Too much Blue blood in my veins

[dscar23]

Fellow Reds,

I had a situation yesterday. A Shaman asked me for an invis to run out of HHK. Knowing he was stuck, I did what any Red would do: I attempted to kill him.

Here's where my Blue blood took control of my better senses. I contemplated the killing way too long, then when I finally engaged he didn't even fight back. To make matters worse, he sat down and accepted his death. My Blue blood couldn't cope with the cold hearted killing, so I backed off.

I ended up invising him and helped him out of the zone



Red players, I ask you: How do I become a griefing red scum?

[quido]

Start by eating a pair of Double Filet 'o Fishes twice daily.

[RIP The Jacka]

u should have killed him then /tell you are free to LNS sir

[Inorcist]

well, just killing someone once doesn't make you griefing scum.
if you wanted to kill someone and still be nice, you could always kill him and then help him get out afterwards.

however, to answer your question:
it's impossible to "become" griefing scum. you either are scum or you're not.

[dscar23]

Start by eating a pair of Double Filet 'o Fishes twice daily.

This could be a key component. I hate MacDaniels. I'm going to start eating it daily, will post results.

[dscar23]

well, just killing someone once doesn't make you griefing scum.
if you wanted to kill someone and still be nice, you could always kill him and then help him get out afterwards.

however, to answer your question:
it's impossible to "become" griefing scum. you either are scum or you're not.


The worst part is he told me after he left I was "Blue as fuck" :(

[Absenthe]

The worst part is he told me after he left I was "Blue as fuck" :(

he means because you havent had your soul removed rectally yet. give it time.

[Bodybagger]

The worst part is he told me after he left I was "Blue as fuck" :(

I've only ever been called blue on the forum for stupid shit like suggesting LNS policy get improved to an effective in game mechanic not just an obscure ruleset so people stfu and pvp, even though I myelf do not call LnS.

I cannot imagine being called blue in game... that's brutal. Have you considered going back to blue?

[Kafter]

Wooooooooooo. I feel the blue draining.

[dscar23]

I cannot imagine being called blue in game... that's brutal. Have you considered going back to blue?


Yeah man it cut deep. I may just have to go back if I keep being a friendly Blue fuck. That's why I came seeking advice where only the Reddest of the Red lurk: R99 forums.

[Tassador]

The worst part is he told me after he left I was "Blue as fuck" :(

Lol that was the definition of blue as fuck.

[vouss]

I start by putting the person on /ignore to help me dissociate myself from the idea that this PC is actually a person sitting behind a computer. Then I like to reflect on how awful my life is and how much of a man I wish I could be, how envious and jealous I am of all my internet peers. At this point I'm usually welling up and my eyes are full of salty tears while my hands are trembling, I like to help relieve this by slamming my thick leg like arms against the walls in pitiful attempts at breaking the paper thin dry wall which does nothing to stop the sounds of my mom and her latest plenty-of-fish boyfriend embracing eachother in an experience I myself will never be able to have. At this point the sounds of my mom being ploughed are unbarable and I can only drown out the jealousy with the sound of Hatsune Miku mixed with the looting of another players coin. I make my move, satisfaction is gaurantee because I never fight people who don't con 4 levels under with a massive gear disadvantage, or the ability to abuse some faction I spent weeks working on. I cum.

[Bodybagger]

Yeah man it cut deep. I may just have to go back if I keep being a friendly Blue fuck. That's why I came seeking advice where only the Reddest of the Red lurk: R99 forums.

I'm getting word this may have been a young <Flowers of Happiness> recruit of mine... fuckin dying of laughter right now... I thought maybe you were just joking and trolling until he PM'd me and made me LOL knowing who it was



Since this really happened, this is probably the best thread on red99 in over a month. 5 stars. Happiness for days!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/keadaas/flowersmain.gif (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/keadaas/media/flowersmain.gif.html)

[Formshifter]

he didn't even fight back. To make matters worse, he sat down and accepted his death.

that isnt blue blood, thats honor breh. ive had people pull this shit too. stand up and fight, u pussies


still.. dat honor doe
http://www.screens.com/thumbs/896x896/mm5/imagesource/CAN-ART-CST-14--.jpg

[Cars]

