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Nirgon
02-13-2015, 10:58 PM
I promised Salem I would make him a touching picture story


So there I was just minding me own damn business porting around some of the new players in the guild and I received a tell... which resulted in the rescue of a lonely halfling and bringing them to the glorious ZEM master race continent of Faydwer:

http://s22.postimg.org/n3l0a9o67/EQ000811.png
http://s28.postimg.org/cg7mlze0d/EQ000812.png
http://s7.postimg.org/ce4spdqa3/EQ000813.png
http://s10.postimg.org/3xrqsvi09/EQ000814.png
http://s30.postimg.org/z2b3t7w01/EQ000815.png
http://s24.postimg.org/s9adj3e45/EQ000816.png
http://s18.postimg.org/feez7glux/EQ000817.png







https://aubankaitis.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/basketball-swish.jpg
Swish, nothin' but pop

Baugi
02-13-2015, 11:08 PM
Faydwer worst continent and boat rides are probably the best thing in EQ.

Just saying.

vouss
02-13-2015, 11:36 PM
I can't wait to kill that guy on my level 6, 14, and 22 fungi/ragebringet alts

fred schnarf
02-14-2015, 01:49 PM
doing the journey yourself is classic, begging and asking for handouts is the shitbag way

just saying, if you cant get to 5 or so and make the trip to east freeport why bother even playing at all

vinnidel
02-14-2015, 02:30 PM
word story for croutons:

1. nirgon ports Lizz into DL.
2. nirgon sees 6 holocaust members in zone, including Cappa.
3. nirgon sees Salem, Twerk, Ilillill in zone.
4. nirgon flips Lizz the deuces, tells him to pray to his Jboots, clicks a gate pot.
5. Salem Flowers of Happiness Lizz Holocaust Dreadlands 0.20 February 13 2015 9:34:02 PM

the end

Smedy
02-14-2015, 02:44 PM
petitioning that name right now, my immersion levels has never been this low, gm's are sleeping???

Nirgon
02-14-2015, 08:16 PM
word story for croutons:

1. nirgon ports Lizz into DL.
2. nirgon sees 6 holocaust members in zone, including Cappa.
3. nirgon sees Salem, Twerk, Ilillill in zone.
4. nirgon flips Lizz the deuces, tells him to pray to his Jboots, clicks a gate pot.
5. Salem Flowers of Happiness Lizz Holocaust Dreadlands 0.20 February 13 2015 9:34:02 PM

the end

server gains +1 member dunno wtf you are talking about

Didn't see any of those people in the zone

I don't carry gate pots

Am I supposed to buff Lizz or something?

Cappa
02-14-2015, 10:17 PM
word story for croutons:

1. nirgon ports Lizz into DL.
2. nirgon sees 6 holocaust members in zone, including Cappa.
3. nirgon sees Salem, Twerk, Ilillill in zone.
4. nirgon flips Lizz the deuces, tells him to pray to his Jboots, clicks a gate pot.
5. Salem Flowers of Happiness Lizz Holocaust Dreadlands 0.20 February 13 2015 9:34:02 PM

the end

I'm so confused. What?

RIP The Jacka
02-14-2015, 10:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hj0Rso3.gif

vinnidel
02-14-2015, 10:40 PM
sry, forgot you guys were slow.

2. was included to demonstrate that holo had 2x as many members than we did in zone, and that clearly nirgon had the option to PvP (rather than let Lizz die solo). Mentioning you (cappa) by name was to demonstrate that you had the capablity of porting the potentially separated members of holocaust to the wiz spires to consolidate.

vinnidel
02-14-2015, 10:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hj0Rso3.gif

uncle buck 10/10 movie.

Cappa
02-14-2015, 11:31 PM
sry, forgot you guys were slow.

2. was included to demonstrate that holo had 2x as many members than we did in zone, and that clearly nirgon had the option to PvP (rather than let Lizz die solo). Mentioning you (cappa) by name was to demonstrate that you had the capablity of porting the potentially separated members of holocaust to the wiz spires to consolidate.

Because DL is such a small zone and that because People zoned in at spires and i zoned out of KC means something?

vinnidel
02-15-2015, 12:02 AM
Because DL is such a small zone and that because People zoned in at spires and i zoned out of KC means something?

wait, u srsly this dum?

vinnidel
02-15-2015, 12:04 AM
don't answer that. did research and confirmed dum: http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=cappa

RIP The Jacka
02-15-2015, 02:10 AM
Damn a dreadlands gank major props pvp on pvp server

vinnidel
02-15-2015, 02:49 AM
Damn a dreadlands gank major props pvp on pvp server

http://media.giphy.com/media/Ds4SGvteazHnW/giphy.gif


thanks dawg

Nirgon
02-15-2015, 12:10 PM
Well I guess if you can't spell it out for Azrael in PICTURES how to recruit and help grow the population...

Cappa
02-15-2015, 05:47 PM
sry, forgot you guys were slow.

2. was included to demonstrate that holo had 2x as many members than we did in zone, and that clearly nirgon had the option to PvP (rather than let Lizz die solo). Mentioning you (cappa) by name was to demonstrate that you had the capablity of porting the potentially separated members of holocaust to the wiz spires to consolidate.

Lizz died in the tunnel, i was at KC. No way i would have made it in time to assist him.

