or just a sack with 2 raisins
Not sure, my wife keeps my balls in her purse next to my man card.
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Hey_Its_Suge/sickchair.gif
Portasaurus
02-19-2015, 02:44 PM
Geeze, Fred.
What a particularly fast moving set of automated mechanical stairs that was!
RIP The Jacka
02-19-2015, 03:21 PM
that gif actually makes me sick to my stomache
Nirgon
02-19-2015, 03:38 PM
Can we keep discussion of faggots out of my microwave thread thx
Formshifter
02-19-2015, 04:17 PM
That's not even jarule, its p-diddy....
http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/star-trek-joke-gif.gif
Baugi
02-19-2015, 07:09 PM
5932
Glenzig
02-19-2015, 07:42 PM
5932
That looks super tasty. Wonder how much sodium they managed to force into it though?
fred schnarf
02-20-2015, 01:23 PM
what the fuck is up with that gif!!!
also retti your sig is so wide its messing up my page !
stouffers lasagna bro takes 40 minutes but is gewd
stouffers lasagna bro takes 40 minutes but is gewd
o wait u said microwave i nuke mine in the oven
Nirgon
02-20-2015, 01:33 PM
You can microwave most shit that says oven only
I got some brand of pot stickers I do that with
Tastes exactly the fucking same
And as proven in thread keeps all the sweet nutrients baked in to keep me strong for questing
anyone know the name of those little rectangles that are inside out pizzas? they go in a lil sleeve n u nuke that shit for 2 min 15 seconds
fred schnarf
02-20-2015, 02:54 PM
tite
Yumyums Inmahtumtums
02-20-2015, 03:40 PM
You can microwave most shit that says oven only
I got some brand of pot stickers I do that with
Tastes exactly the fucking same
And as proven in thread keeps all the sweet nutrients baked in to keep me strong for questing
Yeah but everything in the microwave gets soggy so it's really only good for things that start out that way.
Pizza pops/pockets are unreal when done on a BBQ/oven
Nirgon
02-20-2015, 03:43 PM
I've never played with all the functions on the microwave I'm sure some combination of thaw/low heat for a prolonged period could surely be oven-esque
Big_Japan
02-20-2015, 07:48 PM
microwaved scrambled eggs are pretty good.
RIP The Jacka
02-20-2015, 07:56 PM
Pizza pops
Steel Warrior
02-20-2015, 09:35 PM
Made pasta carbonara and a salad for dinner. Five minutes of prep and ten minutes of cooking.
Rekrul
02-20-2015, 09:44 PM
Made pasta carbonara and a salad for dinner. Five minutes of prep and ten minutes of cooking.
so 15min vs 3 min afk microwave meal? youre failing this thread
Nirgon
02-20-2015, 11:45 PM
so 15min vs 3 min afk microwave meal? youre failing this thread
show us how its done
Kimmie
02-21-2015, 12:07 AM
Don't forget dessert ;)
http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/images/miniwarmdelights.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1W1ml-3E1ZM/UZbL_iUeMRI/AAAAAAAABCM/b29QEXremlU/s1600/2466457501_eca5b9ed70.jpg
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