Lol Vouss, so ridiculous

[Rararboker]

I start by putting the person on /ignore to help me dissociate myself from the idea that this PC is actually a person sitting behind a computer. Then I like to reflect on how awful my life is and how much of a man I wish I could be, how envious and jealous I am of all my internet peers. At this point I'm usually welling up and my eyes are full of salty tears while my hands are trembling, I like to help relieve this by slamming my thick leg like arms against the walls in pitiful attempts at breaking the paper thin dry wall which does nothing to stop the sounds of my mom and her latest plenty-of-fish boyfriend embracing eachother in an experience I myself will never be able to have. At this point the sounds of my mom being ploughed are unbarable and I can only drown out the jealousy with the sound of Hatsune Miku mixed with the looting of another players coin. I make my move, satisfaction is gaurantee because I never fight people who don't con 4 levels under with a massive gear disadvantage, or the ability to abuse some faction I spent weeks working on. I cum.


Made me laugh. Goog job.

[dscar23]

I'm getting word this may have been a young <Flowers of Happiness> recruit of mine... fuckin dying of laughter right now... I thought maybe you were just joking and trolling until he PM'd me and made me LOL knowing who it was



Since this really happened, this is probably the best thread on red99 in over a month. 5 stars. Happiness for days!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/keadaas/flowersmain.gif (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/keadaas/media/flowersmain.gif.html)


No unfortunately this is not a troll. I am really that Blue. :( This isn't one of your recruits though (maybe the shaman was?). I'm not affiliated with any guild at the moment. I was thinking about apping for Holocaust, I heard they're the pvp guild on R99.

[dscar23]

I start by putting the person on /ignore to help me dissociate myself from the idea that this PC is actually a person sitting behind a computer.


Finally, some solid advice.

[Bodybagger]

that isnt blue blood, thats honor breh. ive had people pull this shit too. stand up and fight, u pussies


still.. dat honor doe


lol honor is taking the YT, not plugging, pulling hp, taking xp death, or elsewise avoiding PVP. OP is so blue that a young <FoH> shaman he could've easily PK'd made him question weather he even belongs on red99 server, without even fighting him.

Ultimate red99 thread, and some serious <Happiness> right there. Totally mindfucked you... I love it.

[Bodybagger]

No unfortunately this is not a troll. I am really that Blue. :( This isn't one of your recruits though (maybe the shaman was?). I'm not affiliated with any guild at the moment. I was thinking about apping for Holocaust, I heard they're the pvp guild on R99.

yeah I was saying the shaman was one of my <FoH> guys haha... spurned by big Mac's lil shaman


Good times. And you heard wrong. But holocaust is great if you aren't here for PVP and just want to rush to 60 and get gear, we recently sent a few weeds their way. If you are just here for fun, PVP, and great people, Flowers is good. If you want lots of easy groups leveling up and enjoy pvp too Fresh is another option of mostly good guys who aren't scared of a good time on red99.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

I start by putting the person on /ignore to help me dissociate myself from the idea that this PC is actually a person sitting behind a computer. Then I like to reflect on how awful my life is and how much of a man I wish I could be, how envious and jealous I am of all my internet peers. At this point I'm usually welling up and my eyes are full of salty tears while my hands are trembling, I like to help relieve this by slamming my thick leg like arms against the walls in pitiful attempts at breaking the paper thin dry wall which does nothing to stop the sounds of my mom and her latest plenty-of-fish boyfriend embracing eachother in an experience I myself will never be able to have. At this point the sounds of my mom being ploughed are unbarable and I can only drown out the jealousy with the sound of Hatsune Miku mixed with the looting of another players coin. I make my move, satisfaction is gaurantee because I never fight people who don't con 4 levels under with a massive gear disadvantage, or the ability to abuse some faction I spent weeks working on. I cum.

A++ post

[Duckwalk]

The mentality that the only correct mindset on Red99 is the ruthless PK mindset is retarded.

You can be Red as fuck while maintaining no interest in griefing, twink killing noobs in rags or generally going out of your way to ruin someone else's day just for some YT.

Don't listen to these clowns OP.

[daasgoot]

The mentality that the only correct mindset on Red99 is the ruthless PK mindset is retarded.