Swyft
02-15-2015, 07:12 PM
word story for croutons:

1. nirgon ports Lizz into DL.
2. nirgon sees 6 holocaust members in zone, including Cappa.
3. nirgon sees Salem, Twerk, Ilillill in zone.
4. nirgon flips Lizz the deuces, tells him to pray to his Jboots, clicks a gate pot.
5. Salem Flowers of Happiness Lizz Holocaust Dreadlands 0.20 February 13 2015 9:34:02 PM

the end

Nirgon talks a good game on forums but if he doesn't have 4x the numbers in pvp he'll roll his wheelchair bound mother down a cliff to get away.

Nirgon
02-15-2015, 07:14 PM
We are holding the name Burgerking ransom

Don't make me point the gun at your bind camp record

Swyft
02-15-2015, 07:18 PM
We are holding the name Burgerking ransom

Don't make me point the gun at your bind camp record

Reported, glad to see I can rustle you right out of that feigned white knight status in a single post.

Nirgon
02-15-2015, 07:26 PM
Keh heh heh heh

Luv a good threat

Swyft
02-15-2015, 07:29 PM
Keh heh heh heh

Luv a good threat

I don't really give a shit myself, the fact that I rustled ya'll so badly that you'd take my name after it was changed to try and scam kills on me is so fucking lolworthy I mark it as my greatest server win to date.

Nirgon
02-15-2015, 07:31 PM
http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/The+hype+_effd306133bbd3765d1ef1c4cbcb1e2b.jpg

Swyft
02-15-2015, 07:33 PM
http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/The+hype+_effd306133bbd3765d1ef1c4cbcb1e2b.jpg

the best part is that you think you're rustling me, but in reality you're just showing the lvl of butthurt I've brought you to and how rustled you are.

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Jimmies-Maximum-Over-Rustled-Meme-Gif.gif

Jimmybones
02-15-2015, 07:37 PM
the best part is that you think you're rustling me, but in reality you're just showing the lvl of butthurt I've brought you to and how rustled you are.

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Jimmies-Maximum-Over-Rustled-Meme-Gif.gif

posted 4 times in 20 mins but he totally does not care guise

Swyft
02-15-2015, 07:41 PM
posted 4 times in 20 mins but he totally does not care guise

LOL clearly me typing some replies is the same lvl of rustlage as rolling a guys name after it was changed and /dueling them to spam kills on a player that murdered ya a buncha times.

stay mad nerds~

Kergan
02-15-2015, 07:48 PM
Did guild management finally lift your gag order Syft? Good to have you back FQing pal.

Doors
02-15-2015, 07:51 PM
Syft cares more and gets more upset than anyone else on red. His shaman died to PVP and he disappeared for three weeks from not only the game but the forums. He also makes a huge deal out of every kill he gets.

Nirgon
02-15-2015, 07:58 PM
http://s12.postimg.org/bg91vosyl/red_dragon_2002_dolarhyde_is_still_alive_part_2.jp g

Swyft
02-15-2015, 08:00 PM
Syft cares more and gets more upset than anyone else on red. His shaman died to PVP and he disappeared for three weeks from not only the game but the forums. He also makes a huge deal out of every kill he gets.

Sorry to burst your bubble sweetheart but I was namechanged, ooc revoked, and forum suspended LOL!

Your victory over me is as delusional as the thought that your mascara is hiding your tear streaked face.

http://media.sdreader.com/img/photos/2012/06/04/bestbuys_lead_t658.jpg?ff95ca2b4c25d2d6ff3bfb257fe bf11d604414e5

Doors
02-15-2015, 08:00 PM
Whatever you say kid.

Swyft
02-15-2015, 08:02 PM
Whatever you say kid.

Sirken can confirm it, but I'd understand if you'd rather lie to yourselves to sleep better at night, i would if BK shit on me everytime I saw him.

Kergan
02-15-2015, 08:20 PM
Sirken can confirm it, but I'd understand if you'd rather lie to yourselves to sleep better at night, i would if BK shit on me everytime I saw him.

I believe you.

Nirgon
02-15-2015, 08:34 PM
I say the Burgerking character dies once for every post he makes in this thread

Swyft
02-15-2015, 08:48 PM
I say the Burgerking character dies once for every post he makes in this thread

Sooo rustled, sooo goog!

If you were thinking with a clear head you woulda never admitted that you guys made Burgerking and played your usual lie and deny game, but you so mad you're not thinking straight

Steel Warrior
02-15-2015, 09:35 PM
Colgate Holocaust Burgerking Azrael Timorous Deep 0.15 January 28 2015 5:27:06 PM
Helenkeller Holocaust Burgerking Azrael Dreadlands 1.61 January 28 2015 5:25:04 PM

Swyft
02-16-2015, 02:05 AM
Colgate Holocaust Burgerking Azrael Timorous Deep 0.15 January 28 2015 5:27:06 PM
Helenkeller Holocaust Burgerking Azrael Dreadlands 1.61 January 28 2015 5:25:04 PM

I think it's cute your quoting pvp leaderboards when this is you

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Bump

LOL but I killed Colgate for 2.5 pts most pts he's ever been worth he can have the .15 for me after my 50v1 kill to Hellen the MQ user.

Even 50 v1 it takes a cheater to bring down the BK! lol stay mad nerds~

LostCause
02-16-2015, 07:44 AM
hehueheuehuh wonder what happen to the char handpartytowel