You can be Red as fuck while maintaining no interest in griefing, twink killing noobs in rags or generally going out of your way to ruin someone else's day just for some YT.

Don't listen to these clowns OP.

[Duckwalk]

Well done. I still maintain you can be red without being an asshole.

Go contest valuable camps, coin people farming plat in hotspots, etc instead of griefing broke noobs in rags or random person who present no danger asking for help.

[Bodybagger]

Well done. I still maintain you can be red without being an asshole.

Go contest valuable camps, coin people farming plat in hotspots, etc instead of griefing broke noobs in rags or random person who present no danger asking for help.

I like how coining plat farming rags people trying to gear up is less grief than a meaningless YT on a newb who loses NOTHING on death and are only here to enjoy xp bonus and grind to 50 and quit or zerg out.... :D

OP no hard feelers bub. Funny as fuck though. At least he didn't get invised out then kill you... that's what I'd have done if that had been my troll there ;)

Duck, a guy asked him for help and he attacked him... he's too far gone to the red side for you to show him the way to bluejesus. His initial instinct is to grief, he just got ganked by someone taking the fun out of his kill. It happens to the best of us

[Duckwalk]

Difference between griefing nubs in rags and killing people farming hill giant plat.

One actually uses PvP to compete over resources while the other needlessly sends the guy back to bind point / wastes his time.

[dscar23]

I like how coining plat farming rags people trying to gear up is less grief than a meaningless YT on a newb who loses NOTHING on death and are only here to enjoy xp bonus and grind to 50 and quit or zerg out.... :D

OP no hard feelers bub. Funny as fuck though. At least he didn't get invised out then kill you... that's what I'd have done if that had been my troll there ;)

Duck, a guy asked him for help and he attacked him... he's too far gone to the red side for you to show him the way to bluejesus. His initial instinct is to grief, he just got ganked by someone taking the fun out of his kill. It happens to the best of us


Hahah well Osgaren is begging for that pvp action. I had to oblige him. It was pretty funny, glad others got to share in my Blue misfortunes :)

[fred schnarf]

it wont happen till you are griefed excessively

that wil come later

[Tassador]

I start by putting the person on /ignore to help me dissociate myself from the idea that this PC is actually a person sitting behind a computer. Then I like to reflect on how awful my life is and how much of a man I wish I could be, how envious and jealous I am of all my internet peers. At this point I'm usually welling up and my eyes are full of salty tears while my hands are trembling, I like to help relieve this by slamming my thick leg like arms against the walls in pitiful attempts at breaking the paper thin dry wall which does nothing to stop the sounds of my mom and her latest plenty-of-fish boyfriend embracing eachother in an experience I myself will never be able to have. At this point the sounds of my mom being ploughed are unbarable and I can only drown out the jealousy with the sound of Hatsune Miku mixed with the looting of another players coin. I make my move, satisfaction is gaurantee because I never fight people who don't con 4 levels under with a massive gear disadvantage, or the ability to abuse some faction I spent weeks working on. I cum.

Lol

[dscar23]

Great news guys! I ended up claiming my first YT. Unfortunately it was semi-legitimate. At least he died to the guards once, right? Keep up the Red griefing tips!

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Dolla

[dontbanpls]

Join Azrael for a while and you will be griefin in no time

[Bodybagger]

lulz Bakingsoda death in EC?? You're newbing wrong.


I was going to ask your level so I could come assist you... but, then I remembered I know the shaman who was in range to you... so nevermind ;) What class did you say you were?

[VincentVolaju]

Great news guys!


LOL!

[nonphixion]

im 0-30, am i one of the most honorable?

[Macdeth]

What’s the boy OP? Wasn’t he born from a woman? The spirits that know the future have told me this: “Don’t be afraid, Macdeth. No man born from a woman will ever defeat you.” So get out of here, disloyal thanes, and join the weak and decadent Bluebies! My mind and courage will never falter with doubt or shake with fear.

I knew I was not to be slain by OP. I sat and laughed, then took my invis and walked out.

[dscar23]

lulz Bakingsoda death in EC?? You're newbing wrong.


Sometimes I like to pretend I'm still on blue and sit in EC for hours on end.

[BardPop]

Join Azrael for a while and you will be griefed in no time
There you go